Top Flight Time Machine

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An activation lever, John Wark, drawing horses, 1980s Australians, a new signing tries a banana shot, and a Pigface stitch-up. (Rec: 22/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. (Rec: 21/6/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lying to The Beatles, buying a Greek island, Japanese whisky, wiring large sums of money, lethal armoured cars, and an artificial sun. (Rec: 20/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On our sixth birthday, we look back at a list of ideas we’ve had in the past that have been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bum crack talk, a mindfulness class, shelves, memories of houses from the past, gatecrashers, and scolding strangers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The defamation battle of the year assessed, awards for the untalented, an unboxing follow-up, and secret disposals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hucknall, Roy’s new single, comics, celeb encounters, Perspex violence, the Hunter’s Hat Trick, and the most sendings-off. (Rec: 15/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. (Rec: 14/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Magazines, holiday gifts, the BeatlesCave, reversing, and 2am diesel syphoning. (Rec: 13/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Photo manipulation, Cheryl and Ashley, liking films, and Stevie Wonder messes about.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Missing princess speculation, Stalin, maturing attitudes, a smashed bath tub, and Ben Elton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brief dream chat, old school photography, bunny spotting, filming men, Bielsa, imagination analysis, and Terry Anderson. (Rec: 8/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig. (Rec: 7/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Susceptibility to persuasive characters, Hammers in Hollywood, online banking security, and bartering pods for sausages. (Rec: 6/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marketing strategies, lesser podcasts, lamb memories, a talking head ambush, and widow correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feeling posh, playlists for dogs, being tracked, prepping, podding by post, Geoff Capes, and a forest house trek.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alternate facts, touchscreens, more Anderson Incident, wheel-feeding, the choke, hazards, the glove compartment, and boiled sweets. (Rec: 1/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag. (Rec: 31/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We examine the Beatles’ inventor pal, including name-changing, plastic, Brian Jones, and tech disruption. (Rec: 30/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New pod plug, data hating, hiding a film, the ‘Funhouse’ rights, an LA office, book talk, and a museum fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Island solitude, tax evasion, sauciness, a Nazi hospital, award defeat, and the continuing demise of football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A curtain-raiser, The Anderson Incident, Lynex, bodily rearrangement, horse fighting, and Roy and Blackie watch a video. (Rec: 25/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding. (Rec: 24/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The coolness of 1990, Fatboy Slim ruins a new top, cheese corkage, urchins in anoraks, and the magic of MC Tunes. (Rec: 23/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prediction scenes, a trip to Nottingham, royal conspiracies, and far right cult membership claims.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simon & Garfunkel bicker, USA For Africa vs Prince, lots of stuff we’ve been watching, and Steve Wright.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footballers’ books, a bit of Noelplay, dodgy cops, a victory parade, some post-match tablets, and Soccer Sixes. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretty much just the chart rundown - honk honk! (Rec: 16/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jarvis Cocker, more stationery, dirty book shops, a school report, and foreign bongo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A comedy show, self-care, Gregg Wallace, a public speaking fail, and a February bonus.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sanctimonious presenters, still saying, sweepers, Roy and Joe come together, post-Armageddon plans, and post-match noises. (Rec: 11/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bell bottoms, the hair genie, Big Tie, phone mix-ups, Tea Shop, fishing, a mashed car door, Mrs Vomit, and future plans. (Rec: 10/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beatles blagging, wild parakeets, Millwall implosion, Sparkie Williams, Sid threatens a budgie, and ResultsBot vows to go clean. (Rec: 9/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kitchen cleaning, getting away for a bit, Teesside, accidental stalking, and asking about house valuations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transatlantic trolling, some science, a captured monkey, Gladiators, and the Lampard men.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nervous Walter, a lucky chant, an old young manager, hot tellies, and an amazing soccer watch. (Rec: 4/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.