Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Megan Gailey (comedian/writer, I Love A Lifetime Movie podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a worm with a hundred butts, a man who was stuck on amusement park ride for 48 hours, a man who found a locked safe buried in his yard, a woman arrested for masturbating in front of chicken shop twice in a month and a man who drunk texted an aquarium! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Avital Ash (Anti Social Distance, He's Right Behind You podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man searching for his dog who went missing near a river, conversation lengths, diet noodles that wreaked havoc on a woman’s digestive system and a device invented to assist childbirth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read listener stories about an interesting hotel stay at a band director convention, the time a mom rode a horse into a bar for a bet and Scotty talks about being recognized as people he’s not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian woman who came out surgery with an Irish accent, a Sister who collects skulls, a 29 year old who posed as a high schooler to promote her Instagram and a woman named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for firing a missile into a car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starlee Kine (Mystery Show podcast, Search Party) talks to Kurt and Scotty about psychedelic fungus and cicadas, a marijuana strapped arrow shot towards a prison, Jesus’s foreskin and how 6% of Americans thinking they can win a fight against a grizzly bear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty read a listener story about two cousins who had never met and ended up living together, Scotty talks about his experience dating a dancer and they read a listener story about family trip to a drive through safari park! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a 6th grade science project involving cat butts, coyotes who attacked a man on an electric scooter, thousands of employees stuck on a reply-all email nightmare, a bride and groom who crashed a house for their wedding and a turkey sex experiment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Prancer the chihuahua who is haunted by a Victorian child, Sparkles the Unicorn, an elderly couple who used morse code to escape an assisted living facility, a teen who accidentally moved into a retirement community and herring farts being mistaken for a submarine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a visit to Graceland Too, a weird AirBnb experience, a moose stealing a kid and hearing weird noises at a wedding! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carolina Groppa (Angle on Producers podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a Russian man who got trapped in a boy band on a Chinese TV show, the inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, two 5 year olds who tunneled their way out of pre-school to try to buy a sports car, a woman’s swimsuit that helped her survive a shark attack, 5 people who lived in a sunless cave to study time and a 77 year old substitute teacher who received a gift from a former student! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a story about a man who married and divorced his wife multiple times to get more paid vacation time at work, five hit men jailed after each hired the other, a man accused of tossing used coffee cups into a yard for three years, a couple who accidentally defaced a $500k painting and how the Suez Canal blockage caused a garden gnome shortage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this minisode, Kurt and Scotty talk about a rock climber who uses his skills to help a robbery case, Scotty talks about sneaking out of his girlfriends’s house in high school, a listener writes in about seeing a pirate eat half a cheesecake with his hands and Kurt talks about Chengwin and Chunk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty tell a listener story about being arrested for not returning library books and a listener story about a man’s interesting lottery number choices! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie De Chirico and Danielle Henderson (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who’s friends shipped him in a crate across seas, how a bank robber’s ugly tie helped him get away, Topher Grace confronting a heckler, a mafia fugitive caught after posting cooking videos on Youtube and the weirdest penises in the animal kingdom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the One Year Bananaversary! Georgia Hardstark and Karen Kilgariff join Kurt and Scotty to celebrate and talk about the Taiwan government asking people to stop legally changing their names to Salmon, a man who threw a firework and lit 4 U-Hauls on fire, a woman returning abandoned boats to their owners, a woman who discovers her son’s fiancé is her long lost daughter and Mr. Brightside by The Killers unprecedented run on the UK charts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a guy who went on tour with a band and had some interesting experiences, a grandma who wore panties on her head when she slept and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laurel Bristow is back for a Bananas After Dark! Laurel, Kurt and Scotty talk about climate change shrinking human penises, a man who put 15 eggs up his butt, a found letter, A.I. generated pick up lines and the most bought items on Amazon after stimulus checks were sent out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race, new album A Girl Like Me: Letters to My Lovers) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who accidentally created an army of crows, suspected dynamite that ended up being a beef jerky stick, a hidden apartment behind a bathroom mirror, an review for a hair removal cream and best friends who found out they were actually sisters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a boyfriend way too quickly, accidentally taking acid while DJing and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about revenge at a Boy Scout camp, living in the wilderness, using a bed pan to teach about sex, a guy who thought his dad was a really great guy and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a dead manatee and an acid trip, taking care of a neighbor’s mean dog, people hijacking planes in Cuba and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that was sued for sending a prank gift, friends rescued after floating 100 miles out to sea on air mattress, a crystal ball that caused a house fire, a mother and daughter who rigged the homecoming court and a walrus that fell asleep on an iceberg and woke up in Ireland! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily Calandrelli (Emily's Wonder Lab on Netflix) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about building a sperm bank on the moon, a woman who thought she had Crohn’s disease, a three headed taxidermy duckling, a lost tourist who ended up in Maine instead of San Francisco and a man who only drank beer for Lent! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Madeleine Byrne joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an incident involving a dog, cow and cop, the dumbest tattoos people have gotten, a listing on Zillow for the worst house on the street, a man who staged his own kidnapping to avoid work and a kid kicked out of school over their mom’s OnlyFans account! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie Kashian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man on LSD who saved a dog from an imagined house fire, South Africa’s winning lottery numbers, the most bizarre things people have seen on public transport, a massage therapist accused of sexual misconduct who was really playing games on cell phone and a postcard that arrived 100 years after it was mailed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Akilah Hughes joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether or not China is building a time machine, a lawyer who’s pants caught on fire who, Amelia Earheart’s disappearance, Portland’s therapy llama, the astronaut who snuck a sandwich into space and how the Times Square Margaritaville will soon contain a synagogue! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who was bit by a shark, spider and alligator, a maid of honor who almost ran over the best man, a teen who reported their stolen fake ID and then got arrested, a teen who was reunited with lost pet rooster after a Civil War reenactment and a movie based on the Uno card game! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rhea Butcher joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how there are probably dinosaurs on the moon, baloney being confiscated at customs, a scientist who pumped hydrogen gas into his butthole, an 8 year who called out NPR for lack of dinosaur stories, the monster of Clearwater and how a prosthetic leg was mistaken for a pedophile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sherry Cola joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about one of the world’s dullest men, a maraschino cherry factory in New York, a guy who pretended to not know what a potato was, the weirdest animal laws in America and a woman who chugged a bottle of cognac because she couldn’t take it through airport security! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raiza Licea joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a directory on which animals fart and which don’t, a man who lived at O’Hare airport for months, the religion behind Sleepytime Tea, a thief who stole a car with a kid in it and a girl who used a toy unicorn passport to travel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Chaffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rogue satellite full of geckos, turning a Peloton into a sex toy, a 6 ton potato AirBnb, a man who runs cold water over pizza to cool it down and a woman who was hit by the infamous Dave Matthews tour bus shitwave! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Dobson of Deep Sea Diver joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Danish children’s show about a man with a huge penis, a man who got locked in a 24 Hour Fitness overnight, two stories about giant vagina sculptures, how an avocado was used in bank heists, a man who is tattooing himself turquoise and a man who got drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty talk about a log that poops Christmas gifts, a son who is suing his parents for throwing away his porn, why you’ve probably kissed a drowning victim from the 1800's, the Pope’s Instagram account liking a risqué photo, a man who found closure after losing his leg and the story of a brother and sister who try to get a made up word into the dictionary! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just Kurt and Scotty this week and they talk about Garfield phones washing ashore in France, a deer named Carrot, a mysterious booming sound in New Jersey, a lovesick man jet skiing to see his girlfriend and a man who impersonated a property owner to get a Cookie Monster mural painted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie Palamides (new special Nate on Netflix) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a fight over ceramic dildos in New Zealand, a plane that had to turn around after the mom left baby at airport, the eruption of Mt Edgecumbe, a man allergic to the cold and how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger (new podcast That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) chat with Kurt and Scotty about a woman who realizes she is her own twin, a man who tries to have sex with a pile of leaves, Garfield’s Nightmare theme park, long lines at an In & Out sparking a fight, a suspect trying to escape via underwater sea scooter and the time a Dave Matthews band bus dumped humane waste on a tour boat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle Buteau (new book Survival of the Thickest!) chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man who impersonates trees, Four Loko shots, fried chicken scented fire logs, a missing Irish dolphin, a pants-less driver who was ejected through his moon roof, firefighters rescuing 3 men from a dryer and Amazon not translating Swedish correctly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Albertina Rizzo is back on Bananas to talk about a man cooking chicken in a Yellowstone hot spring, a drunk man who got into a shouting match with a dog, a farm containing crumbling statues and busts, a man selling discontinued Taco Bell tacos, an update on Canuck the crow, a black leopard who mauled a man and the story of a WWII veteran who was reunited with his dog tags! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Infectious Disease Researcher Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mushroom that makes woman orgasm just by smelling it, a man who started an inferno trying to forge a sword, a robot hand you can take on walks, the world’s worst Airbnb, a woman who claims she’s an FBI agent to get free Chick-Fil-A and a teen who woke from a coma after hearing someone say his favorite food! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WNBA star and Olympic gold medalist Sue Bird joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the butthole version of Cats, a person who turned their shed into a restaurant, a student who caused chaos testing engagement rings, the aggressive wild turkey in Oakland who was finally captured, an automatic camera mistaking a ref’s head for the ball and a woman who gave cops an unusual fake name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientist Cara Santa Maria chats with Kurt and Scotty about a man calling 911 on a restaurant for too small clams, butthole sunning, creating a violent A.I. by making it read Reddit, a woman who brought 23 relatives to a blind date and a story about a lonely fish who has eaten all his friends! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Fortune Feimster joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who made a robot he controls with his butthole, a fifth grader who loves his Hooters face mask, a man who loves to drive NY buses and trains despite not working for MTA, a man who denies turning his house into a restaurant, losing 10 years of memory after bad constipation and a teen who covered himself in ranch dressing, destroyed a store and crashed his car! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Musician Phoebe Bridgers joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who fell off a cliff trying to save a puppy, parrots at a zoo who won’t stop swearing at people, a boy who eats nothing but sausages, Florida’s “nub city”, a man who took a garbage truck on a drunk driving adventure and a drunk pigeon in New Zealand! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who dug a big hole in his garden and refused to get out, the Mountain Dew cocktail, the Ig Nobel Prize winners, a secret man-cave under Grand Central, a 15 year old who stole a tram and parents getting naked and high and accidentally bombing their kids' Zoom classes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Andy Iwancio joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the residents of Butthole Lane, a Juicy Fruit themed casket, the search for a highly aggressive beefalo, a man who crashed a battle tank twice, a candy factory giveaway and a woman who beat up her father for farting too much! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actress Chloe Bridges joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about robot wolves used to scare wild boars, Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, a shoplifter who was caught due to his distinct graphic tee, a man who blew up part of his house while chasing a fly, Calgary’s Vaseline alley and a women’s message in a bottle that traveled from US to Spain! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's Bananas Kurt and Scotty discuss Pablo Escobar’s hippos restoring an ecosystem, Burning Man moving to an online platform, the mafia giving food to struggling families, an interesting date involving meth, lots of digging and a baby Yoda, a man who accidentally ejected himself from a jet and a body builder postponing his wedding to sex doll due to the pandemic See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.