
Top Flight Time Machine
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Katie Price Prison Win
EA ResultsBot update, football talk, numbers, golf injuries, and a news round-up Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 180
EChris Wilson, having a window peep, a sex cab, pointless petitions, and Roy motivates Rob. (Rec: 24/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 1
1974’s Christmas spike craze, fat pens, solvent connoisseurs, Morrissey, life upgrades, and the double slit. (Rec: 16/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 5
EThis should have gone out a month or so ago but episode 9 went out instead - not sure anyone noticed. Withnail, ice cream, kid film persuasion, the FX-2000, and Sam’s first car purchase. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Animal Kwackers
EWartime podcasts, childhood nakedness, the hernia, telly memories, and Chris Tarrant’s sunbathing woes. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 3
EChristmas, darts, the World Cup, Friends, the greatest album of all time, and Prince. (Rec: 20/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Portugal Coach Driver
EEdinburgh, kissing rhythms, road and medical dis n’ dat, and AirBnB towel grief. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 179
EFootball lamparding, the Melchester treatment room/sauna, and some Christmas health advice. (Rec: 17/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 4
EFlood coverage, Triffid fear, pot hacking, and Robin Hood turns up. (Rec: 9/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 8
EMiddle-class drug teens, street ladies, stats in sport, and football Twitter hell. (Rec: 8/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bedtime
EPrayers, vinyl jackets, sibling room sharing, plane drunkenness, a wasp sting remedy, and evening eavesdropping. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dentist’s Chair 1996
ETournament dating, football’s Arthur Daley, the greatest preparation in England’s history, and how it enraged John Pigface so much. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 178
ENeville Jones panics, or does he? Merv remembers being a winger, cowboy talk, a smiling skinhead, and petitions. (Rec: 3/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 3
ESugar, British Home Stores, tour department store plans, headscarves, dream chat, and egg stuff. (Rec: 2/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 7
EOnline trading, interdental brushing, old-school Fantasy Football, banter lines, and posters. (Rec: 1/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goosey Goosey Gander
EA simple nursery rhyme, priest skallingtons in holes, Saudi Arabia bid for us, Julian Fellowes again, and some correspondence. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bees
EA single episode looking at the world of bees in our world. Again, apologies for sporadic sound issues with Sam. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 177
E1984, footballers plucked from obscurity, a Division 3 bruiser, a new Martin, iron balls, a Taffy massage, and we dox another reader. (Rec: 27/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 2
EA list of stories, a widow, family cannibalism, hangry Sam, mushrooms, and non-stop porridge. (Rec: 26/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 6
EMore classified ads, World Cup stickers, cat stuff, hat stuff, Andy Warhol, and a telly trick. (Rec: 25/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Throwing
EA close look at the world of throwing stuff. Sorry for occasional sound issues - Sam’s mic was stuck on ‘gale force wind’ setting. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 2
EThe Our Price reboot, indie record shops, Blur v Oasis, Britpop lamparding, and encounters with Radiohead. (Rec: 23/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dog Track Car Park
EThe Long Good Friday, dating Annabel Croft, memory groups, and historical sleep patterns. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175.5
EIllustration issues, Roy’s gaslighting, fan chaos, Christmas plans, and a terrifying festive pic. (Rec: 20/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 1
EPub closures, the clever/stupid method, more laundry, the James Last Star Wars influence, and the Emperor educates himself. (Rec: 19/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 9
ELibraries and their destruction, a shower system rhyme, reputation management, retirement, and the Victorians. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grass
ETennis, bikecams, bread, Noel Edmonds, resistance, and litter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chimney Talk
ENap Tag, Fred Dibnah, roof bravery, lunch crisps, cereal boxes, and Duncan Goodhew. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 176
EJohn Cleese, coping with changing attitudes, Roy does some sums, Charlie does some gardening, and a selection shock. (Rec: 13/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 9
EStalking your own kids, a cavity exploration, some etymology, a bit of Bernard Bresslaw, and more stalking stuff. (Rec: 12/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 4
EPaul Calf, some female input, an unsolicited cuppa, what blokes talk about, and Camp Beaumont heartache. (Rec: 11/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Concert Talk
ESome great gigs, a not great gig, a runaway dog, intense teeth-cleaning, and bleaching. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 1
EA ghostly intervention, cat abuse hypocrisy, the chart rundown, and a story tease for next time. (Rec: 10/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gas Tunnels
ERoad digging, specialist television piping, Threads, a bolt and a button, and a triggering birthday party. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175
EThe French discuss the white Christmas, corpse visit plans, showing off, Sharron Davies meets Roy in a hotel, Roy fails badly at judo, and we see Human Penny. (Rec: 6/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 8
ESexy stuff, cottage cheese, a theatre leopard, a Madonna safe, an uncatchable burglar gets ruptured, and a classroom show-off. (Rec: 5/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 3
EAn old goal, Madchester, Sam’s obituarist, Dave from the Winchester, and fighter pilot footballers, and desperation beer. (Rec: 4/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skipmas Day
ETennis and the Troubles, Lineker’s hibernation, an Elton aficionado, and boil in the bag funerals. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Outdoors
ENorwich, Elton’s concorde, boredom, the AA v RAC, and garden destruction. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 174
EA pull-off, hooligan freckles, Tony Hadley threats, the magic of muscles, and Roy’s woes increase with some shocking refereeing. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 7
EA generational attitudes clash, legal threats, a feud with Sara Cox, Blankety Blank fees, and regularly not being bothered. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 2
EOur personal debts to the mag, the wrath of a trained killer, control, Liz Hurley, and Rod Stewart’s turn of phrase. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Complaining About Complainers
EAn IFS subscription plea, the power of suggestion, the salad cream effect, and Glastonbury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 2
ESnoopy and Peanuts, Peters & Lee, racing street dogs, nature table plans, and school bomb threats. (Rec: 25/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next-Level Timbrelling
EBirth certificates, meat-eating, a payment demand, a Gulliver reprise, remembering Ray Wilkins (and water), and a riddle. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 173
EGuessing, hairlines, a proper tramp, a smashed face, computer game piracy, We Are The Champions, and a shock substitution. (Rec: 22/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Krankies Odyssey - Part 6
EA PC stitch-up, films that are and aren’t fun, and Leslie Grantham’s penultimate TV appearance? (Rec: 21/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 1
EThe launch of a life-changing magazine, how it chimed with the times, working for Labour, and remembering our first time. (Rec: 20/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drying
EMostly about drying yourself after a shower, but a man is bitten in a pub and Kevin Keegan appears too. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hoffs Incident
EHeat, live trip-planning, vampiric tubes, gentle Play School vibes, THAT guess, and the PrinceCopter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.