Top Flight Time Machine

Freddie Mercury rings the Queen, Sam encounters a royal-adjacent loudmouth, rugby fan traits, flags, and a pop bottle. (Rec: 6/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Queen gets buzzed, soapy boapy, a llama attack, Thatcher’s message, weird carols, space chat, and some nice surprises.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Auntie’s Bloomers, meeting John Major, chopper talk with Noel, and the swap board again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A teenage Greek dance-off, Roy’s newest nemesis turns up the heat as everything goes orange, and there’s a shocking phone call.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The Poacher’ - A fop arrives, our plans to work with Diana Dors, pop star bin work and jigsaws, and a magnificent wig description.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

T-shirt transportation, mature student crack acquisition, sleep mask sex, and Elton rewrites Candle.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny Gavin, genuine reasons, sick kid helicopter Noelplay, comedy threat, job-guessing, and bloomers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A chart rundown, some banning, outer space music, and Starsky & Hutch. (Rec: 27/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Increased formality, Aldrin shoe talk, moon abuse, hamburger phones, and swap board plants.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buying twins, Gloria Hunniford’s regrets, Roy escapes from Penny’s anger, and Vernon tries to cope with retirement. (Rec: 24/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bath goals with Dick, 1970s hard men, an absolute battering, and another no-nonsense ending. (Rec: 23/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All-night Monopoly, cat and human invasions of youth and mischief, faked outrage, and the Queen permits a funeral day match. (Rec: 22/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tragic back story, health and safety, a more sedate vibe, a bespoke jumper, some bragging, and Cold War thawing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 192-related beating, a factory mock-accident, office steaks, printing speeds, and Messi magic.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy falls out with his teammates AND the ref, The Apprentices head for Spain, and Penny gets an offer of help. (Rec: 17/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dick boasts about his fighting skills, Sam meets a bad man, bathing, and dehydrated boozing. (Rec: 16/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two Slovaks are jailed, Harrods’ lights are switched off, and people buy mice and champagne. (Rec: 15/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Human shopping, obscene graffiti analysis, some etymology, OJ Simpson, and some World Cup.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milk spill update, TetraPak drug hell, Robbie, Suede, Dodgy, some mild triggering, and the return of the Macarena monkey. (Rec: 13/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross Kemp, skilful lying, an amazing film, and a pupdate.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big announcement, Rawson’s big house, Penny’s new haircut, autograph woe, a sinister request, and some ratings. (Rec: 10/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rare mistake, plans to infiltrate a retirement home, nun kebabs, and two tapdancing brothers make a cup of tea. (Rec: 9/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A polystyrene assault, other Diana-esque tragedies, the ‘Allo ‘Allo waitresses, and over-messagers. (Rec: 8/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Football sentience, family acceptance, Lionel Blair, deep dives we’ve already done, and yuletide hand injuries.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cathedral gig, book launch venues, tribute bands, a modern school trip, and non-PC street entertainers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An inappropriate cover pic, Roy gets fed a polo mint, a weirdo in a tea bar, and terrible people we’ve met. (Rec: 4/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dick sells a hungry Swiftnick, there’s buxom wenches galore, a hippy prison, and a watery swordfight. (Rec: 2/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeboah, Motson, the end of Euro 96, and a deranged court case. (Rec: 1/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A napping/cooking logistics problem, a popularity contest, exit strategies, comical fixtures, and snacks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A milk catastrophe while The Good Wife is away, and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 1/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 1985 Brits, Sam wins a thing, a book launch, strikes, a jazz night out, and looking up to old people.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A riot, inebriated activities, Roy’s tunnel phone, and a serious jumper for a serious vote. (Rec: 24/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Swiftnick’ - Our deep dive into ITV's 'Dick Turpin' begins with the perfect first episode. (Rec: 23/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skipper’s big shop, hiding leftovers, Russian interference, and reacting to earth-shattering news. (Rec: 22/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Awful teams, the best Ronaldo, armbands, Infantino’s rant, Lineker’s hotel woes, and official hashtags.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nelson’s music tastes, Roy Orbison and Cyndi Lauper drive all night, and Jimmy Nail and Take That are assessed. (Rec: 13/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some songs, pint theft, memories, our war opinions, and a list of companies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FA Cup Final memories, Terry and Martin, a stadium of babies, The Businessman, and Roy searches for a phone. (Rec: 17/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The real 1970s, the burglar analogy, after-dinner speaking, some darts, and George Lucas watches the champions assemble. (Rec: 16/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The power of steam, kids staying up late, wild digging, back problems, and fish tank tongs. (Rec: 15/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pod appraisals, lying about magicians, meat cake, TV dog ownership, and the rampage of capitalism.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Nottingham, we discuss sat-nav voices, meat counters, and jungle Hancock.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new start for Roy, Elton Blake’s prison hell, Rawson’s ego trip, and lots of name confusion. (Rec: 10/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shove Ha’penny and other coin games, school register sadness, the Hungarian bobsleigh, and Speedy Campbell. (Rec: 9/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A duvet studio door issue, sugar chat, and teasmades are assessed. (Rec: 8/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rants about the trains and excessive football culture, and the acquisition of a kitten.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A catalogue of catastrophes, sparking rituals, Corbyn calls out the new bloke, and England grasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anne Diamond’s step-daughter, heart attack pop, Roy’s driveway is invaded before he says goodbye and heads south. (Rec: 3/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The arm-wrestling groupie scene, drunk old men, gurning, Taffy John’s Far East excursions, and a nervous lad. (Rec: 2/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Global mud shortage, Al Gore and Sam’s mum, an intimate photo, visiting a pig, and hiring crackheads for revenge beatings. (Rec: 1/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.