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A female voice

In the absence of Pete, Luke is joined by Laura Kirk of Stakhanov's Revisiting to discuss some tales in the life of Florida Man, why she likes going to the cinema alone and just what it's like living with an Andrew Flintoff obsession.We also hear from some more listeners whose drunken shortcuts have gone awry, try to understand why cryptic crosswords are so hard and discover an entirely new type of beer situation that will probably leave you with a sore throat.To get in touch, it's: [email protected], or @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 202034 min

Do not insert the frozen potato slice

On this episode we’re discussing bull fighting, ‘dining & dashing’ and a problematic home remedy which utilises frozen sliced potatoes. Also coming up, we’re reading some of your near death experiences, including a hazardous tale from a noughties trip to Malia and a man who, despite all the odds, survived a drunken encounter with a horse.All that, and something about bath beers! Do your homework and slip us a DM at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 202027 min

A digested pedometer

It’s the start of the week which means a brand new episode of the Luke and Pete Show. On today’s show, we’re talking about the coronavirus, crufts and a pig who managed to set fire to a farm in North Yorkshire, using nothing but feces and a digested pedometer. Also on the show, Pete’s taken a trip to Southampton, Mel Brooks has a thing or two to say about The One Show and we’re considering whether or not to test the waters with explosive lithium batteries and eating uranium.Plus we’re catching up with some of your ‘Florida man’ headlines.It’s jam packed! Get in touch at [email protected]  ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 9, 202032 min

Return of the Hobgoblin

Back in April of 2009, three men were unceremoniously ejected from their London-based radio show and asked to never return. Something they'd said on the airwaves? Possibly. Or was 'the man' worried about the unwavering grassroots support (dare we say love) for the trio amongst the swell of G20 protesters that stamped past their window that spring morning? We may never know. But they're back for one last half hour of shouting and awful language.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 5, 202029 min

The ex-Xfm breakfast show

Not sure where to start with this one to be honest.If you were unlucky enough to experience the Alex Zane breakfast show between 2007 and 2009 you'll probably be on nodding terms with this nonsense, but for everyone else - Luke is away this week so it was Pete's turn to bring in some buddies.Listen to Clash Of The Titles with Alex Zane here: http://hyperurl.co/ClashpodAnd get Pete and Marc Haynes on Wrestle Me here: http://hyperurl.co/wrestlemeSlide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 2, 202034 min

Florida Man records podcast

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We're here to gently usher in the weekend with another episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Come on in, get the kettle on and put your feet up.Today we take a whirlwind tour through the likes of Tyson Fury, new Netflix series The Stranger and the mad escapades of general Floridian men. Plus, ever wondered about the battery capacity of drones as they battle against the wind? We've got you covered.Send us your homework answers and your best 'Florida Man' headlines to: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 202033 min

Pharaoh admin

We've got another round in The Luke and Pete Show chamber, ready to fire it at ya on this drizzly Monday. Luke's been to the Tutankhamun exhibition this weekend, so we discuss the unrelenting admin involved in burying a pharaoh alongside a multitude of prized possessions. We also hear from Tyson Fury's spiritual coach on his LinkedIn page and a listener emails in with heartwarming tale of his baby called John.Slide into our DMs: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 202032 min

Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron

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It’s Thursday, which means a brand new episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Luke’s bought a new video game and Pete’s unimpressed by his choice. Meanwhile, Pete enlightens us with some rather alarming age gaps in Disney characters’ relationships. Elsewhere, there’s some chat about a Lou Reed playlist, a new type of beer enters the conversation, and we run the rule over reality television.We’re also talking about weird things you’ve found in your gardens, and there’s a particularly shocking story involving a grandad, a spade and an innocent heron. You probably know where that’s going...Your homework for this week is to tell us about your most memorable encounter with a telemarketer! Hit us at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 20, 202030 min

Episode 199.97: Freezy Slicers

Pete’s back baby! And he’s already had an undignified ride on the back of Luke’s Lime bike, an image the people of North London are unlikely to forget anytime soon.He’s also got a present for Luke from a Japanese capsule machine and he shares some amazing tales about his trip, including a story about the Japanese tsunami of 2011, and spending some time seaweed farming.Also on today’s show - we’re hearing about some of the things your parents hate the most about you (and yes, you can hear what Pete's Dad really thinks of him) and there’s also a discussion that ends up with Pete's body parts scattered all over London. You've been warned.Send your very best emails to [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 202030 min

Episode 199.96: A chat with Uncle Jez

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Jack’s stepped into Pete’s shoes once more, and has joined Luke for one final guest episode of the Luke and Pete show.On today’s show, we’re talking Valentine’s Day plans (or lack thereof), how to get a million subscribers on Youtube and why Jack’s grandad can’t resist shouting ‘snowflake’ or ‘fake news’ at any opportunity.There’s also some discussion surrounding the age old conundrum of what to do when faced with a blocked toilet, and Jack tells a story about accidentally shouting some expletives at an innocent old lady, after getting a little too invested in the Paranormal Activity films.Pete’s back on Monday to rejoin the usual shenanigans. Do your homework and drop us a line at [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 202031 min

Episode 199.95: For sale, emoji trainers, never worn

With Pete still in Japan, we’re kicking off Monday with special guest Jack Dean, also known as the driving force behind ‘JaackMaate’s Happy Hour’!Jack sat down to talk about what it’s like to be a Youtuber, why Norwich is way better than London and to justify his habit of dunking toast in his tea.There’s also more debate to be had about the ultimate beer, as this week the rather questionable suggestion of a ‘hospital beer’, courtesy of a listener, comes under scrutiny, and there’s some serious discussion about Sunday League Football, winding up elderly relatives, and finishing Escape Rooms. Get involved with the show: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 202037 min

Episode 199.94: Tossed salads and folded eggs

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There's a huge scrambled eggs debate to be had in the studio today as Set Meals Sam has been criticised for his folding technique. How do *you* make scrambled eggs, let us know! And, should they be renamed 'folded eggs'? Also available on your all-new and completely free of charge episode, we have bedtime routines, we hear of a burglary, and we also discover the *greatest* video game theme of all time, bar none. Seriously. It's so good.To email in your homework on the last time you spoke to a stranger and why, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6, 202027 min

Episode 199.93: Into The Valleys

It's Monday and it's time for a very special episode of The Luke and Pete Show! The Pete part of the equation is off gallivanting around Japan (don't worry - he sent us a voice message for the show), and so Luke is joined by one half of food podcast Set Meals, the esteemed Samuel Ashton Smith!Luke and Sam talk the perfect burger, the perfect type of beer and get into what it was like growing up in The Valleys of Wales. They also take the time to read through some of your emails before marking your homework as well (weird things in gardens etc), so stick around for that.To get involved, it's: [email protected]***Please rate and review us on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 3, 202030 min

Episode 199.92: The world's best toilet

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Pete has found what he believes to be the best toilet that's ever been created, a toilet so good that it can safely and easily dispatch several hundred acorns. And yes, you read that correctly.Also on your all-new episode of today's Luke and Pete Show, we find out about a public footpath that's been re-routed due to a prevalence of naturists, we find out more about the great Bob Hawke, and then there's some chat about fracking.We also set you some brand new homework, so don't miss that. Make sure to get your submissions into [email protected]!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast- provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 202029 min

Episode 199.91: One Litre Peter

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Why has Pete brought a meat thermometer into the office? That's point number one on today's Luke and Pete Show agenda, swiftly followed by getting to the bottom of some graffiti that Donny partook in as a child. Naughty naughty...Elsewhere, there's talk of Nalgene sponsoring the show (although sadly that talk is coming exclusively from Luke), and we find out the weirdest thing one of our listeners has dug up in their garden, as well as hearing about some of those sweet free DVDs you guys received when purchasing your very first DVD players.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, 202030 min

Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer

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If you were given one punch that was as powerful as Anthony Joshua's, how and when would you use it? That's just one of the questions Luke and Pete attempt to answer on today's episode, which also features in-studio challenges, world record attempts and yet more attic finds.Pete also sets your this weekend's homework and you have two assignments to choose from. Special bonus LAPS points for those who take on both tasks. We can't wait to hear from you.To send in your homework, or indeed to email us about anything, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 202028 min

Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival

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Hello and a very warm welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, thanks for joining us! This episode we learn of someone with a fart machine at a live snooker event, and it can't have been Pete because he spent the weekend in Seville. His alibi is watertight. Elsewhere, there's chat about what you should and shouldn't stick in the dishwasher, the 1992 World's Fair, and of course all the things you've found in your respective attics. Believe us when we say, there's some absolutely belting stuff up there.To get in touch, hit us up here: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 202028 min

Episode 199.88: Marine Kong Karate

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Have you ever knowingly downloaded a podcast that is 30% Hairy Bikers content, 30% emails about animals killed in Canadian suburbs and 40% about The Brittas Empire? Well, you have now, and we make no apology for that. You'll never look back.We also take the time to trawl through a load more of your missives (and bloody great they are too), and for the first time ever, set you, the listeners, some weekend homework! That's right, we want you to listen for the all-new homework section and report back to us on Monday with your findings. No excuses, now!Come find us on Twitter @lukeandpeteshow or email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 16, 202028 min

Episode 199.87: Excellent trunks

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There are some troubling developments reaching LAPS towers. Firstly, there have been some satanic killings in the New Forest, but secondly and arguably much more importantly Pete has been spending his Sunday night vaping. We all knew this day would come, and here it is. There's no way a man with such an interest in gadgetry could hold off forever. How troubled should you be? Listen in to find out.Elsewhere, there's spam, The Mousetrap, moths, Knives Out and loads more, including the types of sketches Pete used to get in trouble for at school.Come find us on Twitter @lukeandpeteshow or email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 202029 min

Episode 199.86: Get a walnut in your bicep

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Remember Mr Frosty? No-one owned one. You only ever saw them on adverts. Did they even sell them? Pete wants to know if they had a strong blade inside in order to cut up the ice. He's going to look for one on eBay. Elsewhere we hear about a man who got a tattoo in front of someone famous but didn't realise, find out the best way to crack a nut, and run the rule over The Witcher. There's also a man who has bought more San Pellegrino than anyone else, and a few musical treats into the bargain. Tell us how you really feel: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 9, 202028 min

Episode 199.85: Digging up skulls

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It's the second episode of 2020, and Pete is pretty happy at the moment. He rates his happiness at an 8.0/10.0 but wants to keep an eye on it. Very sensible. If it goes below a 6.0 he's going to let us all know.On today's episode we learn a bit more about both Pete and Luke's respective families, hear of a friend that buries dead animals in his back garden and then digs them up when they've decomposed, and marvel at the wonder of local facebook groups.To get involved, and we'd bloody love you to, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 6, 202029 min

Episode 199.84: This Tarantula Needs Watching

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Happy New Year! It's 2020, can you believe, so Luke and Pete take a good squizz through what is likely to happen in this, the highest year on record. There's flexible screens, space travel, tarantulas a listener perhaps didn't quite expect, and a hilarious Italian man trying to pronounce a word. Trust us when we say, his English is still far better than our Italian.Elsewhere there's Spam, prison labour, your emails (including a frankly horrific one about a spider) and some neat sound effects too, so don't miss em.To be involved: [email protected]*** Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast- provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! *** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 2, 202028 min

Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes

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It's that weird period between Christmas and New Year where nothing actually happens, so given that you quite literally have nothing else to do, why not treat yourself to this episode of The Luke and Pete Show? If you do, you'll hear stories of minidisc players, lessons that can be learned from video games, lyrics courtesy of The Vandals, and a quick whizz through Pete's YouTube history. Don't worry, it's largely family friendly.We of course take the time to read through some of your stories as well, as ever. To submit one yourself, it's [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 201931 min

Episode 199.82: Dad's gaming chair

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The title of this episode tells you everything you need to know about what Pete bought Stewart for Christmas, and we think he's going to be bloody happy about it. This episode, we hear about a boiler that finally packed up after a colossal 48 years, Pete runs us through the top Hartlepudlian nightspots this Christmas (including one where you can purchase a pint for just £1.99), a man blows up his car up by accident using air freshener and there are loads, and we do mean loads, of stories about meeting Gladiators. We're building up quite the collection.We hope you're enjoying your Boxing Day, wherever you are, and that this episode of LAPS goes well with your meals of leftovers and hard liquor.Don't hide your light under a bushel, email us today: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 26, 201925 min

Episode 199.81: Tea experts in Lebanon

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It's officially Christmas week which means that Luke and Pete are changing, well nothing at all really. It's more of the same old LAPS from the PALS, and we start by doing a deep dive on Frankie Cocozza. And we can safely say we're the only podcast anywhere in the world doing that this week.Elsewhere, there's some talk of trains, Peaky Blinders chat, Pete's found a picture he likes of an old fashioned diving suit, and a listener emails us with a 1,400 word email about the tea drinking habits of different cultures around the world. Drink it in.Email us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 201929 min

Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle

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Pete's been binge watching TV shows for a comfort blanket after he's had to rein back his Chinese takeaway addiction. You cannot go on spending £50 a week on Chinese food forever, it's just not sustainable. And if you learn just one thing from today's episode make sure it's that.There's also an airing of grievances, Masterchef chat, lifting the lid on yet more Gladiators, more time discussing Pete's Only Fools and Horses obsession, and the dangers inherent within the sausage meat scene.Don't be pigheaded! Email us: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 19, 201931 min

Episode 199.79: Radio presenter for hire

Welcome to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! As we're now firmly in the middle of the festive period, we talk Christmas parties, Christmas dinner and all sorts of other traditions into the bargain.Elsewhere, there's wedding garb, there's DIY skills and there's sports teams using Super Mario music during games - something that should be encouraged, in our opinion.There's plenty of your stories as well, and to get in touch and have your say it's [email protected] and you can get us @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter. Ciao ciao!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 201928 min

Episode 199.78: Macho Man KING Randy Savage

It's annoying when people get things wrong, isn't it? Song lyrics, names, quotes from movies etc. Luke and Pete spend a bit of time bemoaning that (while no doubt getting loads wrong themselves), before moving on to talking about how boring celebrity chefs are which stimulates a story from Pete about Heston Blumenthal's son.Speaking of Pete, he's been arguing with his Dad again. "What about?", we hear you cry. Well, file sizes of whatsapp attachments. Obviously.There's Only Fools and Horses, sausage meat, 100 year old humans and lots more besides, as well as your emails too. Join [email protected] to get in touch with us, we'd love to hear from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 201927 min

Episode 199.77: Pete's first impressions

Pete's been working with Niko Rosberg, a man with lovely soft hands, apparently. That, as is the custom for Luke and Pete, descends into a conversation about handshakes and after that we naturally sidestep into Janet Jackson, Jared Leto, The Big Breakfast (again) and The Beastie Boys. All separately, obviously.There's plenty of chat from you guys too via your excellent emails, and if you want to send one of your own you can do so here: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 9, 201931 min

Episode 199.76: A Sense of Community

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In the last of our much-vaunted, hugely well received Hands Across The Atlantic trilogy, Luke takes Pete through yet more Vermont news, including a story that is so far up Pete's street it might as well invent its own infant chip bowl helmet.Elsewhere, there's news from the World Sauna Championships, Pete tells us all about a £1 a night hotel, we discuss the much-maligned Disney movie Song of the South, and we find out what Pete is looking for in a neighbourhood when he eventually decides to leave Soho.To be a bigger part of this than you are already: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 5, 201931 min

Episode 199.75: Black Eye Friday

Luke's still in Vermont, but don't let that put you off. Today's episode comes in the form of an impromptu movie special, including thoughts on such titles as Big Trouble in Little China, Predator, Last Christmas and plenty more. We also take the time to reminisce about Flavor of Love, the hugely memorable reality show featuring Flava Flav, wonder what the month of December will have in store for us all, and learn about the great northern tradition of Black Eye Friday. Stay safe, drinkers.To get involved in this entirely foul jamboree, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 2, 201929 min

Episode 199.74: Parappa the Rapper

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Greetings not just from London but also from The Green Mountain State! That's right, although Pete (for once) is stuck in London, Luke is coming to you live and direct from Vermont ahead of Thanksgiving week.In a world first for The Luke and Pete Show, our two eponymous manchildren shoot the breeze while 3,317 miles apart. But don't sweat, the chat is still as electric as ever and this week includes talk about trying to be cool in front of younger people, Reebok Pumps, and Pete's inability to stop talking about Milwaukee.There's plenty of your stories too, and to have one considered for the show yourself, drop us a line: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 201931 min

Episode 199.73: Do you feel the power of the gladiators?

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What's Pete's spirit animal? Another episode to brighten your Monday. Start the week with Rod Stewart's train set (sorry... model railway), Rick Stein's new food show and an explanation of the colour of eggs. Also, and we take no pleasure in saying it, but someone's been using nappies as tea towels...Get in touch with your finest at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 201927 min

Episode 199.72: It’s a Megalodon

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Luke & Pete are back and answering life's big questions as always. Questions such as: Where can you buy the best mince pie? What happened to 90s classic The Big Breakfast? Does Megalodon exist? Everything you've ever wanted answered.Lock in and send us your thoughts at [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 201930 min

Episode 199.71: Prince Andrew, Helsinki & Scientology

On this chilly November Monday, Luke & Pete are talking about their favourite interviews - Tom Cruise has been accused of trying to nick a packet of fags and Pete's had a boozy weekend in Helsinki. Couldn't get hold of a can of Stella for love nor [email protected] is the place to get in touch with your thoughts. Don't be shy!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 201926 min

Episode 199.70: Zimbabwe, Michigan, Milwaukee, wherever...

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Luke and Pete are back in the studio together for the first time in a week or so, and after their sojourn to the US and Canada. What have they learnt? Tune in to find out...Pete's lost his laptop, he celebrated being back in the UK by eating in Hard Rock Cafe (obviously), and the boys discover a story about a puppy with a tail on its head. How cute. Elsewhere there's talk from listeners about secret families, there's Dads being weird and there's the great British tradition of clearing out the [email protected] is the place to send your stories. Don't sleep on it!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 14, 201931 min

Episode 199.69: Brooklyn NYC

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Luke & Pete bring you another stateside episode, this time from Brooklyn baby!Come along whilst we wander the streets, talking all things USA: punk bands in school buses, American sports stars and getting told off in bars.We're be back in the studio for Thursday's episode (if Pete's escaped prison by then), so enjoy this last episode from across the [email protected] is where you can hit us up with all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 11, 201931 min

Episode 199.68: 7th Avenue NYC

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It's a special show today recorded on the bustling streets of New York City! Luke & Pete are jaywalking their way down 7th Avenue, talking pizza, hockey and touring.Luke's on the hunt for lip balm, and Pete's had a run-in with a toilet... Join [email protected] is where you can get in touch with all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 7, 201928 min

Episode 199.67: Saturday night's alright

Just what are the best all time 90s Saturday night TV shows? Luke loves Big Break, Pete is a Gladiators fan, but there's loads more. Also: ever hear the one about Pete meeting Michael Barrymore? Now there's a story you don't want to miss...On today's show we also discuss Postman Pat, people who try and sell you things in pubs, and the latest debacle involving Pete and his PC processor. There's loads more besides, so don't sleep on [email protected] for all your missives!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 4, 201925 min

Episode 199.66: Wet mouth

Which celebrities have the wettest mouths? Tune in to today's Luke and Pete Show to find out. It's a bizarre subject to discuss but Pete is really passionate about it, and so here we are. Elsewhere, we take in the best and worst budget hotels, talk about Christmas sandwiches and get an update on Eamonn Holmes.There's also plenty of your stories too, which you can email in on [email protected] a great weekend!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 201931 min

Episode 199.65: Vintage gauge tools

We start today's show by discussing the best ever tweets, before turning our attention to the late, great David Bowie's opinion on the nascent internet. After that Pete wants to talk Elton John- so we do that for a bit- and then we find out about the best birthday presents passed down from father to son.In addition to all this, Luke meets Pete's parents for the first time (a big step in any relationship) and we hear some of your stories as well, this time about the interior light in your car, 80s video games and lots more.To get in touch, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 201928 min

Episode 199.64: Man with ferret

Here are the notes that Luke took from this episode with the apparent hope of writing a synopsis about it:'Eyebrows', 'tabloid newspapers', 'ferret', 'Breaking Bad', 'hair cuts', and 'memes'.Make of that what you will. There's a vague memory of a metal band doing a Billy Ocean cover as well, but to be honest the ol' synapses aren't what they were so bear with us.Get at us: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 24, 201931 min

Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux

We're back, back from outer space, we just walked in and saw you sat there with that look upon your face. This time around we take the time to critique the new-look Postman Pat, and then riff quite a bit on eggs. There's chat about Sheffield, there's Philip Pullman, and then there's also a bit about soundtracks to TV shows.We also do our bit to air your views as well, so stick around for that. To email us, it's [email protected]. We look forward to hearing from you! Have a great week!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 21, 201930 min

Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation

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Happy Thursday, guys! Great to see you all back here for another dose of your bi-weekly Luke and Pete Show. We're almost at the weekend, so what better way to celebrate than to talk about Alexey Leonov, snooker, the best way to build your own computer and the things that people always say without thinking about it. There's also your emails too, and this time around they include cast iron skillet tossing. What more needs to be [email protected] is the place for all your missives. Treat us.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 17, 201929 min

Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit

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Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show universe, an environment in which opinions can be expressed freely, secrets can be kept, and Pete Donaldson's lessons for living a good life can be heard in full.This time around it's TV shows, how to disguise a cat as a dog, gravy and much, much more.There's also a top tip from a listener on how to commit a murder legally, but Luke and Pete aren't convinced of the veracity of the claim. To have your say on that, or indeed anything else, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 201929 min

Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Happy Thursday! Before we head off on the latest leg of our theatre tour with Football Ramble Live (tickets at http://ramblelive.com), we take time to hear of a man who got upset that he failed his driving test and so sped off before anyone could stop him, we find out if cryptocurrency can turn you gay (clue: it can't), and we welcome the return of the great Chris Morris.There's your emails too, including one about the inner machinations of Amazon Alexa which is not to be missed. Are 'they' listening in to us? You bet your butts they are. Frightening.For emails, it's: [email protected] ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 201929 min

Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show begins with chat about a recent visit to Northampton to experience their intriguing town centre (Cash Converters, vaping shops, covered markets etc) and continues on with a diversity of subjects, including man caves, Pete's various ailments, the US Embassy and much, much more.There's also your emails and stories too, as ever, including one this time about the naming of exoplanets. Fascinating stuff to two ignoramuses like us. Enjoyable!To get involved: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 7, 201928 min

Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist

It's been a while but on today's show we delve back into the conspiracy theory/apocryphal tale arena, thanks to an over-exuberant listener who may or may not be old enough to know better. Bless.On safer territory, there's the World Stone Skimming Championship and Pete possibly being the most bored Luke has ever seen him. We also discuss the rules of a duel (seconds out!), some stuff on boxing (seconds out again!), we hear from the great Fred Trueman, and then get into a chat with the lesser-spotted Pilot Claud! Yep, there's another one in our ranks! We'll have enough for our own air force soon...To out yourself as a pilot, a cannibal, a world-class stone skimmer or anything else for that matter, it's: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 3, 201931 min

Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly!

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How do you sleep? Pete wishes he could just take his arms off. It would make the whole ordeal easier. One thing that would definitely make life more entertaining is having Samuel L Jackson voicing your Alexa - something that is now actually possible thanks to our overlords at Amazon, so we discuss that as well.Elsewhere there's talk of testicles, Michael Gove's demeanour, and the ways and means of making KFC gravy— which is not for the faint hearted, believe us. Probably won't stop either of us eating it, mind.To get in touch: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 30, 201930 min

Episode 199.56: Dog professor

Luke's been to Churchill War Rooms and Pete's been to McDonald's. Both places include technology of interest, one related to the safety and survival of millions of people in a war and one to get Chicken McNuggets to people more effectively. On today's LAPS there's chemicals with funny names, dinosaurs separated by millions of years, a man from Hartlepool breaking into abandoned buildings with 'mixed' results, and lots more. Don't sleep on it.To send us a subject for rumination and comment: [email protected]***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 201928 min