Top Flight Time Machine

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and Fergie gets right inside Rafa’s heid…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family WhatsApp group…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scratchcard John. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Saturday Super Six app with code 1PY8SY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam brings us tales of coining and car booting on the Isle of Wight, and we discuss Geoff Capes' budgie-breeding motivations... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The strongest man of all time addresses members of the World Economic Forum. Plus widows’ rigs, crematorium bike lessons and gang rejection. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alan Pardew, celebrity coins, Steve Bruce and a bit of Sid James. Oh, and an exclusive interview with Sam’s son Len. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the new Cats and Top Gun film trailers.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve with some fresh Senor Dis ‘n Dat, a toothpaste deep dive, a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ and our plans for the Potato Awards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Incredible sport, the refuelling habits of druids, England’s Earth Tournament final opponents are revealed, and there’s a magnificent Lewis Collins story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Pigface rings Broadmoor, we learn more about Big Galaxy’s hit TV show ‘Warrior’, there’s some John Timbrell info, and even some football talk… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve including some Dis ‘n’ Dat tales, the nature of hotels and the notion of trust, holiday pets, summer fairs, and lots more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Updates from England’s semi-final group activities in Earth Tournament and lots of revelations about camp life. Plus… shredding and fire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Updates from Earth Tournament, Lampard arrives at Chelsea, and why football transfer news stinks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find out what we’ve been up to at schools this weekend, what’s happening to the elephants’ tusks, and why we hate Holland & Barrett…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam's Kylie anecdote was too long to fit into the Monday episode so here it is on its own... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An episode dominated by England v Argentina at Earth Tournament and Kylie at Glastonbury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An update from Earth Tournament as well as the bird and squirrel scene. Also, we discuss which is more toxic - Archie Buchanan or Instagram? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh mailbag action – some Dis ‘n’ Dat, some lies, and plans for a van… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Earth Tournament update and some incredible off-the-pitch revelations, a swimming lesson story, and a citizen’s arrest… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.