Top Flight Time Machine

Escaped cows, bush journalism, hotel fire alarms, a godfather gift and more. (NB: We both agreed that this was a lovely episode) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pies, cream teas, Morecambe & Wise, an exploding head, painting, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some pomp, Elton John’s sex logistics, and Roy plans a move to London. (Rec: 31/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dressing room celebrations, smelting racist statues, monkey mayhem, and being policed by our children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hidden laptop, a burning boat, shell theft, the threat of jail, and a dramatic predicting climax. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With hordes of Rovers fans locked outside the ground, Roy gives some friendly advice to opposing captain Don Jeavons and plans retirement in the Lake District. (Rec: 24/10/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Driving a 60s Jag with a train robber, sound issues, Souness and Wilkins in Italy, and Bielsa in the Premier League. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Xerox saga reaches a conclusion and we hatch some new plans involving gold and Victorian grave-plundering. Plus shape-throwing and Toy Day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The terror of serious illness, a new throw-in podcast, a crooked ref, a nice meal out for the Race family & dressing room hi-jinks. (Recorded 19/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag update, some advice for Johnny Depp, songbird consumption cosmos stuff, and our new woodland campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thermos flasks, Facebook birth wrongness, a shock Leniverse appointment and some predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some exhausting shooting practice followed by a surprise spectator at Melchester v Zalmo in the European Cup… (Recorded 10/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dishing out insults, predicting tactics, Chip Sunday, a Victorian graveyard, and Ennio Morricone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lockdown houseguest, some stunning Leniverse news, a barefoot street chase, and Russian toes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.