Top Flight Time Machine

(Rec: 5/2/19) A telepathy show trial, Kev is recruited by MI5, a Tommy Smith boot deal rip-off, Shankly recruits from graduation ceremonies then brings the LOLs to Liverpool then leaves…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘matchday experience’, stop/go pedestrians, wi-fi woe, adventures with Vlad, and estate agents’ war influence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relocation, rude messages, hanging out with Robbie Williams, and single-incident nicknames.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/1/19) Wigs on TV, Shanks considers powdering KK, a junk shop merch empire, and a UK Fyre Festival plan.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naming songs, back pain talk, a psychic returns, Trump’s new Monaco, spies on expenses, and Tom & Jerry.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nap assessing, Jacko v Macca, a spider hole claim, a tiny chair, baby bird facts, and a Sam takeover.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Dan Harker, a perma-seething cop and youth football coach with a mission to stamp out 1985 hooliganism. (Part 1 is free-to-air for everyone - the rest of the series will be IFS Turbo-exclusive) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cover of the 1978 Blue Peter annual, a dog statue mystery, key disposal, and a toasted passport.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/1/19) Young Kev catches an arrow with his face, we meet his German neighbour, a drunk gets him a football trial, he lands a nemesis called Fred Leatherland, and gets into trouble with hitchhikers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sunday afternoon massages, stretching tyranny, Alan Whicker takes the nation’s temperature, and buying Greenland.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carvery joy, TikTok gravy idiocy, Adele’s haunted house, notable business cards, and a call for your antiques.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/1/19) Despite being electrified at birth, KK is too small for a paper round so breaks into a mortuary instead and finds dead Santa before being mentored by a nun and possibly killing his pet mouse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and feelings around the passing of two men who very much Lived Out Loud.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 4/1/19) We did part 2 again because we forgot we'd already done it. This version is 90% different, with added stuff about cows and Bob Marley - seemed a shame to waste it...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not the pop, but an unexpected look at the brilliant series of documentaries on ITVX.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frozen Sam, Jake’s big night out, Noel assesses us, a layby nap, Spanish guitar night, and audiobook accents.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/12/18) Kev gets a cow, meets the Queen, says 'heck', lists supermarkets, tunnels into a football ground and suffers a bereavement...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All-inclusive chat, musical entertainment, a one-dog riot, and illicit bridges.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spiderhole grooming, Bin Laden’s final look, our award, Samhandling, and getting on the telly at the darts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/12/18) Disguises, a rogue statue, an exploding duck, watching stadium construction on holiday, and scouting for dogs…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blobby trailers, a party stand-off, rude kids, early 90s attitudes, a German woman, a great Gotcha, and a drunk intruder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/6/19) We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noel’s acting skills, adult jokes, height gags, boxing legends, a leftfield NTV, and an impenetrable game.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scheduling offence, Blobby influence, record shop strife, the demise of gifts, a good guest, and a bad guest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/5/19) Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Royalwatch, some Keane fury, meal planning, and lunchboxes assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More upcoming live shows, a self-gift, board game eggheads, a lying CEO, a two-seat gig, and Christmas plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/5/19) Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Theatrical plans, double injury news, text insults, and milk for running.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alan Bennett, more Greg(g), feline lunch tampering, neediness, mum crushes, celeb marriages, and curly cables.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The modern-day Jesus, Christmas encroachment, Greg(g) keeps digging, and a surprise birthday party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding Turpin’s grave, getting on the telly, WokeWatch, Rod v Greg(g), and book reviews.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/5/19) Roy becomes a bad harlequin, scorns the city centre, and tries to stay normal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A pre-flight Samversation shaming, Italian restaurant woe, an unending spiral staircase, and continental toilets again. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doctors budget, Clarkson and farmers, a name error, Prescott, legitimate kickings, and a certified ponce in Bayswater.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 2/5/19) Baby Solskjaer is almost squeezed into oblivion, Sir John Jazz invents jazz, Roy gets a windowless gym, and there's an insight into the Cockney community…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A crow update, fearsome masks, DNA test peril, and old films, and legacies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two green shoots of online recovery, a sexy snowman film, and a fun crime.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 25/4/19) A cockney turns up at Old Trafford, Roy has a fight in a bar, does his cruciate, gets obsessed with Neighbours again, and has a one-man Christmas party  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stadium frustration, a confusing darts trip, roast talk, Jackal chat, and mum crushes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 18/4/19) Roy gets sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, Paperboy Heaven and McAteer buys some dolls…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A nap is interrupted, Tim Bell’s chauffeur, a Bob Dylan viewing, and a mum crush appeal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some car boot sale encounters, decades of fraternal teasing, and the Roy Race energy of Quincy Jones.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An amazing instrument, some politics, sleep, GMT for dogs, Capes interaction, a mother’s lusts, and a ballet sister.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 11/4/19) Lampard meets a van-driving football, our podcast academy plans, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, and the Poznan babies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A punchy MP, becoming the sheriff, and some religious jokes at the zoo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.