Top Flight Time Machine

Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.