
Abject Suffering
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Ep 311Abject Suffering 311: Fighting Masters
E<html><p>It's tough living in a post-Skingood world.</p></html>

Ep 310Abject Suffering 310: A.R.E.S.: Extinction Agenda
E<html><p>A horrifying addition to the pantheon emerges.</p></html>

Ep 309Abject Suffering 309: Shivers
E<html><p>A weird mood blooms in a vacuum.</p></html>

Ep 308Abject Suffering 308: Genital Jousting
E<html><p>Get okay with penetration!</p></html>

Ep 307Abject Suffering 307: Disco Bear
E<html><p>A comedy game, a chance van encounter, and making soup with madmen.</p></html>

Ep 306Abject Suffering 306: Divekick
E<html><p>A good game with a terrible aesthetic!</p></html>

Ep 305Abject Suffering 305: The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis
E<html><p>A very specific prejudice.</p></html>

Ep 304Abject Suffering 304: Catwoman
E<html><p>It's not GRRRREEEAATTTT!</p></html>

Ep 303Abject Suffering 303: Spice World
E<html><p>I'll tell you what I don't want, what I really really don't want.</p></html>

Ep 302Abject Suffering 302: Medabots
E<html><p>It's Pokémon without the charm!</p></html>

Ep 301Abject Suffering 301: Ghostbusters (NES)
E<html><p>Gary's favorite game of all time. He will go to the mat to defend this game.</p></html>

Ep 300Abject Suffering 300: The Quiet Man
E<html><p>For our tricentennial, we roll out a modern stinker.</p></html>

Ep 299Abject Suffering 299: Wacky Wheels
E<html><p>When you want Mario Kart, but your mom says you have Mario Kart at home.</p></html>

Ep 298Abject Suffering 298: NightCry
E<html><p>Snip.</p></html>

Ep 297Abject Suffering 297: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear
E<html><p>This is actually a fun little tactical shooter for the Game Boy Advance.</p></html>

Ep 296Abject Suffering 296: Pryzm: The Dark Unicorn: Chapter 1
E<html><p>Is it possible for a product title to have hubris?</p></html>

Ep 295Abject Suffering 295: Haunt the House: Terrortown
E<html><p>A haunting at the asset factory!</p></html>

Ep 294Abject Suffering 294: Global Gladiators
E<html><p>The saga continues, and we meet a powerful new foe.</p></html>

Ep 293Abject Suffering 293: M.C. Kids
E<html><p>This is the most positive you'll see us be about a brand.</p></html>

Ep 292Abject Suffering 292: Bad Day LA
E<html><p>More like Crapland.</p></html>

Ep 291Abject Suffering 291: Ready Player Fuck
E<html><p>Get ready for an angry episode about a very good game!</p></html>

Ep 290Abject Suffering 290: Bee Movie Game
E<html><p>Every time we say the word "bee", the speed of the episode remains the same.</p></html>

Ep 289Abject Suffering 289: Beyond: Two Souls
E<html><p>David Cage is back on his bullshit.</p></html>

Ep 288Abject Suffering 288: Death Duel
E<html><p>Bringing back some of that Big Robot Magic.</p></html>

Ep 287Abject Suffering 287: Tyrannosaurus Tex
E<html><p>A premise so potent it created an Abject Suffering Emergency.</p></html>

Ep 286Abject Suffering 286: Legend of Legaia
E<html><p>The beginning of your JRPG is terrible.</p></html>

Ep 285Abject Suffering 285: My Horse Prince
E<html><p>There are few experiences as disappointing as figuring out that a game is <em>supposed</em> to be funny.</p></html>

Ep 284Abject Suffering 284: Street Racquetball
E<html><p>Solomon joins us to talk about the proto-Miis and candy bars.</p></html>

Ep 283Abject Suffering 283: Inbred with Rednex
E<html><p>Welcome to the worst.</p></html>

Ep 282Abject Suffering 282: Mario is Missing
E<html><p>Did you know Francisco Franco is most famous for being "stuffy"? MARIOFACTS.</p></html>

Ep 281Abject Suffering 281: Stretch Panic
E<html><p>You remember this as a quirky tech demo. In reality, it's a game about pinching boobs.</p></html>

Ep 280Abject Suffering 280: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
E<html><p>Maximum baffling. Maximum repugnant.</p></html>

Ep 279Abject Suffering 279: Off-World Interceptor
E<html><p>The weirdest creative Hail Mary we've ever seen a studio throw.</p></html>

Ep 278Abject Suffering 278: Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill
E<html><p>Socks the Cat disappeared after refusing a subpoena from the Starr independent council. He reappeared in Argentina as El Gato Calcetinas.</p></html>

Ep 277Abject Suffering 277: Willow
E<html><p>We throw Gary a bone and talk about Willow for a long time. I'm no happier than you are about this.</p></html>

Ep 276Abject Suffering 276: Gundam Wing: Endless Duel
E<html><p>It's a classic Abject Suffering showdown! Gary is extremely apathetic toward Gundams, while Kole is mildly apathetic but remembers liking them in the past. Catch the clash!</p></html>

Ep 275Abject Suffering 275: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
E<html><p>This episode has kind of a big round number, so we gotta bring out the big guns... including one of our favorite Wikipedia sentences ever.</p></html>

Ep 274Abject Suffering 274: Chiller
E<html><p>A new contender takes the GameFAQs Gold crown.</p></html>

Ep 273Abject Suffering 273: Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls
E<html><p>Oh No, It's Another Boring 16-bit Fighting Game!</p></html>

Ep 272Abject Suffering 272: Primal Rage
E<html><p>Listen to Kole fail Gary's test at naming a good dino.</p></html>

Ep 271Abject Suffering 271: Angel Adventures
E<html><p>Imported from Norway, it's one of the few iOS games we've covered on the show!</p></html>

Ep 270Abject Suffering 270: Techno Cop
E<html><p>From the people who brought you Perish Hard, Last Blood, and Angry Max.</p><p></p></html>

Ep 269Abject Suffering 269: Sailor Moon: Another Story
E<html><p>This might surprise you, but we think Sailor Moon is cool and good. This game, however, is very very bad.</p></html>

Ep 268Abject Suffering 268: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends
E<html><p>The title is a lie. Rocky and Bullwinkle have no friends.</p></html>

Ep 267Abject Suffering 267: Overblood
E<html><p>It's a very strange, little-known survival horror game. And Kole doesn't like it at all, which is strange.</p></html>

Ep 266Abject Suffering 266: Nintendo World Cup
E<html><p>Action sports with a martial edge, dropping soccer bombs on an endless goal.</p></html>

Ep 265Abject Suffering 265: Sword of Vermilion
E<html><p>Is it green or red!?</p></html>

Ep 264Abject Suffering 264: Our Failing Bodies
E<html><p>An episode of Abject Suffering that's about suffering.</p></html>

Ep 263Abject Suffering 263: Donald Duck: Going Quackers
E<html><p>He's too angry to articulate how angry he is, which just makes him angrier. He is the architect of his own perfect Hell.</p></html>

Ep 262Abject Suffering 262: Dune
E<html><p>An adventure/strategy hybrid game that's less painful than the Gom Jabbar!</p></html>