Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

It's time for a Phone Call Faceoff! Today's topic "Caught your parents ____".

The worst waffle maker ever made and who on the show is getting it as a gift,

The Queen of Divorce answers your calls and emails.

People are now sharing pet custody after break ups, and Derek won't own a cat.

Not all dads are perfect. So what makes you a bad dad?

A woman left her husband for her step son and now she is pregnant!

Dr. J talks the popular new plastic surgery trends, testosterone, and your calls.

Derek's childhood with his mom was rowdy. Where his little brother's life is completely different.

Would you leave your wife is she got fat?

Would you leave your partner if they got fat? We talk to Thomas who totally would.

Sleeping naked. Does it bother you? What about if there is a fire or intruder>

If you invite Billy to your wedding expect a gift card as a gift.

Should a guy ever move into a woman's house? Will he get no respect from her if he does?

A man belives that no man should move into a woman's home. What do you think?

Due to COVID there is now a skateboard shortage and a Priest gets punched out.

Do women really want to nudes from guys aka Dude Nudes.

After being accused by his fiancé of using the pandemic as an excuse to not get married, Derek proves her wrong by getting married in a quick secret courthouse ceremony.

A congratulations is in order as Derek and his long time fiance got married!

Guy with wife and child has another child with a side-chick. Now he's secretly working a side job to support baby, whom he's hiding from wife. Billy messes with caller giving advice

If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life. What would it be? A hat, pants, one sock?

We know guys love short women but we wanna know why.

Apparently going to the doctor turns some people on.

Is 2021 the year of the freak? Some say "Yes...Bring on the Whips and Chains!" Derek says "Hell No!!!!"

How do you feel about women with short hair?

Guys, have you ever turned a woman down for sex?

Is not being able to cook a red flag?

Has your mom ever made fun of your "little buddy"?

Chubby girls take forever to get ready too.

Bringing food into the delivery room. What's the big deal?

John is kicked out, and flashing truckers.

Derek was trapped this morning in an elevator!

Turns out not everyone is fit to be a teacher.

Is your girl making you feminine?

Men's thongs are a big seller online. But would you wear one?

Cursing in bed and we meet Sister Mary Francis!

Can you leave someone for not being freaky?

Kids shouldnt ne tiling sexy photos of mom.

Is it okay to be on the phone while getting special kisses?

The honeymoon phase brought back memories of grandma.

They say dogs are man's bestfriend. Some say more than we know. Apparently dogs can sniff out a cheating partner.

Derek is getting ready for some visitors.

Are social media and smartphones killing relationships? One caller says he’s about to dump his fiancé, and another says his at-one-time beautiful marriage ended in divorce because of them.

A woman got jealous when she caught her husband watching porn. She decided to go sleep with another man, since she considers watching porn as a form of cheating.

A woman says she cheated while pregnant, but did it to protect the baby. WHAT?!?! She rationalizes with an interesting reason.

After a couple of prison guards were disciplined for cruelty by way of "Daddy Shark", the show counts down the list of top torture songs used on terrorists.

A family throws a child's birthday party with music, games, and a bounce house in their apartment courtyard. After hours of loud party noise, some neighbors took matters into their own hands and trashed the party. Whose side are you on?

Most women love motherhood, but not all. One mother says having kids wrecked her body, career, and life. Other women call in to agree, and other to disgrace her. Plus Derek's fiancé calls in, and she's not happy.

A guy found out that his wife cheated a long time ago. Right now his marriage is great. He knows a divorce will be hard on the whole family. Should he risk it all and confront her, or sweep it under the rug?

Guy gets heat from neighborhood for towing overweight neighbor's car after he asked her nicely to move from his rightful spot. She says her obesity is a disability, and needs to park in his spot (that he paid for).

Are women offended if they notice a male co-worker has an erection in their pants? Should it be an HR issue? The guys are surprised by female callers' answerers.