Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty read some confessions and give listener advice about getting into the arts, funny things to say as a train operator, what to visit in NY before leaving and choosing a new birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a small Georgia town goes viral from video of man drinking margarita out of a butt, $1m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach due to Hurricane, police urge people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear, a woman arrested for a DUI after police 160 beer cans in her car and a woman with red and blue lights on her car not sure why other drivers are pulling over!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a study reveals people’s faces evolve to match their names, a man coughed and sneezed at breakfast and then his colon fell out, German zoo frees tiny lynx that kept trying to escape and a man graduates 41 years after being denied ceremony because of a parrot problem!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Einat Admony joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how CBP officers seize drugs from same person at the same airport one week later, nearly half airplane noise complaints in Australia came from one person, the LA park that let children ride alligators and one restaurant that is operating under 70 different names!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about reducing stress after work, play some Would You Rathers and listen to some confessions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum hangs a Picasso painting in the toilet, a New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport, British spies used semen as invisible ink during WWI, missing pet donkey found living with wild elk and Portland Pickles are the first sports team to sell weed products! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tess Barker joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a French woman who learned to fly a helicopter then broke her husband out of prison, Canadian walking her dog finds 40 rotisserie chickens in woods and how the 1904 marathon became the weirdest sports event! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Parisians threatening to poop in the Seine to protest sewage in river, missing hiker found alive after spending 10 days in Santa Cruz mountains, how a fish became prison currency, and how an Only Fans model saved a customer's life!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clare O’Kane joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an AI photo contest winner disqualified because the photo was real, a woman fell into quicksand at a beach, a diner bans customers under 30 and the big nude boat!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized in public! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Oklahoma town and Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left huge tip then tried to get it back, the porn chancellor speaks and a service duck kicked out of Buc-ee's for life!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili for a week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT candy hearts and a frugal man who left his town millions of dollars they didn’t know he had! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise party and dealing with a homophobic co-worker! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl from an overturned car, Kum and Go name going away, a fallen tree limb that fell in a man's toilet, how a knife necklace may have played a role in man’s death and a dolphin with thumbs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop, a woman granted permission to remove sperm from her dead husband and how Andrew Scott halted theater performance after theatergoer took out a laptop to send an email! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas and wedding reception ideas! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with hornets and how almost half of American men think they can land a passenger plane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop scandal, a police department aware of a situation with guinea pigs at an apartment building and the 13-year-old gamer who became the first person to beat Tetris! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.