Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Join your hallucinatory head honchos of the APDC as they cover “There’s No Place Like Springfield Pt1” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Pod-moggers!!! Ryan has so many eggs!!! Less practical, and more expensive!! Joepisode!!! Temple Alpha!! Professor Prospector!!! How would you like to die.. slumped over in your goon cave?!? Mrs. Delgado?! Daddy?!? After M.A.S.H.!! Shipwreck’s Shopwrecks!!! Cronenberg car wash!!! Roadblock sure was toasty!!! In the Real World: Rick Springfield!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!  If we had it our way there wouldn’t be a show!!!6:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN8:30 - SHOUT OUTS10:45 - COCKTAIL24:00 - REVIEW38:00 - WOULD YOU RATHER…?1:22:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:48:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:52:20 - RATE THE SCHEME1:50:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT2:01:45 - NEXT TIME

Joepisode!! Life updates: Aaron’s moving! Caleb has gifts!! Ryan’s dispensary closed!! New Patron: Chris - Robot Shark Toys!!! Who is David Harbour dating?! Fancy-ass fancies!! Ludwig the B.A.T.!! Defenestrated!!! Serpentor lives on 10!!! Rasputin, you evil scoundrel!! Skull Splitter!!! Castle Dracula!! Takshaka and the sassy snake!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! You just don’t get torture devices like this anymore!!!1:00 - CATCH UP16:00 - PRESENTS!20:20 - HOME MAINTENANCE 25:30 - TF: REANIMATED - APDC FILM30:00 - SHOUT OUTS34:00 - COCKTAIL39:00 - REVIEW1:48:00 - REAL WORLD2:08:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:09:30 - RATE THE SCHEME2:13:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Hello, friends, Ryan here. We have another release from our Patreon Exclusive Minisode Vault  from our recording #190 with Caleb, Mike Seibert, and myself, originally released 11/27/2022! Subjects include, and are limited to:THE INFAMOUS FRIEDMAN / SORENSON PANELAPDC BOOTY BOX BINGOWHAT ARE NAP-KINS?STAR WARS: ANDOR - IT’S A SPY DRAMA!STAY TUNED FOR APDC NIMRODERY All this, and nothing else, on your Vault Minisode release! I come off as really surly when I crystalized all these segments together, which took place across the entirety of the 3+ hour recording. Maybe I really am just a contrarian curmudgeon. A CC. No. It’s not me. It’s everyone else who is wrong.Pistols at Dawn!--Ryan

Hello, friends! Since #APDC  is on Holiday/Winter Break, here’s a waaaaay back Patreon-exclusive Minisode of material from our 2022 TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor, episode 186. Specifically the panel revealing the bananas first Ron Friedman script for Transformers: The Movie!Subjects include, and are limited to:* WHAT DAY IN THE UK?* MOVE THAT VAN!* CONVENTIONS ACROSS THE POND* HOW THE TOY IS MADE* UNTAMABLE RON FRIEDMAN* 115 LBS OF PICKLES* SILVER FOXES* BUILT LIKE A LOBSTERPut it in your ear holes, you delightful darlings.Pistols at Dawn!-- Ryan & the APDC Boys

It’s a blast from the past! We’re on winter break but here’s a Patreon-Exclusive release Minisode from way back in the summer of 2023 with guest Mikel Andrews of 2Mikes2Furious fame! We were just wrapping up the 1980s G1 series with The Rebirth Pt 1. Random topics include and are limited to: DUMP SHAMESTATE FAIR FARETWIN CITY LIB-CUCKSBARONESS COBRA LOGOPRE-WAR OF THE BEASTSCOCKTAIL CASTASTROPHEGARDEN GABDnD THAIROAD TRIP PIZZACOVID HANGAll this, and little else, on this vault release for your listening pleasure. Pistols at Dawn!-- Ryan & the APDC Crew

We’re on our APDC Holiday Break, so this is a vault release from the Patreon Exclusive Minisode Ep#251 in July. It’s all random banter from just Caleb and myself, and I promise it has absolutely NO Transformers content - All boring, no brakes. ABNB. This Minisode should have been called “Midwestern Middle-Aged Man Miak.” Subjects include, and are limited to:VEGAS/LA/BURBANK GEOGRAPHYTIKI & GUNSGARDEN GABTOMATO TALKHEARTS ON THE MENUALWAYS 2 WEEKS FROM DROUGHTTHAT'S DESSERT, BITCHELTON JOHNATHANDOLLY IS A TREASUREJACK MAXIMUSPistols at Dawn!--Ryan

Are you like me?!?! APDC Holiday Episode: Wheelie All the Way!!! Alpha Magnus returns!! Chicken check-in!! Toys R Ross?! Toe Bee Toys??! There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on!!! It’s no fault of his!! Megatron sends Rampage to kill everyone!! Rattrap’s a 15yr old edgelord!!! The things comin’ outta these pods keeps gettin’ weirder and weirder!!! Disembodied Megatron head!! An ugly name for an ugly creature!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You never go full Transmutate!!!4:30 - RYAN'S ELECTRICAL NIGHTMARE9:30 - HOLIDAY PLANS14:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN15:40 - SHOUT OUTS18:00 - COCKTAIL21:30 - TOE BEE TOYS28:00 - REVIEW1:25:00 - TOYS1:30:30 - JAZZ CHECKS IN1:35:00 - REAL WORLD1:58:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:03:00 - SHOCKWAVE…I MEAN TIMMY2:07:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:15:00 - BIG DOLL2:18:00 - PLUGS

Join your gruesome twosome of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU.INFO as they cover S2, EP 35, “Code of Hero,” from the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Yeah. It’s THAT episode. Got any K2 stories?! Welcome back Ant from TFU!!! More TFCon shoutouts!!! Christmas in Jakarta!! Sweet Tea and Cherry Bounce!! Hominids!!! The genre’s opus?! Dinobot contemplates harikari!! A deed once done cannot be undone!! The Golden Disk is Sounds of Earth?! Megatron you malicious queen!!! Time crime!! Let the battle be joined!!! That poor monkey man!!! Bond Villain Barney!! Gettin’ Jiggy With It!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! The rest is silence!!!6:15 - SHOUT OUTS14:30 - COCKTAIL19:00 - REVIEW56:00 - ONLINE REACTION ‘981:05:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:19:45 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:33:15 - RATE THE SCHEME1:36:00 - ICONIC MOMENT1:41:00 - NEXT TIME

Join your APDC crew plus special guest Alphamagnus as they review Season 2, Episode 34, “Bad Spark,” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! TF Con Talk!! Bosom Buddies!!! Podcast with a Merch Problem! Rosemont? More like Rose-NOT!!! Bounce that cherry!! Tarantulas dismembered = Hilarious!!! Tickling the monster’s spark! Rampage Duck!!! Real World! Script Deviations! CRAB PEOPLE!!! 8:30 - TFCON TALK30:45 - SHOUT OUTS33:00 - COCKTAIL37:30 - REVIEW01:14:00 - REAL WORLD01:30:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS01:38:10 - RATE THE SCHEME01:39:10 - ICONIC MOMENT01:40:40 - NEXT TIME

Join your teleported travellers of the APDC as they review episode 33, “Other Visits Part 2,” from the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN!6:25 - SHOUT OUTS7:15 - COCKTAIL12:00 - REVIEW43:00 - REAL WORLD1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your alien allies of the APDC as they review S2, Ep 32 of the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!!7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN9:40 - SHOUT OUTS11:15 - COCKTAIL16:00 - REVIEW58:30 - REAL WORLD1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT1:24:40 - NEXT TIME…

Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!!13:08 - SHOUT OUTS14:30 - COCKTAIL19:00 - REVIEW1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!!2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO12:15 - COCKTAIL18:20 - REVIEW1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!!3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN!5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA19:00 - SHOUT OUTS20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT23:30 - COCKTAIL27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!5:00 - 2M2F!55:00 - SHOUT OUTS56:00 - COCKTAIL1:00:45 - REVIEW2:14:30 - REAL WORLD2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!!5:10 - SHOUT OUTS6:30 - COCKTAIL15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS17:45 - REVIEW1:20:40 - REAL WORLD1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT1:50:45 - NEXT TIME!

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!!16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN19:20 - GRAVEL GAB21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS?29:08 - COCKTAIL41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC55:09 - REVIEW1:37:00 - REAL WORLD2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!!2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN12:40 - SHOUT OUTS13:45 - COCKTAIL28:00 - REVIEW1:07:30 - REAL WORLD1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS26:00 - COCKTAIL36:15 - REVIEW1:25:00 - REAL WORLD1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking time bomb!!!8:13 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN14:20 - SHOUT OUTS15:30 - COCKTAIL22:50 - REVIEW1:15:00 - REAL WORLD1:46:10 - RATE THE SCHEME1:47:20 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Ours is but to do and DIE!!!SHOUT OUTS - 8:45COCKTAIL - 10:00ALIEN TRIVIA - 15:45REVIEW - 37:10 REAL WORLD 1:09:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:10RATE THE SCHEME - 1: 20:30ICONIC MOMENT - 1:22:50NEXT TIME ON THE APDC - 1:23:35

Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!!CGI TRIVIA - 2:00SHOUT OUTS - 28:30COCKTAIL - 29:45REVIEW - 37:40REAL WORLD - 1:17:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!!15:47 - NEW PATRON!20:50 - SHOUT OUTS21:45 - COCKTAIL29:00 - REVIEW1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!!1:30 - COCKTAIL24:00 - SHOUT OUTS27:00 - REVIEW1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!!3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?12:23 - SHOUT OUTS13:45 - COCKTAIL22:40 - REVIEW1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER!

Join your Chili-Dippin’ Dudes of the APDC as they review the S1, Ep20, “Dark Voyage,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Have we ever punched each other in the face?!! This is good stuff…we’re doing good!!! I was naked the whole time!!! Freaky-deaky-beastie!!! Rattrap’s got a nose for energon! Showtime Joe’s!!! A harmonic missile!! The Maximals are blind!! A snake gets the squeeze on Cheetor!!! Rhinox feels the vibes!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Finish them off, and finish them out!!! 7:50 - PATRONS 10:00 - COCKTAIL 23:45 - REVIEW 47:50 - REAL WORLD 1:00:18 - SCRIPT DEVS 1:05:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:09:42 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the Maximals!! Access Maximal core consciousness!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not leaving the party this early!!!2:30 - TROPHY HUNTING TRIVIA15:00 - APDC CATCH-UP/BOOTY BOX TALK35:30 - SHOUT OUTS37:30 - COCKTAIL43:00 - 2 MIKES 2 FURIOUS44:00 - EPISODE REVIEW1:27:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:36:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:41:40 - RATE THE SCHEME1:43:10 - ICONIC MOMENT

We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest. Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are limited to:* Recycling Scam* Why, Hasbro YouTube, why? * It’s not Audrey II* Gamesmaster Friedman* Wilkins Coffee Alf* It’s still not Audrey II* MAGA Hogan* Lockdown* Masterpiece Rhinox* Champagne Caleb gotta eat* Sonic Craving* Tacobell AI* S2 & 3* Jewel FactsEnjoy in good health.

Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon!BEE - 01:20TRACKS - 13:30JAZZ - 17:00STARSCREAM - 20:20SHOCKWAVE - 23:30RATTRAP - 28:00ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19? - 31:36

Hey, y'all, we're still on our annual holiday break, so we thought we'd release one of our Patreon Exclusive Minisodes from episode #221! Where we had some fun stuff that didn't make the show but were too good not to share. Subjects include:Ethical DisposalBougie AA Mile BoysSponsors? Eh? EHHHhhh?!DMV ImprovFast Food Ferrari The Last Autobot CocktailAll this, and nothing else, on your new Minisode. We'll be back soon with your regularly scheduled program!—Pistols at Dawn!

Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!!SHOUT OUTS - 24:00COCKTAIL - 25:00REVIEW - 27:3041:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 21:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 31:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!! Are all your dreams in technicolor?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Twinkle twinkle!!!BEING A PRO WRESTLER - 9:40WHY DO YOU LIKE TFs? - 38:40WRESTLING TRIVIA QUIZ - 47:10SHOUT OUTS - 1:00:00COCKTAIL - 1:01:00REVIEW - 1:04:00REAL WORLD - 1:48:45SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:59:20RATE THE SCHEME - 2:02:40ICONIC MOMENT - 2:04:27

Join your fresh astronaut trainees of the APDC as they review “The Wrong Stuff,” from the classic 1985 animated series G.I. Joe!Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!! Sixty-three million square miles of disagreement!!!SHOUT OUTS - 7:15COCKTAIL - 8:25REVIEW - 16:30REAL WORLD - 1:30:20SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:43:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00

Join your birthday celebration boys of the APDC as they review season 1, episode 17, “The Trigger part 2” of the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!!PRESENTS - 11:00OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05 SHOUT OUTS - 34:50 COCKTAIL - 36:35REVIEW - 42:30REAL WORLD - 1:09:20SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:23:50RATE THE SCHEME - 1:28:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:28:30

Join your lost continent lads of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 16, “The Trigger Pt 1” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!! SHOUT OUTS - 16:45COCKTAIL - 21:00REVIEW - 35:00OK, ACTUALLY THE REVIEW - 38:30REAL WORLD - 1:04:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:16:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:30

Join your falconers of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU as they review S1 Ep15 “The Spark,” from the 1996 animated classic series Transformers: Beast Wars!A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?!FALCON QUIZ - 34:00COCKTAIL - 47:00REVIEW - 1:00:00REAL WORLD - 1:31:40SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:41:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00

Join the clone army of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Dinobot,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!!SHOUT OUTS - 15:30COCKTAIL - 16:40REVIEW - 25:30REAL WORLD - 48:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30RATE THE SCHEME - 1:00:25ICONIC MOMENT - 1:01:11

It's a bonus episode! Y’all just got surprised! We recorded this with our friend and yours Josh Powell, a.k.a. J Soops, discussing an animated project from creator Keyan Carlile, "Transformers Combaticons: Wrath of the Junkions."Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@KeyanCarlileTFWe had a lot of fun recording this bonus episode, which is the length of one of our regular episodes, and we hope you enjoy it, too. Thanks to Josh for being on and chopping it up with us. Pistols at Dawn!Wrath of the Junkions: https://youtu.be/aiL5YjFm7qQ?si=EZLlDPs_AxqGQ7DMTransformers Combaticons Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51dxhTXF5f8

Join your 6-Degree Dudes of the APDC as they review S1, Ep13, “Victory,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Dog days, y’all!! Shoe-horner!!! Awesome, in a horrible way!! Afros of all ethnicities!! The Nemesis explodes like it always does!! Have the Maximals won the Beast Wars?! Dinobot will rule the trees!! Tarantulas eats a rat, raw!! Predacons fake their death!! The Axalon crashes, again!! Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it’s Optimus!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!!! Another infectious booty jam!!!SHOUT OUTS - 2:50COCKTAIL BIT - 8:20COCKTAIL RECIPE - 13:40REVIEW - 17:20REAL WORLD - 44:15SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:00:45RATE THE SCHEME - 1:01:25ICONIC MOMENT - 1:04:20

Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!!!SHOUT OUTS – 24:30COCKTAIL – 25:30REVIEW – 36:30REAL WORLD – 1:15:50SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:33:50RATE THE SCHEME – 1:35:45ICONIC MOMENT – 1:40:10

Join your Olympic oratory officials of the APDC as they review S1 Ep26, “The Gamesmaster,” Joepisode from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe!Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!!HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00SHOUT OUTS - 20:25COCKTAIL - 21:00REVIEW - 30:45REAL WORLD - 1:26:40SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:35:40RATE THE SCHEME - 1:43:30ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:45:30

Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!!SHOUT OUTS - 21:00COCKTAIL - 22:30REVIEW - 33:20REAL WORLD - 1:10:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:20:45ICONIC MOMENT - 1:23:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:45

Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a Beautiful Life!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Monkey-mode forever!!!SPACE QUIZ - 8:00SHOUT OUTS - 27:00COCKTAIL - 28:00REVIEW - 41:00REAL WORLD - 1:15:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:25:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:30:30ICONIC MOMENT - 1:32:00

Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky boy!! Sentinel defense system activated!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the Scheme!!! Maximum burn!!!SHOUT OUTS - 6:50COCKTAIL - 8:00REVIEW - 19:10REAL WORLD - 46:13SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:30:20RATE THE SCHEME - 1:06:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:10:40

Join your APDC Snow Bunnies as they review “Power Surge,” the S1 E8 of the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Happy Father’s Day!!! Freebase facts!!! Trivia!! New Patron Bruticus87!!! The eruption of Mount St Springfield!!! Craveable!!! Bring your own kayak!!! Frostbite Fizz!!! Terrorsaur killed that bird!!! Sky Island!!! Megatron gets destroyed!!! Status lock is imminent!!! Rattrap plays Old Maid!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! Blow up the joint as the joint starts to blow!!!COCA TRIVIA - 4:24SHOUT OUTS - 18:50COCKTAIL - 27:00REVIEW - 40:00REAL WORLD - 1:05:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:19:08RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:25:30

Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe! Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s Crazy Wheel!!! Baroness’s Master Plan!! Guinea Pig Teleporter! POPPYCOCK! Real World!! Script Deviations!!! Send us Joe trash!!!SHOUT OUTS - 13:45COCKTAIL - 15:20REVIEW - 25:37REAL WORLD - 1:51:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 2:04:15RATE THE SCHEME - 2:05:45ICONIC JOEMENT - 2:08:00

Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement!  ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!!OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10SHOUT OUTS - 15:12COCKTAIL - 20:10REVIEW - 30:50REAL WORLD - 1:19:10RATE THE SCHEME - 1:37:15ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:40:00

A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!!SHOUT OUTS - 7:00COCKTAIL - 8:00REVIEW - 18:10REAL WORLD - 1:08:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:15RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:52ICONIC MOMENT - 1:34:10

Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in charge!!! Stir the cobbler!!! Grease night!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviation!! Toni Braxton!!!TFCON TALK - 20:50SHOUT OUTS - 37:40COCKTAIL - 38:40REVIEW - 45:00REAL WORLD - 1:33:15SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:46:20RATE THE SCHEME - 1:49:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:51:00