The Luke and Pete Show

It’s going to be a hot boy summer for Pete Donaldson because indie sleaze is back! Donald Trump is also back with his weird word pronunciations – and Pete may or may not have discovered his maddest one yet.  After the break, we dig into the ongoing drama surrounding the missing episode and hear about another famous Eileen.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a transformational show for Pete today. He opens it with a major announcement about a seismic change he has made to his life. What's more, we then hear there's been an enormous change to the aesthetic of his alter ego, Diggory. Finally, we have a delightful email relating to night-out shortcuts and getting attacked by big cats.We want to hear your stories relating to best/worst night-out shortcuts, getting attacked by animals and the most severe way you’ve hurt your hand. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here at The Luke and Pete Show people look to us as the leading spokespeople in podcasting on social etiquette. Today we confront our biggest challenge yet and face up to the issue of night-out etiquette.Once we’ve solved that, Luke gives us a rundown on The Apprentice and we discuss whether men can breastfeed.We love to read out your stories on the show. Get in touch, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back! We start today’s show in the most obvious place: Shania Twain’s Wikipedia. We then take a deep dive into a series of film and TV reviews before hearing about Pete’s Eye of Sauron. We’ll let you decide if that's a euphemism.Finally, we have time for battery brands and hear about some of Luke’s lookalikes. Know anyone who looks like Luke? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, on today’s show Pete is very upset after hearing Logan Paul has been having issues with his rare Pokémon cards. Before we know it we're discussing deep state conspiracies and QAnon, obviously. Luke then brings us back down to earth by telling us about ostriches that escaped from a zoo and in the emails we discuss acceptable bus etiquette.Do you need us to solve any other social dilemmas? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go, it's the day you have all been waiting for: today we finally announce the results of our big battery poll and reveal whether “Aerolatte” AAs will be received as a new player into our battery database. *drumroll please*But before that, conversation turns to the hazy world of UFOs and the Happy Mondays. Two naturally related topics, of course.Your stories are key to The Luke and Pete Show. Send them in, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we start our NFTs special in the most logical place: Pete’s dad’s local pub. Once that is covered, we get back on track (slightly) by hearing about a woman who is NFTing her own farts. We also hear from some people that actually know about NFTs and there's an email about Ninjas.Got a story you think we might like to hear? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has been doing some “work” research by checking out Spotify's back catalogue of erotic podcasts. He reportedly hasn’t managed to find a Hero Quest episode yet, but we’ll keep you updated.We then discuss the prospect of replacing meat with bugs and there is some major controversy in our mission to enter some new players into the game.Do you have any thoughts on our battery protocol? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a new week and Luke has arrived with a story about how he chucked his Christmas tree out of the window. However, that has nothing on Pete’s chat about his New Year with a surgeon he has access to. Cue a full studio meltdown.Once the lads have calmed down, they find time to read an email about car theft and wheel locks. It’s good advice, really.If you want to share some good advice with The Luke and Pete Show community, email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We then hear why Pete would be happy to take a couple of years in prison and finally get to the bottom of the origin of Raver Fuel Beans that we were sent on Twitter. Do you have any access to sweet beans? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the future. It’s 2022, and Pete is teaching Luke about those ultramodern NFTs. The outcome? They’re all shit. One thing that isn’t shit, however, is a story about a man who got bitten by otters. Thankfully Luke has one of them. We also re-visit Yakults and catalytic converter theft in the emails.Let us know how your year is going so far. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arm-shelving still exists in 2021 and Pete won’t stand for it! We are hurtling towards a new, hopefully arm-shelf free, year and the lads are back for one final show.Today we hear about how Luke saw the new Ghostbusters, Pete tells us about salmon semen and we add some new players to the game. It’s just another episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Thank you very much for your support throughout 2021. Whether you have sent us an email, left us a review or just listened to an episode you are a major part of The Luke and Pete Show and we value you dearly.We’ll be back in 2022 for more fun and batteries, in the meantime feel free to get in touch with the show. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! What day of the week is it? We don’t know, but what we do know is that we are here for part 2 of our Christmas special. We’re discussing the top 10 Christmas songs and reading more of your best and worst Christmas stories. Pete then ends the show by delivering us all a belated Christmas present when he reveals a very personal secret…Are you prepared to tell us your personal secrets? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was the show before Christmas, and Luke and Pete are here with the first part of the LAPS Christmas special. On the show, the lads discuss what their ideal Christmas presents would be. For Pete, it is NOT socks.We then get into the festive spirit by reading out your best and worst Christmas stories, including tales about a Christmas fight and getting drunk with dad. Everyone at the Luke and Pete Show hopes you have a wonderful Christmas. Feel free to get in touch and tell us what you are up to.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the Luke and Pete Show, your one-stop shop for all of the latest Sex and the City news, apparently. Once Pete has updated us on the latest goss *spoiler alert*, we then get into the show's beef with Peloton and learn why Pete doesn’t want to exercise in the new year. We also receive a delightful email concerning ninja gyms and read some parkour reviews. That’s the stuff.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, Luke and Pete finally manage to stay on topic for long enough to talk about Luke’s trip to Devon, where he played the fruit machine in the arcade. A baffling experience for the wife he has access to. We then hear about some quality school boy behaviour (which we do not endorse) relating to deodorant flamethrowers and lockerbombs. It's good stuff. Have a story relating to any other behaviour that we don’t endorse? Email [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do Pete and Marcus Rashford have in common? They work hard for the kids. Unfortunately, those kids have been deprived of monster trucks for far too long – but that time is over. Monster trucks are back, baby!After this cause for celebration, we get a Stewey Donaldson update and receive an email regarding a very anonymous police tape.Do you have access to a police tape? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to today's modcast! The thought of Pete Donaldson driving over two hours to Norwich to go to an Indie night was too much for Luke on today’s show. Thankfully, Donaldson is still in his prime... We finish the show by revisiting a highly controversial topic - the full English breakfast - as we have an email about a hero of the fry-up community who is shouldering the burden for the rest of us.Send us your stories about your best and worst Christmases! [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tis’ the season for Brussels sprouts! Luke and Pete have started attending those dreaded Christmas parties which, if we’re honest, are situations where neither of them excel. One thing Pete does excel at is forgetting Luke's TV recommendations - he managed to watch his most recent recommendation by accident.Once we bypass this awkward situation, we hear from a man who has a photographic archive of hand dryers. How's that for an early Christmas present? Ahead of the big day, we are wanting you to tell us some stories from your best and worst Christmases. Send them to [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please, take a moment to be present, it’s Thursday and the Christmas party season has officially started. Luke and Pete are discussing anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts, three things that appear to have nothing in common but are all strangely related. We then read an email and celebrate the mighty deodorant flamethrower. Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, so grab a can and come listen to the Luke and Pete Show! We’ll be having all the usual tipsy chat, from “Dr” Gillian McKeith checking out people’s poo to a man cooking his own testicles.If that isn’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have an email on the subject of dodgy hand dryers. To get in touch with the show email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on!Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is still spending most of his spare time on Facebook Marketplace - but he isn't selling a magic wand, much to the disappointment of a five-year-old child. We recover from that crushing setback by celebrating the wonderful Takeshi’s Castle. We then finish off the show by trying to answer the big question: what wouldn’t be improved by the addition of Snoop Dogg? We couldn’t think of anything, can you? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show Beans Special. We’re talking sweet beans, baked beans, useless butter beans - not the boxer, although he also gets a mention. We then swap our magic beans for a cow going down a waterslide and an email about Harry Styles. Come and have a listen, you cowards.Want to talk to us about beans? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has only brought two subjects that he wants to discuss on today’s show: Ian Brown’s nunchucks and a lead singer who took a very interesting course of action when needing to answer nature’s call. Warning, that second story is worse than you think.After wading through those big issues, we just about have time to check in with two of our regular features on the show - battery brands and chasing dads.Have a story you want us to discuss? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, and it was an eventful weekend. Pete stepped out of his comfort zone and attended a 90s weekender at Butlin's in Bognor, while Luke stayed in and witness a major incident of his own.Luke also manages to say “the most boring thing he has ever said” on the podcast - brace yourselves. Think you can offer something slightly less boring? Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heartbreak on today’s Luke and Pete Show; apparently the traditional full English breakfast is a dying art. We mourn that and also hear how Pete bought a new reel-to-reel player to find out what was on the tape on his old, broken reel-to-reel player. The result was, err... disappointing.Stasi Dad’s son also got back in touch to assure you his dad “is not a Stasi man”.Not a Stasi man? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke went to see the new Marvel movie this weekend, even though no one warned him to avoid any outdoor activity first - the big sleepy bear. To be fair, it was only the dregs of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.Elsewhere we have some feel-good content, as Pete met some police dogs and we get an email from a wholesome dad.Is your dad wholesome? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, it’s The Luke and Pete show and we have more stories about being chased by dads thanks to an email from listener Carl. However, before we get round to that Luke and Pete try to settle the big debate - If something comes out of your bum, is it poop?Our excellent battery form also continues as we welcome a few new players to the game. Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pinch punch! It’s the 1st of November and spooky season has been and gone. Today we chat about Halloween, and more importantly, how Pete didn’t invite Luke to his party. Pete also tells us about his trip to The Republic of Užupis, The Shoreditch of Lithuania. (He didn’t invite Luke to that either) As usual, we finish off with a few emails, including a wholesome story about dad karate and a slightly less wholesome correspondence about a Dad that may or may not have worked for The Stasi. Was your dad in The Stasi? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, everyone - we're back! Luke and Pete are talking dads, Mormons and karate masters. Or, in one extraordinary case, a dad Mormon karate master.  We also had some correspondence on the subject of soiled pants and even found time to enter a couple of new players into the game!  Got a story to share with us? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for another week! Today on The Luke and Pete Show, we discuss which household appliances we respect the most. Spoiler alert - Luke's George Foreman takes an absolute battering...Elsewhere, there's a video that sparks Pete Donaldson's holy trinity of nightmares and listener Luke from Cardiff weighs in with some epic classic dad behaviour. Send in your classic Dad stories and more at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why don't billionaires do a remake of the Titanic? Why is a man going to Norfolk to buy dead crocodile heads? How are space probes fuelled? Why has a man who films cyst-ridden cow hooves got over a million subscribers on YouTube?If you can find a single other podcast anywhere in the world answering the breadth of questions like above then please subscribe to it. Go on, do it. Do it with our blessing. But until then, stick with good ol' Lukey and Petey. We'll see you right.Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! Welcome back to another half an hour with The Luke and The Pete. This time around we talk James Bond, which naturally leads into a chat about cinema etiquette and what level and frequency of cough Pete deems acceptable in the movie theatre. There's also more tales from listeners about their school's approach to whatever non-existent drug problem existed at the time and we spend what feels like a lot of minutes talking about morning routines. What's yours? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We come to you this Thursday with bad news. Pete's shed has stopped working! All the electrics have packed in and our eponymous hero is left wondering what to do. Hopefully he can get it sorted before the weather gets really cold.Elsewhere, we talk the improvement in hand driers, the etiquette of the public toilet, a man that left skidmarked pants at Pete's house and the time his Dad nearly killed a man. Yes you read that correctly, and no those two incidents are not related.To get in touch, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome along to a new week of LAPS, as the cool kids are calling it now. Luke and Pete, resplendent in their shackets, join each other to talk about a number of commercially available beverages, including Special Brew, Diet Coke and San Pellegrino, before getting stuck into some other bits and pieces including the Lake District, an app designed to stop incest and much, much more.We also hear from you, the listener, and your finest tales as well, and if you're reading this and have never sent us an email, please don't be shy. You can find us on [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in what it's like to work in a non-traditional office, before Pete sings the praises of the humble rice cooker, and Luke runs the rule over haircut etiquette.We also take the time to double check that Pete wasn't mentioned in the Pandora Papers, hear about a listener who had his flip-flop stolen by an unlikely thief, and end on an evisceration of one of the world's most successful authors.Bring your dinner: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new week of LAPS! It's lovely to have you along. Pete's back from his holidays with the partner he has access to, but he missed the dogs he has access to and it turns out there's a problem with the fridge he has access to. So, a mixed bag really.We start proceedings by getting stuck into Saltbae in a way that we could never afford to do in his actual restaurant, before waxing lyrical about foxes and walkie talkies. Our wonderful LAPS family has also excelled itself with some stories of their own, as they always do, so stick around for that.Hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just how much time did Pete spend on that Jack Bauer chat forum back in the day? The guys attempt to get to grips with it and find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes...Elsewhere, there's an update from the UK swingers scene, the boys learn about the perils of a vaping convention, and discuss the relative acting merits of Keanu Reeves.Oh, and today's show also contains the following - baths, horse shit, the imperial measurement system and The One Show. Actually those first three subjects sound like they could all be features on The One Show, don't they?Talk to us, we could be friends but you playin': [email protected]   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Pete bought a set of walkie talkies to use down the shed so he doesn't need to spend quite as much time in the house? Yes, yes he has. And that can only be good news for the Luke and Pete Show, let's be honest. But what's this? One of the walkie talkies appears to be haunted? Ooooooooh, tell us more Donny...PS: We also find some time to talk about a man who had a bike ride to remember and Mick Fleetwood. [email protected] is the destination for all of your stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is off to the Canary Islands just in time to see a volcano erupt everywhere. Bloody typical. Will he come back covered in molten hot magma? Stay tuned to find out. What else does today's show consist of, we hear you ask? Well, there's a cat having problems using his catflap, a trip or two to the greyhounds, and a very naughty grandparent. Be warned.To get in touch, you know the email address by now, but just in case you need a reminder: [email protected] soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet more of his time emailing listeners privately about gibbons.There's also POG, the true benefit of sheep eating only grass, and the remarkable ability of both of our protagonists for spilling food down their respective shirts. Get in touch with us! We love hearing from you! [email protected] is the destination. Stay frosty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, intelligence level needed to be a TV presenter, red hot playground slides, and bald maniacs who podcast.There's also Married at First Sight, a big long walk in Australia and lots more. Have a great weekend! To send us a missive, use [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discovers the Milk Crate Challenge just 20 weeks after it all started, decides he'd quite like to be a taxi driver at some point, and gives us all his theories on sea sickness.There's also time for your stories as well, and one of them involves a quite awkward conversation around not deleting one's browsing history. Consider yourselves warned.Let's hear from you, too! Get in touch with us here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where Pete can go on his next holiday, before ending the discussion by asking why people are always the worst versions of themselves at airports.Elsewhere, there are protests, more sheep food chat and a group of listeners heading across Europe on their bikes with disastrous consequences. Looking for somewhere to send a story? Here's the place: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, inspired by Luke taking a couple of trips to the cinema. After that, we hear another story involving a listener's parent's specialist DVD collection.In other news, Pete has a problem with his eye which he thinks may have come from him refusing professional make up for a live theatre performance of Wrestle Me, to instead draw all over his face with a Sharpie. Will he ever learn? The answer, of course, is no. To get in touch, we're always here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you expected one thing, only to discover that the opposite was true. The boys share their own mishaps as well as a few tales of misfortune that we received from you lovely lot. Expect grim meals in Japan, an ill-fated trip to Lisbon and a very strange sleepwalking mate. Get involved! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your room for the cleaners, before turning their attention to a typically diverse array of different topics including asthma and ill-advised ways to commemorate the life of the great Martin Luther King.Elsewhere, there's some fresh batteries to look at, as yet more listeners step up and try to find a new player to enter the game, and we get through a couple of your emails too. Put your feet up in front of your podcast player and have a good [email protected] to check in with us and let us know how you're doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that have lived the longest, trees with coins bashed into them, deer velvet, ice skating, car parking and Pete's historic constipation.We also take the time to recount a story courtesy of one of our listeners about a European cycle trip gone awry, and it's a belter. Have a great week!To tell us a story of your own, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprobates? On today's show, as well as all the usual chutney about batteries, we've got an interesting legal loophole in the United States, the philosophy that underpins Wikipedia (quite literally), and news from Pete of a CIA spy device that really has to be heard to be believed.Don't go anywhere, keep it Luke and Pete. And to get further involved, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.