Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Some ladies just really want to have a threesome.

Guys, women's restrooms are pretty gross.

Do dads have the same maternal instincts as moms? Things get a bit heated on this one.

Do you have more pics of your dogs or your kids on your phone?

Girl Number Guessing Game - Girls call in and answer a series of questions from Billy, Derek, and Dumbass Daniel as they try to figure out how many sexual partners each had.

Mother cuts young daughter's hair because Dad's new girlfriend styled it. Caller backs up mother, than gets lit up by other callers.

BMS Family Feud - Derek, Chris, & John square off in a battle that adds "dysfunctional" to Family Feud

Rude Trivia - Should be right up their alley, yet Daniel and John still suck at it.

Dog Food Trivia - Pull out the puppy pads, Daniel and John get to enjoy a big bite of wet dog food for every wrong answer.

Undies Trivia - Daniel and John compete to make the other smell and taste each others underwear.

We thought we knew all about kinky stuff? We were wrong. It's Kink Trivia time

John eats meal worms named after callers' exs.

What do you do when a bridesmaid can't fit in a dress?

How do you stop your partner from cheating? Special kisses.

Should kids be allowed Valentines?

Are you a snooper? Do you check your partner's phone?

Raise your hand if your mom drank while being pregnant.

Besides the bedroom where are you hooking up in your house?

Who makes things more stressful your partner or your kid?

Fart Gate!!!

Screw him, I'm letting my kid rip up the photos!

What did your mom tell you about sex?

Do you stay together for the kids?

We talk to a woman who isn't impressed with her husbands "rooster" so she's still with her ex.

What kind of music does your dog like?

What weird thing did you find out about your partner after you got married?

Leslie cheated and now she wants to keep her man... she'll even kick a woman's ass for trying.

Free The Nipple! But some people don't agree.

If you could have a candle smell like anyone's privates who would it be?

Financial cheating whats the big deal?

Does weed make sex better?

Are there women who only use men for food?

Guys, we wanna know why you ghosted a woman.

A study has found women with bigger boobs stay sick longer. Is that true?

In 5 minutes we found out about John's sex addiction, him owing a veteran, and how he screwed over a waitress.

We talk to Eddie who really wants to hook up with a fellow listener.

What's so wrong with taking kids to hooters?

Some people just hate one night stands.

Adam thinks it's funny to confuse costumers at his job.

How would you feel if your girl was more muscular than you?

Women's restrooms are gross!

Derek's family, Cheating, and Who brought John here.

Willie Nelson has given up on smoking weed.

A tribe in New Guinea does something pretty gross and Derek has a girls name.

It's time for a round of "You won't believe my partner did _____".

Billy hates Thanksgiving food.

Is there a celebrity that you would be okay with kissing your partner.

Some people think kids are great and some don't. Brian doesn't and has no problem telling us why.

Do women back stab their friends to steal their men?

You can be anything you want to be.