The Luke and Pete Show

Ever wondered how to future-proof your wardrobe? Simple: just buy the same two shirts in every single possible size, to account for life’s weight fluctuations. Foolproof, even at Christmas!We recap Luke’s awkward but enjoyable night at a recent awards show, and trace Pete’s recent skirmish with some debt collection agencies. Stay tuned for our totally legitimate advice on how to deal with them - plus, batteries proved a mixed bag…  Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke rings in December with a festive jingle before Pete takes the reins dissecting Coca-Cola’s AI-driven Christmas ad, questioning why AI can’t just handle the boring stuff to free us up for creative brilliance.Elsewhere, Pete contemplates picking up a microwave from the Aldi centre aisle—a move that would delight Luke’s centre-aisle-obsessed wife. And if that’s not enough, the lads get fired up over Robbie Williams, before they unveil the mystery of Sleep Token thanks to a listener email.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In true Donny fashion, Pete kicks things off with his latest barber saga – complete with language barriers, dodgy clippers, and a room so hot you’d melt. Luke spots all the red flags and raises the vital question: Was Pete’s haircut done by a shop watcher instead of an actual barber? Probably... but hey, anything for good content!Plus, Pete reveals that he’s officially hung up his tinkering hat and now “has” to buy a new 3D printer – because who has time to mess with the old one?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, Pete’s wrestling with a truly 'hypothetical' dilemma: if banished to the apology cabin by the partner he has access to, could he use his 3D printer to cook sausages and reinvent himself as Heston Blumenthal 2.0? Naturally, Luke is on hand to help him evaluate this groundbreaking culinary experiment.Meanwhile, Luke takes a deep dive into the BBC’s Boyband documentary, offering his take on its eye-opening exploration of the music industry’s darker side.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s back from a magical fly-fishing trip to Scotland, but not without drama—his plans were almost derailed by the dirtiest car boys in the game: National Car Rental. Meanwhile, Luke vents about a loud admin-loving woman in the quiet carriage, and Pete casually points out a simple solution: noise-cancelling headphones. Revolutionary, really. And naturally, the lads can’t resist a bit of fashion chat, with Luke summing up Pete’s style as: “Well done, but confusing.”Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the show, Pete’s getting a little too obsessed with his mitre saw, feeling all powerful like…hold up, Jesus? Are we hearing that right?The lads dive deep into another Jesus convo, but this time, they’re brainstorming how he could really stamp out any doubt about his existence. Could he pull a Taylor Swift on us and pop up at a gig? Or bless his disciples with 12 shiny new treadmills? Maybe he could show us the wonders of a Nectar card or even unveil a car with a mystical twist? The possibilities are endless!Plus, Luke opens up about a personal low point of the week: being utterly shamed by a delivery driver. It’s a wild ride, as always.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads kick off by confessing their celebrity crushes, starting strong with Denzel Washington before honourable mentions go to Mr Tumble - and, yes - Pete even declares his affection for Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. From there, it’s onto iconic 80s movies, leading to the ultimate question: what truly defined coolness in the 80s? Their answer: eating raw jelly, and biscuits straight from the packet, obviously.And of course, today’s episode wouldn't be complete without a proper dive into the aftermath of the US election.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete amazingly starts today’s show by revealing that he likes Monday mornings. So Luke comes to one conclusion… Pete is turning into Stewy Donaldson!Elsewhere, Luke and Pete learn all about home fries aka the act of bringing your own fish fillet to the fish and chip shop. Plus, Luke tells Pete that he recently got into an accident on his Lime bike. Don’t worry, it’s not as dramatic as it sounds…Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, the lads take on the entertainment world, covering everything from Mr Tumble to Homeland, and how 80s TV stars keep walking into radio gigs. Luke asks if Pete’s ever thought about acting, but Pete’s not convinced he’d remember his lines - until he has a brainwave: films would be wrapped up much faster if actors just had earpieces feeding them their lines. We’re looking at you, Marlon Brando and Johnny Depp...Elsewhere, Luke gets defensive about his keyboard, sorry “electric piano”, and the lads dive into a hot debate: who’s the greatest lyricist in rap history? Luke’s got one answer, and he’s pretty sure it’s the only right one.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, it’s an email special, and the lads dive right in. First, Pete gets a roasting from an accountant over his take on charity tax write-offs, while another listener resurrects the classic “Did Pete know how Jesus died?” debate. Spoiler: yes, he knew about the crucifixion...but the finer details? Still a bit hazy.Meanwhile, Luke’s inspired by his brother-in-law’s legendary feat of downing 52 chicken nuggets in one sitting, sparking the ultimate question: how many could you take on in a single go? Let us know!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads wish you a haunted Halloween, with Luke laying down the law: sweets are only for those who can prove they’re on remand.Meanwhile, Pete’s still trying to process how we’re nearly in November… did he miss 2024 entirely?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's gone on a pilgrimage to savour a McRib but is stopped in his tracks by a man who not only calls him an "old boy" but invites him to join his classic car club. Pete’s less than chuffed…meanwhile, the wife he has access to finds it hilarious. Elsewhere, the lads tackle a “kindness gone wrong” moment at the corner shop, breaking down the awkwardness of British politeness after a listener generously offers to cover a stranger’s chocolate bar - only for the bloke to cheekily upgrade his freebie with some chewing gum.Also on the docket: Luke’s rant about politicians cosplaying as “normal people,” and Pete’s ambitious plan to 3D-print a hip for his mum. Could it actually work?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete recoils as Luke shares the news of a group of Yorkshire men who’ve met for a pint every week for 56 years – reigniting Pete’s infamous commitment issues. Meanwhile, Luke is left baffled by how anyone could forget the name of a book they’re currently reading.And if that’s not enough, brace yourselves for the main event: Donny treats you to the unparalleled thrill of a live nose hair trim. Yep, you heard that right.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was supposed to be an email special but Pete got so animated about the idea of rounding up at the checkout when shopping that your missives had to take something of a backseat. When the boys did finally get to your emails, they read out messages from White Rock, British Columbia, Wisconsin *and* California including a message from someone who has just accidentally stolen some chicken goujons. Call the cops!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time? Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the mornings and wonder if Donny could 3D print a gigantic donut boy, in parts, to send to someone as a threat.And, just before they go, there's time to run the rule over your latest battery submissions, and assess why baby owls always sleep face down...Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has finally joined the ranks of 3D printing enthusiasts, but not without a bizarre encounter with a sketchy seller. While Luke assumes Pete’s got practical plans for car parts, Donny has his heart set on printing one thing: a massive owl. Naturally.Elsewhere, the lads toy with the idea of becoming Deliveroo drivers to fund even weirder projects, and a listener shares his post-Hurricane Helene run-in with a stark-naked neighbour.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s appalled to hear Donny uses Vinted and even more disgusted to hear he uses an InPost locker instead of getting the goods delivered to his house, like a real adult…Elsewhere, Luke gives his review of Better Call Saul and Pete boasts about his bath TV, which Luke just can’t wrap his head around!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, the lads declare themselves the Nigel Benn and Chris Eubank of podcasting as they dive into the world of WWE and chat about Netflix's new Vince McMahon documentary.Later, a listener’s eBay find sends Donny down a rabbit hole, as he wonders whether you could actually buy second-hand medical gear for a bit of at-home dialysis - don’t worry, it’s all hypothetical… we hope!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s most important question: would you flash your penis for £1?Plus, Pete’s got a new hyperfixation.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads relive their wild night at the London Palladium for Football Ramble LIVE - ever been so drunk you queued for your own toilet at home? That’s exactly how it ended for some!Then Pete shares some holiday, um, highlights? A pigeon spring roll that left him with what feels like shrapnel in his mouth and the knowledge of a disturbing mystery about a bridge where dogs are strangely drawn to leap to their deaths.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete pitches the idea of a Smiths reunion…with Lily Allen taking over as front woman in place of Morrissey, obviously. Meanwhile, Luke’s reached his limit with Pete’s chaotic car chatter and demands a full rundown of every car he's owned - seriously, where did the Mini Countryman even come from!?Plus, Pete tries to spice up his vocabulary with a bit of Scottish slang.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s struggling to get on board with the latest #BritishCore trend, while Luke is entertained by the American fascination with the mundanity of British culture. This gets Luke pondering what it would be like if Donny were president - he’s convinced it would lead to a lifetime reign!Plus, a visit from Pete’s mum gets the lads questioning what really constitutes a welsh cake.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is conceiving a lovechild still an acceptable form of rockstar behaviour? Luke rants about the patriarchy after Pete brings up the David Grohl scandal. Donny’s adamant that the solution to emasculation is simple - just become more pathetic.Plus, does AI actually make your life easier?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s accidentally left his car unlocked but the only thing stolen was a pound coin for the shopping trolley. On the back of this, the lads discuss shoplifting techniques and Pete decides he’d steal a Japanese chef knife, naturally.Elsewhere, Donny’s confused why pig milk hasn’t caught on yet. Oink oink! Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donny considers joining a retreat for 'entrepreneurial' men in Bali after Luke suggests his true calling is becoming an influencer.Plus, Pete can't contain his excitement over a rare badger sighting.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever walked into a bathroom and accidentally cockblocked an orgy? Well, one listener is certain he did!In other news, Pete has fallen victim to another theft of his beloved bike and Luke recalls the time a police officer sniffed his hands for signs of excrement.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke crowns Disneyland as the people-watching capital of the world, but Pete just can’t see it. Instead, he wants to talk about how similar Giles Coren and Luke are.Elsewhere, Luke tells Donny about some saucy bodice-ripping Napoleonic fan fiction and, after another mention of airports, Luke can’t comprehend why anyone would have four kids, let alone take them on holiday.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s ecstatic about the recent Oasis reunion announcement, declaring himself a “proper music fan,” while Pete couldn’t care less. Instead, Donny reminisces about the most punk rock moment of his life: a massive hotdog bun fight in the middle of Wembley Arena.Oh, and Pete wants to know the answer to a very important question: did Luke shit his pants last week?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos?Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s baffled that Donny still buys paper train tickets, while Pete wonders if a wax ticket could get you into Madame Tussauds. After that, Pete dives into the banditry of Brazil and Luke introduces the newest member of his family… his Ring doorbell.And by the way, how are you celebrating National Webmistress Day?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on X or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke's leather shorts and Donny's Game of Thrones-style trip to Bratislava can mean only one thing - summer is here!In this special bonus episode, brought to you in partnership with Beavertown, the lads share some of their favourite summer memories as well as a few hilarious listener submissions.If you didn’t get a chance to share your story, visit Beavertownbrewery.co.uk for a chance to win a few cans of Neck Oil if your story is featured. Please enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly. See website for terms and conditions.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally!Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke gloats about his latest lime bike accomplishment but Pete is quick to bring him back down to earth, reminding him that, technically, he’s mechanically doping. In return, Luke makes fun of his accent.Plus, they can’t let the Olympics chat pass by before they discuss the B Girl phenomenon, Raygun.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps?There’s a lot to cover…Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete eyes a new job as a CNBC reporter as he dives into the bizarre story of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bear carcass incident… Meanwhile Luke confesses he’s never bought anything from Greggs - ever!Plus, a listener’s email fuels Luke’s obsession with banana spiders even more!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lukey considers a change in employment, and could you style out a week in a public-facing role, covered in lovely engine oil?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s yearning for some salt liquorice Spunk but Luke can’t jump onboard. Elsewhere, Luke questions if Donny has what it takes to become a taxi man and Pete likens Luke to JD Vance.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donny wonders how long it would take to realise your ball sack was hanging out of your hot pants. Meanwhile, Luke tells the cautionary tale of pressure washing your foot.Plus, Pete ships a durian to the office...because why wouldn't he?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet.Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course!Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy? The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies.Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete tried to get his teeth whitened in Soho but was forced to watch James Bond instead… Luke’s certain that he did not go to a real dentist.Plus, as if their love for wearable tech wasn’t nerdy enough, Pete’s in disbelief when Luke informs him of Maplin’s reincarnation.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Donny’s just happy the gang’s all together.Elsewhere, Luke questions the ethics of a snail harvesting business.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was so afraid to audition for the lead role in Smike the musical.Elsewhere, they decide it’s time to talk about the declining use of newspapers in fish and chip shops.Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his biggest takeaway is that most people are pretty thick…Plus, Pete’s fascinated by the concept of electrocution.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke suggests some solutions - but all of them involve a time machine. Not very helpful...Plus, Pete finds his Only Fans angle.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls trip.Plus, Pete tells his own parable of Abraham carrying him through the waves.Want to get in touch with the show?Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-fi equipment which is music to Pete’s ears - to say the least!Plus Pete gets giddy about his very own battery submission.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss included. Meanwhile, Luke wonders why he can’t escape the chains of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan.Luke also brags about his table tennis skills, but Pete isn’t having it!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete reveals his secret obsession with weird influencers, from people who don't chew their food to those who love a bit of public role play in WeWorks across the nation. Meanwhile, Luke questions why doggy daycares always seem to have the best social media strategies.Plus, Pete concludes that smoke alarms are just a constant reminder of our own mortality and Luke calls bullshit on polyglots.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.