Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st!That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as they give you the gift of gab. Subjects include:How the sausage is madeRyan is no Wally BurrCaleb: High School MusicalJohn Woof - Silent NightPresents!Cooking in Blue ZonesPizza-Talkin' Mikel GatsbyAll this, and nothing else, on this Minisode vault release. And if you'd like extras like this on a regular basis, check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/ApodDCast

Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!!  Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! This episode is purrrfect!!! That’s how we’re feline!!!SHOUT OUTS - 9:45COCKTAIL - 12:30REVIEW - 22:40 REAL WORLD - 56:15 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:08:46 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:09:40 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:10:30 

You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!!SHOUT OUTS - 12:54COCKTAIL - 14:30ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20REVIEW - 30:15IN THE REAL WORLD - 59:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:09:26RATE THE SCHEME - 1:15:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:00

Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Welcome to the Inferno!!!SHOUT OUTS - 7:00COCKTAIL - 9:00REVIEW - 13:45REAL WORLD - 45:15SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 51:50 RATE THE SCHEME - 57:30 ICONIC MOMENT - 59:05

Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate!Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t let them get that gas!!! Giant drill!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Script deviations!!! Iconic Moments!!! Weasel words!!!SHOUTS OUT - 2:45 COCKTAIL - 4:15 REVIEW - 15:00 REAL WORLD - 56:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:07:15 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:11:00 

Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!!SHOUT-OUTS: 2:00 -TFCON TALK: 5:30 -COCKTAIL: 13:45 -REVIEW: 23:30 -TOCC RHINO: 33:00 -BACK TO REVIEW: 43:00 -REAL WORLD: 1:08:30 -SCRIPT DEVIATIONS: 1:24:25 -RATE THE SCHEME: 1:28:30 -ICONIC MOMENT: 1:30:50

It’s an all new era, friends! Join your APDC animals as they review the PREMIER episode “Beast Wars Part 1” of the 1996 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah facts!!! Where there’s absurdity, there’s opportunity!! 22:50 – SHOUT OUTS & REVIEWS27:35 – COCKTAIL31:25 – EPISODE REVIEW1:25:15 – IN THE REAL WORLD1:37:30 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:42:10 – RATE THE SCHEME

Join your holiday ho-ho-hoes of the APDC as they review the classic Japanese animated Transformers series Victory and Zone! Plus more from Lonely Shockwave and a cameo by Alphamagnus! Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music! So it was White Christmas the whole time!!!2:13 – VICTORY32:40 – ZONE59:12 – REAL WORLD

Join your yacking yule yokels of the APDC plus special guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews of “2 Mikes 2 Furious” as they review the 1980s classic Japanese Transformers series Headmasters and Super-God Masterforce!  We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consultant!!! Grand Galvatron weight problems! Wheelie Nolte!!! Cotton-Eyes Masterforce! Evil kids named Tyler!!! SHOUTS OUT – 3:37  COCKTAIL – 6:57 HEADMASTERS – 21:45 SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE – 1:29:11

Happy Holidays! We’re on break right now but we’re releasing a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from our Ep#192! Please enjoy; we will be back with ALL NEW content on 12/17. Be there and be square!Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes!!!

It’s a very special Autopod Decepticast AFTER DARK minisode for your Thanksgiving entertainment. Join your favorite unknown, sexy-voiced radio DJ while you baste that turkey.

This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious.·        Van Talk·        UK Reporter in the Field·        TFCon Discourse – What Do We Go To?·        Signed Items at TFNation·        Andy Couzens toy designer ·        Robotix·        Pickled Onion Jars

Join your answer crew of the APDC as they field questions from YOU, the LISTENER, in celebration of finishing the American G1 run of the 1980s classic animated series, The Transformers! Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano psychoanalysis!!! Woodchucks!!! Favorite episodes!! Is Beast Wars G1?! The Wings of Cheers!! This drink glass that talks to me!! In the Real World!! Never put a rowboat in your show!!!

Join your heady jefe heroes of the APDC as they cover the FINALE of the US G1 series episode, “The Rebirth pt. 3” from the 1987 classic animated series The Transformers!  Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?!  Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug turned MAGA?!? Headmaster Russian dolls!! Reverse polarities… AGAIN!! It’s the Golden Age, Baby!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! You just opened a worm can!!! COCKTAIL – 19:30 BOT OR NOT – 29:20 REVIEW – 43:30 REAL WORLD – 1:37:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:51:00RATE THE SCHEME – 1:55:00 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:56:00

More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Prepare to feel the sting!!!SHOUT OUTS – 11:37 COCKTAIL & DISNEYLAND – 12:37 REVIEW – 24:30 REAL WORLD – 1:15:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:24:50 RATE THE SCHEME – 1:27:05 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:28:15

Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical bullshit machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger catches up to Daniel!! Death to The Hive!! Stop hitting yourself!! The zing zone!!! Why do I have to be named Gort?!? Wanna see something inappropriate?!?! Good scheme, Hasbro...good scheme!!! Let’s flog this sad, dying horse!!!SHOUT OUTS – 11:25 HEADLESS TRIVIA GAME – 12:55 COCKTAIL – 23:45 REVIEW – 36:36 REAL WORLD – 1:54:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:01:04RATE THE SCHEME – 2:04:33ICONIC MOMENT – 2:06:18

Join your somnambulant sandmen staff of the APDC as they cover the season 2 episode “Nightmare Assault,” from the 1986 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?!  Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The base goes boom!! It’s General Hawk’s fault!! Iceberg at the drive-in!! Fatal familial insomnia!!! Low Light cannot be broken, DAAAAD!!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Party All the Time!! Welcome to MY nightmare!!!COCKTAIL – 9:40, REVIEW – 16:36, ARE YOU HIGH? – 28:50, BACK TO THE REVIEW! – 34:50, REAL WORLD – 1:20:15, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:31:40, ICONIC JOEMENT! – 1:35:20

Join your patriotic pals of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 30, “Spell of the Siren,” from the 1985 classic animated series, “G.I. Joe!” It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! Nobody trusts Cobra Commander!! Baroness: Thirst Trap!! Flint kicks some asp!! IN the Real World! Iconic JOEment!!! Script Deviations!!! This isn’t treason; this is destiny!!!SHOUT OUTS – 10:25 COCKTAIL – 11:27 REVIEW – 20:00 REAL WORLD – 1:08:15 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:14:45 ICONIC JOEMENT – 1:16:30

Join your completeist comrades of the APDC as they review the FINAL episode in season 3, “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 2” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Christmas is cancelled!!! Harry Potter Puppet Pals!! Sheep!! Avoiding STD jokes!! Bing Bang Boom you’re alive, Prime!!! Double-crimes!! Horny wolf rapper guy!!! Batman-spider!! Stealthing!!! Optimus he’s crazed!!! Laser steel-cutter pistol thing!!! Keyhole Magazine!!! Incognito mode!! The wisdom of the Matrix!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moments!! Rip, rock, and roll!!!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Let BetterHelp be your map. Visit betterhelp.com/AUTOPOD today to get 10% off your first month.SHOUT OUTS – 2:20 COCKTAIL – 10:30 REVIEW – 20:38 REAL WORLD – 1:01:40 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:10:03 RATE THE SCHEME – 1:12:55 ICONIC MOMENT – 1:13:55

Join your resurrected roundtable rascals of the APDC plus special guest James W. as they review the season 3 episode “The Return of Optimus Prime pt. 1” from the 1987 classic animated series, The Transformers!  Thief of Groove James Walnuts!! Quizerection! Tweet, you’re a dork!!! Mark and Gregory – Robot Racists!!! The bath salts of spores! Adult Baby Jessica!!! Thick as Tewkesbury Mustard! I want to Chip Chase somebody!! Super Mario kink! And the Throttlebots, too!!! Consume! Fancy Rod moves!!! Red Hate Plague! Our leader is back!!! Real World! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments! OUR LEADER IS BACK!!! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com/AUTOPOD today to get 10% off your first month. TF TOY TALK – 10:36 WHY THE RETURN OF OPTIMUS PRIME? – 22:38 QUIZERECTION TRIVIA! – 26:50 SHOUT OUTS – 43:10 COCKTAIL – 48:50 EPISODE REVIEW – 51:20 IN THE REAL WORLD – 1:51:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:01:20 RATE THE SCHEME – 2:03:20 ICONIC MOMENT – 2:06:45

Join your burden beset bros of the APDC as they review “The Burden Hardest to Bear” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!California sober!! Thank god, it’s Toei!! Bow twice, clap twice, and bow again!!! Bot or Not Game!! Mt Fuji! Bullet trains!! Shinto shrines!! Kendo!! Weird half-ass battles!! Bad for business!!! Dick Cheney: Evil Richard Dreyfuss!! Stunticons steal the Matrix!!! Rodimus: What’s the problem?! Galvatron’s f’ed up throne room!! Scourge: Cronenberg filth!! Put victory out of your mind!! It’s not Ryan’s fault, it’s society!!!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com/AUTOPOD today to get 10% off your first month.SHOUT OUTS – 9:30COCKTAIL – 10.23BOT OR NOT GAME – 18:30REVIEW – 29:00REAL WORLD – 1:12:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:19:30RATE THE SCHEME – 1:20:18ICONIC MOMENT – 1:21:30

Join your far-flung fraternal friends of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Face of the Nijika,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!  Questions all the way down!! Vacation stories! Dead salmon on your head!!! Slug Wine!!! Blurr deserves no quarter!! CybFestNW is July 8th! Be there and be square!!! Nautical follies!! Cyclones and Quintessons...hidden in plain sight!! Meta Space Cervix!!!CybFestNW – 35:35SHOUT OUTS – 38:10COCKTAIL – 39:55REVIEW – 46:15ICONIC MOMENT – 1:36:16REAL WORLD – 1:41:52SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:56:15RATE THE SCHEME – 1:58:57

Did…did we review this one already? Off to the races!!! Nobody likes our Boomer content!! Podcast analytics! A pile of dead horses!! The Honky Motherland!!! Tornedron: Pure Energy!!! On the Moon...shooting at each other…it’s crazy!!! This is ancient…it’s important!!! The Matrix is the Monkey’s Assistant?!? Grimlock flips the switch on Primacron!!! In the Real World! Chopping Mall!! Iconic Moments!! There’s a message in here somewhere!!! WHEN DID WE REVIEW THIS?! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com/AUTOPOD today to get 10% off your first month.SHOUT OUTS – 12:20COCKTAIL – 13:50REVIEW – 26:14REAL WORLD – 1:13:05SCRIPT DEV – 1:17:44RATE THE SCHEME – 1:19:50ICONIC MOMENT – 1:21:46

Join your space scoundrels of the APDC plus special guest Michael Ordway as they review the season 3 episode, “Money Is Everything,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! I’ll have the space lobster!!! Michael Ordway returns!! Empire of Rust!! Uh-huh?! Bobby Fingers!! Technobot Bozos!! The Geek Retreat! New Patrons!!! Dock Talk!!! Lazy Sue! Dirk Manus!! Marissa Fairbourne!! Kissy kissy!!! Un-huh, really?!! Quintessons! The recreator!! Mimic dust gets them every time!!! Can I lick your sole, Mistress?!? Un-huh, really?! Well I…This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/AUTOPOD and get on your way to being your best self.SHOUT OUTS – 18:17COCKTAIL – 23:00REVIEW – 30:04REAL WORLD – 1:26:05SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:30:30RATE THE SCHEME – 1:33:44ICONIC MOMENT – 1:37:00

Join your hyper-intelligent crew of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Grimlock’s New Brain,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Let’s amp up our IQs!! Poop stories!!! Mountain Dew forward, Tequila back!! Flip the switch!! Purple stuff! Anti-electrons!! Weak-ass limbs and one good torso!! Terrorcons!! Nosecone!! Scattershot!! We can make a dick out of anything!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! Later, bozos!!!Autopod Decepticast is sponsored by BetterHelpBetterhelp.com/AUTOPODSHOUT OUTS – 7:40COCKTAIL – 8:51REVIEW – 15:02REAL WORLD – 51:55SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 58:52RATE THE SCHEME – 1:00:10ICONIC MOMENT – 1:01:23

Join your flesh creatures of the APDC plus special guest Sean Walsh as they review the season 3 episode “Only Human” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Excitingly new fleshy-forms!!! Nerd room with meme-lord Serge Bomba!!! Rock n’ Roll is NOT a B-list character!! Old Snake!!! Loosey Goosey!! Crystal Pepsi!! Re-review by Fats Rimble!! What’s you poison?! Stolen valor!! Synthoids!! Rodimus and Michelle… sexy possibilities?!! It’s so noir!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! In the Real World!! Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats YOU!!!THE NO-GAME – 17:09SHOUTS OUT – 24:16COCKTAIL – 28:22REVIEW – 38:00REAL WORLD – 1:49:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:55:23RATE THE SCHEME – 1:57:14ICONIC JOEMENT – 2:00:00

Purple Jesus!!! Two Toei in a row!! Greig Tansley of 7 Day Weekends, Reanimated...and MORE!! Toowoomba, if necessary!! The power core!! Call McDonald’s, Ryan’s lovin’ it!! Jungle Juice!!! Galvatron’s going to get cancelled!! Weird techno-cocoon-nest-thing!!! Trans-organics!! In the real world!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! It’s an embarrassment of riches!!!13:40 – TF REANIMATED, 26:12 – COCKTAIL, 36:43 – SHOUTS OUT, 38:33 – REVIEW, 1:28:29 – REAL WORLD, 1:42:28 – RATE THE SCHEME, 1:43:44 – ICONIC MOMENT

The APDC celebrated its 200th episode with a livestream! Join your bicentennial bros plus VIP audience guests as they review the season 3 episode “Fight or Flee” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!We made it!! We did it!!! Live recording and chat with our Patrons!!! Too FUNdred Trivia!! Limoncello: NOT urine!!! Space-laser free-for-all!! Sandstorm and the weakling Autobots from Paradron!! Soft-boys!!! Shots fired at the color teal!! Nelson Shin low-balled the bid!! Cyclonus: Everybody’s Got to be Somewhere!! Who are these guys, Lockheed Martin?! News PaPep!! It’s beautiful…give me the bomb!!COCKTAIL – 16:50REVIEW – 28:52TOO FUNDRED TRIVIA – 47:25RETURN TO THE REVIEW – 1:04:15APDC AMA – 1:25:50POST SHOW – 1:49:01REAL WORLD – 1:51:23SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:57:06RATE THE SCHEME – 2:03:27

Join your corned beef hash vaping crew of the APDC and special guest host Alphamagnus as they cover the season 3 episode, “The Big Broadcast of 2006” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Nunya!!! Alpha Magus: customs and corned beef hash!!! Three-card knuckle and the Louisville slip!!! Nancy!!! Shuttle on shuttle action!!! Crazy-ass Galvatron: He’s got to be He!!! Go get that journal!!! Quintesson dust-cloud!! Three Wreck-Gars!! Name that Price!!! To share is to care!!! Yo, Jack!!! Cats vs Dogs!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Say goodnight, Gracie!!! TOY GIFTS – 5:30PRE-REVIEW – 17:30SHOUT OUTS – 19:20COCKTAIL – 20.30REVIEW – 28:00REAL WORLD – 1:10:13

Join your crunchy boys of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Ultimate Weapon,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Lots of nudity in Iceland!! Another bite of the apple!! New Patron!! Palm trees in the Netherlands?! Professor Thweatt’s history class!! First Aid: Pacifist!! Cycle of violence: We’re here for it!! Why is Galvatron here!?! Hot Rod: Sad for himself!! Protectobots form armless Defensor!! Galvatron’s Ultimate MacGuffin?! Vortex is so dumb!! Switchin’ cogs all willy-nilly!! We miss nothing; never have never will!!!COCKTAIL – 10:00SHOUT OUTS – 15:30 REVIEW – 19:50REAL WORLD – 1:19:22SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:24:50RATE THE SCHEME – 1:25:12ICONIC MOMENT – 1:26:12

Join your journaling gents of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Quintesson Journal,” from the 1986 classic animated series The Transformers!Beeping Beacons!!! Toilet-related investments!! Sword swallowing!! Five Faces of F’ed Up!!! AKOM doesn’t care about scale!! Rodimus and Spike: negotiations aren’t going well!! Cyclonus is a cool dude! Outback is wonky!! They hate trees!! Warp gates!! Quintessons: it’s a profit deal!! Through the Kool-Aid hole!! In the Real World!! Iconic moment!! Script Deviations!! Now you’re on the trolley!!!COCKTAIL – 8:36SHOUT OUTS – 19:56REVIEW – 22:20REAL WORLD – 1:23:10SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:40:14ICONIC MOMENT – 1:45:05

Join your carnage chord clan of the APDC plus special guest Mike Seibert as they conclude their review of “Carnage in C-Minor” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Jesus Jukebox!!! Harmony received, everybody’s stoked!! Blaster vs Soundwave Part 2!! Preceptor vs Devastator?!! Shouts out to Helen Mirren!! Voice Actors! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Reconstituted ash!!!REAL WORLD – 36:55SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 50:26RATE THE SCHEME – 57:40ICONIC MOMENT – 59:13

Join your harmonic heroes of the APDC plus special guest Mike Seibert as the review the season 3 episode, "Carnage in C-Minor,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*! Arguably bad, sexually charged!!! You down with LLC?!! Mike Seibert: 2 Mikes 2 Furious!! Opera Trivia!! Buy us a drink: dealer’s choice!! Magnus speaks jive!! Dough-4-Joe!! Soundwave: Horny on Main!!! Harmonic weapons!! Tubas full of vomit!!OPERA TRIVIA – 29:45COCKTAIL – 42:05SHOUT OUTS – 46:50REVIEW – 56:00

Join your plasma-bath-mad crew of the APDC and special guest Grieg as they cover the season 3 episode, “Webworld,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!I have no head! Ignoring Beast Wars!! Greig returns! Reanimated explained!! Disturbing and fantastic!! Galvatron ain’t right!!! Mucus mommy monsters!!! I have no head!! Psycho-motor reintegration!! Maximal intervention!!! Eat his madness!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!  I HAVE NO HEAD!!!COCKTAIL: 23:44 – REVIEW: 30:15 – REAL WORLD: 1:10:40 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS: 1:19:40 – ICONIC MOMENT: 1:24:15

Join your mechanical specters of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Ghost in the Machine,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Applejack!!! Destroy him, he’s lost his mind!! The pedantic shenanigans continue!! Outlaw Country Unicron!!! Spike and Bumblebee, just like old times!! Starscream haunts Scourge!! Metroplex has gone crazy!!! I don’t have to show you any stinking passes!! Shuttle-Chug!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Are you stupid, or just obedient!?!COCKTAIL – 5:29SHOUT-OUTS – 17:53REVIEW – 22.09REAL WORLD – 55:09SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:04:06ICONIC MOMENT – 1:08:00

Join your dream team of the APDC as they review the truly surreal episode, “Nightmare Planet,” from season 3 of the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Everyone forgets about Tobago!! Daniel, Springer, Rodimus, Galvatron, Predacons, Quintessons, Dragons, Frankenstein monsters, Witches, Giants, Castles, Princess Peach, Toads, Biplanes, Clowns, Funhouses, Snakemasters, German audio cassettes . . . . How does any of this work!?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Blah, blah, blah!!!

Join your festive friends of the APDC along with special guest Alphamagnus as they ring in the Holiday Special Episode with a review of possibly the worst episode of the original run, “Surprise Party,” from season 3 of the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!Welcome!!! Alpha Magnus returns!!! Love Actually Babies!! East Cleveland!! Christmas party at Shockatomi Plaza!!! Daniel the Cybertron Strangler!! Earth delegates!! Wheelie: Dumber than usual!!! Storage asteroid!! Hentai dildos!!! The Notobots!! Bright lights and squiggly lines!! GOTIM: Haunting limos, bros!! Auto DESTRUT!! Targettt!! Spiced meats!! Foolish child you’ll destroy us all!!! COCKTAIL – 21:14SHOUTS OUT – 26:29CHRISTMAS GIFTS – 35:54REVIEW – 43:27REAL WORLD – 2:10:31SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:16:18ICONIC MOMENT – 2:20:36

Join 2/3 of your APDC crew as they slip through the Jell-O transporter to Menonia and review the S3 episode, “Madman’s Paradise,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Picadillos!! Aaron is still kidnapped!! Penis! Balls!! Fart sounds!! Here’s your fuck carpet!!! Shout outs!! Butler Grimlock! Stay weird, LA!! Tree centaurs!! Electric boomerangs!! Wooden Transformers!? Red Wizard is a jerk!! Daniel has the energy of a pocket-knife!! Catapults are crazy fast, yo!! Bim bam boom mumbo jumbo!!! This episode is bizarro, man!!! COCKTAIL - 8:22, SHOUT OUTS - 13:18, REVIEW - 15:45, REAL WORLD - 53:00, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:06:44, ICONIC MOMENT - 1:11:00

Join your truncated APDC Crew and buddy Mike Seibert as they review the dumpster fire that is the season 3 episode, “Thief in the Night,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers.  Caleb’s hosting?! Mike Seibert is here?!? Where’s Aaron!?!?! TFCON: Chicago hot takes!! New Patrons!! Shouts Out!! We have a Discord!!! Booty Box teasers!! Metroplex and Trypticon!!! Luxury Cruises!!! Carbomya!!! Fort Knox! Taj Mahal!! The Kremlin!!! FACTS!!! Caleb falls asleep!!! Broke dick sofa!!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moments!! BOO-RAHEEM!!! TFCON TALK – 2:40, COCKTAIL – 36:35, SHOUT OUTS – 44:00, EP REVIEW – 52:20, REAL WORLD – 2:11:40, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:15:38, ICONIC MOMENT – 2:21:20

Join your schedule-conflicted crew of the APDC as they release a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from July. We had to push our next recording session out, so please enjoy this supplemental material with our friends Kit and Harper from More Than Meets the Pod! The Divorce Machine!!! I care about Blurr…! Why the rhyming?! Saw!!! Equipment-bed-shitting!!! Mebbe!!! Where’s Carly?!

Join your Company of Three from the APDC as they trip through time to review the season 3 episode, “Forever is a Long Time Coming,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*! Come and knock on our door!! Buy Us a Drink!!! Ol’ Nutmeg!!! Cybertronian or Homo-Sapiens?! Yo, fuck this movie!!! Shout-Outs!!! Blaster Tapes!! Guardian Robots!! Old tech!!! Beta: Crack with a crossbow!!! SLAVES!!!? Time window!! A3!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! This episode is Marxist as Fuck!!!COCKTAIL – 1:55, TRIVIA GAME – 13:30, SHOUT OUTS – 38:28, REVIEW – 55:00, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:35:45, ICONIC MOMENT – 1:38:38, IN THE REAL WORLD – 1:39:42

Join your zombie crew of the APDC as they review the horrifying S3 episode, “Dark Awakening,” from the 1986 classic animated series The Transformers!Lip balm?! Medium talent!! Shout outs!! Brass Monkey: straight street jet-fuel!! Hobos1!! Deep crust dipshits!! Broke-dick magicians!!! Jacob’s Ladder situation!! Rodimus: Suffocate or smother!!! The Veil of Remembrance! Hot Rod: Let’s party!!! Prime: Looking worse for wear!! Is it blowing or is it sucking?! Fuck-face Aerialbots!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Ha Ha, fooled you!!!COCKTAIL – 13:32, SHOUT OUTS – 17:55, REVIEW – 40:00, IN THE REAL WORLD – 1:45:40, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 2:00:00, ICONIC MOMENT – 2:07:00

Join your ghostly guys of the APDC, plus special spooky guest Alexis as they review the return of everyone’s favorite 2nd banana in the S3 episode “Starscream’s Ghost,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! It’s called logistics, people!! Alexis Taylor returns!! Favorite fonts!! We ain’t afraid of no ghost!!! The scrap racket!! Hyperspace skeet session!! Octane and Combaticons!! Silverbolt lips!!! Shimmery sounds!! In the Real World!! UK on this Day!!! Script Deviations!!! Rate the Scheme!! Don’t get me started on Ed Kemper!!! COCKTAIL – 33:00, REVIEW – 40:00, TRIVIA – 49:00, RETURN TO REVIEW – 57:00, REAL WORLD – 01:55:15, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 02:14:00, ICONIC MOMENT – 02:18:01

Rejoin the APDC plus friends Mike Seibert and UK correspondent Alex Taylor for Part 2 of the TFNation panel Extravaganza breaking down the 1st Ron Friedman The Transformers: The Movie script!Come back! Un-knot me!!! Sweep party!! Three ways to finger bang!!! In the Real World!! Wheeeee!!!!

Join the boys of the APDC plus friends Mike Seibert and UK correspondent Alex Taylor as they review the TFNation panel Extravaganza breaking down the 1st Ron Friedman The Transformers: The Movie script!It All Tastes Like Beans!!! Passive-Aggressive Theatre!!! Friedman First Draft!!!! TF Nation Foreign Correspondent: Alexis Taylor!!! #1 TFTM Fan: Mike Seibert!!! Snake Bite and Black!!! Vom-Mopping and Carrot Picking!!! Shouts Out!! Car-Kibble!! The Entity!! Rusty Steel!! Rails!! The Fascist Flank Lloyd Wright!! Zumba!!!21:00 - GENERAL TF NATION TALK, 38:05 - COCKTAIL, 47:01 - SHOUT OUT, 53:19 - BACK TO THE TF NATION PANEL! 1:10:00 - INTO THE FRIEDMAN SCRIPT!

Join your nearly lost in space crew of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Chaos,” from the 1986 classic animated series, *The Transformers*!Karate Kommandos!! Green theme!!! Reviews!! Where the Boys Aren’t!!! Insectile shaky sounds!! Slaves!!! Kup’s scary story make Wheelie wary!!! Death Crystals!!! How they blow up comet?!! Goo!! Voice actors!!! In the Real World!!! Iconic Moment!!! A baby silwer back gowiwa!!!COCKTAIL - 14:54, REVIEWS/SHOUT OUTS – 20:00, EPISODE REVIEW – 29:55, REAL WORLD – 1:09:28, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:24:03, ICONIC MOMENT – 1:30:54

Join your universe-tripping trio of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “The Killing Jar,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Tik Tok Pink Sauce!!! Montell Jordan’s talk show! Ryan is egg rich!! Shout outs!! Buy Us a Drink!! Unicron’s head: full of porn!! Hey, Me, get inside Me!!! Wreck-Gar = pure Id!! He’s taking a powder!! Dad Astra! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! Get some head!!!!CATCH-UP / CORRECTION CORNER – 08:46, COCKTAIL – 16:53, SHOUT-OUTS – 20:50, REVIEW – 27:55, REAL WORLD – 01:15:36, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 01:25:40, ICONIC MOMENT – 01:29:50

Join your APDC Crew plus special guests Kit and Harper from “More Than Meets the Pod” for the CONCLUSION of the RE-review of the 1986 classic animated film, “The Transformers: The Movie!”Decepticon hanging chads!! Dinobot frat: Delta Iota Nu Omicron!!! TF:TM does NOT pass the Bechdel Test! He hears Kum!!! Shaken Daniel Syndrome! Kangaroo court in mid-hop!! The spice is tentacles!!! Minimus Ambus!!! Springer, Arcee, Hot Rod – is this a meme?! Animus Mongoose!!! Unicron day care! Leper lecture!!! Unicron is a squirter! Tommy Kennedy for President 2024!!! SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:39:00, REAL WORLD – 1:49:17, ICONIC MOMENT – 2:01:20

Join your APDC crew plus special guests Kit and Harper from “More Than Meets the Pod” as they RE-review the 1986 classic animated film, The Transformers: The Movie!Kit and Harper return!!! TF:TM sizzling HOT takes!! Radz Skate talk! Brass Monkey!! Buffalo-Down Dirty Shame Trivia!! Carroll’s Maggot!!! Cripple foot!! Drop butt!!! Unicron contains buildings! Sell them peas and wine!!! Thicc Kup!! Is this how you get your kicks?! A succulent Chinese meal!!! Optimus Prime isn’t everyone’s favorite!!! MTMTP INTRO – 5:03, COCKTAIL – 16:47, TRIVIA GAME – 26:00, SHOUT-OUTS – 44:26, REVIEW – 47:18

Join your corpse-contemplating crew of the APDC as they cover the conclusion of the “Five Faces of Darkness” mini-series from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers! Top 5 cremation diamond companies!!! BUY US A DRINK!! Crusty G1-ers!! New Patrons!! Trypticon smashed the Ark!!! Metroplex haiku!!! Captain Faireborn and the Dipshit Duo!!! Sky Lynx the squawky dandy-fop!!! Predaking stuttersteps!! Quintessons: The Wack Pack!!! Write some fan-fic about that, pervs!!! Iconic Moment! Script Deviations!! In the Real World!! When they bust, they BUST!!!COCKTAIL - 8:30, SHOUT-OUTS - 15:33, REVIEW - 23:00, REAL WORLD - 58:50, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 01:09:22, ICONIC MOMENT - 01:13:24