Duck Call Room

Uncle Si revisits the hot take that landed him on the front page of The New York Times, while Martin floats the idea of booking a prison phone call with Joe Exotic. The boys question Jase Robertson’s so-called manliness in light of his frou-frou dog collection, and John-David admits to a real road rage moment. Phillip firmly denies the existence of aliens, but Si can’t hide his excitement over the possibility of President Trump declassifying files on the subject. Duck Call Room episode #531 is sponsored by: https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 20% off today! The Everyday Earbuds Classic are perfect for refreshing your routine this spring. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! https://timtebow.com/tree-duck/ — Get your copy of If the Tree Could Speak by Tim Tebow on Amazon today! https://factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year with code duck50off at checkout. *Terms and conditions apply https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin breaks the news of his surprise skin cancer surgery and shares how a routine spot turned into a deeper-than-expected procedure. Thankfully doctors got it all, but he issues a stern safety warning to other outdoorsmen. Uncle Si bows out of riding a horse at the rodeo yet somehow ends up riding shotgun on a mule wagon and having the time of his life anyway. John-David volunteers Godwin to follow his ambitious new fitness plan, while Martin laments that the room has officially become a gathering of old men comparing aches, pains, and inflammation charts. Duck Call Room episode #530 is sponsored by: https://stopboxusa.com — Get 10% off at StopBox when you use code DUCKCALL at checkout. https://www.tonal.com — Get $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code DUCK at checkout. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si jokes that his daughter must have been swapped at birth because she’s far too pretty, articulate, and intelligent to have inherited it from him. John-David’s recap of his alma mater’s Career Day appearance gets hijacked when Si launches into some nitty-gritty advice for young people. Martin, Jacob, and Si battle a fly terrorizing the studio, and Si makes plans to ride in an upcoming rodeo. What could possibly go wrong? Duck Call Room episode #529 is sponsored by: https://timtebow.com/tree-duck/ — Get your copy of If the Tree Could Speak by Tim Tebow on Amazon today! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si discovers his brand-new smile helped reveal a health issue that had been affecting his whole body for years. The boys shift gears as Si, Phillip, and Godwin are joined by Mark Neumann of LifeCampUSA as they support middle school boys and girls who’ve lost a parent in military, law enforcement, or first responder service. Plus, Martin jokes that after hearing Si’s stories of backyard pellet-gun injuries and kitchen-table “field surgery,” he’s just hoping his own boys survive childhood without needing the same kind of homegrown medical care. Duck Call Room episode #528 is sponsored by: https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK at checkout! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% their first purchase when using the code DUCK at checkout. https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si experiences a God moment that leaves a grown man in tears and reminds him of Phil in a powerful way. Jay Stone recaps their Arkansas hunt, including a falling mallard that nearly took Si out. Martin also shares an update and asks for prayers for Godwin’s twin granddaughters, who’ve had a minor health setback. John-David rounds things out with some hilarious and clever listener submissions for Si’s Calvin and Hobbes-inspired truck decal. Duck Call Room episode #527 is sponsored by: https://Quo.com/duck — Try Quo for FREE plus get 20% off your first 6 months using this link https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si admits his first date didn’t involve dinner reservations — it involved a .22 pistol, a breakup, and at least one unfortunate squirrel, proving that romance isn’t universal. Martin proactively decides his course of action if he’s ever face-to-face with a hungry grizzly bear, and John-David fills Si in on Lindsey Vonn’s shocking 90-mph Olympic ski crash, leaving them wondering at which point pride becomes foolishness. Duck Call Room episode #526 is sponsored by: https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://shopmando.com — Get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at checkout! https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is losing weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! https://preborn.com/duck or dial #250 and say the keyword BABY — Just $28 can help save a life! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets the lowdown from Jacob Mayo after he and Bella Robertson Mayo witnessed a literal murder during a trip to a neighboring city. Jacob and John-David float the idea of inviting Willie Robertson’s old friends and acquaintances onto the show to share the wild stories from his younger years. Si is later stunned by how clueless the criminal was who tried to rob John-David’s business, while Martin reflects on being grateful that his kids are fully potty trained, though he admits he’s a little nervous about the preteen years that are just around the corner. Duck Call Room episode #525 is sponsored by: https://www.tonal.com — Get $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code DUCK. https://coastpay.com/duck — Get free gas for a day when you get started with our link! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! https://homeserve.com — Help protect your home systems and your wallet for a little as $4.99/month! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si runs late after staying out with the linemen helping restore power following the ice storm, briefly leaving Hunter to fill in before things go off the rails. Godwin reveals the strange habits you pick up when living in survival mode with no power and twin granddaughters. Hunter’s Valentine’s Day plans spark a debate about Waffle House romance, and John-David has proof that love is hard to come by in that place. Martin and the boys offer advice for the difficult position of wanting to date your best friend’s sister. Duck Call Room episode #524 is sponsored by: https://myphdweightloss.com — Find out how Godwin is planning to lose weight! Schedule your one-on-one consultation today by visiting the website or calling 864-644-1900 and be sure to mention "Godwin" so they know we sent you! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! https://thecommandercoffee.com — Get 10% off your order when you use code DUCK at checkout. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si proves that surviving a big storm in style sometimes means staying put and letting everyone else panic, at least until he’s forced to bunk with Phillip for a few days. Martin shares a tense run-in with a game warden and relives his most painful moment after wiping out on ice and sliding all the way into the road. John-David realizes he’s just not built for this type of weather, and the boys offer their heartfelt thanks to the linemen, first responders, and all those who worked tirelessly during and after the storm to take care of the community. Duck Call Room episode #523 is sponsored by: https://ethos.com/DUCK — Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes. Application times & rates may vary. https://smartcredit.com/duck — Get your 7-day trial for just $1 right now! https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get 15% off and go for gold with the Everyday Earbuds Classic. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! https://factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year with code duck50off at checkout. *Terms and conditions apply - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie drops in with his buddy and financial guru Dave Ramsey, and things immediately go sideways when Uncle Si starts explaining his unique approach to money. Martin leans in on Dave’s advice for parents trying to raise money-smart kids, while Phillip does his best to quietly rein in Si’s spending habits whenever he gets the chance. Dave shares hard-earned wisdom about work, discipline, and making smart decisions when it comes to living within one’s means. Duck Call Room episode #522 is sponsored by: https://preborn.com/duck or dial #250 and say the keyword BABY — Just $28 can help save a life! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get 3 FREE AG1 travel packs, 3 FREE AGZ travel packs, plus FREE D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order when you use our link! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cold weather gets the Duck Call Room thinking in survival terms, and Uncle Si is more than ready with his plans for riding it out—cuddling included. Jacob’s dog Dixie unofficially turns the studio into a doggy daycare, while John-David channels his inner nerd and falls hard for a local ramen spot that reshapes his cold-weather priorities. The boys oblige their fans’ requests for more listener emails, and pass along a reminder that community matters most when life gets tough. This episode was recorded on 1/22/26. Duck Call Room Garmin Group: https://connect.garmin.com/app/group/5408185/about Duck Call Room episode #521 is sponsored by: https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://Quo.com/DUCK — Try Quo for FREE plus get 20% off your first 6 months using this link https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reveals why he’s suddenly being forced to move out of his home. Phillip recalls when a close friend exposed a religious “miracle” fraud that fooled an entire crowd, and Si recalls the moment during his military days that made him believe there’s more to reality than what we can see.. Martin laments losing his hair way earlier than most, and John-David finally solves a mystery that’s been bugging him for weeks. Plus, a killer fly is on the loose in the studio! Duck Call Room episode #520 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get 3 FREE AG1 travel packs, 3 FREE AGZ travel packs, plus FREE D3+K2 and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order when you use our link! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the best deals on all MyPillow's products, including the classic MyPillow for just $17.98, with code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Martin recounts the tense moment he came face-to-face with a thief after a late-night break-in at his family’s home and the split-second decisions that followed. Uncle Si relieves the night he chased a peeping tom away from his sister’s window, and Godwin quietly models what it looks like to be a good friend. Plus, John-David reviews the Duck Call Room after listening to an episode for the very first time, and the boys weigh in on the biggest wildlife debate raging across the country as a proposed law change looms. Duck Call Room episode #519 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 20% off your next purchase with code DUCK at checkout! https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the best deals on all MyPillow's products, including the classic MyPillow for just $17.98, with code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si re-creates a chilling Vietnam moment when he braced himself for what he believed was imminent combat, only to later realize the situation was not at all what he thought. Rucker opens up about his nerves ahead of a trip to Africa and admits he’s still amazed Uncle Sam handed a passport to an ex-con, which earns him a more relentless ribbing than usual from John-David. Martin briefly steps away from Si’s spiraling theories and hands over the reins to Hunter from Kentucky, a young man the guys have been covering with prayer for months. Duck Call Room #518 is sponsored by: https://trybeef.com/duck — Get 10% off your first TriTails box straight from their ranch to your door. Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/DUCK. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. https://preborn.com/duck or dial #250 and say the keyword BABY — Just $28 can help save a life! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the best deals on all MyPillow's products, including the classic MyPillow for just $17.98, with code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si celebrates being old enough to sit back and rewatch “Gunsmoke” for the hundredth time, leaving the boys to their own devices. Justin Martin’s new fitness tracker starts revealing more than he expected, prompting him to open up about sleep habits, hidden data, and what it was like growing up as the “husky” kid his whole life. John-David runs through his ever-expanding list of irrational fears, from flying to swimming, while Phillip laments the lost footage of his mid-80s breakdancing crew, The Siberian Breakers. Duck Call Room episode #517 is sponsored by: https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order when you use our link! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://homeserve.com — Help protect your home systems and your wallet for a little as $4.99/month! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin’s birthday gift immediately has Uncle Si’s Big Brother paranoia spiraling out of control. John-David mines Si’s vast resource of home remedies for all sorts of embarrassing personal problems, but his and Phillip’s beard-growth suggestion may be a step too far. Si reminds everyone of the trigger-happy self-defense clause he works into all his contracts, and the boys lift up a young lady in prayer who was recently faced with a difficult diagnosis. Duck Call Room episode #516 is sponsored by: https://coastpay.com/duck — Get free gas for a day when you get started with our link! https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK at checkout! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the best deals on all MyPillow's products, including the classic MyPillow for just $17.98, with code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Luke unintentionally shows up dressed in the EXACT same clothes as Uncle Si, sparking jokes that he’s becoming Si’s mini-me. Si gives Jacob a master class in bluffing your opponent, and Martin discovers that kids' toys are way cooler and more useful than they used to be. John Luke looks back on growing up under Phil Robertson’s zero-supervision philosophy, where kids had full access to dangerous tools and it’s honestly a miracle anyone survived. The boys can’t believe John Luke once got dumped for being so good at hunting his then-girlfriend couldn’t handle it. Duck Call Room episode #515 is sponsored by: https://Quo.com/DUCK — Try Quo for FREE plus get 20% off your first 6 months using this link https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! https://covepure.com/duck — Get $200 off for a limited time if you use our link! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin kicks off the episode with the long-awaited announcement that he’s officially a grandpa to twins, sending the whole room into celebration mode. Martin follows up by sharing the hard-earned wisdom he’s picked up raising twins of his own, offering equal parts honesty and encouragement. John-David and Uncle Si then reflect on the quiet strength of mothers and what it reveals when their children’s lives are on the line. The boys swap favorite winter comfort foods and remind listeners that grace belongs right alongside any New Year’s resolutions. Duck Call Room episode #514 is sponsored by: https://factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year with code duck50off. *Terms and conditions apply https://buyraycon.com/duckOPEN — Get 20% off sitewide and crush your new year goals with Raycon! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DUCK at https://shopmando.com/! #mandopod https://smartcredit.com/duck — Get your 7-day trial for just $1 right now! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si preps for a new year by roasting 2025, teasing his very non-romantic midnight plans, and getting hopelessly confused about whether the Black Eyed Peas are food, music, or leftovers. John Luke steers the conversation toward reflection and hope, drawing out what Si wants to leave behind and what he’s carrying into 2026. Martin winces as his twins learn a painful bathroom lesson, and John-David gets completely lost but engaged in the flood of Spotify and YouTube Wrapped stats listeners are sending. Duck Call Room episode #513 is sponsored by: https://homeserve.com — Help protect your home systems and your wallet for a little as $4.99/month! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Get 15% off your next purchase with code DUCK at checkout! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the best deals with MyPillow’s After Christmas Sale with code DUCK at checkout! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie’s snowy road-trip panic sets the tone as he’s convinced he’s writing his obituary by text, and Uncle Si tries to pry Willie’s financial secrets out of his assistant Chad with zero success. The boys dive into McRib mishaps, stinky cheeses, and Si proudly predicts Jep’s son to be a sports superstar in the making. John-David wishes for a Hawaiian Punch fountain, but Martin is all about making it to the level of owning a home urinal. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si calls Miss Kay to check in on her, only to catch her mid–procedure with zero patience to spare. She’s back to her fiery, unfiltered self, retelling the infamous story of the Christmas Eve house fire that Phil “fixed” with a chainsaw before heading straight to the duck blind. John Luke gives an update on expecting twins and jokes about big-family chaos, Martin tries to talk him into a vasectomy, and John-David gives a shoutout to baby Oakley, a NICU miracle. Si offers a heartfelt prayer for listeners walking through both joy and hardship this season. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si shares some jaw-dropping family lore, including the deadly Robertson shootout that split the kin, the hot-pepper torture his cousins put him through as a baby, and the claim his aunt was practically a circus-ready bearded lady. Martin can’t get over how mean the Robertson kids were back then, and Phillip is finally ready to retire his Santa suit at the children’s home where he’s worked for 30 years. The boys celebrate John-David officially stepping into the career his 17-year-old self once dreamed about as he’s invited back to his alma mater to speak at Career Day. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin enters the home stretch before entering Grandpa-ville, and Martin relives the chaotic moment a child’s shotgun went rogue and nearly took him out. John-David is over the moon about the wild goose that exploded through a UPS driver’s windshield and somehow flew away, while Si goes from omelet debates to life advice in record time, dropping his signature line about what to do when your life totally stinks. Plus, Phil’s no-shower and “space beam” theories get reality-checked. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is certain Phil Robertson’s notorious duck dog singled him out for urinary mischief, and Martin can’t believe his ears when Si describes grabbing a supposedly dead deer by the antlers only to be dragged like a rag doll. Jay Stone brings along his adrenaline-junkie former SWAT buddy, Blake Cook, for blood-pumping hunts and his first tumble on the jiu-jitsu mat. John-David loves every minute of Si flipping out over Jase’s nonstop opinions, and a disturbing firsthand encounter has Si laying down his bathroom phone-call boundaries. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si claims he nearly ran over a “body” on the side of the road, which sets off a chain of wild back-road stories involving deer, cows, alligators, and one legendary moment when Phil wound up fist-fighting a buzzard inside his truck. Martin and John Luke wish Si’s everyday life could be a video game, and John-David’s son, Carter, pops in fresh off his scene-stealing “Lion King” performance to effortlessly take over while full-on Si snoozes. The boys address the eternal mystery of how Si can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, without warning. Carter's Play: https://www.youtube.com/live/8ddYMV9m8u0 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si relives being detained by the authorities when his travel-sized tea making system gets confused for an illicit substance. John-David ambitiously invites LSU’s new head coach Lane Kiffen to the podcast, and Si’s son Scott and daughter-in-law Marsha share how Scott found healing from PTSD through working with horses. Si beams with pride as Scott explains how equine therapy helps veterans reconnect, calm their minds, and find real hope again. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin might be in the doghouse, but Uncle Si steals the show when he reveals the playful little ritual he and Christine share that keeps their love alive, even at his age. John-David seems determined to install a fridge in every room of his house—including a few that absolutely should not have one. Phillip finally explains the long-running mystery of why he was banned from the Robertson duck blind 35 years ago and hasn’t been invited back since. Si also laughs about the surprisingly simple and honestly kinda weird reason he and Christine struggled to start a family early in their marriage. The boys agree that the baby born in a Buc-ee’s parking lot is already off to a legendary start in life. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John Luke fire up the old “Duck Dynasty” video game right on the set, and Si can’t get over how hilarious his digital alter ego’s jokes are. John Luke’s in-game twin gets roasted for his weird body movements, bizarre missions, and the totally random tasks he’s assigned in the swamps of Louisiana. John-David dives into savage Amazon reviews, and Martin loses track of all the fourth-wall breaks happening at once. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si falls apart laughing as Jacob Mayo recounts the wildly embarrassing massage that left him half-dressed, face-down, and praying for escape while his wife, Bella, watched the whole thing unfold. John-David shares the chaos of his kids trying to remove a harmless lizard they were convinced was a Komodo dragon, plus the boys react to unbelievable government stories — including parachuting beavers and Oregon’s infamous exploding whale — before celebrating a wave of first-kill photos sent in by listeners. An email about the eternal marriage fight over what should happen to all the Amazon boxes piling up sends Uncle Si into a relatable rant. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reacts to the haters of his book and relives the glory days of his time at Duck Commander, where Phil promised him a tiny paycheck but Miss Kay’s cooking made it all worth it. John-David’s horizons are broadened by a unique dish Missy cooked for his family, and Martin gets Si going with his story of racing literal tanks at Fort Knox before getting busted by the top brass. Jay shows off a distinctive trophy his daughter bagged, and Si waxes poetic about the beauty of Texas’ Hill Country. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin suffers a good-natured scolding after admitting he taught his boys a lesson that definitely wouldn’t have earned Phil Robertson’s approval. John-David replays some of Phil’s greatest on-camera moments, sparking fresh stories from Uncle Si. Phillip brings up the massive roadside inferno he, Godwin, and Martin rolled up on during their drive home, a fireball so big it stopped traffic and had them wondering how close they came to real danger. Si insists his brand-new teeth are the secret behind his recent streak of good luck. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin’s “Speedo situation” steals the show early, and Martin confesses to a major parenting blunder that has the potential to ruin his duck hunting season. Uncle Si meets a little girl named Lydia who’s fighting a terminal illness. Her mom, Morgan, shares how one small $16 miracle has revealed God’s hand in every step of Lydia’s journey. Si is moved to tears, and John-David, who knows firsthand what it’s like to watch your child face medical challenges, urges anyone who’s able to help this brave family in their time of need. If you’d like to help Lydia and learn more about her fight, see the link in the show notes below. https://www.gofundme.com/f/SaveLydia - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si leads a heartfelt sit-down with fellow warriors Jay Stone and Blake Cook, along with Blake’s wife, Nicole, to talk honestly about combat, coming home, and the weight military families carry. Si calls all veterans his heroes, and Blake shares what healing has looked like for his marriage, faith, and daily life after service. The boys and Nicole dig into PTSD, isolation, and why real brotherhood and accountability matter—especially for spouses who shoulder the unseen battles. Jay points to an incredible resource for veterans, and Si encourages those who are struggling, feeling lost, or battling addiction to reach out for help and give Jesus a chance to heal them. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin’s twins fall head over heels for a beaver they name “Crunchy,” and their newfound affection accidentally saves his life—for now. Clay blushes when the boys bring up his brief “modeling career” and the front-and-center posters featuring him at sporting goods stores across the country. John-David and his cousin-slash-best-friend Heath have a race, though the whole thing sounds a little pathetic. Martin recalls the time he got his hair beaded and braided on a cruise, but what stands out most is just how horribly it all went wrong. The boys wrap things up by debating the sanity—and practicality—of deep-fried pizza. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A kind listener returns a family heirloom to Uncle Si, and the boys join him on a trip down memory lane to see photos of Si, Phil, and Miss Kay as teenagers. Martin is floored by reports of “infected” monkeys on the loose in Mississippi after a transport crash, and Rucker sparks a debate about whether everyone is living in a simulation—though there may be proof to the contrary right in the room. Meanwhile, John-David lives that good-dad life, spending hours helping his son, Carter, perfect his role in the upcoming school play. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si insists he’s discovered the secret to staying “well-preserved,” and Martin thinks he’s finally figured it out. Jacob swears Si’s wardrobe belongs in a vintage boutique, while John-David brings back another unbelievable shoplifting story that somehow ends on a surprisingly uplifting note. Plus, the boys discover a bear coat that could make them fashion legends for the “low” price of $500. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si debuts his brand-new smile after finally taking Phil Robertson’s advice to get new teeth. Phillip’s jaw dropped when Si proudly pulled out the container holding his old teeth on the drive home from the procedure, and Martin relives a disastrous post-dentist hunt that left him regretting every move. John-David fuels everyone’s nightmares with his disturbing discovery of teddy bears sewn with human teeth. The boys bow for a powerful moment when Si phones a young fan battling cancer and prays for him, lifting him up to the Almighty. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si answers fan questions from his DMs, and things quickly go off the rails. Martin opens a whole new world of “what-the-heck” with his knowledge of pet implants meant to make animals seem more “manly.” John-David resurrects the fart heard ’round the world from three years ago, and Hunter’s Christian heavy-metal impression sends the crew into a tailspin of laughter and awe. Plus, a puppy crash-lands the set and immediately bonds with Si’s beard. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si learns about Australia’s infamous “emu war” and can’t believe a country actually lost a battle to birds. The boys dive into a crash course on platypuses, while Hunter’s the only one brave enough to fact-check Si’s new favorite animal. Jacob shares his epic Canada hunt with his 82-year-old grandpa, and a listener's email delivers a shocking prophecy that Martin might be destined for another set of twins. John-David drops the news that a mountain lion became roadkill not too far from West Monroe. Martin’s boys turn three, but their birthday weekend ends with a pumpkin-patch chipped tooth and a reminder that parenting twins means double the fun. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si welcomes comedian Tim Hawkins to Louisiana with a crash course in culture, gators, local game, and his band’s original songs. Si’s tales of high school glory have Tim cracking up, and John-David and Tim bond instantly over high-end toilet tech as they officially found the Bidet Bros. Martin stuns Tim by revealing his grandma’s unforgettable system for labeling squirrels in the family freezer. The boys and Tim all agree that Buc-ee’s is basically a church. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants, and the boys float the idea of naming a bridge after Uncle Si in West Monroe. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s wife, Miss Christine, relives the night she knew Si needed serious help and rushed him to the ER. True to form, Si was cracking jokes before the nurses even hooked him up to an IV. Si calls her a cougar since she’s older than him and “has claws,” but Christine sets the record straight on that story. Together they dish out the marriage and parenting wisdom they’ve learned in nearly fifty-five years together, while Phillip compares their old-school romance to Gen Z’s puzzling dating habits. John-David vents about the phrases and hand gestures his kids won’t stop using, and Christine shares the heartfelt story of Sweet Pea’s final days. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is alive and well after a brief hospital stay, and Phillip was there to witness just how tough Si was when he woke up in a pool of blood one night. Martin declares that Si has officially reached Robertson family legend status, while John-David takes the death of Si’s beloved cat, Sweet Pea, pretty hard. Martin proclaims that squirrels are, in fact, NOT cute, and Si proposes a plan to whip Congress back into shape. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has come down with a massive, miserable sinus infection—but Jay Stone was there when he caught it, and the two of them had an absolute blast in the process. John-David loses it over a hilarious new nickname making the rounds in the Duckmen crew. Martin starts to wonder if John Luke might be showing early signs of a midlife crisis with some of his recent choices, and Godwin confesses there’s only one reason he ever breaks his diet: when his wife Miss Paula wants ice cream. The boys all agree that teal season opened up with a bit of a shadow hanging over it without Phil this year. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is in rare form as he relives his run-in with an Alaskan grizzly, shocks the boys by disagreeing with Trump’s stance on PBS, and explains why his family buried cash in mason jars instead of trusting banks. Jacob Mayo takes on the challenge of tracking down a replica of Si’s legendary silk dragon jacket — the one he swears helped him win Miss Christine. Phillip reveals the embarrassing but fitting nickname Phil Robertson gave Martin, and John-David beams with fatherly pride as his son Carter lands the role of Zazu in the school play. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si opens an enormous window into his psyche by sharing a dream that leaves the boys speechless, and wonders if one brutal football hit is the real source of his crazy brain. His daily diet sparks a round of shock and envy, with perpetual jump-roper John-David admitting he’s jealous of Si’s legendary metabolism. Martin confesses that every time he sees a game warden his bowels go watery, even when he’s done nothing wrong. Jacob reveals some of Willie’s late-night gut-bombs that could send a man straight to the toilet. Si’s lifelong problem with authority resurfaces, except when there’s a ticket book in play. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reacts with pure bewilderment to Gen Z dating after hearing about Hunter’s “date night” antics, and admits he’s unlocked a brand-new fear thanks to Rucker’s late-night experience in the dark at home. Martin gets launched into full “biologist mode” over the aftermath, and John-David takes it upon himself to beg the German people for clarity on one of Si’s wildest cultural claims. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si relives the first time Phil Robertson got hugged by another man and the priceless look on Phil’s face proves he was definitely not a hugger. Godwin reveals his new grandpa name, Martin shares the trick he used for introducing a newborn to the family dog, and John-David roasts Hunter the producer’s love life while he’s away. The boys are finally ready to laugh about their favorite Phil memories from game warden showdowns to baptisms and his favorite duck blind phrases. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si wades into the debate about Christians celebrating Halloween and agrees to let the boys choose his costume this year. Martin takes his sons on their first dove hunt, but the twins also come face to face with their worst nightmare. John-David argues over which game shows the Duck Call Room hosts could actually win, and Phillip admits he’s been beaten up by women—twice! The boys close with some tough-love advice for couples struggling with commitment issues. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys point to Jesus as the ultimate comforter and resolve to live as bravely and boldly as Charlie did. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices