Top Flight Time Machine

The passing of a huge POI, commuting hell, a crow update, a Vinted movie, and the Beyonce conspiracy.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As a tribute following his sad death, here's our mini deep dive into a BBC feature on Geoff from 1976 - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.Source material: https://youtu.be/9acztgDDfUc?si=J1JnPPxkl_ztI95Y  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec 4/4/2019) The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differing gig experiences, the rebirth of the flute, and our status as the top corvid podcast is cemented.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spontaneous drinking, sliding tales, conker shenanigans, and the start of the Tuchel era.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/3/19) Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another trip to The North, the bread crematorium, and psychopaths. (Extended version of this episode on the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy talk, self-confident men of the past, engaging with tradesmen, TV show tips, and a TV show offer.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/3/19) Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A first class trip up North, Spreadsheet Steve, free gifts for the homeless and MPs, and murder numbers guesswork.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some Norwegian ratings, travel tips, a dis and dat museum, and a disgusting offence in the street.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/3/2019) A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A old-time song, hipster law, Nuclear Night, the return of a TFTM legend, and relocation plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Upcoming Noelplay, bog roll psychology, a Chinese cult hero, the greatest rock group ever, and a Millwall funeral. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/3/2019) A George Lucas sidetrack, a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dawson Heights maintenance, the gums, Lamparding, an egg man, a scruffy manager, and blue lad noises.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Narky otters, an unwanted gift, tyre worries, parenting woes, Toto Schillaci, dogs in mirrors, and the cologne scene.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/2/19) Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, and power-plays Jack Charlton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/2/19) Roy’s first set of wheels and a face-punch, a great night out in Sidetrax, plus Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mini-holiday in Blackpool, a jazz invitation, fish hands, a night emergency, a killer chick, and the majesty of Prince.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Memories of telly on specific days, listening positions, BBC pros and cons, and some awful fathering.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/2/2019) Roy’s contempt for his teammates, forced milk drinking, a road trip with Brian Clough, plus Souness and Weah.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music lesson boys, Earth, Wind AND Fire, David Byrne gets mugged, more cowardice, relaxing, and death threats.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some new ChatKFC music, acts of cowardice, Oasis, and some predictions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/2/19) Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Forest come calling…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elite-level Reading logistics, bell-hop cosplay, a tribute to Sven, and boardroom celeb-mingling.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/2/19) Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Predictions rules update, dis/dat car rental, energy use/misuse, a DHgate mate, and a showbiz dog walking encounter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ticklish Roy, Tottenham tendencies, lying fishermen liars, Bobby Charlton helps Roy, and our hero explores the world of charity.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TFTM after dark, dentistry woes, Katie Price, a Philippe update, and French portrait crisps.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family secrets, unpickpocketability, Elephant Man physiology, Anthony Hopkins, and a football back story.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/11/18) Windsniffers, Roy’s run-in with Pablo Counago and the creation of Puppet Jim Magilton. Nemeses everywhere you look…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shadowy forces behind the recent disorder, Sam’s pro-war anti-war TV work, and his filter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vita overheating, trips to France and London, doing stuff alone, a Phillipe update, and dealing with Disney dissent.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy takes charge at Ipswich, who play in the wrong colour. He embraces decorating before coming up against his eternal foe once again…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holiday feedback, ceiking beds, a riverbank stench, angry Phillipe, and the Jacksons in the Uber again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old school sugar abuse, robbery planning, bread poncery, a trip to Heaven, and spring onion harvesting.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (Rec: 31/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples with a player in his office. Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir Bobby Charlton. (Rec: 10/10/2018)  Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.