All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 311Abject Suffering 311: Fighting Masters

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<html>It's tough living in a post-Skingood world.</html>

Aug 19, 201937 min

Ep 310Abject Suffering 310: A.R.E.S.: Extinction Agenda

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<html>A horrifying addition to the pantheon emerges.</html>

Aug 13, 201938 min

Ep 309Abject Suffering 309: Shivers

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<html>A weird mood blooms in a vacuum.</html>

Aug 5, 201948 min

Ep 308Abject Suffering 308: Genital Jousting

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<html>Get okay with penetration!</html>

Jul 29, 201946 min

Ep 307Abject Suffering 307: Disco Bear

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<html>A comedy game, a chance van encounter, and making soup with madmen.</html>

Jul 22, 201954 min

Ep 306Abject Suffering 306: Divekick

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<html>A good game with a terrible aesthetic!</html>

Jul 15, 201938 min

Ep 305Abject Suffering 305: The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

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<html>A very specific prejudice.</html>

Jul 8, 201933 min

Ep 304Abject Suffering 304: Catwoman

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<html>It's not GRRRREEEAATTTT!</html>

Jul 1, 201956 min

Ep 303Abject Suffering 303: Spice World

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<html>I'll tell you what I don't want, what I really really don't want.</html>

Jun 24, 201950 min

Ep 302Abject Suffering 302: Medabots

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<html>It's Pokémon without the charm!</html>

Jun 18, 201940 min

Ep 301Abject Suffering 301: Ghostbusters (NES)

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<html>Gary's favorite game of all time. He will go to the mat to defend this game.</html>

Jun 10, 201956 min

Ep 300Abject Suffering 300: The Quiet Man

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<html>For our tricentennial, we roll out a modern stinker.</html>

Jun 3, 201951 min

Ep 299Abject Suffering 299: Wacky Wheels

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<html>When you want Mario Kart, but your mom says you have Mario Kart at home.</html>

May 27, 201933 min

Ep 298Abject Suffering 298: NightCry

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May 20, 201933 min

Ep 297Abject Suffering 297: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear

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<html>This is actually a fun little tactical shooter for the Game Boy Advance.</html>

May 13, 201930 min

Ep 296Abject Suffering 296: Pryzm: The Dark Unicorn: Chapter 1

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<html>Is it possible for a product title to have hubris?</html>

May 6, 201939 min

Ep 295Abject Suffering 295: Haunt the House: Terrortown

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<html>A haunting at the asset factory!</html>

Apr 29, 201951 min

Ep 294Abject Suffering 294: Global Gladiators

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<html>The saga continues, and we meet a powerful new foe.</html>

Apr 22, 201949 min

Ep 293Abject Suffering 293: M.C. Kids

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<html>This is the most positive you'll see us be about a brand.</html>

Apr 15, 201941 min

Ep 292Abject Suffering 292: Bad Day LA

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<html>More like Crapland.</html>

Apr 8, 201938 min

Ep 291Abject Suffering 291: Ready Player Fuck

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<html>Get ready for an angry episode about a very good game!</html>

Apr 1, 201948 min

Ep 290Abject Suffering 290: Bee Movie Game

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<html>Every time we say the word "bee", the speed of the episode remains the same.</html>

Mar 25, 201936 min

Ep 289Abject Suffering 289: Beyond: Two Souls

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<html>David Cage is back on his bullshit.</html>

Mar 18, 201954 min

Ep 288Abject Suffering 288: Death Duel

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<html>Bringing back some of that Big Robot Magic.</html>

Mar 11, 201940 min

Ep 287Abject Suffering 287: Tyrannosaurus Tex

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<html>A premise so potent it created an Abject Suffering Emergency.</html>

Mar 4, 201953 min

Ep 286Abject Suffering 286: Legend of Legaia

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<html>The beginning of your JRPG is terrible.</html>

Feb 25, 201937 min

Ep 285Abject Suffering 285: My Horse Prince

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<html>There are few experiences as disappointing as figuring out that a game is supposed to be funny.</html>

Feb 18, 201938 min

Ep 284Abject Suffering 284: Street Racquetball

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<html>Solomon joins us to talk about the proto-Miis and candy bars.</html>

Feb 11, 201946 min

Ep 283Abject Suffering 283: Inbred with Rednex

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<html>Welcome to the worst.</html>

Feb 4, 201944 min

Ep 282Abject Suffering 282: Mario is Missing

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<html>Did you know Francisco Franco is most famous for being "stuffy"? MARIOFACTS.</html>

Jan 29, 201929 min

Ep 281Abject Suffering 281: Stretch Panic

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<html>You remember this as a quirky tech demo. In reality, it's a game about pinching boobs.</html>

Jan 22, 201946 min

Ep 280Abject Suffering 280: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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<html>Maximum baffling. Maximum repugnant.</html>

Jan 14, 201946 min

Ep 279Abject Suffering 279: Off-World Interceptor

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<html>The weirdest creative Hail Mary we've ever seen a studio throw.</html>

Jan 7, 201938 min

Ep 278Abject Suffering 278: Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill

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<html>Socks the Cat disappeared after refusing a subpoena from the Starr independent council. He reappeared in Argentina as El Gato Calcetinas.</html>

Jan 1, 201932 min

Ep 277Abject Suffering 277: Willow

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<html>We throw Gary a bone and talk about Willow for a long time. I'm no happier than you are about this.</html>

Dec 24, 201853 min

Ep 276Abject Suffering 276: Gundam Wing: Endless Duel

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<html>It's a classic Abject Suffering showdown! Gary is extremely apathetic toward Gundams, while Kole is mildly apathetic but remembers liking them in the past. Catch the clash!</html>

Dec 17, 201848 min

Ep 275Abject Suffering 275: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

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<html>This episode has kind of a big round number, so we gotta bring out the big guns... including one of our favorite Wikipedia sentences ever.</html>

Dec 11, 201841 min