Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Should you be embarrassed by your body count?

Who is more competitive? Men or Women?

Cheating for the kids.

What do you think of Dirty Talk?

What your basic girl won't do.

A guy cheated on his fiance and got the wedding ring back!

Would you become a bull?

If John can't find a woman is he going to... switch teams?

A mom is shammed for ignoring her fussy child.

Billy wants to put together a parade!

What were punishments like as a kid?

Do people that do loss prevention want to stop bad guys or just hang out?

Have you ever found a finger? ​Billy says people have, Derek doesn't think so.

Instead of spending money on your kids. What did you buy for yourself?

Samuel L Jackson is going to be an alexa voice, but does John know who he is?

We talk to Raymond who really wants to know "Why do women lie on dating apps?".

Bobby's wife cheated on him... it's a never ending story.

Have you heard the best/worst podcast ever? it's called john and Friends.

Do women with bigger butts use more toilet paper?

What are women really looking for in a guy?

You shouldn't try to hide drugs in your butt when getting pulled over, and we hear from Derek's ass.

Would you tell a kid that wasn't yours to shut up?

Have you ever shot yourself?

John and Daniel try to recreate Kylie Jenner's Playboy photo.

Does a woman's sex drive go down after marriage?

Is it normal to sex dreams about your ex.... while pregnant?

How savage are you?

We play a game of "Hair or Bare".

Some people are anti football because they think it makes kids violent.

Would you wear a wedding ring?

What's the latest thing to be outlawed? Finger Guns!

Is the swinger lifestyle passed down from the parents to their adult children?

Who on the show wants a "Trophy Wife" and who doesn't?

If a guy is caught staring at boobs. Who's fault is it?

Is saying someone is a "Nice Girl" slut shaming?

To Pet Owners, a Dog's Whimpering Sounds Just as Sad as an Infant's Cry.

Ophelia is angry at YouTubers, well sorry Ophelia the callers are angry with you.

Bert Kreischer joins The Billy Madison Show!

There is nothing worse than a backseat driver.

What weird things are you attracted to?

We talk to a woman who is dating not one but two men in prison.

Who do you wanna get high with?

Billy Bob doesn't have anything nice to say about bigger women.

We wanna know "What's Your Pet Peeve"?

Do hot chicks riding horses turn you on?

Steve O from Jackass in studio

John meets Jude who is interested in dating him.

Billy used to bring his cat everywhere he'd go.

Can you take someone back after they have cheated?

Did John have sex over the weekend?