All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 211Abject Suffering 211: Yo, Bro!

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<html>It's what you see when you grind up a bunch of POGs and snort them.</html>

Sep 18, 201738 min

Ep 210Episode 210: Altered Beast

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<html>If you say "Altered Beast" backward, the curse will activate. Your head will get bigger as your body gets smaller, until you roll down a hill and disappear.</html>

Sep 11, 201751 min

Ep 209Abject Suffering 209: Dwarf Fortress

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<html>We know this is a good game. We're just overwhelmed.</html>

Sep 4, 201755 min

Ep 208Abject Suffering 208: Sparkster

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<html>We don't have time for the fake golden stuff.</html>

Aug 28, 201739 min

Ep 207Abject Suffering 207: Contradiction: Spot the Liar!

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<html>Have you seen THIS? No, really, have you seen this? Because it's very good.</html>

Aug 21, 201736 min

Ep 206Abject Suffering 206: Rocko's Modern Life: Spunky's Dangerous Day

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<html>We didn't know about the updated Rocko reboot movie when we recorded this, which is eerie.</html>

Aug 14, 201731 min

Ep 205Abject Suffering 205: Hamtaro: Ham Ham Games

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<html>Incredibly cute. Incredibly not for us.</html>

Aug 7, 201738 min

Ep 204Abject Suffering 204: Congo: The Movie - The Secret of Zinj

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<html>An unreleased non-classic keeps rolling on the river while we revisit the topic of Buffo, the strong clown we admire.</html>

Jul 31, 201742 min

Ep 203Abject Suffering 203: Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool

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<html>Let's get our hands dirty, it's the junk food half hour.</html>

Jul 24, 201740 min

Ep 202Abject Suffering 202: Spawn: The Eternal

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<html>A bold vision of an eternal Halloween.</html>

Jul 17, 201739 min

Ep 201Abject Suffering 201: Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus

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<html>This monument stands proud for all those who were lost in the destruction of Spondylus.</html>

Jul 10, 201741 min

Ep 200Abject Suffering 200: Return to the R-Zone Zone

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<html>James Cameron brought out sweet baby boys back to us, but they've changed.</html>

Jul 3, 201748 min

Ep 199Abject Suffering 199: Dirty Harry

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<html>Luck is an artificial construct that anthropomorphizes the chaotic forces that make the choices in your minuscule life not matter.</html>

Jun 26, 201745 min

Ep 198Abject Suffering 198: Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time

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<html>It's been a little while since we got some verified GameFAQs Gold. Enjoy!</html>

Jun 19, 201736 min

Ep 197Abject Suffering 197: Izzy's Quest for the Olympic Rings

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<html>It's the second ever Abject Suffering to require a disclaimer.</html>

Jun 12, 201742 min

Ep 196Abject Suffering 196: Zombitatos the end of the Pc master race

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<html>If you think just the words "Gabe Newell" are a joke, you'll love this episode about the worst thing we've covered.</html>

Jun 5, 201744 min

Ep 195Abject Suffering 195: Mighty Bomb Jack

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<html>Let's attend to the question of Kole's sandwich paradox.</html>

May 29, 201742 min

Ep 194Abject Suffering 194: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

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<html>Don't leave your music on shuffle during sex if the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song is in your library.</html>

May 22, 201744 min

Ep 193Abject Suffering 193: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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<html>The League of Extraordinary Hams has united. Will Alan Rickman, Dennis Hopper, and Tim Curry make it across the country to see Robin Williams with their friendship intact?</html>

May 15, 201745 min

Ep 192Abject Suffering 192: Ghostbusters II

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<html>Bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'</html>

May 8, 201743 min

Ep 191Abject Suffering 191: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance

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<html>From the makers of Gorky17, winner of "Title of the Year" every year since its release.</html>

May 1, 201737 min

Ep 190Abject Suffering 190: Rocket: Robot on Wheels

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<html>Beep beep, I'm a robot on wheels.</html>

Apr 24, 201747 min

Ep 189Abject Suffering 189: Make My Video

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<html>Brayton Cameron joins us for a Teenage Dirtbags crossover!Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.</html>

Apr 17, 201751 min

Ep 188Abject Suffering 188: Smart Ball

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<html>Doesn't seem so smart to me!</html>

Apr 10, 201743 min

Ep 187Abject Suffering 187: Aussie Rules Footy

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<html>We already struggle to talk about sports. Listen in to find out what happens when we have no knowledge of the game or its cultural context!</html>

Apr 3, 201738 min

Ep 186Abject Suffering 186: Family Dog

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<html>Since nobody knows what "Family Dog" is, we address the Shaq flat-earth controversy head on.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfh39S0aTQg" target="_blank">Beetlejuice's Rockin' Graveyard Revue - Universal Studios Hollywood - 1999 - YouTube</a></li></ul></html>

Mar 26, 201747 min

Ep 185Abject Suffering 185: Engineering Jones and the Time Thieves of DSPea!

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<html>The wonderful Jim Crawford joins us to talk about the weirdest advergame that ever was.You should probably at least check this out. It's free. <a href="https://archive.org/details/msdos_ENGJONES_shareware" target="_blank">https://archive.org/details/msdos_ENGJONES_shareware</a>Special Guest: Jim Crawford.</html>

Mar 20, 20171h 7m

Ep 184Abject Suffering 184: Quattro Adventure

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<html>Finally, we get the chance to not talk about four games at once!</html>

Mar 13, 201740 min

Ep 183Abject Suffering 183: Wall Street Kid

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<html>Greed is good, and so is this game... kinda.</html>

Mar 6, 201732 min

Ep 182Abject Suffering 182: Sunday Funday

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<html>This game, also known as Menace Beach, teaches us that even Sunday School teachers can be sexy.</html>

Feb 27, 201743 min

Ep 181Abject Suffering 181: Mad Dog McCree

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<html>Get along there pardner, to listen to us holler 'bout them FMV cowpokes over yonder.</html>

Feb 20, 201739 min

Ep 180Abject Suffering 180: Nightmare Circus

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<html>It came from Brazil!</html>

Feb 13, 201743 min

Ep 179Abject Suffering 179: Goonies II

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<html>Don't get it twisted: We like this game.</html>

Feb 6, 201738 min

Ep 178Abject Suffering 178: Robopon

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<html>When you go to the toilet, make sure it's a toilet.</html>

Jan 30, 201748 min

Ep 177Abject Suffering 177: Joe & Mac

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<html>Cave men AND ninjas? This is conceptually crowded. Please note: the last half hour of this episode is all spoiler-chat for Westworld.</html>

Jan 23, 201757 min

Ep 176Abject Suffering 176: Castlevania 64

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<html>It's a black sheep, ugly duckling, awkward teen. It's Castlevania 64, and we use it to talk about weird sex.</html>

Jan 16, 201747 min

Ep 175Abject Suffering 175: Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle

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<html>Today we revisit the classic Leonard Nimoy documentary: "In Search of... Mascot". Sega, what were you thinking?</html>

Jan 9, 201747 min

Ep 174Abject Suffering 174: Eye of the Beholder

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<html>Stay tuned through the end to learn shocking new facts about Beholders and Alton Brown.</html>

Jan 2, 201739 min

Ep 173Abject Suffering 173: Dungeons & Dragons: Warriors of the Eternal Sun

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<html>Discussion of a bland D&amp;D game for Genesis gives way to talk about sports, then a little bit about politics. Sorry, we're only human!</html>

Dec 26, 201650 min

Ep 172Abject Suffering 172: X-Men: Wolverin'es Rage / Revenge

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<html>A small error and Marvel's lack of originality has lead to another classic Abject Suffering book report mix-em-up!</html>

Dec 19, 201634 min

Ep 171Abject Suffering 171: Cyberia

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<html>My cyber friends, let us avoid the crunchpunks by plugging this filthy jack into the back of our elbows... Here we are: absorbed within the placentaverse of this vegan dopplersphere.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8" target="_blank">peaceful skeleton realm attacked by helicopter - YouTube</a></li></ul></html>

Dec 12, 201654 min

Ep 170Abject Suffering 170: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

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<html>Can gritty presentation save a mediocre third person shooter? We find out what separates the 50 Cents from the rest.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kivtv6wabBk" target="_blank">Postal, Hatred, and Weighing the Worth of Asshole Simulators - YouTube</a></li></ul></html>

Dec 5, 201641 min

Ep 169Abject Suffering 169: Space Ace

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<html>Our most foul game prototype yet springs from a game that falls in the bottom 5% of everything we've ever covered on this show.</html>

Nov 28, 201632 min

Ep 168Abject Suffering 168: Mega Man 3: The Robots Are Revolting

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<html>Hi, I'm Maga Morn and I'm here to beat the Robert Masters.</html>

Nov 21, 201648 min

Ep 167Abject Suffering 167: Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft

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<html>Inside the case, you find an object so cursed that even Strahd would object to its existence. A dim mist descends.... You are now in Ravenloft.</html>

Nov 14, 201639 min

Ep 166Abject Suffering 166: Crazy Frog Racing 2

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<html>Europe was a mistake.</html>

Nov 7, 201642 min

Ep 165Abject Suffering 165: NotGTAV

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<html>Slight discussion of a super British anti-game quickly gives way to an anxious therapy session about the 2016 US election. You've been forewarned!</html>

Oct 31, 201650 min

Ep 164Abject Suffering 164: Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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<html>We recorded this one in case of emergency, since our great godfather died on Columbus Day.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch_(video_game)" target="_blank">Gremlins 2: The New Batch (video game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5D2Il569OE" target="_blank">Gremlins 2 - Nes - The New Batch - Full Playthrough - No Death - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ixJwVG544U" target="_blank">Gremlins 2 DOS - final level - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnl_78LOE4" target="_blank">DOS - Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Motivetime) - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnQWym6k2AU" target="_blank">Gremlins 2 Completed No Miss Game Boy - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM" target="_blank">Key &amp; Peele - "Gremlins 2" Brainstorm - Uncensored - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/656086-gremlins-2-the-new-batch" target="_blank">Gremlins 2: The New Batch Message Board for Amiga - GameFAQs</a> — Look at this gaggle of weirdos.</li></ul></html>

Oct 24, 201649 min

Ep 163Abject Suffering 163: Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

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<html>Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product.Links:<ul><li><a href="https://sensualareola.wordpress.com/2014/06/27/steam-is-a-circus-run-by-charlantans/" target="_blank">GBDNATE FAQ</a> — A rundown of some of the goofier parts of the game's development.</li></ul></html>

Oct 17, 201650 min

Ep 162Abject Suffering 162: Fun 'n' Games

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<html>Prepare for a game that's better than Mario Paint, if your metric for quality is "number of animal sounds available for music composition".Links:<ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Z9zsY7O7w" target="_blank">Fun'n Games (SNES Gameplay) - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_%27n_Games" target="_blank">Fun 'n Games - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></li></ul></html>

Oct 10, 201643 min

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