Top Flight Time Machine

Ghostly activity, city bus tours, office-sharing with terror groups, shape chat, and new pet thoughts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We say goodbye to the Delaney's cat, learn about a half term bonus class, and consider rebound pets.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Newsagents headline boards, too much telly, loyalty at work, and Frank Lampard’s family dilemma. (Rec: 27/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dadding concerns, comedy books, a sleazy cheese skittler, and the promise of arm-wrestling. (Rec: 26/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attenborough on plants, mud as food, an Italian footballer enjoys a roast chicken, and a backflipping liar. (Rec: 25/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dance classes, live Elton songwriting, some best bits (and some that aren’t).  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some bad Euro 92 memories, a chart rundown, the Rolling Stones dissed, and Nick Berry meets up with Lee Evans. (Rec: 23/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Regional accents, being inappropriately dressed, a drunken bone break, and some stuff about politics.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God’s last straw, coma vulnerability, butcher aggression, Blackie’s nipple, contracts, trimphones and Roy’s flashbacks. (Rec: 20/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Encounters with Lenny Henry and Gary Lineker, cartoon nipples, strip clubs, and wooden cheese. (Rec: 19/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dismissing the noughties, lived experience, anger, Worzel Gummidge, and the ‘Power Jesus’. (Rec: 18/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liver and bacon, milk spills, lion sale laws, an unsolicited book, and Sunday dinner at Sam’s.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her again, her son, his different style, learning to curtsey, blagging free tickets, and a laundry problem.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A birthday misprint, getting photos developed, a spectacular foul, pig heart excitement, and McKay observes a confrontation. (Rec: 13/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crossing the road, having a fall, smuggling fossils, and the problems of living with a mud-brained boy. (Rec: 11/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Notepads, idea landfill, unsettling uncles, a fictional international summit, and torso of the month. (Rec: 12/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy’s mistakes, 2026, a swan story, an anniversary tea party, and live show sexy dance plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RNLI praise, cosmos intervention, a bank manager meeting, a peanut powerplay, frozen peanuts, and Joan Collins. (Rec: 9/1/2022)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bathroom maintenance, energy saving, optimising protocols, having a clamber, and not taking crime seriously.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unsettling triggering, Russell Crowe’s lager bath, dog VAR, mud plans, and the magic of the Argentines. (Rec: 6/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unwanted exposure, the Waddell influence, buffet eagerness, sexism hour, and Fred Trueman’s presenting skills. (Rec: 5/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wet running gear, Prince Charles’ toilet, weighing, calories and Disney. (Rec: 4/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frank Bough observes Emu in action, the Rose West of politics, an unusual TV show pitch, and a lunch table insult.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding your local flint, an obituary of John McVicar, and wifelets.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Messy football, freedom of speech, opinion overload, Roy gets flattened, and some fat keeper history. (Rec: 30/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A parrot, the hell of SPOTY, cooping, a giant egg, Sir John Gift Shop, and a bot-bot tragedy. (Rec: 29/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A prison upgrade attempt, Sam’s TV quiz glory, a Mastermind coup, and cat murder forgiveness. (Rec: 28/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best bits, some night activity, outdoor toileting, embarrassing the Chancellor, peaksplaining, spidering, and our nature table.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dispatching a kid to university, the state of England, scooter repair for company, and an ice cream man revelation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The place of dogs in society, punching Ben Galloway, winding, and animal fear. (Rec: 23/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teeth instrument, Chinese invention-claiming, a heated groin, seahorse dads, Attenborough’s filth collection, and rat bombs (Rec: 22/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretending laws, selling backing vocals for cash in India, faking sleep, and Anne’s impassioned defence. (Rec: 21/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More ghost queen activity, a hay-stuffed corpse, a Bowie film, and Michael Jackson hiding.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A peanut problem, a food order goes wrong, book ratings, and some regal downstairs issues. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie is subbed, Nat Gosden’s allotment tips, Jimmy Slade gets romantic, and a footballer does the dishes. (Rec: 16/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Silos, a hairy elephant, loose lions, honourless postmen, and some inevitable Beatles talk. (Rec: 15/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Identity theft, adoption secrets, backgammon, a £9 Travelodge, and faked death sex games. (Rec: 14/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Announcing historical deaths, and a ghostly bench visitor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Minced kids, deranged fans, knitting, blokeish dancing, and brothel creepers. (Rec: 12/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We visit the car parks of our respective local Asda stores in an attempt to take the temperature of the nation at this tragic time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An analysis of events as they update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shrinking, a fallen artwork, a teenage apartment, Lennon’s plastic obsession, and secretive melting. (Rec: 9/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Amazon pit, garden centres, Jimmy Somerville’s video, The Eagles v Black Sabbath, and Ridley Scott’s jean jacket. (Rec: 8/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘John Jones’ turns himself in, the bloody government, George Michael’s origin story, and atrocious workplace conduct. (Rec: 7/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An impulsive trip, a special cat sanctuary, and a vegetarian scotch egg.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The power handshake returns, an Italian language job, matchday tuck shop, fruit bullying, and dis n’ dat cats.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Milk Cup wallchart, a new post office, the Kennedys, famous alumni, and Roy’s hat trick prediction. (Rec: 2/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Island mentality, the Kershaws, waxed fur, torch stuff, dancing wingers, and the odyssey ends. (Rec: 1/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Escape plans, Tarzan, Terry Scott, the Auf Wiedersehen Pet universe, and Costa Rica. (Rec: 30/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fancying Adele, Macca’s Japanese jail hell, Bowie introductions, and Elvis changes a tyre. (Rec: 28/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.