Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Join your hallucinatory head honchos of the APDC as they cover “There’s No Place Like Springfield Pt1” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Pod-moggers!!! Ryan has so many eggs!!! Less practical, and more expensive!! Joepisode!!! Temple Alpha!! Professor Prospector!!! How would you like to die.. slumped over in your goon cave?!? Mrs. Delgado?! Daddy?!? After M.A.S.H.!! Shipwreck’s Shopwrecks!!! Cronenberg car wash!!! Roadblock sure was toasty!!! In the Real World: Rick Springfield!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!  If we had it our way there wouldn’t be a show!!!6:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN8:30 - SHOUT OUTS10:45 - COCKTAIL24:00 - REVIEW38:00 - WOULD YOU RATHER…?1:22:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:48:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:52:20 - RATE THE SCHEME1:50:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT2:01:45 - NEXT TIME

Joepisode!! Life updates: Aaron’s moving! Caleb has gifts!! Ryan’s dispensary closed!! New Patron: Chris - Robot Shark Toys!!! Who is David Harbour dating?! Fancy-ass fancies!! Ludwig the B.A.T.!! Defenestrated!!! Serpentor lives on 10!!! Rasputin, you evil scoundrel!! Skull Splitter!!! Castle Dracula!! Takshaka and the sassy snake!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! You just don’t get torture devices like this anymore!!!1:00 - CATCH UP16:00 - PRESENTS!20:20 - HOME MAINTENANCE 25:30 - TF: REANIMATED - APDC FILM30:00 - SHOUT OUTS34:00 - COCKTAIL39:00 - REVIEW1:48:00 - REAL WORLD2:08:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:09:30 - RATE THE SCHEME2:13:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Hello, friends, Ryan here. We have another release from our Patreon Exclusive Minisode Vault  from our recording #190 with Caleb, Mike Seibert, and myself, originally released 11/27/2022! Subjects include, and are limited to:THE INFAMOUS FRIEDMAN / SORENSON PANELAPDC BOOTY BOX BINGOWHAT ARE NAP-KINS?STAR WARS: ANDOR - IT’S A SPY DRAMA!STAY TUNED FOR APDC NIMRODERY All this, and nothing else, on your Vault Minisode release! I come off as really surly when I crystalized all these segments together, which took place across the entirety of the 3+ hour recording. Maybe I really am just a contrarian curmudgeon. A CC. No. It’s not me. It’s everyone else who is wrong.Pistols at Dawn!--Ryan

Hello, friends! Since #APDC  is on Holiday/Winter Break, here’s a waaaaay back Patreon-exclusive Minisode of material from our 2022 TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor, episode 186. Specifically the panel revealing the bananas first Ron Friedman script for Transformers: The Movie!Subjects include, and are limited to:* WHAT DAY IN THE UK?* MOVE THAT VAN!* CONVENTIONS ACROSS THE POND* HOW THE TOY IS MADE* UNTAMABLE RON FRIEDMAN* 115 LBS OF PICKLES* SILVER FOXES* BUILT LIKE A LOBSTERPut it in your ear holes, you delightful darlings.Pistols at Dawn!-- Ryan & the APDC Boys

It’s a blast from the past! We’re on winter break but here’s a Patreon-Exclusive release Minisode from way back in the summer of 2023 with guest Mikel Andrews of 2Mikes2Furious fame! We were just wrapping up the 1980s G1 series with The Rebirth Pt 1. Random topics include and are limited to: DUMP SHAMESTATE FAIR FARETWIN CITY LIB-CUCKSBARONESS COBRA LOGOPRE-WAR OF THE BEASTSCOCKTAIL CASTASTROPHEGARDEN GABDnD THAIROAD TRIP PIZZACOVID HANGAll this, and little else, on this vault release for your listening pleasure. Pistols at Dawn!-- Ryan & the APDC Crew

We’re on our APDC Holiday Break, so this is a vault release from the Patreon Exclusive Minisode Ep#251 in July. It’s all random banter from just Caleb and myself, and I promise it has absolutely NO Transformers content - All boring, no brakes. ABNB. This Minisode should have been called “Midwestern Middle-Aged Man Miak.” Subjects include, and are limited to:VEGAS/LA/BURBANK GEOGRAPHYTIKI & GUNSGARDEN GABTOMATO TALKHEARTS ON THE MENUALWAYS 2 WEEKS FROM DROUGHTTHAT'S DESSERT, BITCHELTON JOHNATHANDOLLY IS A TREASUREJACK MAXIMUSPistols at Dawn!--Ryan

Are you like me?!?! APDC Holiday Episode: Wheelie All the Way!!! Alpha Magnus returns!! Chicken check-in!! Toys R Ross?! Toe Bee Toys??! There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on!!! It’s no fault of his!! Megatron sends Rampage to kill everyone!! Rattrap’s a 15yr old edgelord!!! The things comin’ outta these pods keeps gettin’ weirder and weirder!!! Disembodied Megatron head!! An ugly name for an ugly creature!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You never go full Transmutate!!!4:30 - RYAN'S ELECTRICAL NIGHTMARE9:30 - HOLIDAY PLANS14:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN15:40 - SHOUT OUTS18:00 - COCKTAIL21:30 - TOE BEE TOYS28:00 - REVIEW1:25:00 - TOYS1:30:30 - JAZZ CHECKS IN1:35:00 - REAL WORLD1:58:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:03:00 - SHOCKWAVE…I MEAN TIMMY2:07:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:15:00 - BIG DOLL2:18:00 - PLUGS

Join your gruesome twosome of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU.INFO as they cover S2, EP 35, “Code of Hero,” from the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Yeah. It’s THAT episode. Got any K2 stories?! Welcome back Ant from TFU!!! More TFCon shoutouts!!! Christmas in Jakarta!! Sweet Tea and Cherry Bounce!! Hominids!!! The genre’s opus?! Dinobot contemplates harikari!! A deed once done cannot be undone!! The Golden Disk is Sounds of Earth?! Megatron you malicious queen!!! Time crime!! Let the battle be joined!!! That poor monkey man!!! Bond Villain Barney!! Gettin’ Jiggy With It!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! The rest is silence!!!6:15 - SHOUT OUTS14:30 - COCKTAIL19:00 - REVIEW56:00 - ONLINE REACTION ‘981:05:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:19:45 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:33:15 - RATE THE SCHEME1:36:00 - ICONIC MOMENT1:41:00 - NEXT TIME

Join your APDC crew plus special guest Alphamagnus as they review Season 2, Episode 34, “Bad Spark,” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! TF Con Talk!! Bosom Buddies!!! Podcast with a Merch Problem! Rosemont? More like Rose-NOT!!! Bounce that cherry!! Tarantulas dismembered = Hilarious!!! Tickling the monster’s spark! Rampage Duck!!! Real World! Script Deviations! CRAB PEOPLE!!! 8:30 - TFCON TALK30:45 - SHOUT OUTS33:00 - COCKTAIL37:30 - REVIEW01:14:00 - REAL WORLD01:30:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS01:38:10 - RATE THE SCHEME01:39:10 - ICONIC MOMENT01:40:40 - NEXT TIME

Join your teleported travellers of the APDC as they review episode 33, “Other Visits Part 2,” from the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN!6:25 - SHOUT OUTS7:15 - COCKTAIL12:00 - REVIEW43:00 - REAL WORLD1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your alien allies of the APDC as they review S2, Ep 32 of the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!!7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN9:40 - SHOUT OUTS11:15 - COCKTAIL16:00 - REVIEW58:30 - REAL WORLD1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT1:24:40 - NEXT TIME…

Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!!13:08 - SHOUT OUTS14:30 - COCKTAIL19:00 - REVIEW1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!!2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO12:15 - COCKTAIL18:20 - REVIEW1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!!3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN!5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA19:00 - SHOUT OUTS20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT23:30 - COCKTAIL27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!5:00 - 2M2F!55:00 - SHOUT OUTS56:00 - COCKTAIL1:00:45 - REVIEW2:14:30 - REAL WORLD2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!!5:10 - SHOUT OUTS6:30 - COCKTAIL15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS17:45 - REVIEW1:20:40 - REAL WORLD1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT1:50:45 - NEXT TIME!

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!!16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN19:20 - GRAVEL GAB21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS?29:08 - COCKTAIL41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC55:09 - REVIEW1:37:00 - REAL WORLD2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!!2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN12:40 - SHOUT OUTS13:45 - COCKTAIL28:00 - REVIEW1:07:30 - REAL WORLD1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS26:00 - COCKTAIL36:15 - REVIEW1:25:00 - REAL WORLD1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT