Top Flight Time Machine

Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr’s welfare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitch clash… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.