Top Flight Time Machine

Ben Vol-au-vent Parrot, Andy Warhol, premature baldness, a defence of Jamiroquai, better languages and a UB40 superfan. (Rec: 18/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Squandering money, losing stuff, a classic stray man, good guys of Barnes, and unusual smoking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Charlton schools Sue Lawley, the decline of steam, Duncan McKay’s parenting thoughts, and a psycho PE teacher. (Rec: 22/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nature of cults, pancake prison, body image, cat theft, and rip-off publishing. (Rec: 20/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve, unleashing your inner kid, three courses of ravioli, targeted wasps, and asking people stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holiday plans, a silent retreat, an ill-advised flight booking, and more of Roger Taylor’s consumer tips. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An underwhelming surprise, plans for a set-up, a golden ball, garden potato fun, and Rovers get carried away. (Rec: 15/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bros on Ethiopia, why toffs run reality TV, David Beckham gets tricked, pies, bridges, and sexy fridges. (Rec: 13/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fatherly advice, river talk, seaside drills, and England stuff.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

American trousers, dressing like the rappers, Geordie Jeans, our live singing history and podding for ghosts. (Rec: 4/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England, Covid, a costume, a hired bus, online campaigning, and Diana’s statue. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy and Sir Alf finally meet, we ponder the human mind, the net closes, and there’s no team talk. (Rec: 8/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lazy colleague, a probation period fail, reach and wash feedback, a weird farming rant, and Netflix etiquette. (Rec: 6/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some England football content, the power of salt, and we solicit your feedback.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy is disgustingly fit, there’s a bit of Basran, a jetty opening, a sex reference, and Red Plane vs Yellow Plane. (Rec: 1/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Barrymore raps, working from home, cockerels, reach and wash, and cross-pod eyebrow chat. (Rec: 29/9/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spy doorbells, hiding, cowardice and the Matt Hancock saga is assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rotten, rotten top 40, violent plants, some Britpop squabbling, and Anthony Kiedis visits Sunderland to hunt down Andy. (Rec: 20/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simulcharging, knee-squeezing, living for content, local characters, and tree murder.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terrible colleagues, Terry Mac and a massive cake, the magic of trimphones, Rovers visit Roy, and there’s an airport swoop. (Rec: 24/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Probably one of the most depressing episodes we’ve ever done. (Rec: 22/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father’s Day solitude, Souness steel, and what’s wrong with the English?Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Argonaut Octopus, post-coital moods, a rollercoaster 24 hours, and Vialli’s facial adornment.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hardly any Melchester and a terrible ending, plus Sue Lawley, coxing, and the Cockney Hospital. (Rec: 17/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s amazing morning, pale girls, house-selling preparation, wild oven-buying frenzies, sky law, and foreign babies. (Rec: 15/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some football talk, the TFTM tour schedule, the tree surgeon visits, and a shocking revelation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Takeaways, teenage girls’ opinions, Jimmy Nail, The Big Breakfast, Sam pits two TV channels against each other, and dirty gravity. (Rec: 6/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sheriffs, our TV series plans, butter, spiders, and Euro 2020 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who are the Marks Brothers? Also, beefing YouTubers, Rovers chase down a record, and Sir Alf makes a speech. (Rec: 10/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sleeping, toilet unblocking, cat tax discs, accidental noncing, cloud-thrusting, and David Attenborough’s knees. (Rec: 8/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family camping hell, getting a tab, our candle plans, and Southgate’s psychedelic selections.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Graffiti, gangs, college culture, having a night out, celeb selfies, and a Wayne Rooney opinion.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy wakes up and the Rovers are spurred on as Sir Alf plans his future. Meanwhile Blackie gets emotional again, and we encounter a rugby doctor. (Rec: 3/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arm sleep positions, van advice, a massive tin of beans, and the nose-to-tail con. (Rec: 1/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Week off plans, Andy’s flesh, Madness love, and not much else.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir Alf’s gap year, stolen tracksuits and eye-popping tactics, plus police racism and a bedside development. (Rec: 27/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Minimalism, physical goods v ‘the cloud’, food waste recycling, and golden time. (Rec: 25/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cauldrons, the nine Chinese fighting techniques, sex handkerchiefs, and some fresh pharmacy trouble.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian Harvey’s jacket potato nightmare and the connection between pickling and George Formby. (Rec: 23/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A swingball routine, clambering up velvet, a civilising challenge, and prediction mayhem.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Erotic drawings, Batman returns, Roy lingers, and Sir Alf espouses the joy of travel. (Rec: 20/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Swearing kids, Roger Taylor’s broadband, socks, films, and sleep clinics. (Rec: 18/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Len’s podcast, rigcraft, school summer fairs, and our displeasure with some of you.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir Alf considers the Moon and the downsides of fame, Duncan McKay gets angry about Zippy, the crowd explain corners, and Roy reaches for something soft and familiar. (Rec: 13/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Slothful sobriety, news from the cat community, fantasy radio, working class ad men, the trouble with in-laws, and back hair. (Rec: 11/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imaginary groups, Glasgow dreams, a Pips revelation, when Mexican stand-offs go wrong, and two gearsticks.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dodgy song topics from Macca and Rod, the mighty Bee Gees, and the less-mighty BBC Orchestra. (Rec: 9/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Touchline Lamparding, a coffee tasting, gentle telly, mending stuff, a truck ride, and the Richard O’Sullivan story.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starting a London knees-up, Sir Alf’s rules and a book break, and an unconventional half time ritual. (Rec: 6/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.