All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 226Abject Suffering 226: Shadow the Hedgehog

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<html>We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.</html>

Jan 1, 201844 min

Ep 225Abject Suffering 225: Phantastmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh

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<html>Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.</html>

Dec 26, 201743 min

Ep 224Abject Suffering 224: Fox Hunt

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<html>We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.</html>

Dec 18, 201739 min

Ep 223Abject Suffering 223: Tiny Toons Adventures: Babs' Big Break

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<html>Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.</html>

Dec 11, 201740 min

Ep 222Abject Suffering 222: Dr. Franken II

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<html>This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.</html>

Dec 4, 201741 min

Ep 221Abject Suffering 221: The Ripping Friends

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<html>John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.</html>

Nov 27, 201740 min

Ep 220Abject Suffering 220: HORSE COP GAMES

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<html>With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.</html>

Nov 20, 201742 min

Ep 219Abject Suffering 219: Madballs in... Babo: Invasion

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<html>Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!</html>

Nov 13, 201736 min

Ep 218Abject Suffering 218: Wetrix

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<html>Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.</html>

Nov 6, 201741 min

Ep 217Abject Suffering 217: American Truck Simulator

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<html>10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks</html>

Oct 30, 201755 min

Ep 216Abject Suffering 216: Lawnmower Man

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<html>Looks like we found another classic Abject Suffering redemption.</html>

Oct 23, 201741 min

Ep 215Abject Suffering 215: Jersey Devil

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<html>Featuring the soundtrack of Final Fantasy Tactics.</html>

Oct 16, 201753 min

Ep 214Abject Suffering 214: Vinnie's Tomb

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<html>It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.</html>

Oct 9, 201751 min

Ep 213Abject Suffering 213: Mister Mosquito

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<html>This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.</html>

Oct 2, 201743 min

Ep 212Abject Suffering 212: Store Manager: Cellular Edition

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<html>A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.</html>

Sep 25, 201736 min

Ep 211Abject Suffering 211: Yo, Bro!

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<html>It's what you see when you grind up a bunch of POGs and snort them.</html>

Sep 18, 201738 min

Ep 210Episode 210: Altered Beast

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<html>If you say "Altered Beast" backward, the curse will activate. Your head will get bigger as your body gets smaller, until you roll down a hill and disappear.</html>

Sep 11, 201751 min

Ep 209Abject Suffering 209: Dwarf Fortress

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<html>We know this is a good game. We're just overwhelmed.</html>

Sep 4, 201755 min

Ep 208Abject Suffering 208: Sparkster

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<html>We don't have time for the fake golden stuff.</html>

Aug 28, 201739 min

Ep 207Abject Suffering 207: Contradiction: Spot the Liar!

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<html>Have you seen THIS? No, really, have you seen this? Because it's very good.</html>

Aug 21, 201736 min

Ep 206Abject Suffering 206: Rocko's Modern Life: Spunky's Dangerous Day

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<html>We didn't know about the updated Rocko reboot movie when we recorded this, which is eerie.</html>

Aug 14, 201731 min

Ep 205Abject Suffering 205: Hamtaro: Ham Ham Games

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<html>Incredibly cute. Incredibly not for us.</html>

Aug 7, 201738 min

Ep 204Abject Suffering 204: Congo: The Movie - The Secret of Zinj

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<html>An unreleased non-classic keeps rolling on the river while we revisit the topic of Buffo, the strong clown we admire.</html>

Jul 31, 201742 min

Ep 203Abject Suffering 203: Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool

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<html>Let's get our hands dirty, it's the junk food half hour.</html>

Jul 24, 201740 min

Ep 202Abject Suffering 202: Spawn: The Eternal

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<html>A bold vision of an eternal Halloween.</html>

Jul 17, 201739 min

Ep 201Abject Suffering 201: Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus

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<html>This monument stands proud for all those who were lost in the destruction of Spondylus.</html>

Jul 10, 201741 min

Ep 200Abject Suffering 200: Return to the R-Zone Zone

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<html>James Cameron brought out sweet baby boys back to us, but they've changed.</html>

Jul 3, 201748 min

Ep 199Abject Suffering 199: Dirty Harry

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<html>Luck is an artificial construct that anthropomorphizes the chaotic forces that make the choices in your minuscule life not matter.</html>

Jun 26, 201745 min

Ep 198Abject Suffering 198: Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time

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<html>It's been a little while since we got some verified GameFAQs Gold. Enjoy!</html>

Jun 19, 201736 min

Ep 197Abject Suffering 197: Izzy's Quest for the Olympic Rings

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<html>It's the second ever Abject Suffering to require a disclaimer.</html>

Jun 12, 201742 min

Ep 196Abject Suffering 196: Zombitatos the end of the Pc master race

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<html>If you think just the words "Gabe Newell" are a joke, you'll love this episode about the worst thing we've covered.</html>

Jun 5, 201744 min

Ep 195Abject Suffering 195: Mighty Bomb Jack

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<html>Let's attend to the question of Kole's sandwich paradox.</html>

May 29, 201742 min

Ep 194Abject Suffering 194: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

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<html>Don't leave your music on shuffle during sex if the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song is in your library.</html>

May 22, 201744 min

Ep 193Abject Suffering 193: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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<html>The League of Extraordinary Hams has united. Will Alan Rickman, Dennis Hopper, and Tim Curry make it across the country to see Robin Williams with their friendship intact?</html>

May 15, 201745 min

Ep 192Abject Suffering 192: Ghostbusters II

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<html>Bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'</html>

May 8, 201743 min

Ep 191Abject Suffering 191: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance

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<html>From the makers of Gorky17, winner of "Title of the Year" every year since its release.</html>

May 1, 201737 min

Ep 190Abject Suffering 190: Rocket: Robot on Wheels

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<html>Beep beep, I'm a robot on wheels.</html>

Apr 24, 201747 min

Ep 189Abject Suffering 189: Make My Video

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<html>Brayton Cameron joins us for a Teenage Dirtbags crossover!Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.</html>

Apr 17, 201751 min

Ep 188Abject Suffering 188: Smart Ball

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<html>Doesn't seem so smart to me!</html>

Apr 10, 201743 min

Ep 187Abject Suffering 187: Aussie Rules Footy

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<html>We already struggle to talk about sports. Listen in to find out what happens when we have no knowledge of the game or its cultural context!</html>

Apr 3, 201738 min

Ep 186Abject Suffering 186: Family Dog

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<html>Since nobody knows what "Family Dog" is, we address the Shaq flat-earth controversy head on.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfh39S0aTQg" target="_blank">Beetlejuice's Rockin' Graveyard Revue - Universal Studios Hollywood - 1999 - YouTube</a></li></ul></html>

Mar 26, 201747 min

Ep 185Abject Suffering 185: Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea!

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<html>The wonderful Jim Crawford joins us to talk about the weirdest advergame that ever was.You should probably at least check this out. It's free. <a href="https://archive.org/details/msdos_ENGJONES_shareware" target="_blank">https://archive.org/details/msdos_ENGJONES_shareware</a>Special Guest: Jim Crawford.</html>

Mar 20, 20171h 7m

Ep 184Abject Suffering 184: Quattro Adventure

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<html>Finally, we get the chance to not talk about four games at once!</html>

Mar 13, 201740 min

Ep 183Abject Suffering 183: Wall Street Kid

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<html>Greed is good, and so is this game... kinda.</html>

Mar 6, 201732 min

Ep 182Abject Suffering 182: Sunday Funday

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<html>This game, also known as Menace Beach, teaches us that even Sunday School teachers can be sexy.</html>

Feb 27, 201743 min

Ep 181Abject Suffering 181: Mad Dog McCree

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<html>Get along there pardner, to listen to us holler 'bout them FMV cowpokes over yonder.</html>

Feb 20, 201739 min

Ep 180Abject Suffering 180: Nightmare Circus

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<html>It came from Brazil!</html>

Feb 13, 201743 min

Ep 179Abject Suffering 179: Goonies II

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<html>Don't get it twisted: We like this game.</html>

Feb 6, 201738 min

Ep 178Abject Suffering 178: Robopon

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<html>When you go to the toilet, make sure it's a toilet.</html>

Jan 30, 201748 min

Ep 177Abject Suffering 177: Joe & Mac

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<html>Cave men AND ninjas? This is conceptually crowded. Please note: the last half hour of this episode is all spoiler-chat for Westworld.</html>

Jan 23, 201757 min

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