Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Guys, have you ever turned a woman down for sex?

Is not being able to cook a red flag?

Has your mom ever made fun of your "little buddy"?

Chubby girls take forever to get ready too.

Bringing food into the delivery room. What's the big deal?

John is kicked out, and flashing truckers.

Derek was trapped this morning in an elevator!

Turns out not everyone is fit to be a teacher.

Is your girl making you feminine?

Men's thongs are a big seller online. But would you wear one?

Cursing in bed and we meet Sister Mary Francis!

Can you leave someone for not being freaky?

Kids shouldnt ne tiling sexy photos of mom.

Is it okay to be on the phone while getting special kisses?

The honeymoon phase brought back memories of grandma.

They say dogs are man's bestfriend. Some say more than we know. Apparently dogs can sniff out a cheating partner.

Derek is getting ready for some visitors.

Are social media and smartphones killing relationships? One caller says he’s about to dump his fiancé, and another says his at-one-time beautiful marriage ended in divorce because of them.

A woman got jealous when she caught her husband watching porn. She decided to go sleep with another man, since she considers watching porn as a form of cheating.

A woman says she cheated while pregnant, but did it to protect the baby. WHAT?!?! She rationalizes with an interesting reason.

After a couple of prison guards were disciplined for cruelty by way of "Daddy Shark", the show counts down the list of top torture songs used on terrorists.

A family throws a child's birthday party with music, games, and a bounce house in their apartment courtyard. After hours of loud party noise, some neighbors took matters into their own hands and trashed the party. Whose side are you on?

Most women love motherhood, but not all. One mother says having kids wrecked her body, career, and life. Other women call in to agree, and other to disgrace her. Plus Derek's fiancé calls in, and she's not happy.

A guy found out that his wife cheated a long time ago. Right now his marriage is great. He knows a divorce will be hard on the whole family. Should he risk it all and confront her, or sweep it under the rug?

Guy gets heat from neighborhood for towing overweight neighbor's car after he asked her nicely to move from his rightful spot. She says her obesity is a disability, and needs to park in his spot (that he paid for).

Are women offended if they notice a male co-worker has an erection in their pants? Should it be an HR issue? The guys are surprised by female callers' answerers.

Is fantasy cheating still cheating? Derek's admirer calls in with her fantasy. Then Derek's fiancé calls in and lets Derek have it!!!!

Some women believe in gender roles, and a woman's work is indeed woman's work. Of course some guys are on board with that.

Woman brags about secretly getting it on with her friend's husband. She doesn't even feel bad about it at all. The conversation gets heated when other women call in with their opinion of her.

Woman says she's not a homewrecker if she stole her husband from an already broken marriage. The conversation gets heated!!

Who is the Ultimate C-Block...kids, mother in-law, pets?

Some women think mothers should make all decisions regarding the children, and the father should have no say...even when it comes to circumcision.

Husband protests his wife's "meanness" by not doing chores.

A guy tattooed his junk. Is that going too far?

Ladies, would it be a compliment if a guy wanted to buy your panties?

Be honest would you kiss a pornstar?

Are you a fan pf women being on top?

Are there ladies that hate cuddling?

Do women care about a guys ass hair?

Who does it better pretty women or ugly women? And getting kicked out.

Are you a flat earther?

Are you a do it yourselfer? Cause well sadly we're not.

Do women really keep a roster of guys to hook up with?

If you were granted 3 wishes what would they be?

Stolen baby names!

Would you rather be with a bigger girl or smaller girl?

What animal do you think you could take in a fight?

Derek is ready for revenge!

Do women actually want birthday sex?

Weddings! Coronavirus! And.... Aliens!!!