Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Join the melancholy men of the APDC Crew as they celebrate the end of this project and the beginning of a whole new tangential Autopod Deceptiverse. This is your final minute of the 1986 animated classic The Transformers: The Movie.Jesus Christ… this is special!!! Eskimo Brothers!!! Take what you get!! Buy our Merch!!! Credits!!! Marvel-Sunbow Productions!! Dolby!!! The Motion Picture Association of America!!! Technicolor!!! The International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage Employees!!! The Ghost of the Iconic Moment sings!!! POOF!!!! Trademarks!! DEG!!! What's Next?!! Stay subscribed and buy stuff from our store!!! Fade to Black!!!!!!!!!?

TFCon reflections!! We hosted the panel!! Flint Dille in the bathroom!!!! Mike Seibert GGG!! Mikel Andrews and *Coming of Mage*!! Podcaster’s Roundtable!! We finally have a store!!! More credits!!! In Between Animation checkers... king me!!!! Background Artists!! Che Guevara butter... it revolutionary!!! Louis Vuitton superflat!! Battleship Yamato!! Paramount Mountain!!! Color Key artists!! Xerox saves Disney!!! Script Continuity!!! Shipping Coordinators!!! Technical Advisors... money laundering?!? We’re Evergreen!!!!!

Audio from our panel at TFCon Chicago!! This movie is gleefully unhinged!! “D” is for, “Danger!!” Deal or Can’t Deal!! Script Deviations: Greatest Hits!! Roll Call: Voice Actor Trivia!! All this…and MORE!! Also, our store is live on our website!! NOTE: The con was nice enough to shoot our panel on video for us, and we do hope to have that available for you as soon as we get it!

More credits!!! TF Con!!! Soundtrack: Stan Bush, Vince DiCola, NRG, Weird Al, Spectre General/Kick Axe!!! Production Staff: Floro Dery and other Filipinos!!! Character and Background Design!! Production Assistants!!! . . . REGINA, SASKACHEWAN Wooooo!!!!!

Careless Whispers!!!! Bringin’ it around!! TFTM origin stories from “will *SCREAM* 4 pizza” Mike Andrews!!! “I’m Mike Seibert and I’m a centaur!!!” Back to the credits: voice actors!! Music Editors and Supervisors! Ed Fruge: Lake Charles Music and ETA!!! Charles Calello and the Four Lovers!!! Tony Papa!! Casey Young and synthesizer programming!! Scotti Brothers!!! See you in the elevator!!!

Thank you for being a friend!! 'Till all are one!! Zoom out...Cybertron is Detroit!?! Unicron's head...Cybertron's newest moon!?! ROLL CREDITS!!!! Time to reflect and rehash!! Script Deviations: "Film at 11 unnecessary!"

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Bathed in Autobot Essence!!! Toni Braxton!! Hammer space!! Arcee's terrible transformation!! Rodimus and crew crash out of the eye!! But which eye is it?!! Unicron: “You cannot destroy my . . . . destinyyyyyy!!!” KABOOM!!! Script Deviations: Webbed Cybertronian Moons!!

Mike & Ike’s and Murder Simulators!!! The Matrix is glowing like a disco ball!! A sonic wave of fuckery!! Unicron . . . leg rips and saucer nips!! Kup, Springer and Arcee . . . still fighting grabbers!! Rodimus . . . outrun the fireball!! Everything is exploding!!! Script Deviations: Unicron self-mutilation . . . this evil must be expunged!! Ryan . . . don’t touch me, I’ll touch you!!!

Floor-humpin’ to Paula Abdul!!! iTunes Review: David Cabal! The choke-out continues!! Galvatron: “It’s a pity you Autobots die so easily!” The Touch, reprised!! “Arise, Rodimus Prime!!!” Galvatron gets tossed out of the movie!! “Now, light our darkest hour!!!” Script Deviations: The life spark of Optimus Prime! Stand for the Light!! Nail the Sucker, Rod-baby!!! YOW!!!!

Jinx! Choke!!! Galvatron’s in Hot Rod’s headlights . . . the fight continues!! The Minnow gets hooked . . . Unicron, smash!!! A phone call from Melody!! Script Deviations: Ashes to ashes . . . Junk to junk!!

Fighting crime...in a future time!! News update reminder: APDC is attending TFCon Chicago!! Once it’s laid, it’s played!! Daniel finds Spike and the Melty Guys!!! Does Spike die!?! HURRY!!! “D” is for PTS..D!!! Hot Rod vs Galvatron...we all must die sometime!! Script Deviations: Laser Knives and karate slices!!!

We’re presenting at TFCon Chicago!!!! Pilot Wings! Romance of the Three Kingdoms!! Old Picard!!! Here come the grabbers!! The river of flowing Uni-goo!! “D” is for “drowning!” Hello smelting vat!!! Script Deviations: T-shirts at a drycleaner!! Mystery of Convoy!!! BEAT ‘EM and EAT ‘EM!!!

Ryan: Adult Summer Camp?! Aaron: A little buzzed!? Galvatron: You lack even Prime's courage!!! Unicron: A massive jump in relative proportions!! Me Grimlock kick butt!! Run, Daniel, RUN!!! Just be cars!! Script Deviations: Hanging in Unicron’s leg hairs!! Ghost of the Iconic Moment . . . the Sheet on the Street!! POOF!!!

APDC in Paradise!! TFCon Chicago here we come!! Hot Rod falls into unique viscera!! Galvatron steps out of the shadows!! DJ Jazzy Java and the French Press!!! Flintstone’s rap and cigarette commercials!! Script Deviations: razor-tread action, Daniel concentrating...hair...THINK!! Ghost of the Iconic Moment: being his best boooooo!!!

No holds barred!!! We made the news!! TFCon Chicago, here we come!! Satisfaction, guaranteed!! Unicron mouth plasma!! Quintesson shipwreck into Unicron’s eye!!! Reverse kamikaze!!! Daniel… Jacob’s Ladder theory!?! Hot Rod… mis-matched masking!!! Script Deviations: Da Bugoids!! Beauty Bot!! Galooticron!!! Most unscientific… but effective!!!

Check you privilege at the door!!! The Moana Rundown! Aaron wants to jazz things up!! The battle with Unicron!!! The Coneheads get chomped, makes Ryan mad!! Galvatron gets swallowed!!! Here comes the Autobots! Kup has never seen anything like this before!!! Aaron gets a physics lesson!! Script Deviations: massive gun emplacements, Shockwave gets chewed, and Ingestor’s repast!!! Plus, Ghost of the Iconic Moment... drunk!!!

BALLS OUT!!!! Unicron transformation sequence analysis!! Galvatron shits his pants!! Cybertron attacked . . . HAND SLAM!!! Script Deviations: Shockwave gets squished! Release me noble Ingestor!!

Rocky Rundown II!! Blast off to Cybertron!! Galvatron: “I’m in charge!!” Unicron: “No you’re not.” Behold, the Unicronian Transformation Sequence!!!! Script Deviations: Listen to me or suffer the consequences, bloated gluttonous planet master!!! Plus, the Ghost of the Iconic Moment’s 4th of July Party!!!

A “Challenging” intro!! Ultra Magnus: “You’re still alive!” But his Matrix-hole is empty!! Where is Galvatron . . . WHERE IS HE!?! Wreck-Gar: “Kill the Grand Poobah!” Script Deviations: Carbon-wolves and the Crystal Castles of Zumba!!! Caleb sings the Junkeon Minnow song!!! Eliminates the toughest stains!!!

Rocky Rundown!!! Hot Rod and Wreck-Gar hand in hand... swing your partner!! Wheelie Breakdancing! Grimlock gets a kiss!! Breep drip au roodie... this is fucking nonsense!! Have a nice day! You talk some TV?! Minced oaths and robo-lotion!! Murder pamphlets!! Script Deviations!! Happy motoring!!! Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!

Autobot Reunion!! Ryan: “Bogus Journey - It’s enjoyable but I don’t think it’s good.” The homosexual overtones of "Top Gun!!” And EVERY other movie!! The return of the Universal Greeting!! Dance Party 2015!! Script Deviations: Space cruisers, Crocadillos of Strontero, shoal!!! Here’s mud in your eye!!!

Trash People!! Roach Motels!! Wreck-Gar and Springer clash! “D” is for “Dent"...in Wreck-Gar’s head!!! Here comes the Quintesson shit...the Boys are Back!!! Script Deviations: Ping-pong ball eyes!!! Snipping tools with blow-torch heads!! Good or Bad...it’s all us!!!

Dare to Be Stupid!!! Aaron needs more talking practice!! Here come the Motorcycle Maniacs! Geronimo!!! Wreck-Gar returns with his gun-nipples!! Nazi Gynoids!! Phil Spector!! Run, Perceptor, Run!! It’s a Road Warrior race on Junkeon!! Weird Al and solidarity with Coolio!! Script Deviations: Gibbering Junk-Rock War-Cry!! Ultra Magnus... he loved existence!!!

Mama Mia Let Me Go!!!! The Fifth Face..."Execute Them!!" Sharkticons in Bot-Mode...your chubby buddies!! Grimlock say execute them!! Wheelie..."you get ship if I get trip!" Meanwhile on Junkeon...Ultra Magnus' severed hand!! Ew...gross!! Script Deviations: Bantam Rooster Bots! Fly sky!? SKY FLY!?! I think I'm gonna regret it!!!

Anybody want a peanut?! Princess Bride… 97% fresh!! The Sharkticon fight continues!! The Dinobots knock the door down… excuse me!!! Technical tentacles and shaken sharkies!!! Script Deviations: war whoops and glass warriors!! Me no Bozo… Me King!!!

UP UP DOWN DOWN! Saturday morning cartoons! LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!! Video games!! B A!!! The demolition derby continues!!! Kup and Hot Rod bowl with the Sharkies!!! Script Deviations: Hot Rod is open to "ANYTHING!!" SELECT… START!!!!

Kick Axe! We see what we want! We’re gonna take it!! Hot Rod... nothing but contempt!! Back to Quintessa and the Plank of Judgement!! Body shaming the Sharkticons!! Script Deviations: Double-jointed Kup and twirling stun-sticks!! Let’s hold a demolition derby!!!

Interview with special guest host Mike Seibert!!! The man, the myth, the legend!! Showdown on Junkeon!! Open... Dammit OPEN!!! Galvatron gymnastics in stirrup pants! Ultra Magnus: Death Deviations!!! Die... DIE!! NOT our darkest hour?!?

Ryan...the John Larroquette doppelganger! Caleb...the white Arsenio Hall! International Shout Outs! Autobots...run away!! Daniel: D is for Deserted! D is for DIY!! D is for drive!!! Perceptor...a human riding a dog! Voice actors: Don Messick as Scavenger! Script Deviations: Perceptor gets a kill! Springer..."Scatter, and follow me!" WAY TO GOOOOO!!!

Where did you go?! Ryan fights a Bostonian! Shoutouts to Don Cameron and Mike Seibert!! Galvatron: “Why did you torture me?” Unicron: “Because you failed!!” Whole 30 Unicron!!! Finger welding! Daniel...actually helping!!! Junkeons: “Go for the gusto!!!”

Color Us Badd!! The Dinobots meet Wheelie! Friend find, look behind!! You go wrong way, you fool I say!! Why boy hit my nose!?! Script Deviations: Wolf Boy of Quintessa! What Sensitive Mean!? Tee Hee! Tee Hee HEE!! APOD Say, Listen Today!!!

Kranix gets dunked by the Quintessons! Beryllium bologna?! . . . caesium salami!?!? . . . The Dinobots are IDIOTS!!! Sharkticons don’t look like sharks!!! Script Deviations: sword trees, stun sticks . . . and THE FIFTH FACE!!!! SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE!!!!

Kup & Hot Rod: cell-mates with Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam!! . . . kinda. The return of Kranix, the galaxy’s Deep Throat!! TF on vinyl! Script Deviations: Granix!! Yacht Rock! Has the Imperial Magistrate reached a verdict!? We can’t go for that!!!

Was Saint Patrick French?! Kup out of energon, Allicons swarm and Wheelie say “I drive away!” Quintesson court... Sharkticon pool... what’s going on in here?! Voice actors: Roger C. Carmel, Regis Cordic and the pale stout with the foam at the bottom!! Script Deviations: NO judgement murder scene! We’ve got to find a new travel agent!!!

Are we on X yet… we live on X!!! Toy talk! Hot Rod transformation sequence recap! Meet the Allicons! Meet Kup’s crotch pocket!?! Ryan’s Garfield rip-off!! Voice Actor: Aron Kincade and the Ghost of the Invisible Bikini!!! Script Deviations: much chugging, oil spewing and eating out of my face!!! “Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!!!”

Popping out from the garbage... the Junkeons!! No welcome wagon!! DaBearsRule, come back to us!!! Good coffee flavor for you!! Operators are standing by!!! Hot Rod reassembles Kup!! Voice Actors: Eric Idle and Tony Pope! Junkeon phrase origins!! Script Deviations: Like a man being fitted for a suit he is going to hate!! Or your money back!!!

Join the lazy bastards of the Autopod Decepticast as they take the proverbial week off and bring you this completely dispensable compendium of their "greatest" moments while covering the first 49 minutes of the show.

Melody: Buzzed on "This is Us"... and wine!! Shout Outs! Arcee is maternal! Daniel wants to help, but it’s rough out there... break out the exo-suit!! What is that thing called again?! Ryan is fun-sized!! Script Deviations: grid-like suits, “thinking,” and tap-dancing!! “It’s kinda tricky!!!”

Happy Valentine's Day!! Is Junkion a planet?!! Brace for impact!! The Autopilot deserves a raise...and more!! Damnit, Daniel survived!! Just play with your iPad or some Crayons, Indigo Daniel!! All this, plus we welcome our first sponsor, Bro $ells, where they sell goods!!

Join the water-logged crew of the S.S. Autopod Decepticast as they cover the underwater adventures of minute 47 of The Transformers: The Movie. Caleb on his deathbed!!! The third return of da '85 Bears Rule 76!!! Hot Rod buzzes metallic tendrills!!! Do Transformers breathe?!! Kup--Have some manners!!! The Quintessa breakdown!!!

Garfield’s 9 Lives, 2001 Space Odyssey, and GIFs!! Into the Robotic Ocean! A turning point for Hot Rod?! Aaron breaks his Masterpiece Hot-Rod!! Specter General!!! Script Deviations: Hugh Baroque pearls, Hot-Rod modified for undersea action!! Nothing’s Gonna Stand in Our Way!!!

The hot stays hot and the cool stays cool!!! ALF, crack and heroin! Kenny Loggins! Unicron gives Galvatron a migraine!! Perceptor bores the crew! The planet of junk is in this vicinity!! More Dicola talk!! Script Deviations: Magnitude Zeta, and “Let’s get us gone while tha gonnin’ is good! Yeow!!!”

More Australian stereotypes!!! Hot Rod & Kup crash land on a tumor planet, and Ultra Magnus can’t deal with that now!! Saucer separation!! More moleculon missiles! Script Deviations: Daniel patches holes, 62% deficit in structure, survival factor, minus 3!! “We’ve got to die!!” This episode is ripper!!!

Listener Appreciation... is it going to happen?! Kup & Hot Rod take evasive action! The history of reverse polarity! Cyclonus attacks... he’s super fast!! Crash landing on Quintessa! We bastardize Australian culture!! Script Deviations: moleculon missiles and lobster-claw grabbers!! Galvatron: One down, one to go!!!

Listener appreciation… wrap it up!! Autobots’ Ship of Fools!! Kup tell story! Ick-Yaks!! Hot Rod rips off Luke Skywalker!! Ladybird Johnson?! Galvatron pushes a green button! Hod Rod Go-Karts!!! Script Deviations: Metal tongue raspberries, semi-conductor chess, and an optimistic adventure with the suggestion that all dreams might not happen!!!

Join the APDC crew for a very special Christmas Eve episode while they discuss minute 40 of the 1986 animated masterpiece, “The Transformers: The Movie.” We’re the worst gift-givers ever!! Caleb’s voice is the only good one!! Lunar turds!! 3rd bite at the booster animation apple!! Daniel needs seatbelts!! The only appropriate wrist-grab!! DiCola still rules!! Prepare to hyper-vault!! All this plus some very special guest stars who try to teach the boys the error of their ways. Happy holidays!! Please participate in our listener appreciation event NOW EXTENDED through Dec 31st!! In exchange for a review on iTunes (and your mailing address) we’ll deliver straight to you a fantastic surprise early in the New Year.

The Thimble & the Wheelbarrow!! Ultra-Magnus delegates! Hot Rod lassos Grimlock! Kup pushes Slag! Sweeps are swooping! Springer springs!! Blur blurs!!! YAHOOOO, WE’RE AIRBORNE!! Tell me about the petro-rabbits!! Flint Dille vs Ron Friedman! Fuzion Fritters & Lazer Latkes!!!

Aaron did not lose his virginity in the 80’s!! VHS vs Beta!! Personal Pan Pizzas!!!! The return of Da85BearsRules76!! Galvatron: Ultra Magnus is mine! Daniel ... still in danger! Hot Rod says something dumb again! Get those Dinobots on the shuttle!! Ryan: Why fly a kite when you can pop a pill? Caleb: Optic Dazzler Gas!!!! Please participate in our listener appreciation event now through Dec 25! In exchange for a review on iTunes (and your mailing address), we'll deliver an artsy suprise to your door early in the New Year.