Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Married woman says she wants to have another baby with her EX husband, just so her kids can have the same parents. Current husband finally agreed to it.

The guys talk to San Antonio Food Bank Chief Resource Officer - Michael Guerra about the need for food during the COVID-19 pandemic, and the San Antonio Strong Virtual Food Drive.

Preggo Porn! Do you find it Hot or Disgusting?

Tired of dealing with your wife during quarantine? So much so you don't even want nudes!?!?!

"The Dirty Derek" and some ladies are all about it!

Who wants to feel uncomfortable? It's bang, marry, kill. The guy edition!

Her man is into granny porn. Is that too weird for you?

It's a pretty bold move and she is all about it. Leaving her husband for her ex who is in prison.

Do guys actually like their nips being played with!?!?!

Even though there is no sports going on doesn't mean we can't do some sports trivia!

Have you ever had a problem dealing with ghost?

Have you ever cheated out of revenge?

Cheating has become easier and easier these days.

Step on up and let the guys guess your boob size!

Is the coronavirus making you have weird dreams?

How much do the guys know about the Harlem Globetrotters?

Our favorite call of the week! Michelle plays Dumb or Awesome!

Join Billy and Derek as they talk adult resorts!

The showdown! Coronavirus vs Bridezilla!

We play "Would You Rather - Couples Quarantine Edition" with BMS listener, Marky Mark. Some of these choices are tough. Take a listen and play along.

BMS listener, Chyna calls in and tells us about her husband in prison.

How about a game of "Ass Backwards" trivia. It's pretty easy. Play along.

Quarantine with Baby Daddy instead of boyfriend!!

China Trivia...These guys know NOTHING about China.

Peppa Pig called out for fat-shaming dad? Is fat-shaming pops cruel or is it just playful teasing?

Do you really wash your hands every time?

How guys we can take the perfect D pic.

What weird place did you and your partner meet?

the corona virus is ruining everything including the sex parties!

What is something you did in the bedroom that you didn't like?

Would you rather get a D pic or a poem?

Husband wants sex after work.

We give ladies the ol' sniff test!

With the coronavirus. Stop the handshakes!

Do you have any regrets in life?

Have you ever felt obligated to give it up?

Some ladies just really want to have a threesome.

Guys, women's restrooms are pretty gross.

Do dads have the same maternal instincts as moms? Things get a bit heated on this one.

Do you have more pics of your dogs or your kids on your phone?

Girl Number Guessing Game - Girls call in and answer a series of questions from Billy, Derek, and Dumbass Daniel as they try to figure out how many sexual partners each had.

Mother cuts young daughter's hair because Dad's new girlfriend styled it. Caller backs up mother, than gets lit up by other callers.

BMS Family Feud - Derek, Chris, & John square off in a battle that adds "dysfunctional" to Family Feud

Rude Trivia - Should be right up their alley, yet Daniel and John still suck at it.

Dog Food Trivia - Pull out the puppy pads, Daniel and John get to enjoy a big bite of wet dog food for every wrong answer.

Undies Trivia - Daniel and John compete to make the other smell and taste each others underwear.

We thought we knew all about kinky stuff? We were wrong. It's Kink Trivia time

John eats meal worms named after callers' exs.

What do you do when a bridesmaid can't fit in a dress?

How do you stop your partner from cheating? Special kisses.