The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy feeds some hungry folks for the holidays! The best MOVIES nobody is making! A classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY COCOA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The man behind the MUSIC of the LOONEY TUNES! Euphemisms for SEX all through history! And, happy 247th birthday to the U.S. MARINE CORPS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : TV TUNES TUESDAY gives us the blues! The amazing GARMY raises money to FEED THE HUNGRY! Meet the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Happy DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is murder! A salute to GREASY FOODS! The Garmy rescues WOLVES! And HAPPY CHUCKY DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : @steveashton's UK UPDATE! We salute @eddiepence with a HAIKU! The best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star @candimilo about her wild childhood and new book, SURVIVING THE ODD! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS of all time?! REALLY?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, SEMEN JEWELRY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for some reason. The fools.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?" SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's #TheRalphReport : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES! SUBSCRIBE: wwww.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Subscribe: www.Patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win @eddiepence's portrait of Loraine Falchetta?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Raising money for Alzheimer's research! The missing link to TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a TRR interview w/ the director and subject of the new documentary film about a reluctant Batman fan: "BATMAN AND ME" Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our favorite cinematic crime-fighters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the ALL-BATMAN edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph is a LIFESAVER! What artist is featured on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! ("Who wants to know?!") The latest (and frostiest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, SUPERHERO BUTTS! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and @eddiepence finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...) SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's an uncanny TV TUNES TUESDAY! The adventures of SUPERPOOH! And, we raise a bunch of money for the @srfcure in honor of BOB SAGET! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : What will be the hottest SEX TRENDS for 2022?! Is the average person really carrying around 5-20 pounds of POOP?! And, what's the best DRIVING SONG of all time?! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

HAPPY NEW YEAR! "The Ralph Report" is BACK! On today's show, the first TRR of 2022, it's a salute to BETTY WHITE! Folks confessing their sins! And, GUM JOBS! Join the fun and subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : ZORRO returns! A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton is back with the UK UPDATE! And, would you eat a COCKENTRICE? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! All hail the QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS! And, we taste-test FLAVORED LUBE! BBQ, Chicken and Bacon! OH MY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What NOT to name your kids! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Singers who ACT from the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, will we finally have a winner on the GARMY GAME SHOW? Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We take ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY all the way! We play our new game: "SWEDISH or KLINGON?!" And, is there really BACON FLAVORED LUBE?! (Spoilers: Yes.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to THE FONZ! We get to the hart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the GARMY confesses their SINS ... again! Subscribe: patreon.com/theralphreport