Top Flight Time Machine

An apology, crossbows, big eggs, new baby mayhem, and Rod’s dad. (Rec: 8/2//23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Respecting rabies, chilling dystopias, a sponsored cat, a horror circus, and selling fish to the rich. (Rec: 7/2//23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A deep dive into Noel Edmonds’ latest antics in and around his New Zealand compound.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

American catchphrases, posh fireworks, collaborating with Lineker, Pickleball, and a rat-killing mayor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milkmen’s greasy spoon, scrambled eggs, Norman’s thigh tape, the ‘seven-on-two’, a prophecy error, BMX stuff, and murder admission. (Rec: 2/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting on telly as kids, Australia flights, dwelling on the bad stuff, keeping secrets, Salford showbiz buffet, and attacking the Queen Mum. (Rec: 1/2/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Implausibility, a delivery miracle, a dog bite film, continental armpit warnings, and Jon Pertwee’s rate card. (Rec: 31/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors. (This time with the correct audio!)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are chocolates sweets? Also, a video farewell, firework-swallowing, jigsaw-poisoning, local sweets, and snus.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding diamonds, an outrageous canine guest, a friend of the pod, book shop negotiation, and some music stuff. (Rec: 29/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Forest chat, fictional football careers, hard man Vic, more names on hoardings, and a new comic is launched. (Rec: 26/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Evil sleepers, Carol Vorderman’s love life, hypocrisy, big-chinned celebs, LazyTown, and Rod’s domestic life. (Rec: 25/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heart location, moving to Portugal, old photos, mess definition, and travelling not holidaying. (Rec: 24/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New York plans, saying embarrassing stuff, USA culture, and the Battenberg cake.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stock, Aitken & Waterman, a canine guest, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 22/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Self-abuse motivations, Blue Peter team pic, bear lasagne thief, the Rooneys, and pet surgery news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father/son FIFA grief, Roy says a strange thing in his action jacket before licencing his reflective system and getting drunk, and Rob gets bullied. (Rec: 19/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Refusing This Is Your Life, Bill Oddie quizzes with Sam, Eamonn Andrews gets fighty, Emu and Orville are held hostage, and Cheggers gets attacked. (Rec: 18/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rabies today, cure distribution, visiting ‘France’, wet markets and covid, and relocating to Antarctic. (Rec: 17/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blood-letting with an uncle, some tube-clambering, an overindulgence of sweetness, and Christmas taste-testing plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas begins, fruit cake and cheese, gig talk, Savile, and Sam scrambles eggs wrong.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patronising media, an unknown kit manufacturer, a fish-filleting legend, a sausage duo, and acronym hate. (Rec: 12/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bouncing bridge, Wembley stats, a Hammersmith stand-off, foaming, sex maniacs, and a stupidity tax. (Rec: 11/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Foam, hair products, Paul Weller’s dad, double crown hell, and dodgy allotments. (Rec: 10/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The matchday chore, Keane meets Yaffle, the Jackson connection, and other great TFTM achievements.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

School issues, the Tory conference, a dirty old man up the park, Strictly, and imperial phase Brucie.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bringing back booting and rabies, McKay’s god image and healing qualities, and Roy takes the credit for everything. (Rec: 5/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Editorial choices, lion photography, Oscar praise, a cat army, threat management, and some phobias. (Rec: 4/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Researching Kathy Hill, Andrew is celebrated, George tinkers, a great drunk shot, and it all ends. (Rec: 3/1/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A computer man, some canine bad behaviour, a problem, a daredevil mascot, more mascot chat, and being chased by sheep.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Vita Modula clean-up, Stacey Solomon, a beloved cat gets hurt, and a fox and a fence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bonus mini-episode that started out as something else.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star Wars figures, Roy goes in goal and plays god, Club Botham, Rob ignores feedback, progress, and a sweaty Bobby Robson dream. (Rec: 29/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rabbit contributes, mail cats, a double banana, and some human-looking artefacts. (Rec: 28/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trip to Scotland, a menuless café, nonocliers, a hotel room picnic, tomato talk, and a perfume gift.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Delaney Christmas Day plans, David Essex films, a life of crime considered, and a problematic hit dissected. (Rec: 25/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ronnie Pickering, Murdoch quits, cash deals, fly-tipping, free books, and Brandreth feedback.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Robinson, our emigration plans, Roy’s dad, a spider car, petrol money, and Charlie Carter gets injured again. (Rec: 22/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Forced accountant listening, Slade origin info, a voice legend, holiday observing, James Bantz, butcher bird, and evolution. (Rec: 21/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Album titles, Andrew’s influence, The Beatles of the Rings, musical alchemy, and a skiing PR trip with John Pigface. (Rec: 20/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Beatle visits Blue Peter, steel, Perspex, plastic, a little man with some radiators, and some breaking news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nature’s fightback, empty office pod nests, celebrity misbehaviour, early morning sport, mum-shaming, and new school talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Free stuff, Charlie Nicholas, slalom runs, a Benny Hill funeral, dead former lovers, I-Spy, bowing, and the captain’s room.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mine rat and other hero animals, a creepy finger, childhood swearing, and a Tinder surprise.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whamageddon hate, perineum tactics, strength, pudding, George’s miracles, and hair chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Extreme heat, our positions in the coming revolution, and the escaped ‘terrorist’ and his many TFTM links  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic is unearthed, podding walk-on songs, a dadpod, milk in pubs, and lionplay.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chasing a celeb’s dog, family cults, coffee shop rage, a car boot fail, and toastie fury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best 1980’s kit manufacturers, sexy leather dogs, Brinsden the genius, Roy’s Monday report, and Animal Sundays.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.