The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute yet another TRR "Citizen of the Week"! Our love letter to VINYL! And, speaking of LOVE, we finally debut The Ralph Report match-making service, "E-GARmony"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ease into Monday with another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! We celebrate the new/old BRUCE WAYNE! And, Ralph and Eddie answer the age-old question: "Boxers or Briefs?" on NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph reviews ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD! @steveashton delivers his UK UPDATE from India! And, TV TUNE TUESDAY salutes TV's longest running theme! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Stallone wants more ROCKY money! And, We dive into our CRAZIEST song yet for ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton schools you about "Fish & Chips"! Another Garmy member could win BIG when Eddie Pence plays the "Comic Con Edition" of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, how Ralph was almost killed by some HORSES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie is BACK, and Kari REMAINS! We talk about holidays and earthquakes! Plus, we review the new SPIDER-MAN and throw some "goop" at Gwyneth! Don't miss the rest of this week's shows! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The reason why you can't MAIL A BABY! Another celeb wants to fight JUSTIN BIEBER! (Get in line, pal.) And, the voice of "Dee Dee" from DEXTER'S LABORATORY, voiceover artist Kat Cressida, shares the story of a heroic battle against cancer, doctors, and the insurance industry, that almost cost her everything. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's #TheRalphReport : EddiePence gives a review of his trip to Disneyland's #StarWarsGalaxyEdge! We prove that we can RAP as badly as ANYONE! And, special guest Shawn Hatosy stops by to talk about TNT's amazing show, #AnimalKingdom! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's episode: It's THE RALPH REPORT LIVE on-stage at the world famous Improv comedy club in Hollywood on Sat., June 15th, 2019! Enjoy Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari doing the show in front of a sold-out crowd of Garmy members! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's an Eddie Pence trifecta: Iced Tea, Egg Roll, or Root Beer Float ... Which one will he NOT eat? Also, what's Cosby up to in prison? And, someone could win some fabulous prizes on THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?! (Spoiler alert: No.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A lucky listener could win some fabulous prizes on another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who was the best BATMAN? And, we celebrate another 80's classic on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We introduce our TRR "I Barely Survived" stories! Steve Ashton gives us a lesson in the UK's bloody cuisine! And, of course we talk about AVENGERS: ENDGAME! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More on "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES" (aka "Aunt Becky Goes to Jail")! A spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER featuring Marxism and sexual confusion! And, Eddie Pence plays for one lucky listener who just might win some fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) in THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More info about Lori Loughlin and "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES"! ("I don't want your life! ...") Another classic 80's tune for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, an interview with ERIC BUTTS, the STAR WARS super-fan, about the trolls who attacked him online, and the good folks who rallied around him! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will Eddie eat a CHINESE ALMOND COOKIE?! Another of your favorite theme songs for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, comic book great, JERRY ORDWAY, talks about his days with SUPERMAN, and, you know, that time when he FREAKING KILLED HIM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Why "April Fools' Day" blows! A pro photographer talks about Ariana Grande's crazy demands! The weekend's winners and losers at the BOX OFFICE! And a salute to JAMES BOND 007! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

WE'RE BACK! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might win some fabulous prizes in our new game, "Fake Porn/Real Porn"! Join us in telling some rich people to "Shut The F**K Up!" And, to celebrate the up-coming premiere of the final season of VEEP, we welcome this week's guest, "Jonah Ryan" himself, Tim Simons!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "First Lady" Kari Garman is today's special co-host! Steve Ashton answers your questions with "Ask A Brit"! "Livvy At The Movies" is back with a review of WONDER PARK! We try to decipher the gibberish of "Mama June"! and speaking of sloppy things, rejoice in NATIONAL SLOPPY JOE DAY!

Thanks to all the GARMY that showed up to the SOLD OUT recording of #TheRalphReport - LIVE on Saturday night! And, for those of you who weren't able to be there in person, you can hear it on THE RALPH REPORT today! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate MARDI GRAS by downing some absinthe and cheeze doodles! Kari stops by to break down the most dramatic BACHELOR episode ever! And, due to popular demand, it's TV TUNE TUESDAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies! Subscribe: WWW.PATREON.COM/THERALPHREPORT

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Thoughts on Sunday's NFL playoff games! "Bug eating" myths laid to rest! A Ghostbuster vs Ghostbuster beef! We get to the bottom of "screwing the pooch"! Plus, it's another great Justice Leaguer interview with "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

There's a brand-new THE RALPH REPORT to help get you through your Monday! Today's show: The return of the vice-host, Eddie Pence! People who dress up their pets! All the showbiz news! And, this week's supremely funny guest, Bobby Moynihan! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's show we celebrate NATIONAL BOBBLEHEAD DAY! Plus: Phone calls from the Garmy! The Golden Globe winners! The latest theme park news with Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! And, less than two minutes of gloating about the Philadelphia Eagles victory! (Promise!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019! To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Some of you folks wanted CHRISTMAS BLUES by "The Boss" that was featured on THE RALPH REPORT as a separate mp3 download. Well, here you go! Happy holidays! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! We salute MAPLE SYRUP! (Well, one of us does.) Learn the "dos and don'ts" of the AIRPORT SECURITY line! And, the ideal holiday gift, a handkerchief by Colin Hanks, THE HANKS KERCHIEF! (hankskerchiefs.com) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: HAPPY MAKE A GIFT DAY! (FYI: No one really likes home-made gifts.) Why would someone buy an old typewriter for $162,500?! Who's Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! "I Had The Wrong Band" musical confessions! And, we try to give a Garmy family a merrier Christmas here: https://www.facebook.com/donate/267808380569396/2171854499747333/

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Enjoy "Christmas When you're Dead" by Sinatra's Ghost!

WE’RE BAAAAACK! THE RALPH REPORT returns after the Thanksgiving break with: All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, we “ASK A BRIT” to get some answers about British slang from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Plus, Ralph and Eddie reveal their TOP 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS! (Wait 'til you hear Eddie's ...) SUBSCRIBE TO LISTEN EVERY WEEKDAY!: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Finally, the perfect blend of Jesus and Jack Daniel's! Why bowling is the best sport! Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! 8 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews THE GRINCH! And, the first installment with this week's guest, the hilarious Bobby Slayton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Killer licorice, loony fanboys, and fake Christmas music! Plus, the "stripper song" Hall Of Fame! And, Part One of this week's celebrity interview with voice-over acting powerhouse, (and "Brain" of PINKY AND THE BRAIN), Maurice LaMarche! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's TOP TEN films at the box office! What it means when the COPS BUST YOU IN YOUR DREAMS! We bridge the culture gap between the US and the UK with "ASK A BRIT"! And, HAPPY OATMEAL DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: More great "MERCH Madness" designs! "Who'd Ralph Play" on last night's FAMILY GUY? The subconscious meaning behind your DREAMS! And, HAPPY NUT DAY!

On the road in St. Louis, I had every intention of doing a "regular" RALPH REPORT. But, things took a turn, and it ended up being a conversation between old friends about life, death, and what happens in between. I hope you enjoy this chat I had with my dear friend, Kevin Smith. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Make your Monday suck a little less with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT! Today's show: Where did "Say Uncle" come from?! Who was Ralph on last night's FAMILY GUY?! Pete Davidson rips Kanye! And, superstar author, Brad Meltzer, talks about his great new book, I AM NEIL ARMSTRONG! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: All the showbiz news, including Kanye, Lohan, and the big winners at the box office! Also, the TOP THREE THINGS learned this weekend! Plus, this week's celebrity guest, comedian Brad Williams! And, "Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?!"

On THE RALPH REPORT today: THE LADIES TAKE OVER! Due to Ralph's travel schedule, his wife, Kari, steps in as TODAY'S HOST! Join Kari and her special guests: a bottle of champagne, a half bottle of chardonnay, and her gal pal, Gillian! Plus, the first installment of Ralph's interview with this week's guest, the hilarious Greg Fitzsimmons! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

It's THE RALPH REPORT in front of a LIVE sold out audience at the world-famous Improv Comedy Club in Hollywood this past Saturday, September 15th! The crowd was amazing! And, for those who couldn't be there, here is the audio from Saturday's show, presented as today's podcast!

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: The weekend's TOP MOVIES! Should the REDSKINS change their name? Forget the pineapple debate ... What about MUSTARD PIZZA? Where did "knock on wood" come from? And, a tribute to the late, great, ADAM WEST ... SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY LABOR DAY! THE RALPH REPORT gang is taking the day off, so there's no all-new show today. However, as a little holiday bonus, here's the beginning of this week's interview with the amazing Rob Paulsen! The man who gave life to Yakko Warner and Pinky from ANIMANIACS, Rafael and Donatello from TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, and so many other beloved characters! Enjoy! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Welcome to another FREE MONDAY! Today's show: We make up for last week with our new segment, "Eddie Is Wrong"! We talk NFL (and beer) with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! And, we kick-off this week's interview with podcast superstar, Alison Rosen! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ken Fuchs, the biggest reality director in TV! Eddie's kid played in the Super Bowl! (... for his flag football league.) Ziggy is still terrible! And, Ralph interviews GOD! (... on the CW's SUPERNATURAL, actor Rob Benedict!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's show: 8 year old Olivia Garman reviews CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, (as her dad struggles to stop the tears it unleashed in him ...) Eddie Pence declares war on RATS and ROOT BEER! And, today is MERRIN DUNGEY's birthday! Celebrate by listening to her THE RALPH REPORT interview all this week!