Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read confessions about a dog who ate 11 stuffed animals twice and a woman who brought a kangaroo and iguana to a hair salon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how bookstores can make people have to poop, Ranch-nog, a rain storm that only fell on one car, NASCAR’s flim-flam man and sand being inducted into the toy hall of fame! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Special guest Hannah Pilkes joins Kurt and Scotty talk about an update on the bishop who left the church for a Satanic writer, a space cloud of booze, a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse and went to a water park and a woman who kept feeding her neighbor's sad horse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a friend with a mysterious party trick, and an incident with a raccoon at a thrift store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a very eclectic dad and a college confession about peeing on steaks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Instagrammers flocking to a toxic dump, a man who broke a record juggling axes, a snowstorm that left dozens stranded in UK pub and how seals have an 18 second memory! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hannah Einbinder (Hacks) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a math tutor who posts his lessons on Pornhub, a car parked in the same spot for 47 years, a turkey on the loose in Rhode Island and sandals from Kmart that make a fart noise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about yard flamingos and swingers and a creepy customer at a coffee shop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing a desk from work and pulling one over on the man! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live in Fort Wayne, Indiana! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who declared his love using Rubik’s Cubes, a man who ejaculates from his anus and urinates feces, a chicken who lived for months without a head and a Texas football coach’s stripper girlfriend's monkey that bit a child! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morgan James (new album A Very Magnetic Christmas) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who was arrested in a car chase and claimed to be teaching his dog to drive, a dating app for cat lovers, a man creating a cow helicopter, the number one delivered item by Uber Eats in 2021 and a 25 year old puddle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scott tell a listener stories about fake snow causing chaos and a found dildo on a cruise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about lying about being on “happy pills”, tricking a significant other into eating leftovers and leaving a butt imprint on a church piano bench! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celia Pacquola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the dancing plague of 1518, a fake pilot caught after flying planes for 20 years, a woman that sued Geico after having sex in a car and getting an STD and how the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live in Hamden, Connecticut! Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Pablo Escobar’s hippos being declared people, a man who made his date pay for $100 tacos at Taco Bell, a human zookeeper that fathered chicks with a murderous crane and the cigarette smoking, beer chugging bear that helped fight Nazis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about an interesting friend from law school, and a very strange pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty get a call on the Banana phone and the listener tells a story about accidentally stealing a seeing-eye dog and they tell a story about a listener’s friend named Ricky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a remote that repels dancing grannies, a woman who beat off robbers with a Rock Band guitar, a meteorite landing on a woman’s pillow and cats being annoyed that their owners are home more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about how hot dogs caused a divorce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SuChin Pak joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a drunk pilot who landed a a plane on New York City streets twice, a forklift driver who was buried under 50 tons of cheese, a family who’s dog turned out to be a bear and a suspicious package outside a library in Oregon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendra Cole (writer on The Wonder Years) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a clown shortage in Ireland, wild boars attacking Shakira, two kids who got locked in a super market overnight, a missing drunk man that joined a search party looking for him and the new Amazon robot that throws itself down stairs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary Roach (new book Fuzz out now!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a crypto-currency trading hamster, how many s’mores you could make out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, a miracle shark baby and lab grown woolly mammoths! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about going on a cruise and accidentally breaking the law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tells listener stories about working at the geriatric ward in a hospital and a very crazy pizza delivery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aisling Bea (This Way Up on Hulu now!) talks with Kurt and Scotty about how penguins and badgers have a gas from Venus in their feces, a man who left a photocopy of his face at a building he broke into, an update on the man who won a candy factory and a raccoon living a luxurious life in an attic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a man’s sexual performance led to arson, a man that stabbed himself while driving and eating Taco Bell, how animals flirt, a man who lost his life savings on a carnival game, a man who dumped his sex doll for an ash tray and how eating a hot dog takes a year off your life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a naked man who was found in a yard, and a man who drank two light beers and got way too drunk and fell asleep in a race car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a very boring professor and accidentally attacking a mail delivery person! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allison Fields joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who could eat anything and used his skill to become a spy, the Deerfield Testicle Festival, a bishop who left his job after falling in love with a Satan worshipper, a man who stuffed a live eel up his butt to cure constipation and psychic bum readings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen Schaal returns to the podcast to talk to Kurt and Scotty about a man who could suck water into his anus, a secret apartment in a mall, the Moronic Moped Marathon, the girl who won a handwriting contest and the tree that owns itself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about autocorrect and a car accident and a neighborhood's Christmas mannequin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a customer who really wanted to bring a pet pig into a store and a very eccentric co-worker! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about scientists accidentally creating daddy short legs spiders, a naked man arrested for floating down the river while running from bail bondsmen, the universe being conscious, a man who used a a first class plane ticket to eat for free at the airport for a year, an update on Prancer the demonic chihuahua and the full story about the woman with the fudge recipe on her tombstone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a naked high speed chase involving Satan, a house cat that shut down a school, football sized goldfish, a woman being hit by a plane while kayaking, the kayak court of Salt Lake City and a fudge recipe on a headstone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this minisode Kurt and Scotty talk about Scotty's infamous pants parties, a strange passenger on a plane and a 3 year old who loves an Austrian concert violinist! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about waking up and finding a drunk man in your hotel room and a clown traumatizing a kid at a birthday party See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shonali Bhowmik (musician/filmmaker/actor, Tigers and Monkeys) chats with Kurt and Scotty about the human suction cup, visitors getting injured at the Titanic museum, a man who woke up with amnesia, a man who brought his mother’s ashes on a date and how the Matrix code came from a sushi recipe! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kids toy that sings a Polish rap about cocaine, a group of boys shipwrecked on an island for 15 months, an exorcism of dead trees at Home Depot, static electricity in a jacket that sparked fires and evacuations, and how if spiders worked together they could eat all humans in one year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about stumbling on an Elvis impersonation contest and a family and confusion over chicken tacos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about a grandfather’s unique jobs and finding a coworker doing something strange with a vacuum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aparna Nancherla (comedian, Corporate, The Greath North) talks to Kurt and Scotty about a baby born on 7/11, cocaine users getting banned from football matches, a missing tortoise found after 30 years, land lobsters in Big Bend and a woman that won a toy Yoda! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about fish sex and noise, Peppa Pig causing American kids to have British accents, cocky and aggressive radioactive pigs in Japan, a wood satellite and the Australian Prime Minister insisting he didn’t shit his pants at a McDonalds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a listener who tried to kick herself in the head repeatedly and almost ruptured her appendix and a story about a listener who got a nose bleed while driving and gets pulled over! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a newspaper that congratulated a man for pleasing 15 women, the blobs that fell from the sky, Subway’s “tuna”, the world’s most expensive mango and an Alzheimer’s patient marrying his wife for a second time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alyssa Limperis (comedy, new movie Too Late) talks with Kurt and Scotty about an update on Buddy the Beefalo, a woman who chased her daughter down the street while wearing a fox costume, a runner who collapsed during a race, a woman who had a toy stuck up her nose for 37 years, the blue people of Kentucky and French robbers that tried to rob a McDonalds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about a woman who met a man who just wanted to comb her hair and a listener story about a woman who listed her house as a restaurant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever Mainard (comedy, Paddleton) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Baltimore man who stole an ambulance to drive himself to the hospital, a man who did not sleep for 40 years, a man who broke the world record stacking M&Ms, an accidental Dad-Fest and two women who escaped prison and were arrested in an escape room! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insurance policies and a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty discuss a listener story about accidentally eating acid candy and a listener story about a Viking metal band and a pigeon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.