Top Flight Time Machine

Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Playing on concrete and metal, Harry Kane’s gender reveal party, renewing wedding vows, vasectomy reversal influencing, and Bielsa’s games room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big-spleened fish men, the toe claw, watermelon chest-chopping, hands-free table tennis and a hotel car. (Rec 18/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get nasty during Melchester’s Scottish friendly, but Roy lightens the mood with an amazing revelation. (Rec: 27/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from a photoshoot… clowns, barnacles, freckles, radio presenter archery boasts, and a key in the skull. (Rec: 12/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The start of our deep dive into Ripley’s Believe It Or Not 2020 - sorry but it’s no football and almost all animals. (Rec: 04/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lampards senior and junior, the roofers derby, more food hiding, a pumpkin war, and the Electric Mouse returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.