Top Flight Time Machine

Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about Barry Grant… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and Fergie gets right inside Rafa’s heid…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family WhatsApp group…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scratchcard John. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Saturday Super Six app with code 1PY8SY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.