Top Flight Time Machine

(Rec:13/3/19) KK gets a goodbye ship, is asked to bring a light fitting home from Germany and narrowly misses out on some fanny powder. Also, Steve Wright gets stuck in his car…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ironing alternatives, a Luigi plunger, a thwarted Chinese takeaway, toxic chefs, and bird attack updates.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Adolescence’, some bum stuff, a shirt-pressing update, live shows preview, a navigation mix-up, and Capello speaks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seven years ago today, we embarked on an attempt to produce a short-run podcast series focussing on the history of the Premier League. Hopefully we’ll complete that mission one day…------------The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/3/19) Kev gets tapped up in a toilet, revels in disguises, becomes a pop star in the Music Larder, and bids farewell to Hamburg. (Also includes a James Bond diversion)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An anniversary, your Tory 20s, body hair, vintage computing, imperial predicting, and songsmithery plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Restaurant worries, bounce back loans, a spate of speed, and an Airbnb red flag.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 27/2/19) Kev fails to buy a fuse, becomes stray, apologises to a town, acquires some cheap meat from a teammate, and grows some mighty muscles…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The magic of Sly Stone, late performer arrival, basketball, and an objects plea.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Archive news, pub quiz memories, Boundaries Week, cobble war, global reset weirdos, and Taskrabbit grief.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/2/19) Kev gets a kicking and a clock, is smudged by Busby, tears himself away from Liverpool for the money, puts a dog on a bidet, and gets a perm…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mistake, CBeebies stories, a documentary for idiots, Elkie Brooks, train line naming, and fresh hero fantasies. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcast pigs, a possible HotBody IOW trip, a book launch, and a hat tip to the 1970s.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 13/2/19) Kev encounters a coffin, a medallion and a sword before Bob Paisley takes over - and Tommy Smith acts as a character witness after KK gets punchy…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A great football day, Martin Lewis guidance, some single-incident nicknames, bullying, and the Papal crisis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 5/2/19) A telepathy show trial, Kev is recruited by MI5, a Tommy Smith boot deal rip-off, Shankly recruits from graduation ceremonies then brings the LOLs to Liverpool then leaves…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ‘matchday experience’, stop/go pedestrians, wi-fi woe, adventures with Vlad, and estate agents’ war influence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relocation, rude messages, hanging out with Robbie Williams, and single-incident nicknames.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/1/19) Wigs on TV, Shanks considers powdering KK, a junk shop merch empire, and a UK Fyre Festival plan.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naming songs, back pain talk, a psychic returns, Trump’s new Monaco, spies on expenses, and Tom & Jerry.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nap assessing, Jacko v Macca, a spider hole claim, a tiny chair, baby bird facts, and a Sam takeover.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Dan Harker, a perma-seething cop and youth football coach with a mission to stamp out 1985 hooliganism. (Part 1 is free-to-air for everyone - the rest of the series will be IFS Turbo-exclusive) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cover of the 1978 Blue Peter annual, a dog statue mystery, key disposal, and a toasted passport.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/1/19) Young Kev catches an arrow with his face, we meet his German neighbour, a drunk gets him a football trial, he lands a nemesis called Fred Leatherland, and gets into trouble with hitchhikers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sunday afternoon massages, stretching tyranny, Alan Whicker takes the nation’s temperature, and buying Greenland.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carvery joy, TikTok gravy idiocy, Adele’s haunted house, notable business cards, and a call for your antiques.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/1/19) Despite being electrified at birth, KK is too small for a paper round so breaks into a mortuary instead and finds dead Santa before being mentored by a nun and possibly killing his pet mouse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and feelings around the passing of two men who very much Lived Out Loud.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 4/1/19) We did part 2 again because we forgot we'd already done it. This version is 90% different, with added stuff about cows and Bob Marley - seemed a shame to waste it...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not the pop, but an unexpected look at the brilliant series of documentaries on ITVX.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frozen Sam, Jake’s big night out, Noel assesses us, a layby nap, Spanish guitar night, and audiobook accents.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 20/12/18) Kev gets a cow, meets the Queen, says 'heck', lists supermarkets, tunnels into a football ground and suffers a bereavement...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All-inclusive chat, musical entertainment, a one-dog riot, and illicit bridges.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spiderhole grooming, Bin Laden’s final look, our award, Samhandling, and getting on the telly at the darts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/12/18) Disguises, a rogue statue, an exploding duck, watching stadium construction on holiday, and scouting for dogs…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blobby trailers, a party stand-off, rude kids, early 90s attitudes, a German woman, a great Gotcha, and a drunk intruder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/6/19) We reach the end of the Odyssey with the drama of Saipan, Roy looking forward to a bright future, and a man trapped in the Japanese sky forever…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Noel’s acting skills, adult jokes, height gags, boxing legends, a leftfield NTV, and an impenetrable game.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scheduling offence, Blobby influence, record shop strife, the demise of gifts, a good guest, and a bad guest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/5/19) Harry’s Challenge, a Bryan Adams show in the middle of the night, cheese sandwiches, dealing with drinking while you’re an alcoholic, & dressing up as a tiger.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Royalwatch, some Keane fury, meal planning, and lunchboxes assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More upcoming live shows, a self-gift, board game eggheads, a lying CEO, a two-seat gig, and Christmas plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/5/19) Roy has his own thing (not like those robot babies), gives Bosnich a blast, gets his revenge on Haaland, and we learn more about the mouth sandwich…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Theatrical plans, double injury news, text insults, and milk for running.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alan Bennett, more Greg(g), feline lunch tampering, neediness, mum crushes, celeb marriages, and curly cables.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The modern-day Jesus, Christmas encroachment, Greg(g) keeps digging, and a surprise birthday party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.