Top Flight Time Machine

Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitch clash… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam looks forward to a birthday party and remembers upsetting Amanda Holden. We also get some cashpoint safety tips. (Apologies for the sound issues) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look about outdoors, bins, Sir John God’s wrath, riddles, and war animals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s first OB, Tears For Fears, some Lamparding, prosthetics, and the end of civilisation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheese, Delaney letters to West Ham, part two of Space Robbers, some more cosmos stuff, and an Apple naming crisis… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tactics, predictions, and our recent brush with the upper classes - almost 100% football content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom & Jerry, Stubby the war dog, more Blue Peter revelations and a first-hand encounter with Wojtek. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Freelancing versus the foundry, a showbiz party, a fat black cat update and a local busybody website. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s hygienist tries to entice him, we celebrate John Noakes, hear more from the cosmos and start a choose-your-own-adventure…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Backstage at our latest live show, a mailbag delve, the cosmos, some riddles, and Scotland’s best bear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Backstage at our live show, we talk about our pre-show rituals, and hear about The God Diet and self-hating Londoners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A feline encounter goes weird, why we should all have more tea, and some football predictions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some listener Lamparding, football haters, crabbing horror, rig servicing, non-books, and a struggle with a riddle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sticking with dull books, studio construction, and dubious street transactions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A shorter than usual episode with predictions, a non-dead man, and Sam’s musings on his week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ongoing personal highs and lows, some fine riddle work and a bit of actual football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.