The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : Three picks from the VIDEO VAULT for the year 1987! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We unearth a lost recording of ED WYNN singing "Ballroom Blitz"! And, Batman has COVID?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : HOT WATER for the win! Things get hairy on today's SEX UNIVERSITY! A tribute to the late, great ROBERT SHAW! And, Eddie Pence declares independence from England all over again! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We free up another smash song on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SteveAshton uncovers early Ed Sheeran magic on the UK UPDATE! And, GROUCHO loved DEVIL FART'S! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go full speed with TV TUNES TUESDAY! We create a sure-fire hit movie idea for DISNEY! And, we play "Real Strip Club or Fake Strip Club" on THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : It's our 600th EPISODE! We celebrate with a "magnum opus" on TV TUNES TUESDAY! We ask "Why do Brits go to THE LOO"? We debate the best CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! And, we present another candidate for the ZOO OF TERROR! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The show might give you a case of "THE WILLIES"! Another bright and shiny ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The EMMY nominations! And, our salute to one of the great 007 villains, ODD JOB! (Silent, but, deadly!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We're driving into the skid on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie brings some NEW CRAZY! And, KEVIN SMITH stops by to talk CELEBRITY SHOW-OFF and the return of HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We go back to the SENSATIONAL 70's for this week's VIDEO VAULT! Senor @eddiepence delivers LA MUSICA! And, the TOUCHING story of a BOY and his ELEPHANT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Up with FREEDOM MASKS! A heavenly theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Is Eddie is joining the VILLAGE PEOPLE?! And, have a super NATIONAL DIVE BAR DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We pay tribute to the great CARL REINER! Also, it's CANADA DAY! So, we salute our neighbors to the north with a round of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM", and we get high with a Canadian ONE HIT WONDER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : More HOVERCRAFT love! The world's most expensive GUITAR! Some FATHERLY advice! And, we finally try POTATO milkshakes on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Get your hands on today's tune for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton drops his UK UPDATE! Happy birthday, DOCTOR WHO! And, the "Father's Day" edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Ralph has a FONT-PHOBIA! We salute a "Duke", a "Doc" and a "Dusty" on the anniversary of their passing! And, a SEX UNIVERSITY class that's guaranteed to make Eddie CRINGE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : First, the "Murder Hornets", then, the "Hangry Rats", now, the newest animal terror! Plus, the return of a HORROR MOVIE LEGEND! And, on this "Munchin' Monday", we taste-test ROSE PETAL JAM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very odd theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A discussion about a new TOP TEN MOVIE list that almost ends in MURDER! And, Is it safe to go back to the newly re-opening theme parks? We ask our expert, Banks Lee, from Attractions Magazine! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A big day for crime in THIS DAY IN HISTORY! Congratulations to the latest TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK! Happy birthday to MR. T! And, we explore the magical world of AUDIO EROTICA! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's going on in SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND? We ask Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! Ralph tells you what your dreams mean! And, a 50 year conflict will finally be settled once and for all ... DING DONG vs RING DING! Two cakes enter. ONE CAKE LEAVES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The UPSIDE of the MURDER HORNETS! We get alphabetical on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Disneyland in CHINA is set to re-open! What could go wrong?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Another evergreen theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Who'd Ralph play on the latest FAMILY GUY?! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our man in the UK, Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The true story of why "4/20" is the STONER HOLIDAY! Ralph's interview with PATRICK WARBURTON! And, Ralph and Eddie try some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! A rich and smooth ONE HIT WONDER! Another stop on our AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TOUR! And, Ralph's birthday tribute to 80's "British bombshell", SAMANTHA FOX! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : A classic ONE-HOT WONDER from the 1970's! A Garmy member is a hero of the COVID-19 crisis in West Virginia! And, the return of PIKOTARO that someone (?) wanted! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Kari drops by and joins the fun! CARDI B. is the Tiger King's biggest fan! We enjoy the perfect song for these troubling times! And, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : The TRR "Citizen of the Week"! DOCTOR WHO saves us again! More of @eddiepence's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And: Stuck in the house during quarantine? SEX U. presents the household items people are using as SEX TOYS! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Tales of BUTTS and BOOZE in the time of pandemic! EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS about St. Patrick! And, it's a "magical" ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! SUBSCRIBE:

On today's #TheRalphReport : What would Eddie do for a sandwich? The triumphant return of our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton And, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is coming home! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We reveal why you don't "drunk dial" THE RALPH REPORT HOTLINE! We discuss the weekend's BIG MOVIES! And, it's NATIONAL EGG MCMUFFIN DAY ... the same day that Wendy's unveils it's new breakfast menu. Coincidence? Nope! ... It's McDonald's VS Wendy's! And, we're on the front line of the BREAKFAST WARS on "Munchin' Monday"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is a song that you used to know! Ralph's plan to play a showbiz legend in a big-budget BIOPIC! And, it's ASH WEDNESDAY! How well does @eddiepence know his PATRON SAINTS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Eddie's first role in a MUSICAL! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from us to YOU!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We bring a new dimension to TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, more of your DUMB KID stories! And, a chat with Lisa Arch, star of MAD TV, DINNER AND A MOVIE, and the new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks SUPER BOWL! A new UPDATE from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! This weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) in a brand new edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY theme is a big one! ("That's what she said!") Plus, what actress wanted to be WONDER WOMAN? And, we reveal what will end the human race in SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is so fine! We love TALKING MONKEYS! And, just to piss off the "One Million Moms", we do a LIVE taste-test of some DAMN "Impossble" Whoppers! (*Bonus video of the test available to the 2,3 & 4 star Patreon supporters!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The first ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY of 2020! Getting naked for a good cause! Don't taunt the Secret Service! And, how YOU can make money with a BIG WIENER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : People need to stop improving things that already work! More of the holiday vocal magic of Eddie Pence! And, one of the biggest CHRISTMAS ONE-HIT WONDERS of all time! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! What Christmas ONE HIT-WONDER was BANNED by the Catholic Church?! And, it's the first battle in the CEREAL WARS! Which one sucks more?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie finds Yeezus! Why MADONNA can go straight to Hell! And, someone might win some "fabulous cash and prizes" on the the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's always Sonny on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Eddie eat an American classic (that came from Mexico)?! And, "Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November" with Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is loaded with unsolicited advice! Steve Ashton reveals shocking SPICE GIRLS news in the UK UPDATE! And, we look at this season's HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We explore the marvelous scientific breakthroughs of "SCIENCE FICTION ... OR SCIENCE FACT?"! Who is Jennifer Lawrence's new HUSBAND? And, NERD ALERT: Get your STAR WARS IX tickets TONIGHT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! Ralph's liver is furious with him after the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT premiere party! We salute THE RALPH REPORT "Citizen Of The Week"! And, who's the next non-musician celebrity who managed to worm his way to a hit record on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Enjoy "Holiday or Holi-NAY!" Meet the TRR "Citizen Of The Week"! Hear Eddie's mountain HORROR STORY! And, learn there's only one way to drink whiskey ... ONLY ONE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: That time "Jerry Lewis" called the President of France! Robert DeNiro turns CNN into FUNN! A "special song" to celebrate Justin Bieber's wedding! And, CHEWING GUM DAY: "Holiday or Holi-NAY"? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS! Do we need a "Hogan's Heroes" reboot?! (Spoilers: Nope.) And, who's up first in our look at actors who were ONE HIT WONDERS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The President vs. The Governator! ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY presents: When Actors Attack! And, we remember 9/11. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Hey, good buddy! You got yer ears on?" ... because here's today's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" talks about his new TV show, and the loss of his love of 30 years, Beth Chapman. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More from Daniel Radcliffe's AUDIO DIARY! And, happy birthday to Ralph's crush, SHIRLEY MANSON of Garbage! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Even weirder stuff than usual is going on in Florida! SPAM: the magical meat! And, what's "CBT"? Well, we learn all about the guys who like to have their "twig and berries" punished! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport