
Top Flight Time Machine
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Halloween Special
EGhostly activity, city bus tours, office-sharing with terror groups, shape chat, and new pet thoughts. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Nelson
EWe say goodbye to the Delaney's cat, learn about a half term bonus class, and consider rebound pets. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 139
ENewsagents headline boards, too much telly, loyalty at work, and Frank Lampard’s family dilemma. (Rec: 27/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 4
EDadding concerns, comedy books, a sleazy cheese skittler, and the promise of arm-wrestling. (Rec: 26/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 3
EAttenborough on plants, mud as food, an Italian footballer enjoys a roast chicken, and a backflipping liar. (Rec: 25/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Joy Of Tap
EDance classes, live Elton songwriting, some best bits (and some that aren’t). Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 15/07/1992 Part 1
ESome bad Euro 92 memories, a chart rundown, the Rolling Stones dissed, and Nick Berry meets up with Lee Evans. (Rec: 23/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One Arm Wendy
ERegional accents, being inappropriately dressed, a drunken bone break, and some stuff about politics. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 138
EGod’s last straw, coma vulnerability, butcher aggression, Blackie’s nipple, contracts, trimphones and Roy’s flashbacks. (Rec: 20/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 3
EEncounters with Lenny Henry and Gary Lineker, cartoon nipples, strip clubs, and wooden cheese. (Rec: 19/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 2
EDismissing the noughties, lived experience, anger, Worzel Gummidge, and the ‘Power Jesus’. (Rec: 18/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Losing Lesley Judd
ELiver and bacon, milk spills, lion sale laws, an unsolicited book, and Sunday dinner at Sam’s. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ghost XL
EHer again, her son, his different style, learning to curtsey, blagging free tickets, and a laundry problem. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 137
EA birthday misprint, getting photos developed, a spectacular foul, pig heart excitement, and McKay observes a confrontation. (Rec: 13/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 1
ECrossing the road, having a fall, smuggling fossils, and the problems of living with a mud-brained boy. (Rec: 11/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 2
Notepads, idea landfill, unsettling uncles, a fictional international summit, and torso of the month. (Rec: 12/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hitting And Rules
EAndy’s mistakes, 2026, a swan story, an anniversary tea party, and live show sexy dance plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine 03/02/1974
ERNLI praise, cosmos intervention, a bank manager meeting, a peanut powerplay, frozen peanuts, and Joan Collins. (Rec: 9/1/2022) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kicking Candle Tyres
EBathroom maintenance, energy saving, optimising protocols, having a clamber, and not taking crime seriously. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 136
EUnsettling triggering, Russell Crowe’s lager bath, dog VAR, mud plans, and the magic of the Argentines. (Rec: 6/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 1
EUnwanted exposure, the Waddell influence, buffet eagerness, sexism hour, and Fred Trueman’s presenting skills. (Rec: 5/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Life Logistics - Flesh Factory
EWet running gear, Prince Charles’ toilet, weighing, calories and Disney. (Rec: 4/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Muscly Dad Plea
EFrank Bough observes Emu in action, the Rose West of politics, an unusual TV show pitch, and a lunch table insult. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knife Options
EFinding your local flint, an obituary of John McVicar, and wifelets. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 135
EMessy football, freedom of speech, opinion overload, Roy gets flattened, and some fat keeper history. (Rec: 30/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4
EA parrot, the hell of SPOTY, cooping, a giant egg, Sir John Gift Shop, and a bot-bot tragedy. (Rec: 29/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Canoe Man Part 8
EA prison upgrade attempt, Sam’s TV quiz glory, a Mastermind coup, and cat murder forgiveness. (Rec: 28/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attenborough’s Animal Voices
EBest bits, some night activity, outdoor toileting, embarrassing the Chancellor, peaksplaining, spidering, and our nature table. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attracting A Bundeswidow
EDispatching a kid to university, the state of England, scooter repair for company, and an ice cream man revelation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 134
EThe place of dogs in society, punching Ben Galloway, winding, and animal fear. (Rec: 23/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3
ETeeth instrument, Chinese invention-claiming, a heated groin, seahorse dads, Attenborough’s filth collection, and rat bombs (Rec: 22/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Canoe Man Part 7
EPretending laws, selling backing vocals for cash in India, faking sleep, and Anne’s impassioned defence. (Rec: 21/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Other Kids’ Dads
EMore ghost queen activity, a hay-stuffed corpse, a Bowie film, and Michael Jackson hiding. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grumpy New King
EA peanut problem, a food order goes wrong, book ratings, and some regal downstairs issues. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 133
ECharlie is subbed, Nat Gosden’s allotment tips, Jimmy Slade gets romantic, and a footballer does the dishes. (Rec: 16/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2
ESilos, a hairy elephant, loose lions, honourless postmen, and some inevitable Beatles talk. (Rec: 15/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Canoe Man Part 6
EIdentity theft, adoption secrets, backgammon, a £9 Travelodge, and faked death sex games. (Rec: 14/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Internal Mind Tribute
EAnnouncing historical deaths, and a ghostly bench visitor. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 3
EMinced kids, deranged fans, knitting, blokeish dancing, and brothel creepers. (Rec: 12/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mournwatch
EWe visit the car parks of our respective local Asda stores in an attempt to take the temperature of the nation at this tragic time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emergency Podcast
EAn analysis of events as they update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 132
EShrinking, a fallen artwork, a teenage apartment, Lennon’s plastic obsession, and secretive melting. (Rec: 9/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1
EThe Amazon pit, garden centres, Jimmy Somerville’s video, The Eagles v Black Sabbath, and Ridley Scott’s jean jacket. (Rec: 8/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Canoe Man Part 5
E‘John Jones’ turns himself in, the bloody government, George Michael’s origin story, and atrocious workplace conduct. (Rec: 7/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Travel Talk
EAn impulsive trip, a special cat sanctuary, and a vegetarian scotch egg. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ear Floor
EThe power handshake returns, an Italian language job, matchday tuck shop, fruit bullying, and dis n’ dat cats. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 131
EA Milk Cup wallchart, a new post office, the Kennedys, famous alumni, and Roy’s hat trick prediction. (Rec: 2/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 7
EIsland mentality, the Kershaws, waxed fur, torch stuff, dancing wingers, and the odyssey ends. (Rec: 1/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

History Box - Canoe Man Part 4
EEscape plans, Tarzan, Terry Scott, the Auf Wiedersehen Pet universe, and Costa Rica. (Rec: 30/11/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 2
EFancying Adele, Macca’s Japanese jail hell, Bowie introductions, and Elvis changes a tyre. (Rec: 28/11/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.