Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Adam thinks it's funny to confuse costumers at his job.

How would you feel if your girl was more muscular than you?

Women's restrooms are gross!

Derek's family, Cheating, and Who brought John here.

Willie Nelson has given up on smoking weed.

A tribe in New Guinea does something pretty gross and Derek has a girls name.

It's time for a round of "You won't believe my partner did _____".

Billy hates Thanksgiving food.

Is there a celebrity that you would be okay with kissing your partner.

Some people think kids are great and some don't. Brian doesn't and has no problem telling us why.

Do women back stab their friends to steal their men?

You can be anything you want to be.

John did the unthinkable. He had sex, dirty gross sex.

Are women meant to be faithful? One woman says no!

We talk to Billy Bob who has made a chart of sidewalk safety for big women.

Frank is a strange guy with a strange dating request.

When it comes to farting women just as equal standards as men.

John often tells stories we wouldn't believe, but this time he was telling the truth.

Sissification? We talk to a guy who has a fetish for being made fun of.

A mistake on school ID cards is sending people to a phone sex line.

We talk to a guy named Travis who is unhappy with how fat his wife is becoming and now he wants to leave her.

Chris Jericho from Fozzy joins us on the phone.

Are you smarter than a Maxim Model?

We talk to a side chick who wants to know how to get her man to leave his wife. ​

The difference in men cheating vs. women cheating.

Does having no money make a guy ugly?

Should you be embarrassed by your body count?

Who is more competitive? Men or Women?

Cheating for the kids.

What do you think of Dirty Talk?

What your basic girl won't do.

A guy cheated on his fiance and got the wedding ring back!

Would you become a bull?

If John can't find a woman is he going to... switch teams?

A mom is shammed for ignoring her fussy child.

Billy wants to put together a parade!

What were punishments like as a kid?

Do people that do loss prevention want to stop bad guys or just hang out?

Have you ever found a finger? ​Billy says people have, Derek doesn't think so.

Instead of spending money on your kids. What did you buy for yourself?

Samuel L Jackson is going to be an alexa voice, but does John know who he is?

We talk to Raymond who really wants to know "Why do women lie on dating apps?".

Bobby's wife cheated on him... it's a never ending story.

Have you heard the best/worst podcast ever? it's called john and Friends.

Do women with bigger butts use more toilet paper?

What are women really looking for in a guy?

You shouldn't try to hide drugs in your butt when getting pulled over, and we hear from Derek's ass.

Would you tell a kid that wasn't yours to shut up?

Have you ever shot yourself?

John and Daniel try to recreate Kylie Jenner's Playboy photo.