Top Flight Time Machine

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob Paisley, the concept of speed, a dressing room visit, Harold Lloyd, and Jimmy Slade goes into a frenzy. (Rec: 3/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John’s marvellous column-scaling outfit, Biddy’s pet, dog expenses, ‘Idiot Noakes’ anniversary strops, and Shep dies. (Rec: 2/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torvill and Dean, a bike accident, an Uber incident, Rockwell, and a Madonna pic hunt. (Rec: 1/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live jazz, watch talk, crime chat, more watch talk, and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Darts chaos, choosing the soft life, Sir John Classical, a lorry-driving footballer, and leaf-blowing/sucking.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Addresses, team and house points, Roy dresses really badly, 100%ing at work, and the Boycott era begins. (Rec: 27/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The back story of Blue Peter legend John Noakes, including tea, cult activity, two Jones’, and a sexy birthday party. (Rec: 26/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just the chart rundown. But what a chart. (Rec: 25/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jadedness, a roundabout visit, live classical music, being high in a cat café, and a dinner party fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A dad powerplay, hero fantasies, an amazing cake, music documentary tips, and digging news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Saying names of old players, Australia, Uber friends, Moyes’ close shave, and an amazing new chairman. (Rec: 20/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boris in Chichester, Turkish Delight and champagne, a street pig, and a pivot to lions. (Rec: 19/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Office chairs, shared lawn woes, work avoidance, and a career crossroads. (Rec: 18/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Excess peanuts, Vienetta, Harrods, Paul Weller, and vintage magazine treasure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sananda Maitreya gets Jacko angry, Grace Jones and Halifax, glazier talk, breaking news, video shops, and dustmotes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brazil gets punched, more Hunt rehabilitation, an emotional reunion, and an evil face. (Apologies for the intermittent sound issues) (Rec: 13/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tirpitz the war pig, TV show endings, the Dad’s Army cast slated, and jury duty avoidance. (Rec: 12/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.