
Abject Suffering
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Ep 261Abject Suffering 261: Neutopia
E<html><p>Absolutely shameless.</p></html>

Ep 260Abject Suffering 260: Dynasty Warriors 3
E<html><p>A beloved series, and a beloved genre of game which doesn't care about making you want to play it.</p></html>

Ep 259Abject Suffering 259: Rockin' Kats
E<html><p>The delightful comedian Carolyn Main joins us to talk about an NES grappling hook game.</p></html>

Ep 258Abject Suffering 258: Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
E<html><p>This game is actually quite good! As long as you get the DS version.</p></html>

Ep 257Abject Suffering 257: Defender (PS2)
E<html><p>For a while in the 2000s we thought there was enough meat on classic arcade game bones to bear this kind of remake.</p></html>

Ep 256Abject Suffering 256: Under Development
E<html><p>Special thanks to Andrew for taking us back to the Dickieverse, where we learn how MDickie thinks video game development works.</p></html>

Ep 255Abject Suffering 255: Garfield Kart
E<html><p>Come on in, come to the racing game where the fun never begins.</p></html>

Ep 254Abject Suffering 254: FJORDS
E<html><p>A bizarre game that's actually kind of cool, which also uses a nifty technology. Yep, Fjords is where it's at!</p></html>

Ep 253Abject Suffering 253: Beavis and Butthead
E<html><p>Children can be so cruel, and frequently they are.</p></html>

Ep 252Abject Suffering 252: Die Hard Trilogy
E<html><p>A jam-packed three-pack of crap.</p></html>

Ep 251Abject Suffering 251: Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn
E<html><p>You cannot go home again, and you cannot rethink who you've asked to adopt you.</p></html>

Ep 250Abject Suffering 250: Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015
E<html><p>It's a very special 250th episode spectacular that looks at a joke game that's successful both as a game, AND as a joke!</p></html>

Ep 249Abject Suffering 249: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
E<html><p>A game so good you'll walk in on your naked neighbors to get it.</p></html>

Ep 248Abject Suffering 248: i am a tree. you are not. ha ha.
E<html><p>It's an RPG-maker anti-game about a lowly pissworm who just wants a hand.</p></html>

Ep 247Abject Suffering 247: Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back
E<html><p>What could possibly go right?</p></html>

Ep 246Abject Suffering 246: Kid Chameleon
E<html><p>From the Kid Kool collection, we learn about Kole's new son and also contemplate some unsettling interactions.</p></html>

Ep 245Abject Suffering 245: Castles
E<html><p>This is a good game, but it starts off Kole's Castle Quest, so that's neat.</p></html>

Ep 244Abject Suffering 244: Lost Kingdoms
E<html><p>Someone tried to back-door a WOFF episode, so listen to us talk a little bit about this forgotten game from FromSoft's awkward years.</p></html>

Ep 243Abject Suffering 243: Crash Bash
E<html><p>They did the Crash Bash, it was a mediocre smash.</p></html>

Ep 242Abject Suffering 242: Uniracers
E<html><p>Everyone forgets that time that Pixar tried to claim unicycles as their own intellectual property.</p></html>

Ep 241Abject Suffering 241: Heavy Nova
E<html><p>You know the nova is heavy because the mechs can't even stand up.</p></html>

Ep 240Abject Suffering 240: Tag Team Wrestling
E<html><p>We're taking a break on wrestling games for a while, so listen in to hear about Gary's Gabriel Knight vacation to New Orleans!</p></html>

Ep 239Abject Suffering 239: Dragon Lore: The Legend Begins
E<html><p>Do yourself a favor and at least watch the intro to this game. Holy cow, those walk cycles.</p></html>

Ep 238Abject Suffering 238: No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
E<html><p>This week we play a fun game whose title is both a truth and a dare.</p></html>

Ep 237Abject Suffering 237: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
E<html><p>Discussion of the GameBoy version of T2 turns to time travel and weird chess.</p></html>

Ep 236Abject Suffering 236: Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt
E<html><p>A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do, but we really wish they wouldn't.</p></html>

Ep 235Abject Suffering 235: Sleepwalker
E<html><p>A title that follows in the august footsteps of Inspector Gadget.</p></html>

Ep 234Abject Suffering 234: Sword of Sodan
E<html><p>The most Psygnosis-looking non-Psygnosis game is virtually unplayable. Seriously, look up a video of this game.</p></html>

Ep 233Abject Suffering 233: Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti
E<html><p>It's a spooky and funny, fun and fast platformer from a series that is notably bad.</p></html>

Ep 232Abject Suffering 232: Bloody Roar
E<html><p>Brayton Cameron returns to school us on Bloody Roar and usher in the new age of Chili Horse.</p><p>Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.</p></html>

Ep 231Abject Suffering 231: The Senpai
E<html><p>This anti-game is gold, Jerry! Gold! <a href="http://pntgrm.com" target="_blank">Seriously, go play it right away.</a> We'll wait.</p></html>

Ep 230Abject Suffering 230: X-Men: Destiny
E<html><p>Syrg joins us to talk about the infamously bad Silicon Knights game "X-Men: Destiny". We are not taking offers for debates at this time.</p></html>

Ep 229Abject Suffering 229: Hook
E<html><p>Peter Pan's all grown up, and it's kind of depressing.</p></html>

Ep 228Abject Suffering 228: Lost: Via Domus
E<html><p>It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.</p></html>

Ep 227Abject Suffering 227: Irritating Stick
E<html><p>Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.</p></html>

Ep 226Abject Suffering 226: Shadow the Hedgehog
E<html><p>We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a <em>doozy</em>.</p></html>

Ep 225Abject Suffering 225: Phantastmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh
E<html><p>Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.</p></html>

Ep 224Abject Suffering 224: Fox Hunt
E<html><p>We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.</p></html>

Ep 223Abject Suffering 223: Tiny Toons Adventures: Babs' Big Break
E<html><p>Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.</p></html>

Ep 222Abject Suffering 222: Dr. Franken II
E<html><p>This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.</p></html>

Ep 221Abject Suffering 221: The Ripping Friends
E<html><p>John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a <em>terrible</em> game.</p></html>

Ep 220Abject Suffering 220: HORSE COP GAMES
E<html><p>With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.</p></html>

Ep 219Abject Suffering 219: Madballs in... Babo: Invasion
E<html><p>Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!</p></html>

Ep 218Abject Suffering 218: Wetrix
E<html><p>Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.</p></html>

Ep 217Abject Suffering 217: American Truck Simulator
E<html><p>10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks</p></html>

Ep 216Abject Suffering 216: Lawnmower Man
E<html><p>Looks like we found another classic Abject Suffering redemption.</p></html>

Ep 215Abject Suffering 215: Jersey Devil
E<html><p>Featuring the soundtrack of Final Fantasy Tactics.</p></html>

Ep 214Abject Suffering 214: Vinnie's Tomb
E<html><p>It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.</p></html>

Ep 213Abject Suffering 213: Mister Mosquito
E<html><p>This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.</p></html>

Ep 212Abject Suffering 212: Store Manager: Cellular Edition
E<html><p>A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.</p></html>