Top Flight Time Machine

We discuss Britain’s diminishing wall numbers, Roy wades into the crowd again and drops a ‘habeas corpus’, and Blackie worries about a liaison with Brinsden. (Rec: 3/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sleeping, the royal family, covid dating locations, and an indecent Premier Inn proposal.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Sam hates Johnny Hates Jazz, more American Trousers, rock ‘n roll, duetting with Alexander O’Neal and teenage feminism. (Rec: 22/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new IFS offering, the dead pop stars pyramid, a sad closure, and a shed office crisis.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Europa League draw fever and we tribute to our mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy’s amazing ear, continental players doing fighting and biting, celebrity interviewing, and Trevor Brinsden in peril. (Rec: 26/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anxious pets, streaming TV rated, Christmas cash for kids, and second-guessing wives. (Rec: 24/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Consuming matter, dragon eggs, Big Salt strikes again, ignoring calls, and ant/monkey TV.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Radio 4, Lebanon hostage biscuits, a card shuffler plea, and a postcode boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy returns to the pitch and reflects on his father, we have a Swedish TV tip and go in two-footed on ‘The Crown’, and Trevor Brinsden lets his mouth go. (Rec: 19/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new TV show idea, weighted blankets, hot bodies, and more cat stuff. (Rec: 17/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some jaded Covid activity, fighting the maskless, the horror of boarding school, and a toxic osteopath.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fear of the pop blob, Neighbours, driving six hours to slag off the radio, The Roxy, and some facts that are probably wrong. (Rec: 8/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fence power-playing, dream chat, the horrors of abroad, a human car, Gordon Bucket, and lazy man-widowing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 1960s flashback, and Roy’s comeback is halted by talk of music centres, catalogues and buying old stuff that we don’t need. (Rec: 12/11/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Manference developments, vegan Christmas, a nut allergy near-tragedy, teapots, and Andy’s dishwasher hell. (Rec: 10/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More frogs, The Six Million Dollar Man doll, making a car, an alternative flat, and a self-policing Luton pub. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Business cards, Kipper Jackson, Michael Barrymore, a holiday drug offer and Florida gun fear.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bush meat, Phil Collins, Roy gets tested by a German doc, and Penny wants justice as the net closes again. (Rec: 5/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X Factor, the maddest two minutes of TV ever, Scouse dumps, Nigella Lawson, and Gordon Ramsay. (Rec: 3/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our open prison dreams revived, a semi-legal Thames ferry, hospital skiving, and a meat pie barber.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We felt that Sam's recent interview with US comedy legend Seth Meyers for his 'The Reset' series was also worthy of 'Humans Of Honour' status - so here it is. Read/hear/subscribe to The Reset at https://samdelaney.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Garden party, private detectives, zoo chat, time travel, Love Island, and Sparks. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiger-based work, Rovers get reckless, a Guardiola takedown, Sir Alf returns, and the net of justice closes. (Rec: 29/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lots of bed and bedroom-related problems solved, and also the rules about swearing. (Rec: 27/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holiday games rooms, a paddling pool shock, a surprise rake, and a nightmare neighbour. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Vol-au-vent Parrot, Andy Warhol, premature baldness, a defence of Jamiroquai, better languages and a UB40 superfan. (Rec: 18/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Squandering money, losing stuff, a classic stray man, good guys of Barnes, and unusual smoking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Charlton schools Sue Lawley, the decline of steam, Duncan McKay’s parenting thoughts, and a psycho PE teacher. (Rec: 22/10/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nature of cults, pancake prison, body image, cat theft, and rip-off publishing. (Rec: 20/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mailbag delve, unleashing your inner kid, three courses of ravioli, targeted wasps, and asking people stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holiday plans, a silent retreat, an ill-advised flight booking, and more of Roger Taylor’s consumer tips. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An underwhelming surprise, plans for a set-up, a golden ball, garden potato fun, and Rovers get carried away. (Rec: 15/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bros on Ethiopia, why toffs run reality TV, David Beckham gets tricked, pies, bridges, and sexy fridges. (Rec: 13/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fatherly advice, river talk, seaside drills, and England stuff.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

American trousers, dressing like the rappers, Geordie Jeans, our live singing history and podding for ghosts. (Rec: 4/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England, Covid, a costume, a hired bus, online campaigning, and Diana’s statue. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy and Sir Alf finally meet, we ponder the human mind, the net closes, and there’s no team talk. (Rec: 8/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lazy colleague, a probation period fail, reach and wash feedback, a weird farming rant, and Netflix etiquette. (Rec: 6/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some England football content, the power of salt, and we solicit your feedback.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy is disgustingly fit, there’s a bit of Basran, a jetty opening, a sex reference, and Red Plane vs Yellow Plane. (Rec: 1/10/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Barrymore raps, working from home, cockerels, reach and wash, and cross-pod eyebrow chat. (Rec: 29/9/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spy doorbells, hiding, cowardice and the Matt Hancock saga is assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rotten, rotten top 40, violent plants, some Britpop squabbling, and Anthony Kiedis visits Sunderland to hunt down Andy. (Rec: 20/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simulcharging, knee-squeezing, living for content, local characters, and tree murder.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terrible colleagues, Terry Mac and a massive cake, the magic of trimphones, Rovers visit Roy, and there’s an airport swoop. (Rec: 24/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Probably one of the most depressing episodes we’ve ever done. (Rec: 22/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father’s Day solitude, Souness steel, and what’s wrong with the English?Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Argonaut Octopus, post-coital moods, a rollercoaster 24 hours, and Vialli’s facial adornment.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.