Top Flight Time Machine

Roy covets Blackie Gray’s wife and considers widowship while enjoying The Dukes of Hazzard and burning his clothes. (Recorded 02/10/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New words to Liverpool from the rappers, leaving a speech in the pub (but not the pub that Pele is in), seagulls eating other animals, and crow grudges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kenny Dalglish’s phone, a TFTM drummer, hammocks, penguins, and sleeping over a rope.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy wears himself out while trying to crush Rotherton and almost dies from sadness, but not before inspiring the rest of the Melchester team. (Recorded 26/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Photocopier torment, ResultsBot’s COVID nightmare, a Premier League look back and a vaccine theory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mad dads, a softball/golfer altercation, postman tales, and some buried money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a shave and gets out on the pitch to try and get over Penny, with his players all talking behind his back. (Recorded 19/09/2019) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was going to be a Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode but we got sidetracked. Includes self-immolation, Raoul Moat, One Direction and the dark net. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insomnia, a night accident, drunk injuries, lung capacity, massive cosmos stuff, and the predictions are back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Liga, Geoffrey Chichester, Morrissey, telly tips, and wart removal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Penny storms off to her mother's and Roy enjoys being home alone. For a while... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our interview with the writer whose credits include Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Manageress, Spender and a host of official World Cup films. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Banning fans from football, ice cream queuing and the cosmos, and a couple of new games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family Zoom quizzes, documentaries, framing a newspaper cutting, Hoddle & Waddle’s flop follow-up, and private detectives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy holds a successful snowbound Sunday training session, but trouble is brewing at home. And where is Ernie Gosden in 2019? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Court self-defending, Don Arden, cat prosecco, crow tactics and supplementing an educational income. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the road… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the Queen shuts down Sky Sports… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr’s welfare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.