Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Woman got blasted for packing her husband’s lunch daily. Is she treating him like a child, or being a sweet wife?

Preg & Cheat – Woman says she cheated on her husband while pregnant because it was her pregnancy craving.

How would you feel if your kid decided they didn't want to go to college but wanted to be tik tok famous instead?

No Mask, No Sex! – Woman says she cut her husband off until he starts wearing a mask in public.

Would you be able to date someone who sells their nudes on Only Fans?

Callers’ life-changing decisions are made with the flip of a coin.

Karen calls in to complain…seriously! A woman named Karen called into the show to complain about the use of her name in a derogatory way, then ask to speak to the boss.

Is it disrespectful for a guy to randomly touch or even just complement his lady’s boobs?

If a woman flashes guys when she goes out, is considered cheating if her husband doesn’t know about it?

Are women wrecking their marriage when they refuse to sext their husband?

The guys attempt Easiest Trivia...that adults suck at.

Broken Sex Promises – is it typical for women to promise their men sex to get stuff done, then not follow through?

Should it be illegal to cheat on your partner?!?!

Is a bachelorette party none of the grooms business? Some women think so, and use it as a “free pass” for the night.

Julia cheated on her husband and his reaction was... different. He was turned on by it!

Is it Normal? – Husband wants to be tied up & gagged while wife has phone/video sex.

It’s May 4th, so the guys TRY to play Star Wars Trivia.

Is it OK, or is It weird when adults call their parents or sex partners “mommy” or “daddy”? The conversation gets heated!

Who on the shows past was revealed in a game of pick one? Spoiler alert it's Derek!

It’s BMS tribal council – the loser has to reveal a dark disturbing secret

Derek didn't call his brother for his brother for his birthday. So his "brother" called us with some poems.

Teaching your own kids might be tough. Or you could be like one listener who says "That ain't my job!"

It's the poem battle between the two people after Derek's heart his Grandmother and Khloe.

The Push-Up Challenge – Billy, Derek, John, & Chris get challenged by a listener to do 40 push-ups. Just how bad did they embarrass themselves?

Are you married to a funsucker? Guy calls in looking for advice on whether he can change his wife’s funsucking ways or should he just leave her.

A wife gives her husband an allowance even though he works and makes good money. Is this ok in a marriage?

Married woman says she wants to have another baby with her EX husband, just so her kids can have the same parents. Current husband finally agreed to it.

The guys talk to San Antonio Food Bank Chief Resource Officer - Michael Guerra about the need for food during the COVID-19 pandemic, and the San Antonio Strong Virtual Food Drive.

Preggo Porn! Do you find it Hot or Disgusting?

Tired of dealing with your wife during quarantine? So much so you don't even want nudes!?!?!

"The Dirty Derek" and some ladies are all about it!

Who wants to feel uncomfortable? It's bang, marry, kill. The guy edition!

Her man is into granny porn. Is that too weird for you?

It's a pretty bold move and she is all about it. Leaving her husband for her ex who is in prison.

Do guys actually like their nips being played with!?!?!

Even though there is no sports going on doesn't mean we can't do some sports trivia!

Have you ever had a problem dealing with ghost?

Have you ever cheated out of revenge?

Cheating has become easier and easier these days.

Step on up and let the guys guess your boob size!

Is the coronavirus making you have weird dreams?

How much do the guys know about the Harlem Globetrotters?

Our favorite call of the week! Michelle plays Dumb or Awesome!

Join Billy and Derek as they talk adult resorts!

The showdown! Coronavirus vs Bridezilla!

We play "Would You Rather - Couples Quarantine Edition" with BMS listener, Marky Mark. Some of these choices are tough. Take a listen and play along.

BMS listener, Chyna calls in and tells us about her husband in prison.

How about a game of "Ass Backwards" trivia. It's pretty easy. Play along.

Quarantine with Baby Daddy instead of boyfriend!!

China Trivia...These guys know NOTHING about China.