Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

16 y/o Patrick has a hot promiscuous mom. This hit home for Derek and decides to take Patrick under his wing.

When comedian, Bert Kreischer doesn't call into the show for a scheduled interview, the guys roast him...and themselves (We still love Bert).

Billy vs. Emotional Support Animals

We talk about girls who drink beer and pee outside.

We know lots of guys do it, but do girls Dutch Oven their partners?

Sexual Fantasies...Always a fun topic!

You should apologize for something, but you refuse!

Inspired by a viral prank, Creepy-Ass John calls up businesses and let's them know that he's quitting. Lots of confusion here.

When it comes to our phone-screener, Arianna, and Creepy-Ass John, it safe to say they BOTH suck, but we wanted to know "Who Sucks More?!?!?!"

How about an Internet Troll Ban?

Creepy-Ass John comes out of his shell. Chris wants to stuff him back in.

Weird Period Tales...far from the bloody truth!

A husband and wife who are dedicated listeners to the show had an amazing weekend of sorts. What did they do? Let's just say the husband called to brag!

Guy calls in upset because his fiance wont wear white to their wedding because she isn't....well, pure.

...and on this day we learned a little something about our good friend, Derek

Ladies, ever experience Phantom D? New study says that if you want a girlfriend, you should have sex one the first date.

Good and Bad news on Cannabis

Billy's Urinal Moment!!

Chris finally takes a "sexy" selfie, and pays dearly for it.

It's another round of Dueling Doctors! Our resident cosmetic surgeon, Dr J. takes on our resident pain doc, Dr. A.

Is it okay to use the handicap stall in public restrooms if you're able bodied?

"Men Sexually Harassed?"

Panty Skid Marks - Do They Exist?

Gather around for "Derek's Shower Tales"

"The "Sexist" Onezie"

"Sex In Public"

"My Partner Does Magic"

There's such thing as NON Baby-Trapping. Is it as bad?

Tips on how to keep the relationship ALIVE

It's all about that Skelator Butt!

Relationship Secrets...The worse of them all!

Ever been fired over nudes? Who hasn't?

They guys make fun of phone screener, Arianna's "WHAAAAT"

Principal curses at student. Was he in the right or should he gotten fired?

The show makes fun of Arianna's Twitter poll, and gives her a lesson in irony.

We discuss family cheating, and figure out why our sister stations hate us.

Is the word "Naughty" a turn off?

Is it wrong to reuse nudes you sent to others?

8 Things You Didn't Know...About Men't Junk

We take a look back at the history of the Uzi.

Weird/Dark Names Parents Legally Give To Children

FACEBOOK PORN...BOOM!

Follow us on Twitter @BMS_Billy and @BMS_Derek

New caller call into the show, and he's on fire. Introducing Bill the P1

Would you rather catch your partner racking up your debt or would you rather catch them cheating?

The Return of the GOAT. Dumbass Daniel stopped by.

Do Athletic Girls Cheat More?

Is it alright to trade sex for stuff in a relationship?

Is making your ex jealous important to you?

Would you rather have your phone or sex in bed?