
Abject Suffering
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Ep 361Abject Suffering 361: Saban's Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue
E<html><p>We head back to the Power Rangers well to learn more about what teens do on the moon.</p></html>

Ep 360Abject Suffering 360: Mr. Maze
E<html><p>The conflict that will tear the network apart.</p></html>

Ep 359Abject Suffering 359: The Sopranos: Road to Respect
E<html><p>We didn't know there was a Sopranos game, and neither did you, probably.</p></html>

Ep 358Abject Suffering 358: Eternal Champions
E<html><p>Gary's favorite game! He says it! He can't take it back!</p></html>

Ep 357Abject Suffering 357: Executive Suite
E<html><p>This little businessman sim is actually pretty good, so we do a kind of job interview of our own.</p></html>

Ep 356Abject Suffering 356: Receiver
E<html><p>An indie game with a simple premise: highlight how much regular video games make using a gun look easier than it actually is.</p></html>

Ep 355Abject Suffering 355: Cyber Stadium Series: Base Wars
E<html><p>We really got cheated when it came to extreme sports. It's all just crotch hugs, with very few robots in sight.</p></html>

Ep 354Abject Suffering 354: Popeye (ZX Spectrum)
E<html><p>The Popeye universe is more vast and more pointless than we initially imagined.</p></html>

Ep 353Abject Suffering 353: Ninjabread Man
E<html><p>We stretch the concept of "concepts" to the limits.</p></html>

Ep 352Abject Suffering 352: Rock Star Ate My Hamster!
E<html><p>We were excited to play a band simulator, but all we got was Lemonade Stand plus puns.</p></html>

Ep 351Abject Suffering 351: Mega Man X7
E<html><p>From one of the best games of all time, to an unmitigated disaster.</p></html>

Ep 350Abject Suffering 350: Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animal Racing Tournament
E<html><p>Episode 350 introduces a beloved character that will endure for decades to come.</p></html>

Ep 349Abject Suffering 349: Top Gun: Fire at Will
E<html><p>How has Top Gun remained a cultural touchstone for all of these years?</p></html>

Ep 348Abject Suffering 348: Mystic Towers
E<html><p>We stumbled into a gross one. Sorry, folks.</p></html>

Ep 347Abject Suffering 347: The Coin Game
E<html><p>Get ready for us to be effusively positive about an extremely strange and nostalgic experience.</p></html>

Ep 346Abject Suffering 346: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
E<html><p>Take a good book and make a wonderful movie out of it, then wait 30 years and make a terrible movie and somehow a worse game of that movie.</p></html>

Ep 345Abject Suffering 345: Silent Service
E<html><p>Talk about submarine life segues abruptly into the dismal dystopia of Cameo.</p></html>

Ep 344Abject Suffering 344: Bad Boys: Miami Takedown
E<html><p>These bad, bad, bad, bad boys don't make us feel so good.</p></html>

Ep 343Abject Suffering 343: Dreams to Reality
E<html><p>This very bad 3D platformer has you playing as Anthony Kiedis in a surreally meaningless empty void.</p></html>

Ep 342Abject Suffering 342: Road Trip Adventure
E<html><p>Before you head to the polls to vote for the next car president, remember my campaign slogan: Cars are cars all over the world. Similarly made, similarly sold.</p></html>

Ep 341Abject Suffering 341: Danger Girl
E<html><p>The 90s really were the pits, weren't they?</p></html>

Ep 340Abject Suffering 340: Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution
E<html><p>A relic from an era that reached peak Talky.</p></html>

Ep 339Abject Suffering 339: I must kill...: Fresh Meat
E<html><p>How do you talk about a game that isn't a game... yet?</p></html>

Ep 338Abject Suffering 338: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 2)
E<html><p>You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.</p></html>

Ep 337Abject Suffering 337: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 1)
E<html><p>This is another Abject Suffering emergency as we sail into the sea of madness that is the Captain Crunch Extended Universe.</p></html>

Ep 336Abject Suffering 336: Facade
E<html><p>In which we introduce the concept of "offboarding week" to Abject Suffering.</p></html>

Ep 335Abject Suffering 335: No Escape
E<html><p>This is based on a movie that doesn't exist, and you can't convince us otherwise.</p></html>

Ep 334Abject Suffering 334: Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge
E<html><p>The Frogger Expanded Universe is no place to raise a kid.</p></html>

Ep 333Abject Suffering 333: Bullet Witch
E<html><p>We're aware of the coincidence that an episode about witches is numbered 3:33. It wasn't intentional, and that makes it spooky.</p></html>

Ep 332Abject Suffering 332: Gears POP!
E<html><p>Financially ruined by whaledom.</p></html>

Ep 331Abject Suffering 331: Totally Rad
E<html><p>It's, like, totally a game that was originally named Magic John.</p></html>

Ep 330Abject Suffering 330: Hunt Down the Freeman
E<html><p>You can hear our souls leaving our bodies.</p></html>

Ep 329Abject Suffering 329: Armed and Dangerous
E<html><p>Darren accidentally brings us a kind of okay game.</p></html>

Ep 328Abject Suffering 328: Adventures in the Magic Kingdom
E<html><p>Doug Lief joins us to talk about the rare misstep in Capcom and Disney's collaboration.</p></html>

Ep 327Abject Suffering 327: KGB: Conspiracy
E<html><p>An interesting subject for an adventure game gets tripped up with hostile mechanics.</p></html>

Ep 326Abject Suffering 326: Rugrats: The Search for Reptar
E<html><p>They made so many Rugrats games, you guys.</p></html>

Ep 325Abject Suffering 325: Lost in Blue
E<html><p>Quirky cult survival game is actually pretty tedious!</p></html>

Ep 324Abject Suffering 324: Goldeneye 007 (We Know It's Good)
E<html><p>Chris Khatami comes to us with an excuse to talk about Goldeneye 007. Don't tweet at us saying this shouldn't be on the show.</p><p><a href="http://www.hahaharvestcomedyfest.com/about/" target="_blank">Go to Chris' comedy festival in Portland! It's taking place the weekend after Thanksgiving. It's the Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Festival.</a></p></html>

Ep 323Abject Suffering 323: My Summer Car
E<html><p>As a citizen of the world, you must know all languages and help me figure out who pooped in my lawn.</p></html>

Ep 322Abject Suffering 322: Knights in the Nightmare
E<html><p>We know what you did, and you know what you did.</p></html>

Ep 321Abject Suffering 321: Dracula 4 & 5
E<html><p>This is a boring adventure game for nerds, so we get depressed about the Darke Gyfte.</p></html>

Ep 320Abject Suffering 320: Neopets: The Darkest Faerie
E<html><p>Neopets is darker than you might imagine, in ways you might not expect.</p></html>

Ep 319Abject Suffering 319: Spaceship Warlock
E<html><p>Behold! The greatest enemy of Myst.</p></html>

Ep 318Abject Suffering 318: Drake of the 99 Dragons
E<html><p>We should stop being surprised when a game lives up to its reputation.</p></html>

Ep 317Abject Suffering 317: Kidz Bop: Dance Party
E<html><p>The scoundrel Bryan Wade strikes again!</p></html>

Ep 316Abject Suffering 316: Monty on the Run
E<html><p>One six minute music track justifies an entire game.</p></html>

Ep 315Abject Suffering 315: Trivia Monster
E<html><p>In the end, the true Trivia Monster was me all along.</p></html>

Ep 314Abject Suffering 314: Mall Mania
E<html><p>Food, fun, and fashion... the mall has it all!</p></html>

Ep 313Abject Suffering 313: How to Be a Complete Bastard
E<html><p>Our first ZX Spectrum game is weird and good!</p></html>

Ep 312Abject Suffering 312: Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
E<html><p>Everyone's favorite Marvel characters finally get their own game.</p></html>