All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 261Abject Suffering 261: Neutopia

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<html>Absolutely shameless.</html>

Sep 3, 201847 min

Ep 260Abject Suffering 260: Dynasty Warriors 3

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<html>A beloved series, and a beloved genre of game which doesn't care about making you want to play it.</html>

Aug 27, 201849 min

Ep 259Abject Suffering 259: Rockin' Kats

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<html>The delightful comedian Carolyn Main joins us to talk about an NES grappling hook game.</html>

Aug 20, 201853 min

Ep 258Abject Suffering 258: Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

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<html>This game is actually quite good! As long as you get the DS version.</html>

Aug 14, 201846 min

Ep 257Abject Suffering 257: Defender (PS2)

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<html>For a while in the 2000s we thought there was enough meat on classic arcade game bones to bear this kind of remake.</html>

Aug 6, 201847 min

Ep 256Abject Suffering 256: Under Development

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<html>Special thanks to Andrew for taking us back to the Dickieverse, where we learn how MDickie thinks video game development works.</html>

Jul 30, 201858 min

Ep 255Abject Suffering 255: Garfield Kart

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<html>Come on in, come to the racing game where the fun never begins.</html>

Jul 23, 201841 min

Ep 254Abject Suffering 254: FJORDS

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<html>A bizarre game that's actually kind of cool, which also uses a nifty technology. Yep, Fjords is where it's at!</html>

Jul 16, 201834 min

Ep 253Abject Suffering 253: Beavis and Butthead

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<html>Children can be so cruel, and frequently they are.</html>

Jul 9, 201852 min

Ep 252Abject Suffering 252: Die Hard Trilogy

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<html>A jam-packed three-pack of crap.</html>

Jul 2, 201847 min

Ep 251Abject Suffering 251: Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn

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<html>You cannot go home again, and you cannot rethink who you've asked to adopt you.</html>

Jun 25, 201853 min

Ep 250Abject Suffering 250: Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

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<html>It's a very special 250th episode spectacular that looks at a joke game that's successful both as a game, AND as a joke!</html>

Jun 18, 201858 min

Ep 249Abject Suffering 249: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

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<html>A game so good you'll walk in on your naked neighbors to get it.</html>

Jun 11, 20181h 1m

Ep 248Abject Suffering 248: i am a tree. you are not. ha ha.

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<html>It's an RPG-maker anti-game about a lowly pissworm who just wants a hand.</html>

Jun 4, 201845 min

Ep 247Abject Suffering 247: Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back

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<html>What could possibly go right?</html>

May 28, 201845 min

Ep 246Abject Suffering 246: Kid Chameleon

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<html>From the Kid Kool collection, we learn about Kole's new son and also contemplate some unsettling interactions.</html>

May 21, 201853 min

Ep 245Abject Suffering 245: Castles

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<html>This is a good game, but it starts off Kole's Castle Quest, so that's neat.</html>

May 15, 201843 min

Ep 244Abject Suffering 244: Lost Kingdoms

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<html>Someone tried to back-door a WOFF episode, so listen to us talk a little bit about this forgotten game from FromSoft's awkward years.</html>

May 7, 201854 min

Ep 243Abject Suffering 243: Crash Bash

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<html>They did the Crash Bash, it was a mediocre smash.</html>

Apr 30, 201850 min

Ep 242Abject Suffering 242: Uniracers

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<html>Everyone forgets that time that Pixar tried to claim unicycles as their own intellectual property.</html>

Apr 23, 201857 min

Ep 241Abject Suffering 241: Heavy Nova

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<html>You know the nova is heavy because the mechs can't even stand up.</html>

Apr 16, 201845 min

Ep 240Abject Suffering 240: Tag Team Wrestling

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<html>We're taking a break on wrestling games for a while, so listen in to hear about Gary's Gabriel Knight vacation to New Orleans!</html>

Apr 10, 20181h 6m

Ep 239Abject Suffering 239: Dragon Lore: The Legend Begins

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<html>Do yourself a favor and at least watch the intro to this game. Holy cow, those walk cycles.</html>

Apr 2, 201848 min

Ep 238Abject Suffering 238: No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!

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<html>This week we play a fun game whose title is both a truth and a dare.</html>

Mar 26, 201835 min

Ep 237Abject Suffering 237: Terminator 2: Judgement Day

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<html>Discussion of the GameBoy version of T2 turns to time travel and weird chess.</html>

Mar 19, 201849 min

Ep 236Abject Suffering 236: Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt

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<html>A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do, but we really wish they wouldn't.</html>

Mar 12, 201846 min

Ep 235Abject Suffering 235: Sleepwalker

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<html>A title that follows in the august footsteps of Inspector Gadget.</html>

Mar 5, 201853 min

Ep 234Abject Suffering 234: Sword of Sodan

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<html>The most Psygnosis-looking non-Psygnosis game is virtually unplayable. Seriously, look up a video of this game.</html>

Feb 26, 201837 min

Ep 233Abject Suffering 233: Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti

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<html>It's a spooky and funny, fun and fast platformer from a series that is notably bad.</html>

Feb 19, 201840 min

Ep 232Abject Suffering 232: Bloody Roar

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<html>Brayton Cameron returns to school us on Bloody Roar and usher in the new age of Chili Horse.Special Guest: Brayton Cameron.</html>

Feb 12, 201857 min

Ep 231Abject Suffering 231: The Senpai

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<html>This anti-game is gold, Jerry! Gold! <a href="http://pntgrm.com" target="_blank">Seriously, go play it right away.</a> We'll wait.</html>

Feb 5, 201844 min

Ep 230Abject Suffering 230: X-Men: Destiny

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<html>Syrg joins us to talk about the infamously bad Silicon Knights game "X-Men: Destiny". We are not taking offers for debates at this time.</html>

Jan 29, 201855 min

Ep 229Abject Suffering 229: Hook

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<html>Peter Pan's all grown up, and it's kind of depressing.</html>

Jan 22, 201841 min

Ep 228Abject Suffering 228: Lost: Via Domus

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<html>It's a game about the popular show that is no longer popular, and which we have never seen.</html>

Jan 15, 201848 min

Ep 227Abject Suffering 227: Irritating Stick

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<html>Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.</html>

Jan 8, 201837 min

Ep 226Abject Suffering 226: Shadow the Hedgehog

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<html>We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.</html>

Jan 1, 201844 min

Ep 225Abject Suffering 225: Phantastmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh

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<html>Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.</html>

Dec 26, 201743 min

Ep 224Abject Suffering 224: Fox Hunt

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<html>We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.</html>

Dec 18, 201739 min

Ep 223Abject Suffering 223: Tiny Toons Adventures: Babs' Big Break

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<html>Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.</html>

Dec 11, 201740 min

Ep 222Abject Suffering 222: Dr. Franken II

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<html>This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.</html>

Dec 4, 201741 min

Ep 221Abject Suffering 221: The Ripping Friends

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<html>John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.</html>

Nov 27, 201740 min

Ep 220Abject Suffering 220: HORSE COP GAMES

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<html>With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.</html>

Nov 20, 201742 min

Ep 219Abject Suffering 219: Madballs in... Babo: Invasion

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<html>Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!</html>

Nov 13, 201736 min

Ep 218Abject Suffering 218: Wetrix

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<html>Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.</html>

Nov 6, 201741 min

Ep 217Abject Suffering 217: American Truck Simulator

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<html>10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks</html>

Oct 30, 201755 min

Ep 216Abject Suffering 216: Lawnmower Man

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<html>Looks like we found another classic Abject Suffering redemption.</html>

Oct 23, 201741 min

Ep 215Abject Suffering 215: Jersey Devil

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<html>Featuring the soundtrack of Final Fantasy Tactics.</html>

Oct 16, 201753 min

Ep 214Abject Suffering 214: Vinnie's Tomb

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<html>It's an upsetting and nauseating trip to the past to try to assemble the pieces of the life of a man who died long ago.</html>

Oct 9, 201751 min

Ep 213Abject Suffering 213: Mister Mosquito

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<html>This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.</html>

Oct 2, 201743 min

Ep 212Abject Suffering 212: Store Manager: Cellular Edition

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<html>A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.</html>

Sep 25, 201736 min