Top Flight Time Machine

We talk about actual football, look forward to Bielsa v Lampard 2, and meet history’s original stray man… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We launch the TFTM VIP Experience Day, remember shooting guns, and hear about a bad digger… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An interview with a groundsman goes wrong, a summer hole is dug, and we meet Sir John YouTube…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Google Baby, a non-kidnapping kidnapper, the truth about blobs, Sam’s Viagra journalism and more from the mailbag… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How the 1980 Iranian embassy siege was ended by extreme predicting, Bielsa v Terry, and Manference 2022 is launched. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reaction to Keane v Neville, the PFA PL team assessed, and some dubious parenting admissions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another delve into the mailbag including a rejected tattoo, an update from the king of Chinatown, an attack from a stray woman, and NHS Dave… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A plan to visit the Isle of Wight and invade Sealand, Gary Neville simmers to the point of boiling and the truth about the Windows 95 bin… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teenage boozing, playground memories, speed-predicting, a boxing confession and a last-gasp dog death escape…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A clown on a roof, looking around in a pub in the olden days, William Shatner humps a mountain, a confession about The Bill, and Sam vs golf… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And can ghosts upload videos of racism on to social media? Also, more Timbrell court action, Sam vs Geoff Shreeves and a rant about facts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets offered a job on the official Isis magazine, the tyre man comes round, and we herald the return of self-defending courtroom king John Timbrell. Oh, and a hole lid... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A farm offer, a stray man’s robot encounter, Strike It Lucky on Ecstasy, and a homemade cannon…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predicting, vasectomies, abominable male behaviour and the dark truth about morris dancers… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another round-up from the TFTM mailbag, including a Disney ambulance, hole exploration, the Brazilan animal lottery and Roy Keane in a maze… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dog ham, parenting hell, smell blindness, and Sam comes out as a homosexual as the build-up to his birthday week begins… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fridge magnets, ghost stewards, the benefits of war, and a magnificent stray woman tale… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Illicit underage booze buying, a winding revival, ball injuries, a stray beach man and that… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fond recollections of a mugging, a short-lived stray man and why you shouldn’t interfere with Sunderland nature… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some looking back AND ahead, assorted dog-related stuff, and an ill-fated press trip up a mountain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An emergency episode as Sam had some stuff he needed to share - a receptionist run-in, a school dog story and a superb sex fail/stray man saga... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s summer camp fighting memories, the launch of our podcast training course, Patrice Evra’s spunky outburst, and… space herpes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The royal penalty shoot-out decider, Wacky Races, magnets, Newton’s Blouson, ghostly hit and run and more Archie Buchanan tales… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Service station ruminations, karaoke etiquette, Harris or Gallen, and saying yes to stuff you’re too embarrassed to say no to… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We learn more about our random fixture generator, ResultsBot has a filings-fuelled tantrum, we hear about a road race with a German legend and why Bill Clinton always gets the plane seat he wants… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A clash of two showbiz heavyweights (and their wingmen), as well as some ingenious shoplifting and relief for the Old Trafford WAGs… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A four-decade lie, driving alone for relaxation, the tranquiliser day experience, NASA cheese, and why you can’t burn a ghost… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not an apocalypse special, but lots of haunting advice, some stuff about wake buffets, a stray interloper, and the weekend’s football predictions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve, including a 32-year-old stray man pretending to be a schoolboy, a confession of a theft from God and a hugely traumatic sex fail… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jason Cundy on period dramas, Sir John Meals, Sam’s brief steroid addiction, pre-Brexit Asda dystopia, and we urge John Inverdale to speak out against knife crime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s prediction downfall veers into view, we foresee a West Ham stand-unveiling ambush, plus some mailbag delving… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another mailbag delve - hoovered quad bikes, ‘hot-boxing’, distillery tours, a new deep dive candidate, a 747 loop-the-loop and some Thomas Gravesen majesticness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Oscars, Lysette Anthony, Cockneys, North Korea, Graeme Souness’ latest masterclass, Puel’s coin-drop future and nothing about Kepa… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam v Avis Spain, and some match predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mailbag time - a shoeless stray man sex fail, some cricketing lies, a senseless Koi Carp attack, a vetting stick, and we make plans to visit the Boat Show… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hiding a dog childbirth situation in your bedroom, Sam’s brother goes part-stray, and we ask if ResultsBot has a gender. Oh, and a TFTM badge update… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We plan to take over BBC’s ‘This Week, Frank Lampard heads for Brighton, and we dissect Pele’s bullshit goal… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dip our snouts into the correspondence trough again - includes stray men, teenage nicking, fresh bull, dad lies and a renewed attack on the character of Frank Lampard… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We pitch a underground disaster movie to David Lynch, look into river-on-river violence, and explore Frank Lampard's bid for automatic promotion based on good manners... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some ants, we pitch a Radio 4 comedy, ResultsBot gets up to no good on his own, teenage shoplifting and the heat is on for one unlucky kid… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A delve into the mailbag reveals unsavoury iPod control, a shark-based TV pitch, a stray man who doesn’t stray too far, possibly the best day off school EVER, and loads more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We launch the Iron Filings Society, Sam gets up on a table, we hear an adoption lie story and there’s a horrifying cat story (which might upset some of you)…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can newborn babies see? Can a cat talk? Can dogs work in benefits offices? Is predicting like heavyweight boxing? Can you coax a tapeworm out with fruit? And some football stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A round-up of your contributions - limb removal, a trouser-removing cricket injury, beating up Paul Weller's bodyguards and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some off-the-peg banter, plans to mess someone right up using only an iPad and a drone, plus ResultsBot flies off the handle and a man apologises to a tree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A round-up of some of the best contributions from our magnificent listeners. Bullshits, sexual fails, hero fantasies, waking up in strange places and stray men. Oh, and a psychic who used to be an Egyptian queen... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tragic real-life tree man, Gabriel Higuain let loose in Argos, and the amazing story of the British family running amok in New Zealand... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More this and that, including Mr Tickle’s penis, the Top Cat lifestyle, and a bit of football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some customer feedback, the joys of a random number generator and we tell you the correct opinions to have about Bielsa's spying campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Huge TFTM monetisation plans, a Japanese restaurant update, and our sincere attempt to be better men in the modern world. And some football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.