The Luke and Pete Show

It’s Monday, so grab a can and come listen to the Luke and Pete Show! We’ll be having all the usual tipsy chat, from “Dr” Gillian McKeith checking out people’s poo to a man cooking his own testicles.If that isn’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have an email on the subject of dodgy hand dryers. To get in touch with the show email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on!Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is still spending most of his spare time on Facebook Marketplace - but he isn't selling a magic wand, much to the disappointment of a five-year-old child. We recover from that crushing setback by celebrating the wonderful Takeshi’s Castle. We then finish off the show by trying to answer the big question: what wouldn’t be improved by the addition of Snoop Dogg? We couldn’t think of anything, can you? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show Beans Special. We’re talking sweet beans, baked beans, useless butter beans - not the boxer, although he also gets a mention. We then swap our magic beans for a cow going down a waterslide and an email about Harry Styles. Come and have a listen, you cowards.Want to talk to us about beans? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has only brought two subjects that he wants to discuss on today’s show: Ian Brown’s nunchucks and a lead singer who took a very interesting course of action when needing to answer nature’s call. Warning, that second story is worse than you think.After wading through those big issues, we just about have time to check in with two of our regular features on the show - battery brands and chasing dads.Have a story you want us to discuss? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday, and it was an eventful weekend. Pete stepped out of his comfort zone and attended a 90s weekender at Butlin's in Bognor, while Luke stayed in and witness a major incident of his own.Luke also manages to say “the most boring thing he has ever said” on the podcast - brace yourselves. Think you can offer something slightly less boring? Email: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heartbreak on today’s Luke and Pete Show; apparently the traditional full English breakfast is a dying art. We mourn that and also hear how Pete bought a new reel-to-reel player to find out what was on the tape on his old, broken reel-to-reel player. The result was, err... disappointing.Stasi Dad’s son also got back in touch to assure you his dad “is not a Stasi man”.Not a Stasi man? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke went to see the new Marvel movie this weekend, even though no one warned him to avoid any outdoor activity first - the big sleepy bear. To be fair, it was only the dregs of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.Elsewhere we have some feel-good content, as Pete met some police dogs and we get an email from a wholesome dad.Is your dad wholesome? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, it’s The Luke and Pete show and we have more stories about being chased by dads thanks to an email from listener Carl. However, before we get round to that Luke and Pete try to settle the big debate - If something comes out of your bum, is it poop?Our excellent battery form also continues as we welcome a few new players to the game. Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pinch punch! It’s the 1st of November and spooky season has been and gone. Today we chat about Halloween, and more importantly, how Pete didn’t invite Luke to his party. Pete also tells us about his trip to The Republic of Užupis, The Shoreditch of Lithuania. (He didn’t invite Luke to that either) As usual, we finish off with a few emails, including a wholesome story about dad karate and a slightly less wholesome correspondence about a Dad that may or may not have worked for The Stasi. Was your dad in The Stasi? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Thursday, everyone - we're back! Luke and Pete are talking dads, Mormons and karate masters. Or, in one extraordinary case, a dad Mormon karate master.  We also had some correspondence on the subject of soiled pants and even found time to enter a couple of new players into the game!  Got a story to share with us? Send it to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back for another week! Today on The Luke and Pete Show, we discuss which household appliances we respect the most. Spoiler alert - Luke's George Foreman takes an absolute battering...Elsewhere, there's a video that sparks Pete Donaldson's holy trinity of nightmares and listener Luke from Cardiff weighs in with some epic classic dad behaviour. Send in your classic Dad stories and more at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why don't billionaires do a remake of the Titanic? Why is a man going to Norfolk to buy dead crocodile heads? How are space probes fuelled? Why has a man who films cyst-ridden cow hooves got over a million subscribers on YouTube?If you can find a single other podcast anywhere in the world answering the breadth of questions like above then please subscribe to it. Go on, do it. Do it with our blessing. But until then, stick with good ol' Lukey and Petey. We'll see you right.Get in touch: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday! Welcome back to another half an hour with The Luke and The Pete. This time around we talk James Bond, which naturally leads into a chat about cinema etiquette and what level and frequency of cough Pete deems acceptable in the movie theatre. There's also more tales from listeners about their school's approach to whatever non-existent drug problem existed at the time and we spend what feels like a lot of minutes talking about morning routines. What's yours? Let us know: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We come to you this Thursday with bad news. Pete's shed has stopped working! All the electrics have packed in and our eponymous hero is left wondering what to do. Hopefully he can get it sorted before the weather gets really cold.Elsewhere, we talk the improvement in hand driers, the etiquette of the public toilet, a man that left skidmarked pants at Pete's house and the time his Dad nearly killed a man. Yes you read that correctly, and no those two incidents are not related.To get in touch, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome along to a new week of LAPS, as the cool kids are calling it now. Luke and Pete, resplendent in their shackets, join each other to talk about a number of commercially available beverages, including Special Brew, Diet Coke and San Pellegrino, before getting stuck into some other bits and pieces including the Lake District, an app designed to stop incest and much, much more.We also hear from you, the listener, and your finest tales as well, and if you're reading this and have never sent us an email, please don't be shy. You can find us on [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in what it's like to work in a non-traditional office, before Pete sings the praises of the humble rice cooker, and Luke runs the rule over haircut etiquette.We also take the time to double check that Pete wasn't mentioned in the Pandora Papers, hear about a listener who had his flip-flop stolen by an unlikely thief, and end on an evisceration of one of the world's most successful authors.Bring your dinner: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new week of LAPS! It's lovely to have you along. Pete's back from his holidays with the partner he has access to, but he missed the dogs he has access to and it turns out there's a problem with the fridge he has access to. So, a mixed bag really.We start proceedings by getting stuck into Saltbae in a way that we could never afford to do in his actual restaurant, before waxing lyrical about foxes and walkie talkies. Our wonderful LAPS family has also excelled itself with some stories of their own, as they always do, so stick around for that.Hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just how much time did Pete spend on that Jack Bauer chat forum back in the day? The guys attempt to get to grips with it and find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes...Elsewhere, there's an update from the UK swingers scene, the boys learn about the perils of a vaping convention, and discuss the relative acting merits of Keanu Reeves.Oh, and today's show also contains the following - baths, horse shit, the imperial measurement system and The One Show. Actually those first three subjects sound like they could all be features on The One Show, don't they?Talk to us, we could be friends but you playin': [email protected]   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Pete bought a set of walkie talkies to use down the shed so he doesn't need to spend quite as much time in the house? Yes, yes he has. And that can only be good news for the Luke and Pete Show, let's be honest. But what's this? One of the walkie talkies appears to be haunted? Ooooooooh, tell us more Donny...PS: We also find some time to talk about a man who had a bike ride to remember and Mick Fleetwood. [email protected] is the destination for all of your stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is off to the Canary Islands just in time to see a volcano erupt everywhere. Bloody typical. Will he come back covered in molten hot magma? Stay tuned to find out. What else does today's show consist of, we hear you ask? Well, there's a cat having problems using his catflap, a trip or two to the greyhounds, and a very naughty grandparent. Be warned.To get in touch, you know the email address by now, but just in case you need a reminder: [email protected] soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet more of his time emailing listeners privately about gibbons.There's also POG, the true benefit of sheep eating only grass, and the remarkable ability of both of our protagonists for spilling food down their respective shirts. Get in touch with us! We love hearing from you! [email protected] is the destination. Stay frosty! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, intelligence level needed to be a TV presenter, red hot playground slides, and bald maniacs who podcast.There's also Married at First Sight, a big long walk in Australia and lots more. Have a great weekend! To send us a missive, use [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discovers the Milk Crate Challenge just 20 weeks after it all started, decides he'd quite like to be a taxi driver at some point, and gives us all his theories on sea sickness.There's also time for your stories as well, and one of them involves a quite awkward conversation around not deleting one's browsing history. Consider yourselves warned.Let's hear from you, too! Get in touch with us here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where Pete can go on his next holiday, before ending the discussion by asking why people are always the worst versions of themselves at airports.Elsewhere, there are protests, more sheep food chat and a group of listeners heading across Europe on their bikes with disastrous consequences. Looking for somewhere to send a story? Here's the place: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, inspired by Luke taking a couple of trips to the cinema. After that, we hear another story involving a listener's parent's specialist DVD collection.In other news, Pete has a problem with his eye which he thinks may have come from him refusing professional make up for a live theatre performance of Wrestle Me, to instead draw all over his face with a Sharpie. Will he ever learn? The answer, of course, is no. To get in touch, we're always here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you expected one thing, only to discover that the opposite was true. The boys share their own mishaps as well as a few tales of misfortune that we received from you lovely lot. Expect grim meals in Japan, an ill-fated trip to Lisbon and a very strange sleepwalking mate. Get involved! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your room for the cleaners, before turning their attention to a typically diverse array of different topics including asthma and ill-advised ways to commemorate the life of the great Martin Luther King.Elsewhere, there's some fresh batteries to look at, as yet more listeners step up and try to find a new player to enter the game, and we get through a couple of your emails too. Put your feet up in front of your podcast player and have a good [email protected] to check in with us and let us know how you're doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that have lived the longest, trees with coins bashed into them, deer velvet, ice skating, car parking and Pete's historic constipation.We also take the time to recount a story courtesy of one of our listeners about a European cycle trip gone awry, and it's a belter. Have a great week!To tell us a story of your own, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprobates? On today's show, as well as all the usual chutney about batteries, we've got an interesting legal loophole in the United States, the philosophy that underpins Wikipedia (quite literally), and news from Pete of a CIA spy device that really has to be heard to be believed.Don't go anywhere, keep it Luke and Pete. And to get further involved, it's [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes before rapidly moving on to AI robots, Pete's worries for the near future and his ability to dream up imaginative but wholly innocent scenarios involving 80s glamour models.Elsewhere there's a horrific skunk story from one of the LAPS family (we apologise in advance) as well as several other missives, including one email in particular that's just very nice. So, thanks for that.To get in touch with us, it's [email protected] and we're over @lukeandpeteshow for all your social media needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy metal, one of our listeners filming himself in an amazon store, and another one of our listeners getting bitten on the foreskin and scrotum by one of God's creatures (probably unrelated to the preacher we mentioned earlier).I honestly don't know how you can listen to this show, a show that is completely free, and not be astonished by the amount of content we pack in. In fact, it's not just content, it's amazing value. Thanks for listening!To get in touch: [email protected]  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smells.Elsewhere, they're asking that age-old question: What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brands.Luke's back next week, so get your questions in now - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague chipmunks and forbidden Japanese inky balls.Get in touch over at [email protected] and you could have your beautifully crafted email read out in 2023! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.london shows at this years' London Podcast Festival. Come down, you pigs! https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26928/26929 - Wrestle Mehttps://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/26942/26943 - Clash of the [email protected] for all your messages and queries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk all things Olympics, all things convenience stores and whether you can truly trust a store that has a tiny cardboard policeman guarding its wares.Oh, and Pete's got an update on his driving test. Could only happen to him, the daft prick. (Yes this is Pete writing about himself in the third person.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give himself the best chance of qualifying for the games? Tune in to find out.The boys also talk at length about their appearance, how Amazon shops actually work and of course take in a whole new raft of your battery suggestions, emails and other correspondence. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful city of York, although he doesn't appear to have learnt a huge amount about it. The boys also find time to talk about ultramarathons, which is interesting as neither of them will ever find the time to actually do one, obviously. Elsewhere, there's temperature chat, dishwashers, microwaves, and plenty more besides, including your emails. To join in with this nonsense, hit us up: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man from Wrexham, and the legendary Games Workshop. There's also a chilling story of a listener being let down by the great Tom Cruise, so stick around for that. If you've ever been let down by a celebrity, we want to know about it. Email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hierarchy of his new neighbourhood, Luke regales us about how he bumped into an old friend, and we learn all about house burglaries. Elsewhere, there's the incredibly exciting news that Pete went for a swim in the sea and actually survived to tell the tale!To get in touch with your tales of derring-do, or just to ask us a question, it's [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the artwork on rides at travelling funfairs, reminiscing about their time spent at amusement arcades, and talking about their favourite brands of bread.There's also time for more of that classic question you ask your mates in the pub - what job would you have if you lived in a medieval village?Send your battery brands/nonsense/offers of the freedom of various cities here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something that naturally already has him comparing himself to the world's most famous carpenter. Will his house fall down at some point? Almost certainly.Elsewhere, the chaps marvel at Tom Cruise's minerals, there's some chat about the Bezos v Branson war that nobody asked for, and we hear from a listener that gave competitive eating a go just for a laugh. How did he get on? Tune in to find out...To get in touch, it's [email protected], and we'd love to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating snack.We also have time for our favourite NEW PLAYER yet, how to survive eating lethal plants, and a very misleading email...GET STUCK IN!Have you ever eaten a poisonous plant? Or actually seen a celebrity shopping in a garden centre? You know who to tell. GET IN TOUCH by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or on our Instagram/Twitter pages @lukeandpeteshow.Produced by Natalie Wilson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work. Elsewhere, the boys go shopping in an Amazon supermarket, Luke shares news about his catastrophic beef-eating experience, and we get to some of your *very* EXCITING EMAILS. GET IN TOUCH! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing your nonsense.Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man's wrong legged amputation...We've also got time for NEW PLAYERS, suitcases full of wires, surprise Stephen King novels and an x-ray version of Naked Attraction. SO MUCH NONSENSE!Get in touch! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. There's nothing we love more than hearing from you all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo.We also have news on which tube line is the real MVP, how to deal with dodgy neighbours, and what’s cooler than a million dollars...GET IN TOUCH! What's the worst thing you've ever ordered as takeaway food? What do you think is cooler than a million dollars? Let us know over at [email protected] or by dropping us a message on Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow.If you're enjoying what you're hearing, leave us a REVIEW on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the potato state of Idaho. Elsewhere, TWO NEW PLAYERS ENTER THE GAME, we discuss how Pete and Elon Musk are more or less the same person, and Luke has some rather inappropriate emails to read...DON'T MISS OUT!Want to have your very own absolute nonsense featured on the show? You know what to do. GET INVOLVED - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete crack open some Tyskie cans, munch on posh crisps and discuss the benefits of microdosing MSG as we digest the latest nonsense the boys have stumbled upon.Amongst the Madeley madness and microwaveable fish, we’ve also got news on the new house Pete has access to and some interesting discussion about private parts... GET STUCK IN! Get in touch! We LOVE hearing from you so drop us an email over at [email protected] or by sending us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! You know you want to. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Puff Puff Pete tells us about his casual visits to Doobsville, USA, before Luke shares news on a dating disaster involving one man and his 35 girlfriends.Elsewhere, the boys discuss the holy grail of old men's haircuts and what it takes to have an incredibly epic nap, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.This week, we want your battery brands! Get in touch with new brands you've found in your old gadgets, at the back of your dad's garage or in that long egg device you just purchased - drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.