The Ralph Report
with Ralph Garman
Ralph Garman
Show overview
The Ralph Report has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 275 episodes. That works out to roughly 300 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 2m and 1h 13m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 4 months ago. The busiest year was 2020, with 49 episodes published. Published by Ralph Garman.
From the publisher
THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.
Latest Episodes
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THE RALPH REPORT 1788 - Thursday, January 22nd, 2026 - MASTERED
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Blow out the candles! It's THE RALPH REPORT's 8th BIRTHDAY! Plus, meet man who invented CONAN! The actor who inspired THE JOKER! And, the history of the MONEY SHOT!
THE RALPH REPORT 1776 - Monday, January 5th, 2026
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Happy New Year! We're BACK with tales from our holidays! We try a classic hot beverage from the 60's! And, how you can win the NEWEST airbrushed T-shirt from god-damned mother-f**king MYRTLE BEACH!
THE RALPH REPORT 1752 - Monday, November 3rd, 2025 - FREE
ETHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 3rd, 2025 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Welcome to NOVEMBER! Our HALLOWEEN weekend recap! We revisit Ralph's connection with Christian Bale! What would you do with Olivia Newton John's CLOTHING?! And, Happy birthday, GODZILLA! Sign up to hear TRR every day! www.patreon.com/theralphreport
THE RALPH REPORT 1751 - Friday, October 31st, 2025 - MASTERED
ETHE RALPH REPORT 1751 - Friday, October 31st, 2025 - MASTERED by Ralph Garman
THE RALPH REPORT 1728 - Monday, September 29th, 2025
ETHE RALPH REPORT 1728 - Monday, September 29th, 2025 by Ralph Garman
FairytaleOfHollywood_KASS2021
EHere's a special moment from the past ... KASS doing "Fairytale of Hollywood", with our beloved Steve Ashton. (Download version)
TRR1553_12_10_24 - TV Tunes - Christmas Gifts
ETHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 10th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! More bizarre tales of Eddie's youth! And, the perfect gift for everyone on your list!
TRR 1542_11_19_24 - TV Tunes - Monopoly - Tongue Twister
ETHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 19th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All aboard for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! We get all wound up by today's TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY 90th birthday to MONOPOLY! (I get to be the "race car"!)
TRR1478_07_29_24 - Munchin' Monday - Comic Con - Deadpool
ETHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024 On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1470_07_17_24 - One Hit Wonder - Illegal Bars - Chimp Moms
ETHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1440_05_21_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Yoda
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!
TRR1427_05_02_24 - Marmots - How to Be Good In Bed - RIP Duane Eddy
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1410 04 09 24 - TV Tunes - Gin & Tonic - RIP Jumbo
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1405_04_02_24 - Tongue Twister - Peanut Butter - Star Trek
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1396_03_19_24 - AI Ghosts - TV Tunes - 3-D Day
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1386_03_05_24 - TV Tunes - Tongue Twister - Drunk Thoughts
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1382_02_28_24 - One Hit Wonders - Godzilla - Ralph's Back
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1370_02_07_24 - One Hit Wonders - Trash Lady - Filet O Fish
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1364_01_30_24 - TV Tunes - Yodel - Tongue Twisters
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport
TRR1340_12_12_23 - TV Tunes - Gingerbread - Tongue Twister
EOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport