Top Flight Time Machine

A major pod player raises his game, Grylls grills, a hero’s birthday, beach war, ice cream families, and a puppy incident.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Existential ageing crisis, Henry Cooper, coach chat, Roy goes back to Melchester, murder roleplay, and the big showdown.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Moult connection, survival TV, being stung, a sick bay pal, puddle humiliation, and a Canadian gets no reward. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A celebrity Pancho link, personal deep dives, a flatulent cat, and the end of Neighbours. (Rec: 9/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of the King's coronation, we visit our local respective Asda car parks to take the temperature of the nation, like we did when his mum died.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Free gravy, Liverpool news, a rude eye injury, a royal song, and some Big Sam love.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy’s ongoing problems, Russian cultural exchange, Fonz management, a zoo trip, and a celebrity lodger. (Rec: 11/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big advert, bloated Match of the Day, the softening of the Premier League, Jimmy chin, and not much Kick Start. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A suit refund query, matrimonial dilemmas, hot beef sandwiches, and being told what to do. (Rec: 9/8/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Party pick-up attire and violence scenarios, fresh Lineker sightings, a wide local search, and a new friend.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soil distribution, old films, a Nando’s trip, and a Jerry Springer tribute.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Readers’ polls, attic access denial, group names, the no-pun zone, a massacre, and problems for Melchester. (Rec: 28/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sweary parenting, the course and running order assessed, a cocky Belgian, and sympathetic editing. (Rec: 27/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bell invents the phone by mistake and enrages his mate, Nile and Bernard become mates, and Bowie’s alternative song. (Rec: 26/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A health update, TFTM fan fiction, upcoming episode plans, and some telly recommendations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An incredible chart, picking a hard man record, Fatboy Slim gets creepy, and high concept movies. (Rec: 24/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s covid ordeal, midnight snacks, and yacht rock songwriting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An error, getting told off, an awful dog story, petrol station nutmeg, and Penny smuggles herself in, and 1980s match nanas. (Rec: 21/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heatwave analysis, the greatest wheelie ever, kerb talk, and the cream of the cream. (Rec: 20/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s blood everywhere, Charlie blinks slowly, Mick has a bit of dinner, avoids an attack, and raps in two different accents. (Rec: 19/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show planning, French aristocrats, a Cannes plan, a Grease review, and a new person of interest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy Jackson returns, Roy’s stress continues, Penny gets a Roy at the barbers, the FA Cup Final is ruined, and Action Force chat. (Rec: 14/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing motorbikes, the gentle presenting styles, running with nature, Keith Lemon, and Peter Purves’ clipboard. (Rec: 13/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The might of the unions, new Adam Curtis stuff, Mrs Mao Tse Tung, and Keith watches Mick bust some moves. (Rec: 12/7/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look at Pulse and Cocktails, another adventure in journalism from Sam, and arguably Bulgaria’s hardest man.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Easily the worst chart the random pop blob has given us to look at. (Rec: 10/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wrestlers at an agreement, drug pens, Easter tea frenzy, and a health update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A grey-haired kid, thinly-sliced meat wigs, a massive petition, speed training, a press-up challenge, and changing punching attitudes. (Rec: 7/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Subway stairs and slopes, a massive roundabout, Peter Purves, Steve Wright, and a log-based alpha stand-off. (Rec: 6/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Contrarianism, a non-woke festival, buying Sharona’s car, and we take the temperature of the Rolling Stones song in 1983. (Rec: 5/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Illness, old films, leisure centre weirdness, April fool stuff, and Shakin Stevens.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise Stonehenge, viewing fines, a huge pillar, hotel scratching, and being around other families.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Curbs assessment, a sports centre visit, a funeral plan, and Roy looks back at an early job. (Rec: 30/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The imp gets ready to claim the baby but invents rapping instead, various endings, and a much-missed cassette. (Rec: 29/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fizzy water, carbon footprints, a cash apology, Elvis turns French and eats some sandwiches in a hangar. (Rec: 28/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A surgical orangutang, getting names of things wrong, and remembering the Interceptor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A generational disagreement, a midweek car boot, some disgusting breaking news, hatred of Bros, and some more Sam Fox. (Rec: 26/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ear health, niche French market food, riots, the Tories, and a current snack favourite.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets bullied and called an unkind name, we ponder our deaths, Roy is distracted, and we learn about Harvey Rawson’s rocking horse. (Rec: 23/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into an incredible story, lookalikes, alternate names, a house in the woods, and sentient computers. (Rec: 22/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crustless bread, Jimmy Nail, voiceover conflict, ass pumps, and a bacon calculation. (Rec: 21/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An anniversary episode, writing to The Internet, time hate, a long-held belief is shattered, and waiting for Covid.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snoop, curry house exotic dancing, a poker kicking, a neutering, and open drug use.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A nice tidy boy, paying for stuff, ghost applause, the inverted comma scene, and a Pigface ambush. (Rec: 16/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our clean hero hits the gym, Charles Hawtrey and his mother, teenage style errors, Gonch owns the dancefloor, and Dogtanian. (Rec: 15/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ice cream money storage, bulk buying, desk sweets, a lying work hardman, and crisp flavours. (Rec: 14/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special guest, two Alans, a mature online radio show, 3am dog woes, and more Lineker stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teen holiday beer acquisition, running away, a chart countdown, dancing assessment, and some sexy lady content. (Rec: 12/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our roles as philosophers, dream dinner parties, drunk telly, a street party kick-off, famous suitors, and the state of the nation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rocket jumper, a one-man team, Sam Barlow is lectured, we track down a correspondent, a banter fail, and Roy flogs more tat. (Rec: 9/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.