Top Flight Time Machine

Suzanne Somers deals with an intruder, footballers in pubs, and a puke and a toot. (Rec: 10/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Overstepping the mark, home discomfort, Scorsese deconstructed, and a Geoff Hurst stag night. (Rec: 9/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thunderberg and Monbiot, extreme downhill biking, hillsplaining, and an interruption.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Touring, misery wagons, Morrisons, experiences hunted, and opportunities spurned.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rovers face a violent cricketing enemy, there’s Rentaghost and jumper theft, and Roy’s TV breaks down. (Rec: 4/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Street-canning, the massive fiver, the university life, vetting, and perilous school trips. (Rec: 3/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our historian credentials are fully established, Sting throws Phil under the bus, Led Zep fail miserably, and a big star plays a last-minute role. (Rec: 2/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tour excitement, parental driving duties, the different decades of Heaven, and some football news reaction.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ruining a Tom Jones gig, World Cup 2026 plans, Cliff Richard’s son, and the majesty of Dick & Dom. (Rec: 3/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Service station moments, lorry drive assimilation, Phil Collins’ teeth, and a countryside pipe blockage.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy turns to cricket to help out an old pal (after expenses are deducted) but soon makes a new enemy. (Rec: 28/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our dive into what could be the best football film ever begins with some background, some mud, and some bus-drinking. (Rec: 27/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elton’s guest list, We Are The World, getting Princed, a few Kershaws, and the industrial cone. (Rec: 26/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A giggly city boy heads to the sticks, and post-match interviews at a major funeral.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Burger talk, a broken flange, poker with Roy Orbison, and Scholes apathy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grandad Sam’s big key, Roy destroys a child in print, a brushing scam, and a story about a manky teddy bear. (Rec: 21/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blob husbandry, mucky texting, service station dogs, the Denmark willy show, and a bang on the head. (Rec: 20/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacket issues, Sting takes a dip in the Collins pool, and Phil plans to rehearse a Led Zeppelin set on Concorde.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trips to Edinburgh and Liverpool, a religious experience on the Tube, a Keegan shop visit and outdoor cooking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paternal abandonment, package holidays, Noddy Holder’s suitcase, and Sam v Parky. (Rec: 17/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oscar joins us for a bit, a blasé wifi attitude, Lampard cars, and our live tour plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the book ends, there’s a chocolate deal, Vic deals with PTSD, we reassess Allo Allo, and Roy picks up a new ball. (Rec: 14/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A yeti carnival, ice fraud, space fraud, Radio 4 kudos, pineapple corkage, and bumming the moon. (Rec: 13/1/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Umbrellas, an email mix-up, a meat dress, frozen chips, and educating delivery drivers. (Rec: 12/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The children are upset, a patio boast, and a National Trust guide is power-played.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ethics in football, Tears For Fears, an unsettling text conversation, and some B&M treats are assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nonsense of TV, the battle for Kenny Logan, painting nudes, and a cache of fancy daggers. (Rec: 7/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new film plan, standing, strong men, a unicorn puppy, and why being cool is hard work. (Rec: 6/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snowball-recipient etiquette, importing pig milk, takeaway vouchers, and the joy of fat. (Rec: 5/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Parenting burdens, unwelcome questions, Johnson’s pig fires, and James Bond’s mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arguing on the radio, fleecing the rich, Phil Collins close-up, and some intimate male chat.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scanning magazines, trapping animals, getting your cat kidnapped by The Wailers, and Grace Jones hands over her knickers. (Rec: 31/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our deep dive into the new Believe It Or Not book begins with matchsticks, a mouth full of balls, fingerless bagpipes, and a qualified romantic. (Rec: 30/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Being the baddies, opinions, robot vacuum cleaners, talking to strangers, and other stuff. (Rec: 29/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Worms in apples, apple pressing, Pinocchio’s apple, and some intense digging (without apples).Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boney M’s avalanche of peace, one Elvis leaves as another arrives, Elton John has a slap-up feed, and PUNK!Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us in meat form, our grab for power, idiot men, the Spice Girls, hardware stores, and knockers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arrow Petrol, tyre woes, the modern Pirelli calendar, Beeping Timmy leaves a review, and a new dive is announced.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bank loyalty, credit card machines, middle-class football fans, Yorkshire puddings, and the real Covid heroes. (Rec: 22/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Godcasting, peaks and troughs, beefy cheese, Northern Soul, and Monster DayJoin the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Twelve-hour funeral boozing, a missing bit, a pizza, fantasy quizzing and Billy Bonds’ warm-up.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Scotsman with a grudge, getting muddled up, some TV news gossip, hating football, and Will Carling’s CD collection. (Rec: 17/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Following policy,' a lamp wrangle, a private tip, tooth dust, a danger wall, and a lost fox. (Rec: 8/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Threats from Abba, a hospital record stall, a big fish round at Pancho’s, and memories of going to a gig. (Rec: 6/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Russian garages, alleys, a bush woman, footballer aggression, and a disgusting bowl.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kitchen chat, cat interventions, and stupid travel plans.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy subs himself off, heads to the nick, solves his own attempted murder, and then heads back before the end of the match. (Rec: 10/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bit of dream chat, some doctor-shaming, grudge requests, and wrapping paper annoyances. (Rec: 15/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girls Aloud, Gulliver, the Prince Charles walk, Turbo badges, and Sam tries to get himself arrested.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Abba comeback, a weird Bjork gig, and VR Brown John possibilities.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.