Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Guys have strange fetishes, like balloons, farting, socks, pumping gas. What are yours?

Where have you found porn? In the woods? An attic? On the side of the road?

A guy stolen an ambulance and took it to get food! And we find out an ambulance was the first Uber.

Have you caught your boss _________ ? It's an all new Phone Call Faceoff!

A new bride defends her husband after he goes nuts and smashes a whole cake in her face.

Who farted first in your relationship? And how gross is that to you?

You have to pick between one of the other. Video games or sex.

What would you pick one hour of sex or one hour of video games?

A father in law wants to be in the delivery room, but now he is being labeled a pervy grandpa.

Meredith might have to give up her pet bird because of the rude phrase it says around her man.

Guys, would you be okay if your girl sold her panties online?

A guy wants to know how to tell his girl to shut up because she won't strop saying I love you in bed.

Taking the L - This guy goes and confronts the man his wife is cheating on him with only to find out the dude is a monster that could pound him into the dirt. If it were you, would you still try to fight the guy knowing you're going to get your butt whooped, or do you take the L and walk away?

We play a game of Fill In The Bleep where we guess things from John's life but the thing has been bleeped out.

Would you rather buy nudes on Only Fans or get a nude from your girl?

If you caught your girl cheating with a guy bigger and stronger than you. Do you fight him or just take the L?

A study found what star signs are the ,most likely to be unfaithful partners. Where does your sign land in this study?

Chris joins us in studio for cucky Corner with Chris. A guy wants to know what type of threesome he should have and to show he's not the jealous type should a guy bring another man into the bedroom?

Does your astrological sign mean you're a big giant cheater?

A Grandma is marrying a 22 year old. So we wanna know guys have you ever hooked up with a Grandma?

Guy refuses to bow to his girlfriend's parents even though it's a sign of respect in their culture. Is he a jerk or justified?

If you're forced to choose between your dog or your girl who do you pick?

A guy turned down the opportunity to have a threesome, Is that a red flag? Should his girlfriend stay or should she go?

A guy refuses to bow in front of his girlfriends Korean family. Even though it is apart of her culture.

BONUS: The guys play Phone Call Face Off - you wont believe who wins!

Woman calls in and encourages other women baby trap men. She also thinks it's funny when men get cheated on. WTH!

It's time for a Phone Call Faceoff! Today's topic "Caught your parents ____".

The worst waffle maker ever made and who on the show is getting it as a gift,

The Queen of Divorce answers your calls and emails.

People are now sharing pet custody after break ups, and Derek won't own a cat.

Not all dads are perfect. So what makes you a bad dad?

A woman left her husband for her step son and now she is pregnant!

Dr. J talks the popular new plastic surgery trends, testosterone, and your calls.

Derek's childhood with his mom was rowdy. Where his little brother's life is completely different.

Would you leave your wife is she got fat?

Would you leave your partner if they got fat? We talk to Thomas who totally would.

Sleeping naked. Does it bother you? What about if there is a fire or intruder>

If you invite Billy to your wedding expect a gift card as a gift.

Should a guy ever move into a woman's house? Will he get no respect from her if he does?

A man belives that no man should move into a woman's home. What do you think?

Due to COVID there is now a skateboard shortage and a Priest gets punched out.

Do women really want to nudes from guys aka Dude Nudes.

After being accused by his fiancé of using the pandemic as an excuse to not get married, Derek proves her wrong by getting married in a quick secret courthouse ceremony.

A congratulations is in order as Derek and his long time fiance got married!

Guy with wife and child has another child with a side-chick. Now he's secretly working a side job to support baby, whom he's hiding from wife. Billy messes with caller giving advice

If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life. What would it be? A hat, pants, one sock?

We know guys love short women but we wanna know why.

Apparently going to the doctor turns some people on.

Is 2021 the year of the freak? Some say "Yes...Bring on the Whips and Chains!" Derek says "Hell No!!!!"

How do you feel about women with short hair?