The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : A (spoilers-free) review of 007's NO TIME TO DIE! A salute to the POP-UP TOASTER! And, a MONSTROUS Munchin' Monday taste-test! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Step into TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY fights MS! Twisted tongues! Folks CONFESS their SINS! And, Happy FACE YOUR FEARS DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On #TheRalphReport : Dirty cops in SEX IN THE NEWS! @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! @jaybusbee from @YahooSports talks Urban Meyer and the NFL! And, a scary VIDEO VAULT proves that VAMPIRES SUCK! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : You woke up this morning to a TV TUNES TUESDAY! More kinky stuff goes down in G-D M-F MYRTLE BEACH! Our tongues get fully twisted! And, the Garmy steps up to get ADAM WEST his hometown statue! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : An embarrassing TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY gives to charity! A brutal TONGUE TWISTER! What's up with POWER GIRL's boobs? And, Happy CREAM-FILLED DONUT Day! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph gets SAKE BOMBED! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER with soul! And, we've finally identified what the hell "GRIMACE" is! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to the great ED ASNER! Blast off with a tangy MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, an ALL-DRUNK edition of calls from "The Ralph Report HOTLINE"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Tales of our travels! We're MUNCHIN' Arby's nuggets! The last person on Earth to discover TED LASSO! And, SEX IN THE NEWS! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a red letter day at SEX UNIVERSITY! Beat it, here comes the FUZZ! And, how much would you pay to PRETEND to be in SPACE? Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Our tongues are TWISTED! The TIGER KING is getting rich behind bars! It's NATIONAL TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY! And, we salute that new musical sensation, SARAH BRAND! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The Garmy raises big cash for a great CHARITY! A looney TV TUNES TUESDAY! How to ride a bike! And, HAPPY WORLD JUMP DAY! Subscribe: http://patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's TIME(X) for ONE-HIT WONDEER WEDNESDAY! Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! And, we salute the GOLDEN ARCHES! TRR is back to FULL POWER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Will guest co-host STEVE ASHTON ever get his own jingle? Celebrities gone BAD! We love "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"! And, we explore the classic British pastime of DOGGING! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : WE CELEBRATE OUR 800TH EPISODE! With "Turkey talk", Cheesesteak rules, and how you can be a better lover than BATMAN! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY keeps growing! More amazing charity work by the GARMY! And, our all-star salute to JELLY DONUTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The TOP 100 best STRIPPER STAGE NAMES! Today's "HAPPY HIT" is for the TEACHERS! And the battle continues: AMERICA VS CICADAS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Happy birthday, Tim Horton's! Henceforth, RICKY SCHRODER shall be known as DICK Schroder! The magic of STORAGE WARS! And, we lose our KUMQUAT virginity! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a thunderous TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, a villainous GARMY GAME SHOW! And, just what America needs: NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're WHITE-HOT! We've got SteveAshton's UK UPDATE! Dating apps of the RICH & FAMOUS! We've got ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday on our minds! AND, it's CINCO DE MAYO!!! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're WHITE-HOT! We've got SteveAshton's UK UPDATE! Dating apps of the RICH & FAMOUS! We've got ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday on our minds! AND, it's CINCO DE MAYO!!! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Happy Birthday to STEVE ASHTON! Plus, do we need a FLINTSTONES sequel?! Or a FANTASY ISLAND sequel?! And, a ONE-HIT WONDER from GERMANY! (We're not PUTTIN' you on!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The power is yours on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! All hail our NEW patron god! And, happy NATIONAL LOOK ALIKE DAY! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A VACCINE SIDE-EFFECT update! Tales of BAD BOSSES! And, we dare to drink THICKENED WATER! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Even more GARBAGE PEOPLE! @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We've got the knack for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAYS! And, a séance to contact SEAN CONNERY! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Disco Lives" on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton and Kari Watson stop by to talk about their new project, the "Holistic Buffet"! And, on today's GARMY GAME SHOW: It's EASTER! Does Eddie know his rabbits? SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : “The wind of God is always blowing!" Eddie Pence finally has some MOXIE! The world's WORST dad! And, Happy 90th Birthday to William Shatner! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Are we FUNGIBLE OR NON-FUNGIBLE? @steveashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Who can save us from the ALIENS? And, we crack the "Case of the Video Vault" with our favorite PRIVATE EYES! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : By order of TRR, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We wish you a HAPPY BARBIE DAY! And, NOODLES (@TheGnudz) from #TheOffspring stops by to talk about the band's new album, #LetTheBadTimesRoll! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a very GROOVY show! We make Eddie drink his VEGETABLES! We tell you what not to do with EGGS! And, Happy 80th Birthday to CAPTAIN AMERICA! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! Is ZIGGY funny yet? And today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY might put you to sleep! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We kick off VALENTINE'S WEEK with a new song from JENNIFER STEWART! Two well-hung deities square off in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we enjoy a presidential breakfast on MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We remember "The Day The Music Died". We get drunk on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we talk with Kevin Derek, the director of the new documentary, MORE THAN MIYAGI: The Pat Morita Story! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Who's hunting BIGFOOT? The battle rages on in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, Eddie tries a little Québécois cuisine: POUTINE! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton reports from the new STAR WARS set in the UK! (Or does he?) We dive deep into the REAR ADMIRAL'S REAR! And, people confess the strangest places they've had SEX! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : One of the most MYSTERIOUS cartoons of all time on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Another story from "Sex In The News"! Happy "Kiss A Ginger" Day! And, why do all the songs about SUPERMAN suck?! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We do one last DEEP dive into 2020 on SEX UNIVERSITY! “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark”! And, a visit with BOBBY MOYNIHAN from the new NBC sitcom, MR. MAYOR! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We kick off our 5 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS gift giveaway! A surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY for Eddie! And, the premiere of a brand new Christmas musical by Garmy member Jennifer Stewart, "THE LEGEND OF SANTA RALPH"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Russia's COVID-19 vaccine has a BIG PROBLEM! And, are you HOT for SANTA? Well, you're not alone! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

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On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! The VIDEO VAULT gets musical! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we salute our latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Plus, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! An interview with the brilliant DJ Cummerbund! And, Happy Birthday to SESAME STREET! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton brings us his UK UPDATE! We crown a new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A musical tribute to the MURDER HORNETS! And, today's ONE-HIT WONDER comes to us from OH, CANADA! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

Today's #TheRalphReport : It's the HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR! Featuring: A scary edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! A visit from @steveashton! @jaybusbee from @YahooSports! HALLOWEEN MOVIES from the Video Vault! And, lots more treats, with NO TRICKS! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SCALLOPS are on the menu for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Eddie reveals a new fear, and it's SPECTACULAR! And, an interview with the amazing BRAD MELTZER about his terrific new kids' books! SUBSCRIBE : www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : How are kids gonna celebrate HALLOWEEN this year?! The return of VIRGIL FROM TENNESSEE! C'mon, and get happy with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NO BRA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph's APOLOGY TOUR! @eddiepence's DRUNK THOUGHTS! @steveashton's UK UPDATE! Fishes' FINGERS! TV's dumbest woman! And, an 80's classic for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're SO EXCITED for today's theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A lesson in HOW TO TALK "PHILLY SLANG"! It's MICHAELMAS, so eat a goose! And, a great interview with the charming and severely funny, BLAIRE ERSKINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with HALLOWEEN?! We're in motion towards this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, raisins are NATURE'S CANDY! It's SCIENCE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's THIRSTY THURSDAY! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS on "Hummus-gate"! Steve Ashton is back with his UK UPDATE! And, we CLAMP DOWN on the kinky lessons at SEX U.! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We open the VIDEO VAULT for the year 1982! The return of NFL talk with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, more TEXTING DISASTERS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport