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The kids are alright?

News has reached us that KSI and Logan Paul have had bottles of Prime thrown at them. Is our protest finally working?On a related note, Pete takes time on today's show to applaud the creativity of the Grimace milkshake TikTok trend and we receive an email that explains that the conspiracy theory Pete made up might actually be true...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 3, 202330 min

Why’d you only call me from your Jag?

Glastonbury has been and gone and Luke and Pete can’t agree on whether the Arctic Monkeys should be doing an impression of a Las Vegas crooner band.Elsewhere, Pete’s had to get his Jag serviced (it didn’t go well), Luke carries on his war against Thames Water and we pay tribute to a legend in the battery game.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 29, 202339 min

Catspiracy

We still haven’t given up on the attempt to create our own conspiracy theory. Today, Luke reveals he’s been studying old conspiracies for inspiration.Once we hear about that, Luke then tells us about how his cat jumped out of a 15-foot window and Pete tells us about the latest food purchase that has upset his stomach.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 202327 min

Conspiracy People

Pete’s decided that he wants to start his own conspiracy theory. So, Luke helps him brainstorm ideas on today’s show.In an unlinked conversation, we also start a campaign to get Pete a job in the House of Commons and the two lads once again lock horns over Pete's favourite band, Pulp.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 202333 min

Eight Cups a Week

Pete would look great in a leotard and a bald cap, don't you think? It could happen, find out how on today's show!!Elsewhere, Luke gets stuck down a rabbit hole trying to think of Beatles coffee puns and we finally pay our respects to Long Boi. Well kinda...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 19, 202334 min

Luke the Big Red Dad

Luke’s back!! Pete's decided that guests are too much admin, so he’s welcomed Luke back onto the pod.Today, we hear all about what Luke’s been up to during his time off and Pete reveals that he's revisited the Airbnb where he once put his foot through the ceiling. It turns out his handy work has not aged well. Who would have guessed?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 202338 min

A lot of rich holiday food

You wanted another awful slice of Donaldson domesticity, and we've once again managed to talk round the one person who can give us a peek into what it's like to go on holiday with Pete. Turns out he makes poor food choices. All the time. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 202329 min

Just sexy enough for Haribo

Today Pete is joined by quite the guest. Not only does he appear in Stath Lets Flats and a Haribo advert where he plays a policeman with a child’s voice, but he ALSO hosts the breakfast show on Britain’s third-most talked about sports radio station. It’s Mark Davison aka Ian Fiveankles aka Colin from Portsmouth!Mark gives Pete a small insight into what it is like to be Ian Fiveankles and Pete gives Mark a small insight into what it is like to be Pete Donaldson. In other words, he tells him all about how he's spent the week learning to become a broadband engineer. Obviously…Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here. Follow Ian Fiveankles Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 8, 202336 min

Dungeons & Darkfruits

On today's guest episode, Pete is joined by Jordan Middler, the host of the excellent Stak show, VGC: A video game podcast. Pete tells Jordan all about his recent trip to Manchester, which, of course, ended in another new ailment, and we hear how Jordan's only experience playing Dungeons & Dragons was much more rowdy than he expected!Plus, we read an email detailing some quite traumatizing dad behaviour...Follow Jordan Middler Here. Listen to VGC Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 5, 202337 min

Where's that cheese going?

Pete's back for another special guest episode!! This time, he’s joined by Anthony Richardson, one half of the sports comedy duo Exploding Heads and co-host of the excellent Stak podcast, Sports Horn.Anthony arrived armed with a story about how the winner of the UK cheese rolling race won despite being knocked unconscious. He also shared a VERY strong opinion about Royal Blood's music after they threw a strop on stage at the weekend.Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 1, 202339 min

The partner I "sometimes" have access to

Today, we've got a very special episode for you! Pete is joined by the partner he has access to, and she is answering your questions, giving us special firsthand insight into what it's like to live with Diggory Donaldson.Sarah tells us all about their romantic fishing trip, to the supermarket. She also provides us with more information on Pete's stomach issues and amazingly tells possibly the most explicit story we have ever heard on the show.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202332 min

I can get that for you

Breaking news!! Pete’s started drinking herbal tea. Today, Luke interrogates Donny about this new development in his life.Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s chaotic habit of accidentally reading books that he has read before and he also tells us about the man he met online who has promised to try help him get hold of “anything he needs’…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 202330 min

Don’t drink your dad’s Prime

Remember Geordie Racer? It’s literally a programme about racing pigeons that ran for two months on BBC2. TV was mad in the 80s.Pete tells us about that on today’s show and, leaning into the 80s theme, Luke reminisces about his memories of playing the video game Exile growing up. Plus, a listener explains how he's stopped kids in his local area drinking Prime.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 202333 min

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D

Pete bought a new car and he’s too embarrassed to admit what brand it is. Given that his old car was a Fiat 500 you can only imagine what he’s bought now.Despite his embarrassment, Pete amazingly picked up a hitchhiker while driving it home from the car dealership. We hear all about that on today’s show and we also get a surprise visit from Sammy the dog. Adorable. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 202333 min

How big is your neck?

Who's got a bigger neck: Luke or Mike Tyson? That’s the unexpected debate that starts today’s show.Once we get to the bottom of that, we have an email addressing Luke’s bold claim that McDonald’s have never sold onion rings and a listener tells us that they have started behaving like Don Draper. Pete also goes to war against all of Hollywood. He just can’t help himself.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 202332 min

Petey whisky

Pete’s got a three day hangover! Is this what happens after you turn 42? It turns out that Luke was indirectly responsible for Pete’s overindulgence, which pleased him greatly.But more importantly, Pete PROMISED us a King Charles ear for the coronation but we are yet to hear any confirmation whether the ear was made. Well, wait no longer. Pete reveals all on today’s episode…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 202332 min

The boy in the box

Luke’s forced to face up to his past on today’s episode as he tells Pete all about a very memorable encounter he had with a mysterious character as a child. Amazingly, Pete manages to solve the mystery in about 30 seconds and uncovers exactly who the person was Luke encountered all those years ago.We also hear about an unwelcome development in Luke’s local community and a listener gets in touch with their own story about Tic Tacs. Warning: The story contains ‘unpleasant details’!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 8, 202329 min

One Benny Hill to rule them all

Did you know that Benny Hill gets a mention in The Lord of the Rings movies? It’s not in the way you might think, however.Luke tells Pete all about that on today’s episode and we also discuss his newfound TikTok fame after one of his “hot takes” went viral. Plus, we also hear all about Pete’s latest DIY project as he attempts to prepare his Fiat Punto so that it is fit for sale.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 4, 202338 min

Dungeon Master Donny

Pete has revealed that he got banned from playing Dungeons & Dragons when he was younger for being “too whimsical”. That’s next level Diggory Donaldson behaviour… Pete then tells us all about his most recent trip to the recycling centre and we also hear all about his plans to upgrade his Fiat Punto!! Heartbreaking news I am sure you’ll all agree.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 1, 202334 min

The Dirty Dentist

Pete’s teeth still hurt two weeks after he got his first filling. He’s since found out that the person he saw is nicknamed “The Dirty Dentist” - Oh dear!Elsewhere, we hear about an AI-generated photo that won a photography competition and a listener tells us about a very unusual encounter he had with Pete at WrestleMania. At least Pete clears things up though. Well, kind of...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 202334 min

Make your Monday one to remember

Erotic fiction. That’s how Pete decides to start today’s episode. Amazingly, things only get more explicit from there.We then accidentally create a new slogan for the Luke and Pete Show (thankfully that is less explicit) and Pete reveals how he plans to celebrate the King's coronation.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 202327 min

T*tting about with my toilet

We told you previously that Pete has been wearing a heart monitor. Well, you’ll never guess what the solution was to his cardiac problems...And, in a strangely related conversation, Pete admits that he is having a bigger boy around to fix a problem with his toilet. Meanwhile, we also discover the surprising cause of the majority of plane crashes. It's not what you might think...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 202333 min

I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime

Tiktok’s trash. That’s the news that Luke has been reading recently. However, Pete’s algorithm quickly proves otherwise.We then address the fact that Pete forgot to tell us Lewis Capaldi performed a gig on his flight to America and Donald Trump gives us a huge helping hand in our mission to make Prime uncool. Thanks Donald!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 17, 202328 min

Big lovely dinosaur lips

Our “do you see chocolate in the street” debate reaches its conclusion on today’s show. No spoilers, but it doesn’t end well for Peter Donaldson.Things are going worse for Elon Musk, however, who has been displaying more weird behaviour. Luke then admits that he thinks he would be good at stand-up comedy and we learn that dinosaurs might have had big lips. Bizarre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 202332 min

Paved with chocolate

Easter has been and gone which means only one thing: the streets are now covered in chocolate. According to Pete anyway…Elsewhere, we hear all about a listener fainting while listening to this very show and we receive an anonymous email that has everything we ask for in an email. Luke also admits to getting in trouble with the law while on his Lime bike. Oh dear!Did you see chocolate in the street this Easter? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202328 min

Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot

Pete has just returned from his trip to America and the first thing he’s doing is recording an episode with his old pal, Luke.He tells us all about his experience staying at Richard Bacon’s house, his endeavours to takedown MrBeast and why we should never underestimate Snoop Dogg. Luke then questions if Pete has made the news for being disruptive at the theatre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 6, 202333 min

Don’t look in my wash bag

Pete’s knocking on the door of 42 and he’s finally had his first filling. Luke doesn’t help the situation by warning Pete that he now isn’t allowed to fly the day before he goes to New York…Pete then has a very unusual request for the LAPS community and a listener’s story reminds us that you shouldn’t arse about in the ocean.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 202327 min

Heil Peter

Last week we commented on the fact that Pete is starting to look more and more like a certain fascist dictator. Well, unfortunately, his new haircut hasn’t helped the situation…Elsewhere, we hear about some deviant pudding behaviour from a potential US presidential candidate… And speaking of deviant behaviour, Pete then admits he would put a listener's fingers in his mouth. Nice.Do you have any deviant pudding behaviours? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 202336 min

You’re fired

Has anyone watched The Apprentice recently? No? Good. Unfortunately, Luke has and he doesn’t hold back when giving his thoughts on today’s show.After that, Pete’s discovered an unbelievable story that he is bursting to tell Luke and we get an anonymous email from one of our listeners who writes the law in the UK. We have more power than we realise…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 202332 min

Call the bigger boys

Pete had to delay recording this episode because he had a bigger boy in his house. You have to feel for the bigger boy having to deal with Donaldson’s D.I.Y-inflicted mess.Luke then raises serious concerns about whether Pete has been living inside his car and we discover that one of the world’s worst dictators currently has a passion for wearing hats. It’s truly baffling stuff…Have you had a bigger boy in your house recently? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 202332 min

Should we apologise to MrBeast?

The partner Pete has access to has been DJing at an indie club. Of course, Donny couldn’t resist turning up and clearing the dancefloor. Although the way he cleared the dancefloor is unusual, even for him…After the break, a listener tries to convince us to change our stance on MrBeast and we hear a brilliant story about a murder mystery that was a bit TOO realistic. Join us!Do you have an opinion on MrBeast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 202333 min

You’ll never take me alive

Pete’s finally visited the house Luke has access to but he DID NOT bring his slippers with him.Do our listeners agree with Luke’s "life hack" that you should bring slippers when visiting a friend's house? We find out on today’s show. Plus, Pete worries whether his honesty on this show will eventually come back to bite him. To be fair, he probably shouldn't admit to eating even half of the things he does...Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 202328 min

Whatever you say, MasterBeast

We've taken down Prime and now we're going after another YouTuber’s confectionery. MrBeast, we're coming for you...From YouTube to Hollywood, a listener then promises to leave some Luke and Pete Show nuggets in upcoming blockbusters and we receive an email that takes us on a trip down memory lane. Turns out Pete’s Barenaked Ladies impression is still spot on!Have you fought back against MrBeast? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 13, 202331 min

Get off my copper

"Two games of pool and an argument." That's how Pete recently celebrated his dad's birthday! Would you expect anything else?However, he has at least returned from those revelries armed with a quite brilliant story relating to some copper, a taser and some poachers. We also hear why members of our community are eligible to drink #Prime.Are you eligible to drink Prime? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 9, 202331 min

The dog review

Pete’s got a brand-new pup! On today’s episode, he “reviews” his new furry companion much to the astonishment of Luke. Elsewhere, we hear how our new passion for Lime bikes is influencing our listeners and our mission to make Prime uncool spreads across the Atlantic…Are you helping us make Prime uncool? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 6, 202330 min

Lovestruck Romeo

Pete's a renaissance man. Or is he a Tudor? Who bloody cares?! Either way, he tells us all about his most recent role-playing exploits on today's episode.We also hear about his quite bizarre and utterly on brand journey to Wembley and Luke explains why a previously unknown elderly gentleman has been dancing around his house. It's just another Thursday really. Join us!Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 2, 202334 min

I drink Prime

Pete’s 41, wearing a heart monitor, had a recent near-death experience in the ocean... and he’s drinking a bottle of Prime!If Prime isn't uncool now then I don’t think it ever will be.A massive thanks to our listener Noah for sending us our first case of Prime. The revolution starts here - join us!Want to join the revolution? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 202328 min

Roman sex toys

Archaeologists have dug up a 2,000-year-old Roman sex toy - those naughty Romans! On today’s episode, we have a plausible theory about who it belonged to.Additionally, Pete’s been given access to a puppy! He’s also been given access to a heart monitor and – amazingly – he starts to take it apart live on the show. It wasn’t worth it for the batteries he found inside…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 23, 202332 min

Willy Wonka’s tinfoil hat

The streets are paved with chocolate! Didn’t you know? That's what Pete thinks anyway. Listen in to see how he tries to explain this one...Elsewhere, we discuss the possibility that UFOs are flying over America and – shockingly – Luke appears to be sympathetic towards a group of so-called ‘conspiracy theorists’. You really have to hear it to believe it.Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 20, 202326 min

‘Diggory’ Mills, the snake-catcher

Luke has discovered the 19th-century version of Pete Donaldson. You’ll never guess his profession…Pete then airs his dirty laundry with Luke following comments about his clothes, Luke continues to air his dirty laundry with Thames Water, and both lads air their dirty laundry with pop-punk covers.Have any dirty laundry to air? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 16, 202336 min

Read-ing festival

Pete’s been on Facebook Marketplace again… What he’s found is predictably strange and, of course, unnecessarily explicit.Once we’ve recovered from that, we then host our very own email read-out festival headlined by petrol pumps, an atomic wedgie gone wrong and Tamagotchis. It’s a beautiful lineup!What to be on the lineup for our next festival? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 202327 min

A new player has left the game

Today’s episode sees the boys confronted with the disturbing fact that sloths used to be over six feet tall.And if that isn’t enough to get pulses racing, Luke discusses outdated pagan rituals before Pete reviews the autobiography of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. There’s also drama in the much-loved battery section due to a contested new player causing havoc…Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 9, 202332 min

Save me, Abraham!

Pete’s been on holiday. Unfortunately, he didn’t see another pear but he did come face to face with the prospect of death. Yes, really. Poor Petey.Meanwhile, a listener experienced more weird behaviour at the hands of everyone’s favourite furniture store, and Luke’s delighted to find out the chat about bin men has made it all the way to America.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6, 202332 min

Who burnt toast?

Luke starts the show with the sad news that his toaster has finally broken after nine years of service.Amazingly, this foreshadows what turns out to be a very dramatic and abrupt ending to today’s show. Elsewhere, we hear 2023 predictions from journalists writing in 1923 and we’re not kidding when we say some of them are INSANE! Anyone for a kidney cosy?What are your predictions for 3033? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 2, 202325 min

School of Boss

Luke's redecorating his house. Should he make wallpaper out of screenshots of his best tweets? The answer is obviously yes.Elsewhere, Pete reveals he's never seen School of Rock and we hear about a Mafia boss that survived 30 years on the run. We'll let you decide which piece of news is more shocking...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 202331 min

Don’t blame the atomic wedgie

What do you eat at the cinema? Popcorn? Nachos? Maybe a hot dog? Well, if you’re Pete Donaldson you eat a fish sandwich… of course!As well as discovering that on today’s show, we also call out the news outlet that tried to claim the atomic wedgie was the cause of a terrible crime. Luke then relives his youth as he teaches Pete all about infamous playground punishments.What playground punishments existed at your school? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, 202328 min

Can we please have our money back?

In some classically poor Luke and Pete Show admin, Luke has a gift for Pete on today's show that he was due to give him 2 months ago.In similarly poor levels of admin, Pete gets a takeaway delivered to him in the middle of today’s recording and an anonymous listener gets in touch to tell us that they worked for a delivery company that accidentally managed to lose half a million quid. Oh dear…Do you have your own story for the consumer advice daddies? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 202334 min

Fishmongers were better in the 90s

Do you remember when everyone knew each other’s blood type and bin men collected your rubbish every day? Life was better in the 90s!Elsewhere on today’s show, Pete takes a break from remembering the good old days to get erotic in the battery section and we discuss the “King of Billingsgate” aka Britain’s most famous fishmonger. But seriously, bin men used to cook you breakfast every single morning…What are you nostalgic about? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 202333 min

King Herald of Hammertime

Pete’s New Year’s resolution no. 387: Get into running. Today, we hear all about how he is approaching the task with a predictable amount of chaotic energy.Elsewhere, a listener is ready to join our revolution against Wayfair after having a nightmarish experience while buying a sofa and we receive an update on our friend Herald who brought a hammer to Christmas.Want to join the revolution? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 16, 202332 min

Chewie and the floater

Pete’s New Year’s resolutions keep coming! His latest one requires him to spend a predictable amount of time on his own in a dark room…Elsewhere, Luke gets a taste of his own medicine while trying to sell some furniture online and we sympathise with a listener that likes to chew sponges.Have any weird cravings? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 12, 202332 min