Top Flight Time Machine

Serial killers, lonely kids, the future of the 2p, Paul Heaton, stage-licking, a theft accusation, hiding food, and the reboil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More drama in Rovers’ pointless post-relegation end-of-season match in Scotland against Weston Villa. (Rec: 19/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1990s sarnies, kids spending pity-time with their parents, becoming a lord for £20, more accidental noncing, and a record is broken by some racists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new favourite player name, predictions galore, fit and proper Mike Ashley, Bielsa’s plans, and Jake Humphreys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a distillery, his best mate gets clingy, and we hear about the greatest work experience kid ever. (Rec: 11/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Radio 1 DJs were crying on the inside? Plus a bush-based rite of passage, coining psychologists, an amazing shower curtain and dirty football managers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid vaccine side-effects, laxative plans, getting sacked, our future as travel experts, and the Spurs documentary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fleabagging of football, vampire TV licence inspectors, and the Logans cause a stir during Rovers’ Scottish trip. (Rec: 05/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elon Musk puts a chip in Messi’s brain, Roger Taylor dispenses some more advice, and we dissect the Harry Maguire case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vaccine chat, Sam goes full Icke, holiday megawasps, blunt interviewing, Jung’s violence, and alpacas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relegation misery is forgotten as Rovers head for Scotland and prepare to become TV stars. (Rec: 28/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s weekend away, Dot Cotton’s disloyalty, circus skills, and cheap dining tips from Roger Taylor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What women want, the best photo ever, 50 Cent in Sunderland, and Roger Taylor’s pamphlets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Planing’ the magazine world, doing odd jobs for Rod Stewart, end-of-season celebrations, some talc, and an exciting new project for Roy. (Rec: 20/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctor’s notes, trivialising Abba, Covid coining, axe-throwing, and a robin with a message. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Biddy Baxter is enraged by some Jocky Wilson massage footage, our dream festival line-up, a power play on the swings, a £1 school gun, and house party sleeping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rovers fans gather outside Roy’s house before he takes the chopper to the big relegation match. Plus there’s a mystery sub and the joy of self-commentating. (Rec: 14/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dating advice, wood acquisition, and Glen A Larson gets annoyed about Michael Knight’s twin’s face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Van-manning, paint disposal, a fireworks cabinet, losing some metal, Lance Armstrong, and the hammock life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A close look at Peter Bowles… oh, and Roy invents gaslighting, donates his old telly to Rovers and faces an unlikely relegation-dodging task. (Rec: 07/11/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.