Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state!This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.