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The Luke and Pete Show

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Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe

Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes before rapidly moving on to AI robots, Pete's worries for the near future and his ability to dream up imaginative but wholly innocent scenarios involving 80s glamour models.Elsewhere there's a horrific skunk story from one of the LAPS family (we apologise in advance) as well as several other missives, including one email in particular that's just very nice. So, thanks for that.To get in touch with us, it's [email protected] and we're over @lukeandpeteshow for all your social media needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 202132 min

20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode

Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy metal, one of our listeners filming himself in an amazon store, and another one of our listeners getting bitten on the foreskin and scrotum by one of God's creatures (probably unrelated to the preacher we mentioned earlier).I honestly don't know how you can listen to this show, a show that is completely free, and not be astonished by the amount of content we pack in. In fact, it's not just content, it's amazing value. Thanks for listening!To get in touch: [email protected]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 202128 min

You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk

Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smells.Elsewhere, they're asking that age-old question: What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 16, 202131 min

Mouse nightclub

Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brands.Luke's back next week, so get your questions in now - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 202128 min

Forbidden inky fruit

Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague chipmunks and forbidden Japanese inky balls.Get in touch over at [email protected] and you could have your beautifully crafted email read out in 2023! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 9, 202130 min

Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?

We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.london shows at this years' London Podcast Festival. Come down, you pigs! https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26928/26929 - Wrestle Mehttps://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26942/26943 - Clash of the [email protected] for all your messages and queries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 5, 202132 min

Big in Japan

Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk all things Olympics, all things convenience stores and whether you can truly trust a store that has a tiny cardboard policeman guarding its wares.Oh, and Pete's got an update on his driving test. Could only happen to him, the daft prick. (Yes this is Pete writing about himself in the third person.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 2, 202136 min

Shaving Yourself To Death

On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give himself the best chance of qualifying for the games? Tune in to find out.The boys also talk at length about their appearance, how Amazon shops actually work and of course take in a whole new raft of your battery suggestions, emails and other correspondence. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 29, 202130 min

Sunburnt Nostrils

Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful city of York, although he doesn't appear to have learnt a huge amount about it. The boys also find time to talk about ultramarathons, which is interesting as neither of them will ever find the time to actually do one, obviously. Elsewhere, there's temperature chat, dishwashers, microwaves, and plenty more besides, including your emails. To join in with this nonsense, hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 26, 202135 min

Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em

Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man from Wrexham, and the legendary Games Workshop. There's also a chilling story of a listener being let down by the great Tom Cruise, so stick around for that. If you've ever been let down by a celebrity, we want to know about it. Email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 202126 min

Meet The Neighbours

Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale!To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 19, 202134 min

Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!

Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread.There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village?Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 202128 min

These Wooden Ideas

Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly.Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out...To get in touch, it's [email protected], and we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 12, 202131 min

Supermarket Alumni

On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack.We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN!Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow.Produced by Natalie Wilson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 202129 min

Brassy Steampunk Cows

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On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work. Elsewhere, the boys go shopping in an Amazon supermarket, Luke shares news about his catastrophic beef-eating experience, and we get to some of your *very* EXCITING EMAILS. GET IN TOUCH! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing your nonsense.Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 5, 202128 min

A Heavily Latexed Armadillo

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On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man's wrong legged amputation...We've also got time for NEW PLAYERS, suitcases full of wires, surprise Stephen King novels and an x-ray version of Naked Attraction. SO MUCH NONSENSE!Get in touch! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. There's nothing we love more than hearing from you all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 1, 202132 min

What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars?

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On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo.We also have news on which tube line is the real MVP, how to deal with dodgy neighbours, and what’s cooler than a million dollars...GET IN TOUCH! What's the worst thing you've ever ordered as takeaway food? What do you think is cooler than a million dollars? Let us know over at [email protected] or by dropping us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow.If you're enjoying what you're hearing, leave us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 28, 202133 min

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite

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On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the potato state of Idaho. Elsewhere, TWO NEW PLAYERS ENTER THE GAME, we discuss how Pete and Elon Musk are more or less the same person, and Luke has some rather inappropriate emails to read...DON'T MISS OUT!Want to have your very own absolute nonsense featured on the show? You know what to do. GET INVOLVED - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 202130 min

Microdosing MSG

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete crack open some Tyskie cans, munch on posh crisps and discuss the benefits of microdosing MSG as we digest the latest nonsense the boys have stumbled upon.Amongst the Madeley madness and microwaveable fish, we’ve also got news on the new house Pete has access to and some interesting discussion about private parts... GET STUCK IN! Get in touch! We LOVE hearing from you so drop us an email over at [email protected] or by sending us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! You know you want to. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 202130 min

It's Been...

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On today’s show, Puff Puff Pete tells us about his casual visits to Doobsville, USA, before Luke shares news on a dating disaster involving one man and his 35 girlfriends.Elsewhere, the boys discuss the holy grail of old men's haircuts and what it takes to have an incredibly epic nap, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.This week, we want your battery brands! Get in touch with new brands you've found in your old gadgets, at the back of your dad's garage or in that long egg device you just purchased - drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202132 min

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

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On today’s show, we’re recording in the fast lane as Pete shares breaking news of the world's most bizarre smuggling scandal to date. Elsewhere, Luke gives us the 101 on how to fix a cat. We’ve also got time for unusual pet snacks, podcast pub fiascos and the largest human poo on record…DON'T MISS OUT!Have you ever smuggled anything before? Does your pet cat enjoy a particularly weird snack? Get in touch and let us know! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter and Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!If you're currently enjoying the show, go ahead and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 202132 min

Delicious Nonsense

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On today's show, Luke discovers news about a man who's been living alone on an island for decades and considers how he'd survive living solo. Elsewhere, Pete is after more intellectual conversation as he explores the idea of a potato chip made of human flesh. Delightful.We've also got time for earwax suction techniques, Indian food we have access to and the official beach of Sandi Toksvig, before taking a very disappointing trip to battery corner. GET STUCK IN!Want to be featured on the show? Have you recently thought about surviving on an island alone, or gained access to a brand new crisp flavour? Whatever nonsense you've been digging into, share it with us! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202136 min

A Birthday In The Bathroom

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On today's show, the boys are back in the studio to celebrate the Luke and Pete Show's 4th birthday! While Luke brings the party to life with live karaoke, Pete's experiencing some rather unfortunately *audible* toilet troubles...Elsewhere, we hear all about a KFC criminal and the world's most expensive chicken nugget, before getting to some *very* exciting emails...GET IN TOUCH! We LOVE hearing from you - let us know your favourite memories from the past 4 years of Luke and Pete's nonsense, or tell us all about a recent celebration you've had by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or by joining the fun on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 7, 202133 min

The One Where Pete Goes Sleepwalking

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On today’s show, Luke gives us some insight into the family he has access to and the fun and games behind the seafood shucking industry, before the boys digest the recent Friends reunion and Pete unveils which cast member might secretly be his dad...Elsewhere, over in battery corner, THREE NEW PLAYERS enter the game before a listener gets in touch with a story surrounding office parkour, stolen keys and cranberry juice...GET IN TOUUUUCH! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense, new battery brands, bizarre pets you have access to and so forth over at [email protected], or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow! THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 202132 min

It's A F***ing Emergency

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-covered oysters. Meanwhile, Luke’s got a fancy new WhatsApp profile picture to share…Also on today’s show, we’ve got news on Bernie Sanders’ Gatorade and unsalted cashew nut diet, Pete’s top tips on why you *shouldn’t* be drinking water and our most incredible driving test failure story yet.GET IN TOUCH! There's nothing we love more than reading out your nonsense on the show. Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!If you're enjoying what you hear, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 202136 min

Only Fans And Horses

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On today’s show, Pete is joined by Vish once more to discuss the art of life drawing and how to handle awkward parent situations, before we look towards clubs re-opening and decide on what *not* to do on the dance floor. Elsewhere, we review this year’s Eurovision and Vish shares his tips on people-watching, before a listener gets in touch after being attacked by an unfortunate car airbag. We've got all that and a whole lot more, DON'T MISS OUT!Get involved by dropping us a nonsense-fuelled email over at [email protected] or by giving us a message on @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27, 202130 min

The Honda Jazz Man

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On today’s show, while Luke’s away for the week, Pete is joined by fellow Football Rambler and Honda Jazz driver, Vish! While Vish offers some much-needed emotional support after last week’s driving disasters, Pete has turned his interests to becoming a bullet train driver in Japan.We’ve also got time for unfortunate testicles, speeding violations and a special message from none other than Kanye West. The Luke and Pete Show’s moving up in the world.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow! If you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Pete's had a tough week. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 202130 min

Voltage Fraud

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On today’s show, Luke takes us down memory lane for a disastrous story about a very awkward bucket of chicken, while Pete records from his man shell as he recovers from Monday’s brutal breakdown. Elsewhere, a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME before one of the boys gets caught out in some battery fraud. We also hear directly from the dogs Pete has access to..you don’t want to miss this!GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense story over at [email protected], or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram pages @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. You don't want to see Pete having another breakdown. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 202132 min

The Driving Test

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On today’s show, Pete is fresh out of his driving test as we find out whether he passed, what went wrong, and why he’s been drunk-texting his instructor...meanwhile, Luke has news on our long duck friend making his TV debut.We also have time for some painful Dad behaviours, golfing mishaps and - despite ending up in A&E due to a pot noodle injury - Pete tells us about how he’s been tutoring an A&E doctor. DON’T MISS OUT!Tell us about your driving tests - did you pass first time or are you still attempting? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 202135 min

Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters

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On today’s show, Pete begins preparing for his long-awaited driving test, while Luke shares news about a potential inbound rocket heading for the studio...Elsewhere, over in our newly established ‘battery corner’, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME and triggers some intense chat about ex girlfriends, before we receive some behind-the-scenes Come Dine With Me updates from a man named Disco John.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Twitter and Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing all of your nonsense!Don't forget to leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 202128 min

Belated Birthday Bobbleheads

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On today’s show, Pete’s back for some belated birthday celebrations after spending a night in the zoo and Luke’s ready to throw a live party, before the boys discuss breaking news about the world’s longest duck. We’ve also got time for takeaway scams, gibbon upgrades and a listener emails in to answer our ever-important questions on the location of dinosaur breasts. Standard stuff. Do you have any news on recent birthday celebrations in the zoo? Or surprisingly long animals? You know what to do - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do very nicely. Cheers!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 202129 min

An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot

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On today’s show, Luke is joined by Jim again and the boys are in for one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Jim shares news on the world’s most shocking model photoshoot to date, before Luke reveals the outrageous new regulations in place for town crier championships. Elsewhere, Jim steps up as a battery judge as a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME, and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly muddy story and arguably our funniest email yet. DON’T MISS OUT!Have you ever had a traumatic rollercoaster experience? This week that's what we want to hear all about - get in touch on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email at [email protected]. Thanks!If you're enjoying the show, make sure you drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 6, 202129 min

Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe

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It’s another Jim Campbell special!On today’s show, Luke’s joined by none other than The Crappening star, Jim Campbell! While Pete’s busy celebrating his birthday, Jim’s popped in to update us on his recent A&E trips, ghastly family members and Saturday night drunken antics.We also discuss aggressively meaty pizzas and dads with 'sizeable backyards' before our friendly parrot emailer gets back in touch with some exciting updates. Get involved!This week we want to hear about your worst drunken antics after a few pints down the pub! Have you ever made it into a canal? Let us know - [email protected] or @lukeandpeteshow on the socials. Cheers!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 3, 202137 min

One Incredibly Smooth Man

On today’s episode, Luke introduces us to the most clean-shaven, manscaped man on Earth, meanwhile Pete’s got news on a huge gaming achievement from a man with sweet licks and incredibly fast fingers...Elsewhere, we review 'The Josh Fight' which took place this weekend as the boys rank themselves amongst the other Lukes and Petes of the world, before we see some Spanish batteries enter the game and read an informative email about T-Rex bum holes. DON'T MISS OUT!If you've got some exciting news to share with us, get involved! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 202129 min

Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one. We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at [email protected] or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 202133 min

What Is That Smell?

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On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse. We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for?If you're enjoying our shows, go and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 202129 min

Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups

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On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos. Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss out!Got any exclusive news about video game maps or some sexy dinosaur quiz questions for us? You know what to do. Drop us an email at [email protected] or send a cheeky message to our Instagram and Twitter pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 202131 min

Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions

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On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys. Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want?We want to hear from YOU! Get in touch over on our Instagram and Twitter @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email to be in with a chance of hearing it read on the show - [email protected] - and while you're at it, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do nicely. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 202125 min

An Armadillo Role-Play

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On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions. We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out!Get involved by sending us an exciting email over at [email protected]! Or drop us a follow on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 202133 min

A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn

On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old.Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out!Get involved by dropping us an email over at [email protected], or following us over on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 8, 202129 min

You're Not The Boss Of Me Now

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On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in. Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about medieval memes. Just the usual stuff, really - don’t miss out!Get involved over on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email - [email protected]!Oh, and leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 5, 202132 min

An Excess Of Dirty Cheese

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On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN!We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at [email protected]! Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 202133 min

On fire and headed for a fatberg

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda.Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 202133 min

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

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On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is.We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG.Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at [email protected], or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 202132 min

A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter

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On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics. That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in!We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at [email protected] with some of your own weekly nonsense, or get involved on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 202133 min

A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs

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On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients...Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 202128 min

An Owl In Fluffy Trousers

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On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model. Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out!We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email - [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, head over to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 202134 min

Pete's Private Potholes

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On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures. Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved!Drop us an email over at [email protected] or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpeteshow - where there's LOADS of extra content and laughs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 11, 202130 min

The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet

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On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out!Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!Oh - and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Hop on over to Apple Podcasts. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 8, 202132 min

The Posh Crisp Phenomenon

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On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs. Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a participant on Come Dine With Me and want to tell us your story - either way - GET INVOLVED! Drop us a message on Instagram or Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow or email us [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 202133 min