Top Flight Time Machine

A private school lunch, the best chips ever, a stage triumph, and taxi recognition. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melchester bar sighting, a nan beans Nazi encounter, iguana v dog, and a school ham pervert. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flipping comics, football fan mayhem, Andy Lock’s trial, Pele’s goals, and a Nick O’Teen ad. (Rec: 15/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The tea pro, anti-school mum, drunken romantic fail, and talc and cologne tips. (Rec: 14/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Defrosting milk, batch cooking, resting hard, neighbourhood parties, and a legal update. (Rec: 13/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pervert flats, Johnson’s personal investment in the energy crisis, and Jim Kerr’s wire threat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Hurll’s ruthless TOTP reign, car ads, a Chris Rea comedown, and Squeeze’s backing singers. (Rec: 11/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Parenting skills, microfiche possibilities, a cyber-body shutdown, a premium tip trip, and a canal rumour explored. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aiding Garth Crooks, aiding Robbie Williams, freezing milk, the Melchester industrial bin, numbered goals, and Roy doesn’t win. (Rec: 8/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trapped crow, the invention of glass, metal-tasting coffee, Yentob, Rod gets angry, and chucking a mobile phone. (Rec: 7/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Savile technique, rat poison, dust inhalation. rotten apples, feral dogs, and thirst journalism. (Rec: 6/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chelsea’s misfortunes, World Cup headlines and memes, the joy of stickers, and the state of Britain. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fingertip erosion, facial hair maintenance, a holiday lookalike and a wayward TV story arc. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Tubby’s life lessons, war comic kids, injecting insulin in C&A, and Lamparding by proxy. (Rec: 1/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Play Your Cards Right, Keane’s Night Garden, live IT support, Gazza opinions, and annoying mates. (Rec: 30/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cycling v public transport, Roy Keane, the build-up to a great race, and the future of grabbers. (Rec: 29/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheese-fuelled triggering dream analysis, Susanna Hoffs helps Prince, forgetting words, and Tory nuts. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matchstalks, Wogan’s magic, a forgotten breakfast DJ, ransacking Sam’s files, and kissing songs. (Rec: 27/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trip to the Albert Hall, a middle-aged gig-spoiler, Canoe Man heads for war, and a non-mauling lion vow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Fellowes reminiscing, drumming madness, professional balls, a thoughtcast, eels in a bucket, and a social disease. (Rec: 24/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old telephone techniques, Italian TV news, Justwatch, collection sizes, and freelance rapping. (Rec: 23/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A longbow, bagpipes and a broadsword make a hero. (Rec: 22/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Receiving praise, getting in a financial tussle with DC Thomson, market town psychedelics, and Lampard’s latest meltdown. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A West Ham coma, a sexy hovercraft, a strong cigarette, and Gus Poyet? Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemac Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fat camp confessions, a bit of Lampard, Tubby’s nightmare continues, and Roy schools some more readers. (Rec: 17/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s school play downfall, acting masterclasses, old phone boxes, and prison musing. (Rec: 16/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny ball car, Lingard’s parrot, extension-fuelled mental collapse, dead hedgehogs, and more. (Rec: 156/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Goss bares his soul, Timbrell appears in court again, Lisa Riley cries in the bath, and Sam makes a new friend. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boogie shoes, the male Blondie, alternative Baker Street lyrics, and Marvin Gaye’s divorce. (Rec: 13/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chucking oranges in Seville, jail podding, and a bizarre football pub experience. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blackie’s physique, lots of football action, Tubby’s health issues, and writing to Roy for 192 info. (Rec: 10/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sid James, General Sir Michael Jackson, a thwarted threesome, the slate, finding Solomon, and parenting perils. (Rec 9/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hammockcast, prison talk, inner voices, pen logistics, and child bedtime psychology. (Rec: 8/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milk crisis management, the Queen rejects us, Millwall UTTOTA, and a social media death. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bowie’s secret love, Seal’s spaghetti, and a surprise crier at a Beatles Q&A Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An underwhelming cover, Shoot v Match, Roy invades a dressing room, Blackie gets paranoid, and there’s a playing field appeal. (Rec: 3/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predicting a riot, seeing off some skinheads, watching rude stuff with your parents, and Rod has a nice shower and more. (Rec: 2/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weird life coaches, the work of the Farrelly Brothers, microwave advice, the BBC’s podcasts, and some urinal tips. (Rec: 1/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A stealth mission in a dentist’s reception and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 23/5/2021) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Telly recommendations, swindling, naivety, and a school talent show. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dodging Bin Laden, Mastermind’s original meat agenda, and avoiding rolling news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 10p mix-up, childhood nicking, casual terrace racism, and Roy plans a close-up post-match inspection. (Rec: 27/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The posh man’s history of discos, Peter Crouch’s plane snake fears, and Rod dances the swirl. (Rec: 26/5/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We reach the end of the story as Rasputin refuses to die from tea, cake and shooting. (Rec: 25/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An influential ad man, an ill-timed party, sexy winter sports, and the state of the nation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drone footage, the Queen Mum goes underground, Titchmarsh power play, and Millwall insurance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Progressive editorial ideas, sleeping during meetings, and the Rovers board get the cash out but will it all go into junior bank accounts? (Rec: 20/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will they/won’t they shows, vasectomising guinea pigs, dental shenanigans, and getting amongst it up the disco. (Rec: 19/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting an ADHD diagnosis, hanging out with Julian Dicks and John Barrowman, well-endowed celebs, and Rasputin’s pickled knob. (Rec: 18/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The mystery and magic of sleep, the perils of meow-meow, Terence Trent D’Arby, Sphanx, and Lyons Tea Houses. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.