Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

What would you do if your girl kept a stuffed animal from an ex?

The girls of "Perfect 10" give John a spanking he wont forget.

Would you keep sex toys from a past relationship?

Have you ever pooped your pants at work?

Blogger says he only does chores to get lucky.

Saying "Mommy" and "Daddy" in the bedroom.

Inappropriate movies you watched with your parents.

John's list of what you can and cannot do.

Is the "Daddy Stitch" a real thing?

A new law against unwanted nudes

Danielle has no problem with having sideass.

Little Hands John when to the strip club and was fully "correct" the whole time.

Caller Christine has NO sympathy for her husband's E.D.

John fails at JOHN'S Jeopardy!

16 y/o Patrick has a hot promiscuous mom. This hit home for Derek and decides to take Patrick under his wing.

When comedian, Bert Kreischer doesn't call into the show for a scheduled interview, the guys roast him...and themselves (We still love Bert).

Billy vs. Emotional Support Animals

We talk about girls who drink beer and pee outside.

We know lots of guys do it, but do girls Dutch Oven their partners?

Sexual Fantasies...Always a fun topic!

You should apologize for something, but you refuse!

Inspired by a viral prank, Creepy-Ass John calls up businesses and let's them know that he's quitting. Lots of confusion here.

When it comes to our phone-screener, Arianna, and Creepy-Ass John, it safe to say they BOTH suck, but we wanted to know "Who Sucks More?!?!?!"

How about an Internet Troll Ban?

Creepy-Ass John comes out of his shell. Chris wants to stuff him back in.

Weird Period Tales...far from the bloody truth!

A husband and wife who are dedicated listeners to the show had an amazing weekend of sorts. What did they do? Let's just say the husband called to brag!

Guy calls in upset because his fiance wont wear white to their wedding because she isn't....well, pure.

...and on this day we learned a little something about our good friend, Derek

Ladies, ever experience Phantom D? New study says that if you want a girlfriend, you should have sex one the first date.

Good and Bad news on Cannabis

Billy's Urinal Moment!!

Chris finally takes a "sexy" selfie, and pays dearly for it.

It's another round of Dueling Doctors! Our resident cosmetic surgeon, Dr J. takes on our resident pain doc, Dr. A.

Is it okay to use the handicap stall in public restrooms if you're able bodied?

"Men Sexually Harassed?"

Panty Skid Marks - Do They Exist?

Gather around for "Derek's Shower Tales"

"The "Sexist" Onezie"

"Sex In Public"

"My Partner Does Magic"

There's such thing as NON Baby-Trapping. Is it as bad?

Tips on how to keep the relationship ALIVE

It's all about that Skelator Butt!

Relationship Secrets...The worse of them all!

Ever been fired over nudes? Who hasn't?

They guys make fun of phone screener, Arianna's "WHAAAAT"

Principal curses at student. Was he in the right or should he gotten fired?

The show makes fun of Arianna's Twitter poll, and gives her a lesson in irony.

We discuss family cheating, and figure out why our sister stations hate us.