
The Luke and Pete Show
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Would you like a lamb bone?
Pete’s not into conspiracy theories but on today’s show he does admit that he thinks politicians are lizards. Seems reasonable.Luke questions why Pete still has all the same hobbies after finding out he's been giving out indie bar recommendations to listeners in Japan. Plus, the lads are introduced to the absolutely mental world of Freecycle.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What does the dog say?
Hulk Hogan content is back on the show. The man might have been able to wrestle for 400 days in one year, but he doesn’t know what noise a dog makes. Interesting.Plus, Luke tells Pete about the time he met Laurence Fox and we hear a story about a dog that got pictured driving a car.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Niam Leeson
Luke and Pete are genuinely impressed by that massive sphere in Las Vegas. It's just a shame that U2 are involved.Today, the lads discuss that and give an unwanted update on Liam Neeson. But fear not, there's also an update about some sheep that ate 100kg of cannabis.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unidentified flying Donaldson
The first five minutes of today’s show are spent talking about Luke’s idyllic trip to Newcastle. Then the lads start talking about conspiracy theories, obviously…Speaking of which, is it possible that the link between four separate UFO sightings is Pete Donaldson? Listen to find out more!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Low hanging asteroids
Science doesn't get the respect it deserves, apparently. Luke starts the show by telling us about the James Webb Telescope. Pete is suspicious that Luke is actually just somehow making a knob gag.Speaking of knob gags, Pete gives us an update on his mission to learn small talk...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete talk
Remember that time capsule that was just filled with silt? Well, they have now found something else in there. Convenient...There has been another interesting find, this time in Brazil, where a brand new animal was amazingly discovered. Plus, Luke starts teaching Pete how to make small talk. It went even worse than you might think.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm gonna live forever
Would you want to live forever? Today, Luke and Pete discuss the tech billionaire who is trying to do just that.In contrast, Luke then suggests he could break the world record for eating Jaffa Cakes and the lads hear about a man that’s trying to RUN across the Atlantic. Yes you read that right, run!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A message in the silt
Pete leaves the country for two weeks and all the schools, hospitals and gyms are now falling down. Who knew that Donny was the man keeping this country together?Elsewhere, we hear about a 195-year-old time capsule which turned out to be quite disappointing and Pete explains what happens when a dog bites a battery, which is information he probably shouldn't have…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jurassic Clerk
Pete’s back from Japan! The highlights of the trip involved checking into a hotel where a dinosaur was working on reception and committing a cultural faux pas in a fancy restaurant.Meanwhile, in the UK, Pete had his scooter stolen and a man broke out of prison. It probably wasn’t worth coming back, to be honest.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I would lie to you
Did you know that Hulk Hogan could have been in Metallica? Did you know Hulk Hogan wrestled 400 days in one year? Did you know that Elvis was a Hulkamaniac? No? That's because none of those things are true...Today, Pete tells Luke all about the many lies of Hulk Hogan. We also hear a ghost story that we want to believe and Pete asks the question, can you eat insulin? Worrying...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petey Fake Legs
Pete’s bought a pair of fake silicon legs! Confused? We were too. Find out why on today’s show.Once we’ve heard about that we go on a hunt to find our tallest listener and we also start reading out your ghost stories. Spooky!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turned water into White Claw
What would Jesus be like at a party? That’s the debate that Luke and Pete start today’s show with.Elsewhere, Luke has been reading about what it’s like to live and work in Death Valley. He tells Pete all about that and the lads also discuss what are the perfect clothes for sleeping in.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It makes you think
What makes someone believe in a conspiracy theory? Luke and Pete try to get to the bottom of that increasingly important question on today’s show.We then read your emails, which include another great example of someone’s job determining their career and a story from a listener who, like Luke, has had to battle with a neighbour who was trying to reserve their own parking space.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, Mark Ruffalo
Pete reveals that he’s met the man who voiced Mario on today’s show. Should we be surprised by this news?We also hear all about the first time that Pete met Luke’s dad and Luke tells us about the rather entertaining colleague he used to work with. His catchphrase is particularly enjoyable.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you impressed?
The joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe has been revealed and - unsurprisingly - Luke and Pete are not impressed.In a classic Luke and Pete pivot we go from talking about that to discussing head transplants. Plus, Pete reveals the real reason why he bought a Jag.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Pete recently went on a ghost hunt. Although it sounds like he spent more time playing with tech than he did hunting ghosts, as you’d expect.In yet more predictable news, Luke’s fuming because his neighbour is once again using a traffic cone to save their parking space and a listener tells us about a bar in Madrid that is quite literally nuts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cult of Lochvinder
Pete's booked a load of surprise excursions in Japan for the partner he has access to. I think we all know how that’s going to end... We also take the time to discuss the potential cage fight between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk - and if that's not happening, we'll just do a Luke vs Pete cage fight instead!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The birthday paradox
Lad Moore takes us on a trip down memory lane as he regales Pete with stories all about his experience living with 30 other chaps while at university. Explains a lot…Once the nostalgia is over, we then try to finally prove the existence of the Birthday Paradox. The result was absolutely fascinating…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk Moore
Pete’s finally going back to Japan for the first time in 3 and a half years. Now we know why he hasn’t paid his tax bill…As well as hearing all about that on today’s show we also read an email about nominative determinism aka people whose names seem to have decided their jobs. You’ll never guess what the world record holder for flipping and catching the most beer mats in one hand is called. Listen to find out.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t put silver balls in your ears
Luke and Pete both share a house with people and pets that don't respect them. Today, in hearing all about that Pete ends up doing an impression of his dog and telling us about the creative way he stopped the pup he has access to from licking his own nethers.Elsewhere, we hear about an extremely valuable arcade machine that was found in the street and marvel at Matt Hancock’s latest venture into content creation.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mute-iny on the Bounty
Moore's completely enamoured with a man who's making claims under oath that he's seen an alien in his toilet, or something like that. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tax does have to be taxing
Luke puts his money where his mouth is regarding an impending pool competition and Pete puts his money as far away from the taxman as humanly possible (into pokemon cards and snouts.) Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke vs Karen
An unnamed “clever, handsome” man who may or may not be Luke has started a war with one of his neighbours that is illegally trying to save a parking space. The Robin Hood of parking, I hear you say?Elsewhere, we hear about a policeman that got caught throwing naughty magazines out of his car window and a listener tells us about some quite incredible fried egg-flavoured crisps.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s timer to Heimer
Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different movie of the week recommendation. Elsewhere, Pete is forced to review his claim that he’s scored 180 while playing darts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One hundred and Petey
Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a listener gets in touch recommending a quite amazing upgrade on the electric fly swat.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only Beef Cream and Pizzas
In an unbelievable turn of events, Pete recently went on an Only Fools and Horses-themed pilgrimage! He even bought some merch!!In an even more unbelievable turn of events, he somehow didn’t find an indie bar on his trip. But he did discover the pizza topping ‘Beef Cream’ - even he was slightly suspicious…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you like to shoot my gun?
Indie Pete has deserted his former life of gigs and Indie Sleeze nights to go and watch some AI-inspired stand-up comedy. Still quite on-brand for Pete, to be fair.We then discuss our favourite anti-heroes from the world of American TV box sets - let us know who yours are! Also, a listener seeks our advice on whether he should have lent his gun to a random German he met in the American wilderness…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maggot Surprise
Pete started the day by clearing maggots out of his bin while his dog tried to hump his leg. We wish this was an exaggeration...In other news, Pete sent Luke an electric fly swat after we discussed them on the show recently and both lads take umbrage with the fact that producer Rory said a white chocolate Kinder Bueno is better than the traditional milk chocolate one.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

American air base pirate
Pete’s got back into gaming. Sounds exciting, right? What it really involves is simulating a flight from Luton to Southend. Obviously…We then have a submission in our hunt to find a band with five 10/10 albums in a row and we hear about a dad that started a side hustle pirating American movies while working at a US air base. Excellent dad behaviour.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alpha, Beta, Cocker
Pete’s been to see Pulp live recently and Luke is predictably displeased by his co-host's behaviour. It’s not stopping Pete from going to see them again though.Elsewhere, Luke has come to realise that this fatherhood thing is actually quite difficult. We also get an update from the listener that was standing to be elected for the Danish parliament.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The kids are alright?
News has reached us that KSI and Logan Paul have had bottles of Prime thrown at them. Is our protest finally working?On a related note, Pete takes time on today's show to applaud the creativity of the Grimace milkshake TikTok trend and we receive an email that explains that the conspiracy theory Pete made up might actually be true...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why’d you only call me from your Jag?
Glastonbury has been and gone and Luke and Pete can’t agree on whether the Arctic Monkeys should be doing an impression of a Las Vegas crooner band.Elsewhere, Pete’s had to get his Jag serviced (it didn’t go well), Luke carries on his war against Thames Water and we pay tribute to a legend in the battery game.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catspiracy
We still haven’t given up on the attempt to create our own conspiracy theory. Today, Luke reveals he’s been studying old conspiracies for inspiration.Once we hear about that, Luke then tells us about how his cat jumped out of a 15-foot window and Pete tells us about the latest food purchase that has upset his stomach.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Conspiracy People
Pete’s decided that he wants to start his own conspiracy theory. So, Luke helps him brainstorm ideas on today’s show.In an unlinked conversation, we also start a campaign to get Pete a job in the House of Commons and the two lads once again lock horns over Pete's favourite band, Pulp.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eight Cups a Week
Pete would look great in a leotard and a bald cap, don't you think? It could happen, find out how on today's show!!Elsewhere, Luke gets stuck down a rabbit hole trying to think of Beatles coffee puns and we finally pay our respects to Long Boi. Well kinda...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke the Big Red Dad
Luke’s back!! Pete's decided that guests are too much admin, so he’s welcomed Luke back onto the pod.Today, we hear all about what Luke’s been up to during his time off and Pete reveals that he's revisited the Airbnb where he once put his foot through the ceiling. It turns out his handy work has not aged well. Who would have guessed?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot of rich holiday food
You wanted another awful slice of Donaldson domesticity, and we've once again managed to talk round the one person who can give us a peek into what it's like to go on holiday with Pete. Turns out he makes poor food choices. All the time. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just sexy enough for Haribo
Today Pete is joined by quite the guest. Not only does he appear in Stath Lets Flats and a Haribo advert where he plays a policeman with a child’s voice, but he ALSO hosts the breakfast show on Britain’s third-most talked about sports radio station. It’s Mark Davison aka Ian Fiveankles aka Colin from Portsmouth!Mark gives Pete a small insight into what it is like to be Ian Fiveankles and Pete gives Mark a small insight into what it is like to be Pete Donaldson. In other words, he tells him all about how he's spent the week learning to become a broadband engineer. Obviously…Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here. Follow Ian Fiveankles Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dungeons & Darkfruits
On today's guest episode, Pete is joined by Jordan Middler, the host of the excellent Stak show, VGC: A video game podcast. Pete tells Jordan all about his recent trip to Manchester, which, of course, ended in another new ailment, and we hear how Jordan's only experience playing Dungeons & Dragons was much more rowdy than he expected!Plus, we read an email detailing some quite traumatizing dad behaviour...Follow Jordan Middler Here. Listen to VGC Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where's that cheese going?
Pete's back for another special guest episode!! This time, he’s joined by Anthony Richardson, one half of the sports comedy duo Exploding Heads and co-host of the excellent Stak podcast, Sports Horn.Anthony arrived armed with a story about how the winner of the UK cheese rolling race won despite being knocked unconscious. He also shared a VERY strong opinion about Royal Blood's music after they threw a strop on stage at the weekend.Follow Exploding Heads Here. Listen to Sports Horn Here.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The partner I "sometimes" have access to
Today, we've got a very special episode for you! Pete is joined by the partner he has access to, and she is answering your questions, giving us special firsthand insight into what it's like to live with Diggory Donaldson.Sarah tells us all about their romantic fishing trip, to the supermarket. She also provides us with more information on Pete's stomach issues and amazingly tells possibly the most explicit story we have ever heard on the show.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I can get that for you
Breaking news!! Pete’s started drinking herbal tea. Today, Luke interrogates Donny about this new development in his life.Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s chaotic habit of accidentally reading books that he has read before and he also tells us about the man he met online who has promised to try help him get hold of “anything he needs’…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t drink your dad’s Prime
Remember Geordie Racer? It’s literally a programme about racing pigeons that ran for two months on BBC2. TV was mad in the 80s.Pete tells us about that on today’s show and, leaning into the 80s theme, Luke reminisces about his memories of playing the video game Exile growing up. Plus, a listener explains how he's stopped kids in his local area drinking Prime.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D
Pete bought a new car and he’s too embarrassed to admit what brand it is. Given that his old car was a Fiat 500 you can only imagine what he’s bought now.Despite his embarrassment, Pete amazingly picked up a hitchhiker while driving it home from the car dealership. We hear all about that on today’s show and we also get a surprise visit from Sammy the dog. Adorable. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How big is your neck?
Who's got a bigger neck: Luke or Mike Tyson? That’s the unexpected debate that starts today’s show.Once we get to the bottom of that, we have an email addressing Luke’s bold claim that McDonald’s have never sold onion rings and a listener tells us that they have started behaving like Don Draper. Pete also goes to war against all of Hollywood. He just can’t help himself.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petey whisky
Pete’s got a three day hangover! Is this what happens after you turn 42? It turns out that Luke was indirectly responsible for Pete’s overindulgence, which pleased him greatly.But more importantly, Pete PROMISED us a King Charles ear for the coronation but we are yet to hear any confirmation whether the ear was made. Well, wait no longer. Pete reveals all on today’s episode…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boy in the box
Luke’s forced to face up to his past on today’s episode as he tells Pete all about a very memorable encounter he had with a mysterious character as a child. Amazingly, Pete manages to solve the mystery in about 30 seconds and uncovers exactly who the person was Luke encountered all those years ago.We also hear about an unwelcome development in Luke’s local community and a listener gets in touch with their own story about Tic Tacs. Warning: The story contains ‘unpleasant details’!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One Benny Hill to rule them all
Did you know that Benny Hill gets a mention in The Lord of the Rings movies? It’s not in the way you might think, however.Luke tells Pete all about that on today’s episode and we also discuss his newfound TikTok fame after one of his “hot takes” went viral. Plus, we also hear all about Pete’s latest DIY project as he attempts to prepare his Fiat Punto so that it is fit for sale.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dungeon Master Donny
Pete has revealed that he got banned from playing Dungeons & Dragons when he was younger for being “too whimsical”. That’s next level Diggory Donaldson behaviour… Pete then tells us all about his most recent trip to the recycling centre and we also hear all about his plans to upgrade his Fiat Punto!! Heartbreaking news I am sure you’ll all agree.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dirty Dentist
Pete’s teeth still hurt two weeks after he got his first filling. He’s since found out that the person he saw is nicknamed “The Dirty Dentist” - Oh dear!Elsewhere, we hear about an AI-generated photo that won a photography competition and a listener tells us about a very unusual encounter he had with Pete at WrestleMania. At least Pete clears things up though. Well, kind of...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.