The Luke and Pete Show

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s been a bit hot! That didn’t stop a naked Donaldson sharing a bed with another naked male though… Elsewhere we hear about the “interesting” ways British people have been coping with the heat including swimming in a wheelie bin and wearing a… puffer jacket???Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke goes stomping around London like a massive red music nerd, and Pete's found a prison phone in his apology cabin. [email protected] for all your messages and batteries and that! See you Thursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete returns from Cornwall, covered in paint and reeking of adhesive. What could have occurred? Have a listen and find out...Scores are settled regarding an erroneous battery Hall of Fame entry and there are some hot vikings in our area. [email protected] for all your yap! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an extensive stroll, Luke decides to wear a sailor's hat to the show record, while Pete's opted for a cracking diving helmet. Just the thing to defend himself against some well deserved barbs from you lovely lot. Up yours, woke moralists! Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever thought about doing a flying elbow onto a printer? We haven’t, but naturally there is someone on the internet who has… Elsewhere, Luke finally tells us about his trip to Belgium and we also try to unpick the complex historical feud between battery titans Duracell & Eveready. It’s all part of the job.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone made the mistake of giving Pete the responsibility of working on a rum bar. It went just as well as you can imagine…We also hear whether Pete has learned a magic trick for Luke, before discussing Luke’s passion for animal documentaries and debating whether we can create an AI version of David Attenborough. Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're throwing down the necromantic gauntlet as Pete threatens to buy tax-deductible magic tricks off the internet, all the while stinking of apple cider vinegar.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lukey's bathroom is finally finished so he can look at his mangled forty-two year old body in a heated mirror. That's progress! Oh yeah, and Pete is threating to run for office. Scared? You should be...Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe that pubs used to close, for a few hours, in the middle of the afternoon? How would the kids (and dads) of today cope…Speaking of dads, the lads give us a long-overdue dad update on today’s show (Papa Moore’s bench-making pursuits are thriving) and we also get another update from our resident steel erector. It’s good stuff!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do the people who go on Love Island and Question Time have in common? That is the question Pete is answering on today’s show and the fact he doesn’t respect them is only one part of it…Elsewhere, Luke FINALLY reads the email about motorcycle greetings and a listener tells us about an interesting meeting he had with Paul Daniels in a toilet.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete started watching Stanger Things from series 4. A classic renegade move from Donaldson.Today, we hear what it is like to play life-sized Monopoly and discuss THAT duet between Michael Ball and Captain Tom. Two things that have further damaged Luke’s faith in modern society. To top things off, Pete tells us what could be his most unbelievable story to date!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is everyone in Essex good at football? That was the difficult lesson Pete learned when trying to save penalties while dressed as the Queen…Elsewhere, Luke finally shares the story of the baby born at a Metallica concert and we hear more tales about pathological small-town liars in the email section.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready for the ultimate Luke and Pete Show pivot?On today’s show, we go from dissecting the deepest darkest issues of UK politics to hearing what Pete has in common with scallops faster than you can say "Boris Johnson". Elsewhere our mission to find new players in our battery database gets interrupted as we learn all about electric whistles.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Planes are the order of the day on today’s show! We’re discussing two aviation-themed Youtube pranks that ended up with… well, pretty different results.Elsewhere, we hear how someone with no flying experience successfully landed a plane and a listener explains how two men received two superb nicknames: Maverick and Goose.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a bonus bank holiday, baby! In amongst the revelry of a four-day weekend though, we spare a thought for The Pope. Like... how do you think he is currently spending his time? Once that's been digested, we hear about Luke’s curious TikTok habits and Pete tells us how he intends to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back to recommend another podcast we think you’ll love!Joe Marler may be an England rugby player, but his podcast is not just another rugby podcast. The Joe Marler Show is all about learning what other people do for a living. As you can imagine, this will be great for Pete as a chef can finally tell him how to fix his culinary crimes. Maybe a tattoo artist can even tell him how to finally cover up some of that embarrassing body ink...But on today’s show, we’re learning all about funeral directors for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner!If you enjoy this episode, make sure to search for “The Joe Marler Show” on your podcast app and hit subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would Pete be like if he was a juggalo? That's the unexpected proposition Luke is considering on today’s show!We then discuss acceptable theatre etiquette and offer up another Luke and Pete Show review of the latest documentary series we've managed to watch. Plus, Luke’s cat makes another guest appearance!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s got an idea for a new TV show. And if we're being brutally honest... it’s not actually that bad.We then hear about some #lads behaviour as Luke’s former football team has recently been on tour and we continue on our quest to find new players for our big battery database.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has officially lost the plot. We are deeply, deeply sorry for the first 5 minutes of today’s show…Elsewhere, Luke tells us about his trip to the Norfolk Broads and Pete shares a clip that could be as good as the infamous "eating a succulent Chinese meal" video!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever been annoyed that Pete won’t let us talk about alien invasions? Today, we're going to put that right!We think you'll love 'Eureka!', Stak's brand new science podcast! Every Wednesday, science enthusiast Rick Edwards and actual real-life scientist Dr Michael Brooks get to the bottom of some of the universe’s most puzzling questions with the help of world-leading experts.In this episode, Professor Avi Loeb helps Rick and Michael answer the timeless question: should we fear an alien invasion?If you enjoy this episode, make sure to search “Eureka!” on your podcast app and hit subscribe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just one of the many disturbing propositions Luke is faced with on today’s show. Furthermore, it’s a historic day in our quest to uncover new battery brands and we hear what Pete has been eating while 'the partner he has access to' has been away. It’s just as bad as you think!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A photo has emerged where Luke and Pete look like Tony and A.J Soprano. The problem? We can’t decide which one is which.Elsewhere, we take an unexpected deep dive into the problems of modern society and reach a worrying proposition: will life actually be better in the Metaverse?Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy. We also read a fascinating email concerning Dave TV and receive an unusual explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. Let’s hope Luke doesn’t see anything like that on his jolly in the Norfolk Broads.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s turned into a film critic on today’s show, making an interesting case as to why Jackass should have won Best Picture at the Oscars. We then discuss pathological small town liars and Pete gives us another update on all his latest health concerns. If any doctors can help him please, PLEASE, get in touch!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for a hilarious unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday! Here's a little taste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back and feeling silly after Pete tried to do a handbrake turn in the car park pre-show. Not sure why. We then learn the shocking news that Pete held down a proper job for six years and receive an email from a man who went to Norwich on our recommendation. As far as we’re concerned, if he’s going to follow one of our recommendations, he only has himself to blame.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s bank holiday Monday, baby. Sweet beans! In related news, Luke and Pete both have shocking admissions in relation to their beans consumption... We then debate the best UK supermarkets and discover that we are the SOLE reason a marathon runner has made it to the World Championships.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has been getting recommended indie clubs again - shock! However, this recommendation didn’t come from an expected source. The lads also discuss a new harrowing, yet thought-provoking Netflix documentary and Luke’s cat makes a surprise guest appearance!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's the day! Pete finally talks about his trip to Wrestlemania, where he became obsessed with a wrestler called Mr Iguana, obviously.We then discuss the mad, but also slightly fascinating, possibility of Elon Musk buying Twitter and an email confirms Luke’s suspicions about hidden biker communities.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not.From one seismic event to another, we then discuss potential new evidence that the Loch Ness Monster exists and Doctor Lukey hears all about Pete’s latest ailments. No, we aren't ruling out an adder bite just yet.Do you have any info on the long-necked beast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Easter’s over, which means we simply must check up on Pete and find out how his stomach coped with the festivities.Luke then revels in some more animal stories, as we hear separate tales about an alligator and a lion cropping up in some pretty unusual locations.Do you have a good animal story? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two “fashion gurus” we have access to are back! And they're tackling a major problem: how do you dress fashionably as a 40-year-old man?Elsewhere, Pete gets confused by the concept of Alaska and Luke reads a dramatic email that at first glance is about a sofa but hides a whole lot more...Do you have a dramatic tale to share? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete spent the weekend with his mother-in-law. Sounds wholesome, right? It actually involved stinging nettles, antihistamine gel, a football in a river, a unicycle and loads of nitrous oxide canisters.Should Pete’s mother-in-law have expected anything else from a weekend away with Donny? We unpick all of that on today’s show. Do you have a good wedding story? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How many slaps do you think it takes to cook a chicken? The answer lies inside today’s show. We also learn the AMAZING reason why a man lived in an airport... for 14 years!Oh and we hear why Pete should NEVER be allowed a gun...Do you deserve our FA Cup commemorative stamps? Let us know why at [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On Thursday, we heard all about Pete’s trip to St. Lucia. It’s now Luke’s turn to update us on his holiday antics. He may not have had an encounter with a pear but he did meet a real-life turtle. However, that moment was not as magical as it sounds either. We then find time to read a few emails in relation to things “getting lopped off.” You can thank Pete for that one.Do you have any stories relating to anything discussed on today’s show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two busy young thrusting executives you have access to have returned from their holidays. On today's show, we address the rumour that Pete went on holiday to a swingers retreat. But before that, we had to hear about a car bootist’s dream purchase.There is also a VERY special treat contained in our email section. Trust us, you don't want to miss it...Do you have a question you would like to send us? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New week, same Pete Donaldson, who is back reading stuff out from Reddit. Today’s topics include - Elton John, Voldermort laughing in different languages and Wrestlemania, which Pete is lucky enough to be visiting.In the second half, Luke has a big conspiracy theory relating to Wetransfer and the emails help us uncover that the outlaw mod hairdresser may have returned.To get in touch with the show email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with the frozen penis. We can only apologise.That aside, Luke tells us about the infamous soda drinking black bear, Hank the Tank, and we watch some ducks “annihilate” a bowl of peas.Do you have your own animal-related story? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete went to the arcade at the weekend and it turns out he is very good at the coconut shy. He's now rich with arcade tickets – just a shame that he can’t use them to buy his pub.Elsewhere, Luke revels in the joys of a Danish goose parade and we try to settle two mysteries: do billionaires have enough money and what really happens in Berghain?Do you know what really happens in Berghain? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breaking news, Luke has officially been added to the neighbourhood Whatsapp group. A major development in local news that can only be topped by the fact that Pete might be buying a pub. In the emails, we have some slightly strange chat about Super Mario’s nipples and there are some developments in our mission to find the most famous Eileen.Do you have any advice for Pete about buying a pub? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsley during an after hours boxing match…Plus, we read a couple of emails relating to Only Fools and Horses-themed outlets and Luke reveals that Pete’s got a deep dark secret concerning Peaky Blinders.Do you want to share your deep dark secrets? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Small people are being verbally attacked by pro gamers and Pete is reeling. REELING. This begs the question: what would Pete be like if he was 6'3?We also consider the amazing world of Pokémon and get an update on the alternative versions of TV shows in China. Oh, and Pete has an interesting new email topic…Have you ever had anything lopped off before? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s well-publicised tax issues have led to Luke coming up with a genius money-making scheme for the pair of them. Warning, it involves NFTs and some sensitive Donaldson content…We also hear about some of our good deeds that have gone wrong and finally finish our hand-hurting emails. What to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show...Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss sitting an exam with broken fingers and a drunken accident when someone tried to sneak in without waking up their parents.Any advice for sneaking in after a few drinks? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his kingdom and they are as expected.... interesting.  In the second half, we finally get round to our hand hurting special and warning, it's not for the faint heart. We hear about a medical marvel of a pinky and an unfortunate story relating to conkers and a meat skewer.Are you a medical marvel? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke is looking resplendent in a shacket on today’s show. That being said, he wasn’t looking so good when he waded through the mud to watch Rocket from the Crypt at Glastonbury ‘98.In other news, Luke’s still not over Pete ruining Game of Thrones for him and we managed to find some time to try and enter some new players into our big battery database. Think you can contribute a new player to the game? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are attempting to take on fashion today, although it ends up being more of a fashion disaster (we’ll let you decide if that’s a surprise). We hear all about the lads' suit dilemmas and some of their worst haircuts.We then have a listener claim he witnessed a panther attack in England. Don’t worry, we were sceptical too.Send us your most far fetched (but real) stories, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete have been busy in cyberspace since the last show as they finally managed to find time to play PUBG together. If only Pete still didn’t have his driver's licence, he might have spent less time blowing Luke’s cover by driving vehicles.Pete's then "delighted" as we get stuck into the world of Only Fools and Horses merchandise and as promised he tells us about all the birds that fell out of the sky.Today’s email was about a disastrous shortcut. You can send us an email at [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s health problems are raging on worse than ever thanks to an attack from an old jumper. However, Luke helpfully has a suggestion which might improve Pete’s health going forward… Potato milk!In the emails we finally get to the bottom of Episode 140 “Horses can’t vomit” (aka the missing episode) and the truth of the matter is far more harrowing than we expected.Remember to tune in next time to hear about all the birds that fell out of the Sky…Get in touch, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Thursday’s Luke and Pete Show. Today's big news is that Fight Club has a new ending in China! More predictably, Pete's still not watched Yellow Jackets and he also once “clouted” a Hollywood actress with his dodgem car.In the emails, we also have an Egyptian contender for the most scenic commute. Do you have a scenic commute? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.