Top Flight Time Machine

Seven minutes of annoying echoing, retirement, chugging Rennie, saunas, Live Aid, and a Melchester game.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/10/19) A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 25/4/24) Healing wort, biblical eczema, the king of VAR, and Streaky falls foul of German hotel security.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad parenting, repetition, McCartney in the 1970s, Japanese jail racism, Lagos chaos, and a fan origin story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/10/19) We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 15/4/24) Donkey tray, puzzling, two-pump commie sex, other riots, jeans frustration, a new dad pal, and clothing rules.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, more Vinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A name game, Sam’s trifle woe, fridge issues, big shops, shopping trolley cosplay, and the return of flares.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 2/10/19) Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 11/4/24) Hot Shot Hamish, a Millwall biscuit tour, a horse on Runaround, Mrs Styles, Roy lures Streaky via newspaper, and a competition.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Saddertainment, a legal threat, anti-Womack radicalisation, a boot disaster, trifle, and a returning name formula.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Basran, small sweet treats, racist radio, sad dogs, Mother Shipton, extreme beauty, and Tuchel’s outburst.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 26/9/19 Kev’s Newcastle comeback falls foul of the Cockney Mafia as he tries to sign some of the game’s top stars. Plus night time phone calls and online player bids.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 3/4/24) Development deals, our fanzine, ‘cocaine’, ITV4’s loss, Allo Allo, and foreign footballers in Argos, and drone insults.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More muscles content, Wogan, cosy Saturday night telly, phone logistics, big vs lanky, and a Peter Reid dream.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Muscles Fortnight updates, fat jabs, gluttony, gyros love, a sad demise, and an evicted tribe.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 18/9/19) Kev encounters Tony Jiminez – includes internet versus microfiche, the Amazon rain forest and two Mike Ashleys?    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 26/3/24) Pothole issues, Grant Schnapps, sexy sword lady, other podcasts, and swimming pools.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The rise of Sunderland, Brazil and Monkhouse, mortality, bequeathing, Dave Bassett, the golf, and an unexpected march.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emails, quantity, pain relief, protein, muscle water, King Kong, Larry Bird, child extortion, and kindness.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 13/9/19) Things grind to a halt at Manchester City as Kev analyses Joey Barton. Then it’s a night drive to London for a meeting with Mike Ashley. Also, napping.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 19/3/24) On our sixth birthday, we looked back at a list of ideas we’d had in the past that had been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We look at your nominations and compile a shortlist of the men that Sam must topple for his dream role.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Likes and subscribes, drinking with Digby McDonald, ITN snack options, and a massage update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 5/5/19) Kev brings in miserable Nicolas Anelka (bemusing Robbie Fowler into the bargain), unleashes Joey Barton on to an unsuspecting world, and gives Richard Dunne his last last last chance.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/3/24) Roy’s incredible new look, The A-Team, Glenn Hoddle’s jazz party, Boycott’s new cap, and a dressing room defacement.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We pay tribute to the late Ricky Hatton, plus manmade vs nature, Darwin is dismissed, and striving for kindness.We've been outspoken about mental health and now we’re backing Stay Tuned - a podcast-powered campaign to smash the stigma surrounding suicide and raise money for CALM. The support we’ve had from the TFTM community has meant a lot, and we’re hoping you’ll back CALM in the same way. If you can, sling a few quid their way and help them save lives. https://tiltify.com/@sam-delaney/stay-tuned-2025-top-flight-time-machines-fundraiser-for-calmCampaign Against Living Miserably (CALM): https://www.thecalmzone.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phoning for jobs, bonus Melchester, a girl bully, Billy Joel, baby Superman, fruit flies, and Mr T’s daughter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/8/19) Deep vein thrombosis, speeding tickets, Stuart Pearce’s final match, celebrity ant-related gossip, and should Sam and Andy be running the country?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/3/24) Petrol economics, niche theatre, Ray Winstone, pop groups on the dole, and car boot sale chic.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cat grandadding, flats, stoning windows, uncling, fruit flies, weeds, a comfort purchase, and a new sport to love.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A pause, a charity appeal, bad backs and massages, reviews, Armani, Peter Sellers, and The Beatles.We've been outspoken about mental health Now we’re backing Stay Tuned - a podcast-powered campaign to smash the stigma surrounding suicide and raise money for CALM. The support we’ve had from the TFTM community has meant a lot, and we’re hoping you’ll back CALM in the same way. If you can, sling a few quid their way and help them save lives. https://tiltify.com/@sam-delaney/stay-tuned-2025-top-flight-time-machines-fundraiser-for-calm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/8/19) Kev tries to rid Maine Road of its booze culture. Plus Liam Gallagher, urine, and being drunk when grandma calls round.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 27/2/24) Just the chart countdown really… Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Park drinking, sticker night, football pinks, Todd Boehly’s farming methods, deadline day, and a Delaney party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sandwiches, food delivery, an expensive day out, 1984 pop reimagined, penalty fun, and a celeb snake escape.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/8/19) Kev moans about being England boss, Ron Atkinson’s TV-watching snack, Sam’s West Ham ticket office nightmare and surprising trip to Moscow.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 22/2/24) The Milk Cup, 1980s shares, tassel confiscation, the colander, Roy plays for England, and Panini stickers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dementia’s inevitable creep, evidence, red carpet touching, grass assessment, donkey merch, and funk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A trip to the Fringe, an urban canine emergency, and an unexpected brush with a global TV phenomenon.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 10/8/19) Kev struggles with England as the Pigfaces of Fleet Street work their evil magic on him, in spite of a warning from Monte Fresco. And was Our Price a socialist utopia?   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 13/2/24) Anne visits a hospital, a boxer saves the day, broadsheet coverage, the royal taping machine, and we meet Miss Sammy Scott.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Illness, the return of the Premier League, unwanted pop-ups, journalistic excellence and an autograph fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sort of football season preview, telly dances into oblivion, Sam’s greengage harvesting plans, and a prize car.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 31/7/19) Michael Jackson visits Fulham before Kev leaves for England and an ageism crisis. Also, ghost minorities…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 8/2/24) Cookie woes, four worried men, speed grassing, ageing teddy boys, radio hate, and an emergency meeting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arcade etiquette, Isle of Wight telly, King of the Hill returns, grunge on Talksport, and wart chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holidaying, triangulator-avoidance, customer service, a parenting level unlocked, and Dad v Lad Olympics.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.