Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Corina Newsome (ornithologist and birder) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who fought a wasp nest with fire, Busta Rhymes’ island, a naked man arrested for repeatedly going through the Taco Bell drive-thru, the mole man of Hackney, threatened Sage Grouse and a woman who married her adopted son, committed murder and WAY more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erinn Hayes (Medical Police, Children's Hospital, Bill and Ted Face the Music) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man hiding drugs in his butt who shot himself in the testicles, a psychiatrist who keeps falling asleep during sessions, an ad for an angry koala, interesting kid names, the Yakuza not being able to celebrate Halloween and people’s fantasies about Siri and Alexa! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin Brockovich (new book Superman's Not Coming: Our National Water Crisis and What We the People Can Do About It) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a hostage situation and a Joaquin Phoenix documentary, a man who pretends to be his own prosecutor, a jeweler burying a million dollars worth of goods, a garage cut in half over a dispute and a mayor's interesting ways to solve some problems! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mandee Johnson (new book Super Serious!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who is growing a new penis on his arm, a goat who stole Skittles from a 7/11, a woman who hired a fake hitman, a spider that caused a crash, a man dressed as a cow who steals milk from a Walmart and the obituary of a woman who hated Tom Brady! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Atsuko Okatsuka (Let's Go, Atsuko!) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about chainsaw wielding baboons, man who forced a first date to help him rob a bank, a plaque commemorating a sherbet explosion, Venice gondola tours dealing with overweight tourists, McDonalds vs. cheating on your partner and a man grabbing a bull by it’s horns! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about questionable tattoos, a man missing his pants and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Franchesca Ramsey (MTV's Decoded, The Nightly Show, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about taxidermists turning deer butts into assquatches, a woman in a relationship with a ghost who wants to have a baby, a fox that stole over a hundred shoes, putting potatoes up your butt to cure hemorrhoids, emus getting banned from a pub and the oldest person to ever go skydiving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss William Shatner getting horse semen in his divorce settlement, a women who accidentally stole a car, teenagers dressing up as old people with face masks to buy alcohol, a bar fight that broke out over a fart and a crow who stole a knife from a crime scene! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a grandma spy, accidentally swimming in macaroni and more on this Minisode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Hend Baghdady joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a naked man rescued from the sewers, a Texas town who changed their name, a man's personal toilet garden, steak sauce being hidden around a public library, parents who lost custody of their kid over a name and a man who’s bladder exploded after holding it in for too long! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Future astronaut Alyssa Carson joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a turtle that pees through it’s mouth, wolves eating blueberries, a motorcycle riding alligator, a man in a bull onesie who tried to burn down a house with spaghetti sauce, teens who accidentally snorted their grandfather's ashes, a man being fined for calling another man a leprechaun, a drunk monkey who got sentenced to jail and a bird that was arrested for robbery! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden Myrin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a hipster who accused a company of using his photo only to find out it wasn't him, a story about a man who threw a pickle at a highway worker, a criminal crow, chocolate molds of buttholes and a man who created a landfill in his yard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty do a minisode of YOUR stories! They talk about a horse with a hump, a woman who may or may not have lost her cat and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actress and singer Chaley Rose joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a murdered goose who wore Nikes, a woman who learned she was washing her hands with a block of cheese, parachuting beavers, a woman who found out she had a brain tumor from voices in her head, a Florida couple who get trapped in an unlocked closet and a park called Exploding Whale Park! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mamrie Hart joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Spanish penis candle mogul who is accused of manslaughter, a nude sunbather who was mistaken for a dead body, a treasure that was hidden for ten years, extreme mating killing marsupials, ducks that may battle locust swarms and an author about serial killers who turned out to be a serial liar See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naomi Ekperigin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a parrot that told a firefighter to fuck off, a woman who ate her engagement ring, a famous boozy pig who sadly passed away, men hired for a sexual fantasy who went to the wrong address, an aquarium that had to cancel an octopus sex act due to cannibalism concerns, and a drunk man who floated down a river for seven miles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sabrina Jalees joins Kurt and Scotty this week to talk about a retired sex god tortoise, an epic fight involving feces and a Roomba, a man who robbed a store with a watermelon on his head, an AirBnB host that walked in on an orgy, Facetiming eels and the world’s shortest man! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Astronomer Lucianne Walkowicz joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who carjacks a wine tanker, ICP cancelling The Gathering of the Juggalos, an astrophysicist who got magnets stuck up his nose, the pentagon releasing UFO videos, a repeating radio message from space, butt masks, a 5 year old trying to buy a Lamborghini and a gender reveal party starting a fire! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Depot, American Girl using the likeness of an astrophysicist for a doll, a paperboy attacked by a goat, a man rescued after trying to travel to Kentucky on a log, a guy that camped in Disney World during the quarantine, Kim Jong Un getting drunk, and a women who breastfeeds her boyfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen Kilgariff joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a robot gorilla that recorded gorilla farts, a giant tomato, a raccoon tail, a judo group’s van attempting to be robbed, a Spanish journalist who gets caught cheating on live TV and a story about a man who is determined to get as many free nuggets as possible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily V. Gordon joins Kurt and Scotty to talk a woman who pees alcohol, a sheep that went missing for years, a mini donkey that does video calls and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Albertina Rizza joins Kurt and Scotty and talk about dolphins helping with alien communication, a dead cat turned into a drone and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgia Hardstark joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about toilets that recognize you in a very specific way, using a thong as a face mask, a sassy AirBnB host and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen Schaal joins Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes for the premiere episode of Bananas! They discuss stories involving pigeons and pants, human tongues and jars, mysterious mashed potatoes and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.